🐘🐘 Humpleupagus 🐘🐘

I know a White guy who married a Jewish woman. They had two children. She then convinced him to adopt a black child.
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2026-08-25 23:35:19 CEST

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I've seen the opposite behavior with super liberal adoptive parents. They're harsher with their biological children. On the other hand, the second guess themselves and tone down for the adoptive child.

2026-08-25 23:30:36 CEST

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A man doesn't get with a woman for her pre-existing children. If he did, it would be bit creepy. Thus, the child is an appendix.

2026-08-22 15:05:23 CEST

Apocalypto:
Remember when you told me that you were straight, and liked women?

2026-08-21 10:05:26 CEST

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Take a midol, honey.

2026-08-21 09:46:00 CEST

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I'm here for the lolz

2026-08-21 09:25:13 CEST

Dear @npub1m6v…pcvl ...
Sorry I hurt your pussy. I hope DMing me made it feel better. 😘
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2026-08-20 11:58:56 CEST

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It doesn't. It's a bunch of women's lib bullshit. It's an urban legend.

2026-08-19 10:31:14 CEST

Hear me out.
I do think that "postpartum depression" caused Lindsay Clancy to kill her kids, because she knew she could use it as an excuse after she killed her kids.
Her only mistake was not foreseeing she'd be crippled after surviving the fall.
Tl;dr Postpartum depression is only real to the extent it's a go to when defending women's poor behavior.
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2026-08-18 15:37:49 CEST

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Watched the frighteners today and there's a shit version of this song during the credits. The singer sucks and there's no cowbell. 😒

2026-08-18 07:12:37 CEST

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Walk softly and carry a big dick.

2026-08-16 12:39:28 CEST

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Who?

2026-08-13 14:55:35 CEST

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I'm not a fan of childhood vaccines, know parents who's kids were injured, and generally think fucking with the immune system, the long term consequences we don't fully understand, for what are typically survivable diseases is a bit extreme.
I tend to believe vaccine injuries actually exceed the risk of injury from the actual diseases. This is due to the number of administrations vs. those who would not only contract, but would be permanently injured, as a result of disease. Once you run the numbers, it looks a bit funny tbh.

2026-08-02 15:36:38 CEST

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Stop using Twitter.

2026-07-29 23:54:41 CEST

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They really should use the sergeant at arms and the congressional jail more.

2026-07-27 15:07:39 CEST

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I really wish she hadn't.

2026-07-24 12:35:02 CEST

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> I need to accept and understand the pedophile
> Fascists I block
So you actually support pedophiles. Thanks for confirming.

2026-07-22 15:29:29 CEST

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The last thing I listened to was Marty Friedman's Wall of Sounds. He's jewpanese now.

2026-07-22 10:22:12 CEST

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I am in possession of rvery mod, xm, and s3m ever made. I'm pretty sure I have around 40k mods, and a similar number of xms.

2026-07-21 09:57:02 CEST

Ok... which one of you is this?
#note134p…tmup

2026-07-20 12:13:59 CEST

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There are two types of drunks. The fun ones and the guys you have to duct tape.

2026-07-20 12:06:29 CEST

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Where's the man of the house?

2026-07-20 03:56:54 CEST

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Cake is inherently gay.

2026-07-19 15:03:35 CEST

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A radio is a computer. 😏

2026-07-19 08:09:01 CEST

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Hear me out. Me in a Ronald Reagan masking banging your mother in front of a flock camera for a little bottoms up economics.

2026-07-18 03:47:59 CEST

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I guarantee that your mother will fit into these jeans or your money back.
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2026-07-16 15:38:13 CEST

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That may not be the case though. That's the type of one size fits all advice I hate. A real doctor would have you try various solutions, maintain a chart, and check your blood pressure at each alteration of the regimine. High blood pressure, cholesterol, triglycerides can be caused by a myriad of things and it differs person to person.
See.... if you're the outlier, the genetic minority, you get fucked.

2026-07-16 15:19:20 CEST

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I actually have a personal dislike for the profession.
In my profession, you have to know every single facts about a case. You can't leave stones unturned. You spend hours, days, and weeks researching and investigating a matter. And you look for any legal means to get your client to the goal. Fuck the law if it can be fucked. Autonomy is always the goal.
Further, I can't schedule a client out 90 or 120 days. My license would get yanked.
Doctors don't know shit about you. They look at the chart when they walk in the room. They treat every patient the same, like a union joe working the assembly line at GM, because again, they don't know shit about you. Finally, they don't trust the patient and this goal is to control what is most intimate, the patients body. Autonomy isn't even in the cards.
Lawyers in California don't have to report their client to authorities in ANY situation. Doctors are mandatory reporters, they will snitch. There is no doctor-patient privilege.
To put it another way, you rights at Law are greater than your rights to your body, and the people who the state permits to exercise what amounts to judicial discretion, doctors, don't know enough or give enough fucks to truly exercise the duties of care, loyalty, and candor.
Fuck Doctors. They're not what they purport to be, and they don't own you any confidences, despite what they say. You can't trust them, and they will kill you if it saves their ass.
This is a hill I will die on. That profession is fucked from top to bottom.

2026-07-15 00:15:19 CEST

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Imagine getting rid of...
> call me at 3pm
> Your time or my time?

2026-07-15 00:02:47 CEST

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Because I sleep through one.

2026-07-14 06:52:49 CEST

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It was her foot, but it's my foot now. :wojaks_demon:

2026-07-12 15:17:12 CEST

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Cocaine.

2026-07-08 02:13:57 CEST

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No. Adderall is an amphetamine. Adrafinil is not. It works via different pathways and it's not completely understood. It's suppresses neurochemicals that make you sleep. It also seems to balance others systems.

2026-07-08 01:48:10 CEST

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Fl- is twice as potent and a bit more relaxed.

2026-07-08 01:43:00 CEST

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It converts into modafinil in vivo. I use it on really rough day when I haven't slept much. It like the mack truck of anti-narcolepsy drugs. It doesn't over stimulate, but has a really long half life. I think 18 hours.

2026-07-08 01:37:54 CEST

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I just want my fl-adrafinil, but no, the fda and dea have to fuck with all of my suppliers. 😤

2026-07-08 01:31:00 CEST

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> The Government: Does it make you feel good?
> The People: Yes
> The Government: ...
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2026-07-05 23:30:19 CEST

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> Produce 50% of the food
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2026-07-05 06:07:02 CEST

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We here at the zoo operate on ambiguity, bluff, canard, deceit, deception, distortion, duplicity, equivocation, exaggeration, fabrication, fairy tale, falsehood, falsification, falsity, fib, fiction, fraudulence, mendacity, misrepresentation, misreport, misstatement, myth, obliquity, perjury, pose, pretense, prevarication, slander, story, tale, taradiddle, and untruth. Have fun!

2026-07-05 05:31:39 CEST

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Seriously. This was a thread about birds. Why can't women stay on topic? 😒
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2026-07-03 06:39:49 CEST

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Cocaine and meth builds the world. Every framer is high af.

2026-07-03 00:12:03 CEST

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I'm just saying... read the email. It's so fake.

2026-07-03 00:10:07 CEST

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Why is the YouTube legal team representing him? 😏

2026-07-02 14:00:43 CEST

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Morning!

2026-07-02 11:16:31 CEST

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We don't eat ball grass. 😤

2026-07-02 10:46:53 CEST

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Asparagus tongued my pee hole

2026-07-01 22:39:04 CEST

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Because I don't reciprocate their bullshit. I treat them like foids.
I grew up around realtors, and I mean a lot of them. I learned real quick how to shut them down.

2026-07-01 22:35:09 CEST

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Sales people have a lot of friends.

2026-07-01 22:33:45 CEST

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What's wrong?

2026-07-01 07:59:57 CEST

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Tfw I go down on your mother

2026-06-30 07:18:34 CEST

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> NPC Lawyer: "Burner Phone"
> Me fucking his shit up from a raspberry pi running a bsd.
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2026-06-30 03:47:32 CEST

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I miss the 80s, when bitches did drugs or starved.

2026-06-27 03:02:54 CEST

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If you give me money today, I may give you money next week. Deal?

2026-06-20 05:39:47 CEST

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I have two of these. One at home and one in my office. It's pretty nice.
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2026-06-19 22:11:54 CEST

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Say you're built like Fiona without saying you're built like Fiona.
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2026-06-19 03:34:36 CEST

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Fag

2026-06-16 15:52:23 CEST

Toilet Thoughts....
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2026-06-15 05:27:12 CEST

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Good for him.

2026-06-08 16:20:15 CEST

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Do you think it's a coincidence that they released a bunch of videos of niggers eating nasty shit excessively right after they told every White guy to eat White bread with mustard because boot straps?

2026-06-08 13:48:26 CEST

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> "The operations of the armed forces are hereby declared halted,” Iran said in a statement carried by state media.
Smfh. 😒

2026-06-07 06:10:04 CEST

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You'll love vim once you figure out how to exit it. 😏

2026-06-07 03:31:40 CEST

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I have more hair.
I think this case will turn on the statements.
> Touch me and see what happens
> I told him not to touch me
It shows that he made a hard rule and was ready to strike for its violation.
The not leaving is what actually makes it an issue. Had he said it while walking away, it would have been defensive. Instead, this was about ego, not defense. He was engaging in bravado to establish who was tougher, and that's what's going to cause his conviction (a hung jury is also within possibility, but that allows retrial). All other evidence aside, the statements are what matter.

2026-06-06 04:26:28 CEST

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2026-06-06 01:53:42 CEST

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She's gross. 🤢

2026-06-05 00:11:06 CEST

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I wish they'd vote to merge my penis with my foreskin. 😭

2026-06-04 16:24:06 CEST

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You gotta hit that shit for more than three minutes. You got make it so good, she starts initiating it.

2026-06-03 01:16:03 CEST

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High five. 🙋🏼‍♂️

2026-06-02 16:24:26 CEST

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And will Owl be burried using "her" real name? 😏

2026-06-02 16:17:11 CEST

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If P shoots Owl, can Owl be her own mortician? 🤔

2026-06-02 16:06:03 CEST

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Praying is not promoting. Carry on, murder bird.

2026-06-02 09:03:24 CEST

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Also, your issue couldn't be fixed via chroot and reinstalling grub?

2026-06-02 06:45:27 CEST

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Why would women need to vote when their husbands can vote for them?

2026-06-01 07:40:53 CEST

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I think manjaro kde plasma is the closest to windows and one of the easier builds to install and maintain for noobs. It also has a stable repo, it's about 1 to 6 months behind bleeding edge. It has a usb installer. You just have to flash it to usb.
https://manjaro.org/products/download/x86

2026-06-01 07:31:49 CEST

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Install Linux on that machine, and never look back. 🤨

2026-05-30 05:27:22 CEST

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It's night time, faggots. 😤

2026-05-30 05:20:05 CEST

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This makes no sense. 🤔

2026-05-24 01:25:54 CEST

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Any don't trust anyone. 🤨

2026-05-22 14:15:50 CEST

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Is this the one where they share an invisible comb in the police station?

2026-05-21 08:46:44 CEST

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She also a good mom. On the Tifa to Aerith scale, she's 100% Aerith. Gardening, painting, drawing, sewing, etc. She enjoys being a woman, unlike modern women.

2026-05-21 08:39:00 CEST

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What's emasculating about handling a woman?

2026-05-21 08:19:21 CEST

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This is like my life, only my wife picks me up and swings me around.

2026-05-21 01:15:53 CEST

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Self-defense isn't about who created the situation.
It doesn't require the person who gets killed be a bad dude.
If you believe either of those to be elements of the defense, please provide citation to authority.

2026-05-14 04:38:14 CEST

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Yeah. I had a busy first quarter, but it's been slow for a month, so I've been working on other projects. It's starting to pick up again though.

2026-05-14 04:35:43 CEST

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Billington just got out of prison for assault with a deadly broomstick. He thinks it's still 2020.

2026-05-13 14:11:34 CEST

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Nope. Thoughts aren't in your head. They're in the world. That's your "think" they're "yours" is your fundamental mistake. Your position is the science bro of philosophy.
The irony is that you're basically asserting a materialist position due to an immaterial concept, "thought". People don't "think" or at least not the way you suggest.
Being is in the world and spread across it. The tree says "tree", the lake "lake". Logos is out there in the things. They speak about themselves. Again, the Greeks understood this.

2026-05-13 12:17:48 CEST

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Will doesn't require human like thought or even rationality. Look at a blade of grass for example. And it doesn't require freedom either. It is bound by other wills.

2026-05-13 12:08:49 CEST

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Assuming everything has will kinda solves the alleged paradox.

2026-05-11 15:08:29 CEST

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Your mom be like....
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2026-05-11 15:02:29 CEST

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You mom and I are making a porn video. She's getting decimated. You better not miss it. 🤨

2026-05-11 03:06:18 CEST

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It's just piss.

2026-05-09 14:32:10 CEST

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Well... I have a Shotgun. I wonder who will win. 🤔

2026-05-09 08:47:49 CEST

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> Just be honest.... haven't got ever wished that chicks had balls

2026-05-07 12:29:39 CEST

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It's a sign of a dying system. As it collapses, those in power will clench their fists tighter to hold on. Every whisper will become a sign of some future opposition, requiring immediate suppression.

2026-05-03 16:30:04 CEST

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I had a betamax. 🤨

2026-05-02 15:17:43 CEST

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I just hate when every argument ends in...and we need a body to police that.
Besides... meeting women in bars / clubs was historically not held in high regard. Women who frequented such places were viewed as whores. It's really not the best place to look if you want to start a family.
And he knows dating apps are a scam, so don't use them.
The reason he can't meet women is because he externalizes his own failures, and comes across as insecure. Women can smell it. That's not gonna make the pussy squirt.
I've never had a problem, and I'm a manlet.

2026-05-02 14:47:36 CEST

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> I don't little the panopticon, so we need more government intervention.

2026-04-30 15:49:25 CEST

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2026-04-30 15:47:27 CEST

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I need to upload my wife's text messages. 😒