Invictus

A sometimes ornery non-dispensational Baptist.

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2026-04-14 20:57:58 UTC

How come people like Ronnie Van Zant have to die in plane crashes? Why can't Florida Georgia Line's plane go down?

2026-04-11 16:37:50 UTC

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2026-04-06 20:06:20 UTC

You can't be turned down for a preexisting condition, but if you won't be coerced into having an unnecessary medical intervention, you're not going to allowed to have a primary doctor.
Something needs to be done about this.
How do we pass a bill or pass a class action lawsuit?

2026-04-03 13:45:20 UTC

I don't know why they call it a "shady tree mechanic" when it's nothing but wind and rain for 333 days out of the year.

2026-04-01 12:43:41 UTC

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This is incorrect. What they are describing is corporationism, not corporatism. This is a very common mistake.

2026-04-01 02:38:24 UTC

He might actually have a point here.
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2026-04-01 00:24:17 UTC

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there is no good reason to circumcize. It's strange they still do this in hospitals in the US.

2026-03-31 17:16:50 UTC

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But, what will I do?

2026-03-31 16:58:38 UTC

My fifteen-year-old son is too embarrassed to let me push him on the swing. 😢

2026-03-31 00:10:37 UTC

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Those would be dispensationalists, who make up a good portion of evangelicals/Baptists.

2026-03-31 00:07:48 UTC

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Liberal churches are reading the NIV and ESV... Mostly reformed theology.

2026-03-31 00:05:41 UTC

I think AI is so helpful because we now live in a world where humans just aren't.

2026-03-30 15:47:25 UTC

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The Jews like to get the fags all stirred up to do wickedness.
Acts 17:5 “But the Jews which believed not, moved with envy, took unto them certain lewd fellows of the baser sort, and gathered a company, and set all the city on an uproar, and assaulted the house of Jason, and sought to bring them out to the people.”

2026-03-30 15:45:29 UTC

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Yeah, those fags were probably put up to it.

2026-03-30 13:17:23 UTC

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Where are the Muslims with machetes when you actually need them?

2026-03-28 11:46:50 UTC

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Nah, whiz is for the blacks. American cheese is the way to go. @npub1f8f…6p6p

2026-03-27 15:31:39 UTC

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Lol

2026-03-27 15:17:30 UTC

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What did I miss?

2026-03-24 12:18:48 UTC

NAS had to go because it was blowing holes in the agenda.

2026-03-24 07:50:33 UTC

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2026-03-24 00:13:35 UTC

I mean, that's the Jews and Muslims.
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2026-03-23 12:32:59 UTC

It seems like black people have all the cool stuff; clothes, cars, motorcycles, raptors, guns, my bike... They even live in houses I couldn't possibly afford.
How do they afford it all?

2026-03-21 17:28:19 UTC

Mother-in-law stands firm that I look like Brad Pitt in Thelma and Louise. Maybe she's not so bad after all?

2026-03-21 16:37:04 UTC

I thought Chuck Norris was around 66, not 86.

2026-03-21 16:24:09 UTC

I hate the blacked-out rims trend. To me it looks like heavy brake dust that hasn't been cleaned, or like your hubcaps rolled away.

2026-03-21 11:05:25 UTC

GM, nonessential goys!

2026-03-21 10:12:17 UTC

Your dentist won't tell you this, but receding gums is a sign of a vitamin C deficiency. Vitamin C keeps your hair, nails and gums healthy.
You've got scurvy.

2026-03-19 18:14:25 UTC

If Hitler lost... then...?
🤔
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2026-03-17 22:32:43 UTC

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I'm about to block you.

2026-03-17 22:02:08 UTC

My wife roasted the cabbage instead of boiling it in salty water.
That has to be some kind of a sin.

2026-03-16 00:32:51 UTC

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What did you mean?

2026-03-15 13:00:46 UTC

Solid aluminum. That's like a BB gun on steroids. Imagine getting hit with a high powered metal marble. That would mess someone's day up for sure.
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2026-03-12 09:54:15 UTC

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You must have a friendly, helpful face.

2026-03-11 15:11:18 UTC

Are we at the stage in the low-trust society where it's acceptable to bribe people?

2026-03-11 14:34:10 UTC

Back at the DMV again for some more government abuse.
Got my pee pee jug this time.

2026-03-10 23:32:44 UTC

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I said, "C'mon guy, I just waited 3 hours and you're going to fail me over that?"
About a 2 months ago a cop was shot at the other local DMV jumping in front of a DMV employee... Now all the traffic is going to this one spot.
The guy told me sitting in line for 3 hours was a small price to pay, after all, an officer was shot...
So me holding my urine for 3 hours somehow justifies that?

2026-03-10 23:25:06 UTC

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After waiting in line for nearly 3 hours, nearly running out of gas, and nearly urinating on the seats, the inspector failed me due to the front window tint... Even though more than half the cars in my ghetto area have limo tint all the way around.
I bet he wouldn't have said anything if I wasn't a white guy in a pick up truck.
Looks like I get to to it all again tomorrow.

2026-03-10 16:53:42 UTC

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vehicles

2026-03-10 16:50:19 UTC

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the DMV

2026-03-10 16:47:36 UTC

Government efficiency in action...
How is this not a crime against humanity?
I've been sitting in this line with no bathroom or gas for 2.5 hours...
These people have the nerve to tell me this is easier than my home state where you just go to your own garage for an inspection.
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2026-03-10 09:43:35 UTC

I believe it. He was probably abusing all the little goys and goyals.
Isn't that his daughter in the picture though?
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2026-03-08 02:38:06 UTC

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What happened do John C?

2026-03-08 00:08:37 UTC

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I stopped buying Oreos because I couldn't keep track of all of the gimmicks they kept cranking out. I buy Newman's Own, Hydrox, or Famous Famous, even store brands before I buy Oreos.

2026-03-07 21:46:25 UTC

Why is it every car lot is owned by Muslims? I really don't care for these people. They act like you're beneath them.
Screw them and the camel they road in on.

2026-03-06 13:02:57 UTC

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I was ripped off once by telling the shop what I thought might be the problem... I said it might be the rear main seal, but I'm not sure. That's why I'm here.
They replaced the rear main seal and it didn't solve the problem and they told me they were just doing what I said to do...
It might be a good idea to not tell them anything.

2026-03-06 12:11:39 UTC

One doesn't simply have their vehicle repaired in a low-trust society.

2026-03-05 18:31:56 UTC

No one wants to die for Israel.
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2026-03-05 14:14:55 UTC

Gas went from $2.78 to $3.19 overnight

2026-03-02 22:16:40 UTC

Counting calories completely derailed my diet. The stress of it made me quit and I put 10 lbs back on.
Simply fasting and eating loosely keto seemed to work best for me.

2026-03-02 17:08:59 UTC

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my dude, I'm not as petty as you are. @npub1zwf…efrl

2026-03-02 16:59:09 UTC

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😢@npub1zwf…efrl

2026-03-02 16:43:15 UTC

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Oh no... How will I see the awesome content you post? @npub1zwf…efrl

2026-03-02 15:25:43 UTC

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Yes! You're getting it!

2026-03-02 15:21:05 UTC

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the Bible says that WHOSOEVER should call upon Him shall be saved, but Calvinists believe in "limited atonement" that's a fancy way of saying you have no choice to believe, God forces it upon you, you're chosen, and everyone else is created just to be damned to hell.
Calvinsists reject free will and basically make God a demon.

2026-03-02 15:17:37 UTC

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Calvinism is pretty twisted.

2026-03-02 15:14:30 UTC

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I guess I'm going to have to give you a little lesson in theology.

2026-03-02 15:09:05 UTC

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Do you think Paul would be Calvinistically saved if he had never believed?

2026-03-02 14:59:47 UTC

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the apostle Paul

2026-03-02 14:58:41 UTC

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things have gotten really bad. You can't trust anyone to be competent or do the right thing.

2026-03-02 13:20:46 UTC

If Paul didn't get saved, would he still go to heaven?

2026-03-02 13:02:46 UTC

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Need a grocery store with a membership.

2026-03-02 05:36:10 UTC

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Most libertarians just want to smoke weed and allow trannies to roam free.

2026-03-01 12:54:55 UTC

Men may be A-holes, but women possess an inherent sense of entitlement that is manifested in all kinds of destructive ways.
Men tend to be blunt and direct; this tends toward order and stability, while a woman's sense of entitlement overwhelmingly tends toward chaos and instability.
Now, I want you to go have this conversation with your wife.

2026-02-28 23:06:25 UTC

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How is this good for America that we're involved in a war provoked by people in a distant land that we couldn't care less about?

2026-02-28 23:05:20 UTC

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We didn't say they're not our enemy, but they would probably keep to themselves if we didn't go out of our way to piss them off.

2026-02-28 23:03:07 UTC

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This is good for you, not America.

2026-02-28 23:02:24 UTC

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You're confused.

2026-02-28 22:57:36 UTC

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What is "America first" to you? That you must be Israel first to be "America first"?
That is some weird Jew brain stuff.

2026-02-28 22:53:49 UTC

The Dome of the Rock must be destroyed in order to construct the Third Temple in its place. This could be a great opportunity for the Jews.

2026-02-28 22:38:36 UTC

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Judaism is a religion. Besides, these people can't actually trace their roots. Ask them which tribe they are from...

2026-02-28 16:21:22 UTC

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I bet you've got a raging hard-on thinking about the bodies of goyims in coffins.

2026-02-28 16:14:15 UTC

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Yo, Satan!

2026-02-27 11:24:24 UTC

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Always keep a corded set of tools around.

2026-02-25 16:59:20 UTC

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Because people need a vehicle anyway they can get it.

2026-02-25 16:43:31 UTC

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and you are just like the Christ rejecting Jew. @npub1264…svd6

2026-02-25 16:36:50 UTC

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you must be so much smarter now...
They wanted an earthly king who would give them wealth untold... Christ came to save you from your sins and eternity in hell If you believe. They didnt want that, so they killed Him.
@npub1264…svd6

2026-02-25 16:30:12 UTC

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the Jews required a sign as well, and when they received them they still didn't believe.

2026-02-25 15:51:18 UTC

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People make all kinds of claims about things they misunderstand. 🥱

2026-02-25 15:48:06 UTC

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You've finally disproved God. Good job. 👍🏻

2026-02-22 00:35:32 UTC

Why did every TV show in the 60s have a woman or two in bikinis?

2026-02-21 23:16:29 UTC

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They were making all kinds of things... WHY DIDN'T THEY JUST FIX THE BOAT?

2026-02-21 22:57:59 UTC

Why not Skipper's Island? Or Ginger's Island?

2026-02-21 20:59:01 UTC

There's no more triple chocolate Belgian ice cream. What do you do?

2026-02-20 19:55:07 UTC

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I'm blocking you

2026-02-20 19:46:02 UTC

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🖕🏻

2026-02-20 17:23:35 UTC

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I don't worship, Baal. Sorry.

2026-02-20 16:59:41 UTC

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We dont feel bad for you people anymore.

2026-02-20 16:58:32 UTC

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You're so sniveling and evil. Your people have ruined Western civilization and my people. Jesus said be kind, not retarded.
I'm not falling for your Jew tricks.

2026-02-20 16:54:29 UTC

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Zionism replaces Jesus Christ with the fake and lying Jews. I have no respect for you, devil.

2026-02-20 16:53:20 UTC

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the nation of Israel are those that believe on Christ, not you fake ass lying Jews.
Christ is the true Israel of God, the children of Israel are those in Christ by faith, not the children of the flesh.

2026-02-20 16:44:46 UTC

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Really? And what does your talmud teach about Christ?

2026-02-20 16:42:10 UTC

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Im saved, I have the Father because I have the Son.
John 14:6
6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

2026-02-20 16:37:34 UTC

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He taught to be wise about your evil Jew ass

2026-02-20 16:35:15 UTC

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Christs exact words
Revelation 3:9
“Behold, I will make them of the synagogue of Satan, which say they are Jews, and are not, but do lie; behold, I will make them to come and worship before thy feet, and to know that I have loved thee.”
Revelation 2:9
“I know thy works, and tribulation, and poverty, (but thou art rich) and I know the blasphemy of them which say they are Jews, and are not, but are the synagogue of Satan.”

2026-02-20 09:18:36 UTC

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Enjoy burning in hell, unregenerate false Jew.

2026-02-20 00:34:31 UTC

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Nope. He doesn't belong to the Jews. Matter of fact, they rejected Him because they did not know Him.

2026-02-19 22:49:28 UTC

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I think you were high @npub1kf6…qgry

2026-02-19 22:09:14 UTC

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Holocaust means burnt offering... You mofos aren't Jesus.

2026-02-19 21:26:42 UTC

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even the other cops were like, "Nah, don't do that..." @npub1kf6…qgry

2026-02-19 21:25:32 UTC

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She was strapped into the police car, and he was jamming the taser into her leg and threatening to pepper spray her when she was already immobile. He's like a sick kid. @npub1kf6…qgry