🐘🐘 Humpleupagus 🐘🐘

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I will put my trunk on your junk!

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2026-05-13 03:45:02 UTC

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He's owned, so no.

2026-04-14 15:08:43 UTC

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What in holy AI hands is going on?
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2026-04-14 15:06:24 UTC

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This is a teachable moment.
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2026-04-11 00:07:21 UTC

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The earth may not be flat, but your mother is. 😒

2026-04-01 06:51:35 UTC

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With Atlas and Sononym, sampling libraries are a breeze. They use AI to organize it for you.

2026-04-01 06:44:45 UTC

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Not for business. But like I said, I collect shit. I have a lot data. Video game music, sample packs from every sampler going back to the Fairlight CMI etc.

2026-04-01 06:18:44 UTC

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I want to rape lesbians. Get on my level.

2026-03-28 06:09:05 UTC

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I3wm, 5 monitors, multiple work spaces, all full screen.

2026-03-25 00:49:49 UTC

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2026-03-05 07:26:39 UTC

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So is a virgin hooker.

2026-02-25 03:20:56 UTC

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I have literally had a wet cough for three weeks, and have been congested af. Some fucked up flu is going around. The cough can last as long as eight weeks according to sources.

2026-02-12 05:48:32 UTC

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The medical industry lobbies governments to outlaw everything that makes people happy, so they can sell shit that doesn't work.
> Noooooo.... supplemeny x is popular? We better outlaw it.

2026-02-11 13:50:04 UTC

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Why are you so fucking retarded? Seriously. I'm not joking. You have the IQ of a brain dead niglet. I have an account. It has licenses. I don't keep anything around. They just sit in the account. I don't have to login or anything. I'm starting to wonder if you even know how computers work.

2026-02-04 09:42:30 UTC

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Mostly. There's a few castizos, but I don't see any niggers.

2026-01-23 09:49:50 UTC

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I don't know who she is, but I got immediate uncanny valley. Plus she's build like a jewess.

2026-01-23 02:43:41 UTC

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I'm colored from my welsh grandfather on my dad's side. I thought I also got it from my mom's dad, who was Irish, until my mom told me, this Christmas, he's probably not her dad.

2026-01-14 00:18:55 UTC

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You sound just like my dad.

2026-01-11 04:17:34 UTC

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Fat is a race. Change my mind.

2025-12-31 07:41:35 UTC

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Yeah. I'd divorce my wife to get group health insurance, but then I'd have to pay her for her work. 😒

2025-12-30 05:58:04 UTC

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If the doesn't work, try system repair. Else, reinstall.
*every windows help forum ever.

2025-12-25 23:08:03 UTC

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We haven't has Christmas tamales since my wife's grandma passed.
We typically spend Christmas Eve with my parents. No tamales. They're not brown. 😤

2025-12-25 23:02:41 UTC

Merry Christmas, faggots!
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2025-12-21 05:22:25 UTC

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Why does Jeffrey Epstein look like his head was pasted on in all of these photos?

2025-12-09 07:53:25 UTC

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> Female teenagers getting gang raped by immigrants. 😴
> Female teachers hear mean words. 🤬

2025-12-09 02:44:13 UTC

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70? Nigger alter. 🤨

2025-12-06 16:18:45 UTC

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> If I can't find a job, I'm gonna have to do porn
People who think like that in any case shouldn't be allowed in positions of power. Your fall back is whoring. You have problems hormones only make worse.

2025-11-26 14:23:14 UTC

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2025-11-19 05:45:56 UTC

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Strange. No issues here. 🤔

2025-11-14 02:15:16 UTC

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It's actually bankers first. They're the only industry that can make you pay when they make shitty decisions. The house always wins.

2025-11-13 15:31:56 UTC

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He's just trying to keep voters from electing afd. He won't do shit.

2025-11-11 04:38:11 UTC

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> Copying Code is not theft
Federal law disagrees.

2025-11-11 01:18:33 UTC

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No. He's a work-for-hire at best if he's not an employee. Works for hire keep rights unless they transfer them in writing. If he wasn't paid, there's insufficient consideration to support any written transfer, or he could avoid any such writing through recession. I could allege several ground here, including fraud — they never intended to hire. This is a scheme for free work.
In the alternative, he was an employee and this company is using the interview process to circumvent employment and wage laws, which is actually a better position, because they've probably done it to hundreds of people and they'd probably pay good money to avoid it being brought to the court's or state's attention. How you present that is a tough dance though. You have to avoid committing blackmail.

2025-11-09 11:37:19 UTC

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Is that why he spent so much time in France? 😏

2025-11-09 09:03:28 UTC

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> I have a client who makes owns blackacre, his neighbor regraded his property, causing excessive run off onto blackacre. Applying california law, please provide an analysis of neighbors liability and the statutory sources if any.
California is largely a civil law state, so I start with statutory law first. This is only an initial prompt too. I'd drill down further as the thread continued.
> Here's a statute that covers the various grounds under which a party to a contract for Y can terminate. Please draft a contract provision re termination that mirrors the statute. Please use lowercase roman numerals for each item. [Statute]

2025-11-09 08:53:51 UTC

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I usually use chatgpt for law work. Google is better at coding for the most part. Today I had some very specific needs re orgmode and org-roam and some other stuff that required a bit a elbow grease.

2025-11-09 01:48:06 UTC

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Did you fuck her?

2025-11-09 01:42:16 UTC

I feel like Google is using Gemini to gaslight me.
Every fucking time:
> Me: Gemini ... do this.
> Gemini: OK... here you go.
> Me: That's not what I asked for.
> Gemini: Sorry. Here's what you requested.
> Me: That's the same thing.
> Gemini: Yup.
> Me: Why won't you follow my instructions.
> Gemini: I don't like them. This is how you do it. *prints the same thing*
> Me: Actually, it's not. If you look at [source], it's done how I requested.
> Gemini: I know you're frustrated and think you're right, but you're not.
> Me: So you won't follow my instructions?
> Gemini: Nope.
> Me: Upload text from source.
> Gemini: *gives me what I want*
> Me: Why didn't you follow my instructions?
> Gemini: I am a large scale llm that's designed to be helpful.
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2025-11-06 09:41:30 UTC

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Why not both? 🤔

2025-11-06 09:08:51 UTC

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2025-11-06 04:55:57 UTC

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> The government should take the risk, but we should get the reward.

2025-11-06 04:41:51 UTC

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No one likes you. They're just pretending to like you for selfish reasons.

2025-11-05 00:00:27 UTC

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His name is usuki booba.

2025-11-03 15:23:30 UTC

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I ain't got time for that.

2025-10-28 21:18:14 UTC

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Sorry. I don't give answers to negros. 😤

2025-10-23 12:23:27 UTC

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It only stings a little.

2025-10-22 17:14:35 UTC

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2025-10-20 21:54:57 UTC

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Torch.

2025-10-20 12:15:54 UTC

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No. That's encrypted. 😤

2025-10-20 00:33:34 UTC

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Only its faster. Rome wasn't built in a day, but this Rome was built faster than the first one and it will collapse with equivalent speed.

2025-10-17 12:13:03 UTC

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I wouldn't steal it if it was free. It's their fault. 🤷‍♂️

2025-09-15 13:53:48 UTC

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He invented podcasting. He's that gay.

2025-09-14 12:44:48 UTC

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Jews

2025-09-02 05:59:29 UTC

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Every two years they replace Tom Cruise with a double that's one year older than the previous double, so he always looks twice as young as he is.

2025-08-07 02:50:32 UTC

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Who broke his nose? 🤔

2025-07-28 14:08:30 UTC

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Just 15 years ago, England abolished seditious libel laws because they continued to backfire as they always have historically.
What will happen is zoomers will go out. They will inadvertently find others like themselves. Now you got beer halls and drunk, disenfranchised rabble. Win win. 😏

2025-07-22 05:57:53 UTC

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> Shrinkage
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2025-07-12 23:02:09 UTC

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I don't see any issue with having an hoa or CC&Rs. They just can't be discriminatory. For this to work each owner has to private decide to not sell to anyone other than Whites at each transaction.
For development purposes, it could be an issue forming an LLC and only allowing Whites to invest. They're at least inviting a lawsuit. And there are people who will given the situation.
I think they have to buy the lot together as tenants in common and then record CC&Rs as part of a subdivision plan, and then subdivide and grant out the lots to the owners of the parcel in exchange for their interests in all other subdivided lots, except the servitudes.
This isn't typically how it's done, but because of the civil rights issue, I think it's really the only choice.

2025-07-12 06:41:33 UTC

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> Top employer: Healthcare
> Can't actually get healthcare
SMFH

2025-07-08 13:32:46 UTC

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Read the books. Until then, I"m not discussing it with you.
In fact, you just revealed what a fucking moron you are. You didn't even take the time to wiki the fucking author before responding. Instead, you just acted like a retard who is here to do nothing more than to demostrate what an ass he is. You're doing a knock out job of it too. I can't take you seriously. You're an idiot.
If you had actually looked, you would have known that derrida was not only jewish, but also a leftist who would likely agree with your conclusions. Instead you called someone who would agree with you "a moron." It only goes to show how authentic you actually are. You're not.
Tl;dr knock off the childish bullshit, man up, and act like an adult by saying something substantive.

2025-07-08 13:19:49 UTC

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Read all of these, and then I'll discuss jews with you. Until then, you're not ready.
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2025-07-02 23:36:26 UTC

Real advice. 🤨👇
#note1mgg…kc0d

2025-06-20 12:20:46 UTC

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I didn't do anything. I asked you a simple question and you failed to directly answer it. I have a reason for asking. Please reread what I wrote and respond.

2025-06-16 23:52:08 UTC

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So I can say "nigger" in public, right?

2025-06-15 14:08:54 UTC

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I wonder what he thinks of jews. 🤔

2025-06-11 03:44:26 UTC

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Don't.

2025-06-07 04:16:37 UTC

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> Men can't multitask.
Men:
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2025-05-07 11:29:46 UTC

Facebook boomer alert.

2025-05-06 23:51:47 UTC

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I don't mean to rant, but I hate people who get "deer in the headlights" or "go on the defensive." Offense is the best defense.
For example, he asks about context after calling her a racist. She should have never admitted being racist and instead said "for context, I was singing along to..." or "I was reading Huckleberry Finn last month and subsequently discussed it with a friend." Then she could have forced an apology.
> Peirce, you accused me of being racist before inquiring as to context. That was reckless and defamatory. I demand a retraction and apology from both you and your producer right now on air.
He'd have to do it, and then you'd control the room.

2025-05-06 23:43:57 UTC

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She also could of asked...
> Even if there should be consequences... is taking someone's children away or threatening the persons life appropriate? Have you considered that you may be supporting such behavior? Why do you hate women?

2025-05-06 23:32:34 UTC

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> Why don't you like men, Peirce? Are you some kind of despicable homophobe? What's wrong with men? You just don't prefer them? Why are you such an overt bigot.
It's the same argument really.

2025-05-06 23:30:04 UTC

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She also didn't attack back. She should have asked him whether he'd let the two black gentlemen have sex with him. When he said, no. She should then have called him a racist homophobe.

2025-05-06 23:27:20 UTC

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Stabbing White kids and raping White women is OK though.

2025-05-06 21:43:54 UTC

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This is why I only eat people. :wojaks_demon:

2025-05-04 22:12:47 UTC

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It's in Español. 😤

2025-05-04 22:11:04 UTC

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But you can't read it. 😏

2025-05-04 22:07:31 UTC

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O... but we're keeping the tacos 😤

2025-05-01 22:35:21 UTC

I can be a real fucking dick sometimes.
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2025-04-29 01:41:09 UTC

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You'd do it too.

2025-04-29 01:35:04 UTC

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He's not circumcised. 😒

2025-04-29 00:49:57 UTC

> Buy new Brother office printer
> "We only have a driver for Debian"
> Download and convert package.
> Deb package just produces a ppd.
SMFH 😒
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2025-04-17 03:39:30 UTC

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Luanti isn't too bad. My kids use it. Some of the mods are missing dependencies though. Lost to time perhaps. I haven't looked too deeply though.

2025-04-17 02:50:25 UTC

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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/BeOS

2025-04-17 02:47:25 UTC

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Is that Haiku or Beos?

2025-04-17 02:15:15 UTC

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This is the biggest problem facing the necrophiliac community. 😒

2025-04-17 00:30:04 UTC

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She was implying that you're a nigger. 😏

2025-04-16 22:06:41 UTC

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They hate that Europe perfected the biological aesthetic. We make the other races aware of their inferior appearance and they hate us for it.

2025-04-16 22:03:31 UTC

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Our instance is either blocked or muted at Free Atlantis, because, like its origin instance, Quod Verum, it's controlled opposition operated by a Sephardic Jew. Neither your Admin nor Solomon believe in free speech. The merely feign that they do.

2025-04-16 20:41:20 UTC

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They were sad that someone found the body.

2025-04-16 20:32:27 UTC

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Outlook as ass. Anyone who uses it is a fucking troglodyte.

2025-04-16 20:05:39 UTC

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You said "popcorn"! 🥳
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WptuNxdUOaA

2025-04-16 13:42:40 UTC

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> It's someone elses's computers? 🤔

2025-04-16 13:39:22 UTC

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Nevermind... renting. Nigger rich.

2025-04-16 13:38:16 UTC

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How'd they qualify for a 900k home? That makes no sense. They didn't recieve that much cash and no real lender is going to loan them money without income history showing an ability to repay. Someone fronted them cash.

2025-04-16 12:00:10 UTC

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No if only they held that muzzies are not human.

2025-04-16 11:54:34 UTC

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Oh! 🤨

2025-04-16 10:15:34 UTC

My middle daughter is extremely hyper, so I just asked her whether her head was noisy. Her response: "Screaming, running, violence, and other things. Oh... and killing unicorns." 😏
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2025-04-16 06:54:26 UTC

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Is it a liposuction pump? That cow needs it.

2025-04-16 06:50:22 UTC

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She's just foreshadowing.

2025-04-16 06:46:47 UTC

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She's already seeking attention via ethot videos. We've seen this movie before.

2025-04-16 06:43:54 UTC

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I'll give her two years before she's actually doing the things she's singing about. 😒