The Dan Hulson™

You can get your weight sorted, mate, it's just calorie intake and a little exercise. I have been working hard get rid of the Dadbod of late. If you dressed like that I would just turn up in my full plate to remind you I'm from a Noble house and thus in charge 😤

2024-08-30 22:08:19 UTC

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I bet he stole both off the same jew

2024-08-30 17:51:22 UTC

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I would but I'm all out of cumm at the moment. Will probably just bust a nut later when I member this though

2024-08-30 17:30:53 UTC

Today has been such a busy day. I fixed a mirror on me car and sang in shower. Should maybe have long sleep after that palaver. Hope you doing well friends and weren't as busy as me

2024-08-30 17:14:30 UTC

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Too tall and pale, innit

2024-08-29 15:44:02 UTC

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I'm not an American you filthy debased wog. You got an obsession with getting rammed in the arse by coons. Just embrace it and come out the closet you little queer. Please keep your love for BBC off the tl though.

2024-08-29 01:31:07 UTC

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Like you could even stop him 😩

2024-08-28 12:55:07 UTC

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Morning, mate, hoping you good day.

2024-08-27 12:40:25 UTC

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Also, gm darling

2024-08-27 12:39:14 UTC

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Got a I miss you in another thread, innit

2024-08-19 22:38:57 UTC

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Sure my penis does need a pat from you

2024-08-15 10:05:20 UTC

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Goodnight, friend, rest easy

2024-08-13 13:31:19 UTC

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Chewsday one of my top seven least hated days of the week. Boobs do improve most days though

2024-08-03 19:28:36 UTC

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Vegemite is similar a bit more saltly and bitter, Still nice like going down on your missus after you already dropped one in her tank, innit

2024-08-03 19:25:23 UTC

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You do it after, mate. I don't really like marmite on toast but some people love it

2024-07-26 20:29:29 UTC

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Don't worry, pix friend, i still like you more than imaginary women

2024-07-08 13:01:48 UTC

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Thank fuck you might stop asking me do that for you. You bloody shirtlifter

2024-07-08 02:03:08 UTC

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I have been glassed in the arm and tbh it was not pleasant but still better than eating French "food"

2024-06-25 03:22:45 UTC

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Woman they all getting in on my game you know I was here, first.

2024-06-22 05:24:30 UTC

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I used to watch Veronica Mars the Vampire Diaries and bloody Charmed. I have no shame, innit

2024-06-20 04:41:20 UTC

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If I was not somewhat discreet in my former life I would have likely caught a knife in the back. It's also why I always pretend to be even dumber than I am. It helped me fit in and get by in the past

2024-06-19 03:17:42 UTC

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Stop telling people I'm irl smarter than I let on. It ruins my persona 🤨

2024-06-17 05:05:48 UTC

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Yea, that is my point that we should not convert to foreign religions as it would destroy us and our culture and history

2024-06-10 02:34:04 UTC

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She was not whore she was a nice girl when you spoke to her

2024-06-10 01:02:55 UTC

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I have plucked mein for two nearly three years now. I have just accepted it of late though. I got offended last year when I was told I have the good rugged looks of an older man. I just accepted I am getting older now though and will just bitch and moan forever about it 😤

2024-06-09 23:39:02 UTC

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I get in trouble around Irish women it's why I have an half Irish daughter, innit