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Also, What the hell, Lipton? Why is your U.S. #tea so shitty?
https://cdn.masto.host/thepitsocial/media_attachments/files/117/135/113/830/176/040/original/ca571f1ab1df7954.jpg

2026-08-21 19:17:19 UTC

A tipsy Mr. Blue making poor decisions in #Prague.
https://cdn.masto.host/thepitsocial/media_attachments/files/117/135/095/476/401/171/original/812c4435a4c66586.jpg

2026-08-18 09:14:17 UTC

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Bike storage AND stroller storage. (The parents and kids are all in the ball pit train car.) 😂
https://cdn.masto.host/thepitsocial/media_attachments/files/117/115/741/630/711/071/original/d62986a6c444a47b.jpg

2026-08-18 09:09:51 UTC

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I looked it up because I was curious: It doesn't look like all of this child-friendly stuff is enough to boost the birth rate in #Czechia, but parenting looks way more fun here!

2026-08-18 08:45:20 UTC

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The kiddie car has a literal ball pit, lol.

2026-08-18 08:39:46 UTC

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There's also charming little kid art. #Czechia #Trains
https://cdn.masto.host/thepitsocial/media_attachments/files/117/115/601/949/663/675/original/7896e8a34dc922e7.jpg

2026-08-18 08:36:13 UTC

This Czech train has an entire half car of #bike storage. #BikeTooter #bikes #Czechia
https://cdn.masto.host/thepitsocial/media_attachments/files/117/115/582/213/106/823/original/51d10f4cf78c4546.jpg

2026-08-09 16:57:26 UTC

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As Americans, it always blows our minds, lol

2026-08-09 16:42:04 UTC

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We had cake at Cafe Tomaselli, which has been open for so long, they expect Mozart probably ate/drank there. 😯

2026-08-09 16:34:32 UTC

If you like eating meat, you should visit Austria. My protein levels are in great shape.

2026-08-07 19:35:49 UTC

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baked goods, lol

2026-08-07 19:03:52 UTC

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(Don't worry -- we will do laundry.)

2026-08-07 01:14:21 UTC

I've started having "hot flashes." Not a fan. #perimenopause

2026-08-06 11:47:03 UTC

Eating yogurt with Grape-Nuts on it for breakfast because I'm 103 years old.

2026-08-04 18:44:13 UTC

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I hope they're retired and have nothing better to do!

2026-08-04 18:37:51 UTC

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At least it's still cooling our house fine. Just leaking all over the place inside.

2026-08-04 18:31:02 UTC

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Heat pumps are great. Theoretically.

2026-08-04 18:30:03 UTC

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It's the exact same brand as the shit one we have now. It's literally our only option. 8-10 week timeline. 😡

2026-08-04 02:42:28 UTC

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Yes, Senate Beer is a real product. It's good.

2026-08-04 02:42:11 UTC

I ordered this shirt (to replace the same shirt I have, but worn out), and the Heurich House Museum sent me an extra shirt! (I will wear them both!) https://heurichhouse.org/products/historic-senate-label-t-shirt

2026-08-03 14:17:27 UTC

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WELP: Need a new heat pump. This one is only 7 years old. 😡 #enshittification #HVAC

2026-08-03 13:31:40 UTC

HVAC guys are here, and I don't speak Spanish, but I did understand "mucho agua." 😭

2026-08-02 15:24:20 UTC

Mr. Blue is going to the grocery store today, so thoughts and prayers to him. #AngryYogurtMan

2026-08-02 14:12:24 UTC

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Kitten and sloth face.

2026-08-01 02:04:32 UTC

Would installing #Linux help my #perimenopause symptoms? 🤔
(This is a shitpost -- don't @ me.)

2026-08-01 01:35:29 UTC

In less dramatic news, I'm going to ask my new OB-GYN about starting #HRT when I see her in November. From everything I'm reading, the benefits far outweigh the risks in my situation. #perimenopause

2026-08-01 00:49:07 UTC

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So three years ago, my mom's husband moved back so South Dakota because he missed his family. They were still married -- just living apart. Weird, but OK.

2026-08-01 00:48:11 UTC

You guys want to hear my latest family drama? ::very deep sigh::

2026-07-31 13:28:19 UTC

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(I probably eat it four times a week now, but I know I'm not getting enough calcium.)

2026-07-29 01:54:51 UTC

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Mr. Blue works for a trade association that represents a bunch of manufacturers, and they ALL need highly skilled employees.

2026-07-29 01:38:08 UTC

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(Construction management would probably also be a good fit.)

2026-07-29 01:37:43 UTC

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He likes hands-on stuff, and he doesn't want to be stuck in a cubicle all day.
ADVAAAAANCED MANUFACTURINGGGG

2026-07-29 01:16:51 UTC

For Whom the Bell Tollhouse
#CookiesAMovieOrPlay
#HashTagGames

2026-07-29 01:15:09 UTC

Mr. Blue is attempting to sell our nephew on a career in advanced manufacturing. 😂

2026-07-29 01:13:03 UTC

Fast Times at Ridgemont Hydrox
#CookiesAMovieOrPlay
#HashTagGames

2026-07-28 01:22:32 UTC

The REM and Stimpy Show
#SleepyTVShows
#HashTagGames

2026-07-27 20:28:40 UTC

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Yogurt? I think there's also cottage cheese that contains active cultures.

2026-07-25 14:29:37 UTC

I'm reading a book about #perimenopause right now, and the author included the statistic that American women have the highest risk of #suicide between the ages of 45 and 55.
Damn

2026-07-24 02:07:42 UTC

why am I getting ads for human blood?
https://cdn.masto.host/thepitsocial/media_attachments/files/116/972/503/619/602/763/original/92c3d3ed691953ab.png

2026-07-24 01:16:56 UTC

Anything by Mehdonna
#NonChalantSongs
#HashtagGames

2026-07-23 11:38:33 UTC

Mr. Blue is inexplicably watching that He-Man movie that recently came out, and I'm confused because Skeletor seems like a jerk and he's totally cool and chill here. @npub1c8j…wng2

2026-07-21 15:47:05 UTC

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Well this explains a lot: https://scienceinsights.org/what-is-the-connection-between-estrogen-and-anxiety/

2026-07-21 01:22:28 UTC

America's Next Top Model Train
#AltRealityShows
#HashTagGames

2026-07-20 17:26:38 UTC

RE: https://cupoftea.social/@teabot/116953452774167490
I had no idea Yorkshire Gold was formulated for hard water!
#note1s3v…43r6

2026-07-20 15:32:34 UTC

Any other #perimenopause adjacent folks struggle with #anxiety surges in the morning? I keep waking up in a panic, and it feels very physiological -- like there don't seem to be any thoughts at all associated with it. From what I've read, lower estrogen levels can lead to higher cortisol? I dunno, but it's extremely unpleasant.

2026-07-20 02:49:49 UTC

There's a guy in our Metro car carrying a can of Raid and I'm wondering if it's for home use or self-defense. 😂

2026-07-18 17:24:17 UTC

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Anyway, BOOBS

2026-07-18 17:22:58 UTC

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The amount of architecture/physics/geometry that goes into #bras is actually pretty mindblowing.

2026-07-18 17:19:56 UTC

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Skarlett Blue is definitely My Brand now. The underwires are the perfect width, which is an underrated factor determining a good #bra fit. #Boobfluencer

2026-07-18 17:17:32 UTC

Since I'm apparently a Mastodon boobfluencer now, I figured I'd share this super cute bra I just bought. Embroidered carrots and radishes! 😀
https://www.nordstromrack.com/s/skarlett-blue-spellbound-underwire-full-coverage-bra/7334373?origin=category-personalizedsort&breadcrumb=Home%2FWomen%2FClothing&color=44444AVM8M

2026-07-18 01:35:23 UTC

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It was pretty traumatic, tbh.

2026-07-18 01:31:08 UTC

Where the Red Fern Wilts
#BetterLateThanNeverAMovie
#HashTagGames

2026-07-18 01:27:50 UTC

Ford vs. Fiat Chrysler
#BetterLateThanNeverAMovie
#HashTagGames

2026-07-15 20:05:17 UTC

RE: https://flipboard.social/@newsguyusa/116925754546807759
I thought this was a joke. FFS.
#note1y04…rhch

2026-07-13 20:35:35 UTC

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That's gonna pose a problem if both residents need to leave at once.

2026-07-13 03:06:55 UTC

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Nonprofit, democratically run, all profits returned to the members. SOCIALISM.
::makes scary spooky sounds::

2026-07-13 03:05:38 UTC

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Things I would love to say but don't because I'm too goddamn tired:
"Hey mom, you know the electric cooperative that you get your power from that you can't say enough good things about? That is QUITE LITERALLY socialism."

2026-07-13 00:47:48 UTC

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Mr. Blue warned them that my mom is a nut in advance.

2026-07-13 00:47:07 UTC

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LOL: Apparently my 17-year-old nephew afterward said something like, "I don't really pay attention to politics, but if Democrats were going to start stealing people's houses, I think I would have heard something about that."

2026-07-13 00:21:01 UTC

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This is nothing new, BTW. In 2012, she was worried my nieces would be beheaded by jihadists while visiting London.
In 2021, she was worried she'd be forced to eat bugs (?).
Thanks, Fox News!

2026-07-12 17:49:05 UTC

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UPDATE #baking #food
https://cdn.masto.host/thepitsocial/media_attachments/files/116/908/258/379/262/857/original/a12c08ad8b38e89a.jpg

2026-07-12 16:00:23 UTC

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NOW MUFFINS

2026-07-12 15:51:21 UTC

Mr. Blue is on his way to pick up niece and nephew and drive them to track camp. He's a cool uncle.
I got my groceries for the week and didn't have to encounter #AngryYogurtMan because we didn't need yogurt. 🥰

2026-07-09 16:29:48 UTC

People need to respond to my emails so I can take some things off my to-do list and reduce my anxiety level. 😐

2026-07-09 01:06:37 UTC

Bye, Graham Cracker

2026-06-18 18:59:59 UTC

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I'm not mad at you, for the record.

2026-06-15 19:57:48 UTC

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Blueberries are healthy!

2026-06-14 00:14:30 UTC

Uh, no thank you?
https://cdn.masto.host/thepitsocial/media_attachments/files/116/745/570/872/334/191/original/2f4bc3b977b43bea.png

2026-06-10 00:42:28 UTC

It's One Nice #Cocktail Night, and we're drinking a Widow's Kiss. It's good! https://www.diffordsguide.com/cocktails/recipe/2098/widows-kiss

2026-06-07 13:30:22 UTC

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Thank you, Clay! I hope you have a blessed day!

2026-06-06 14:44:25 UTC

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Mr. Blue's current nemesis is a coworker who has no idea.

2026-06-06 14:36:56 UTC

I thought of a question for @npub19zu…0jum to ask if she hasn't yet: Do you have a nemesis? Would you like to share who it is?

2026-06-06 01:59:05 UTC

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Also: our "health care system" is completely ridiculous.

2026-06-06 01:58:21 UTC

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She has special interest in chronic conditions and anxiety, which sounds like a great fit. Plus she has great reviews. Plus she looks like she's nice.

2026-06-06 01:57:36 UTC

I'm still seeking a primary care doctor, and there was one I wanted to see, but MedStar wouldn't let me schedule an appointment with her for some reason when I tried a couple months ago. BUT now it did! Have an appointment in a couple weeks. I'm pleased. 😊

2026-06-03 00:58:31 UTC

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I like absinthe. Not sure I've ever had Jagermeister -- I was a late bloomer booze-wise. 😂

2026-06-03 00:28:38 UTC

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Like, I am perfectly capable of drinking large amounts of liquid IF IT DOESN'T TASTE LIKE SATAN'S TAINT

2026-05-20 22:35:36 UTC

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I assume that's Rusty Hodges, and I assume he's not actually menacing.

2026-05-20 22:33:11 UTC

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BUY A T-SHIRT. BUY IT. BUYYYYY ITTTTTT

2026-05-20 22:32:37 UTC

The @npub1x08…469m promos make me laugh because they sound so menacing. "DO YOU HAVE A SOMA-FM T-SHIRT? WELL, YOU NEED ONE."

2026-05-18 18:09:37 UTC

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I think the train maybe shouldn't go that way.

2026-05-16 03:09:32 UTC

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I'll use it for a few days, and if it's going well, I'll make it my default.

2026-05-16 03:08:29 UTC

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I've been increasingly pissed off at #Firefox, so this is a good development. #Vivaldi

2026-05-16 02:11:39 UTC

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I also successfully installed my password protector, so I'm feeling very accomplished ATM.

2026-05-16 02:09:00 UTC

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It looks weird, but I suppose I'll get used to it.

2026-05-16 02:02:10 UTC

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(I'm a tech moron, so this is quite an accomplishment.)

2026-05-16 02:01:48 UTC

I seem to have successfully installed @Vivaldi?

2026-05-11 22:54:04 UTC

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I sent them an email and let them know their list has some errors. I also wished them well with their research. 😊

2026-05-11 22:28:04 UTC

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We went to the Lillian & Albert Small Capital Jewish Museum?

2026-05-11 22:26:15 UTC

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I wouldn't be surprised if some of my long-ago ancestors from Eastern Europe were Jewish, but I am not.

2026-05-11 22:24:21 UTC

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(I also once ordered the Passover takeout meal at Hill Country Barbecue because I love brisket. Maybe that's it.) 🤔

2026-05-11 22:23:13 UTC

OK, that's very odd -- I just got a text wanting me to take a survey to gauge how Jewish Americans are feeling right now. I have no idea -- I'm not Jewish?
(I donated to HIAS once -- did that land me on their list?)

2026-05-11 17:10:39 UTC

RE: https://mastodon.social/@gknauss/116557040161390040
This looks like shit. My god.
#note12qv…k3d5

2026-05-07 11:43:48 UTC

Random thought on superheroes: Wearing a cape around all the time seems really impractical and probably unsanitary.

2026-04-28 00:27:36 UTC

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We are at Bathtub Gin. Tough choice -- #Seattle has a lot of good-looking #cocktail bars.

2026-04-27 23:17:08 UTC

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It's a very nice museum!