In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn’t commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, If no one else can help, and if you can find them. Maybe you can hire... Jerk Douglas
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Last Notes npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas hahaha I am fascinated by this new googly bird meme but I have no idea what it pertains to npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas my fans are cool though npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas I'll get you next time. npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas I reckon want to watch this anime now. What's it called onegaishimasu??? npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas I've seen good movies! Recently! Why just the other day I was at the roller rink... and ABBA came on the PA... and all my friends and I were digging the Dancing Queen, and were super excited because we were gonna see some movie about... a shark I think... uhhh... npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas The Paladin comics I've posted are just an extension of some D&D game arc I'm going to spin off my main comic when I get around to it. In the meantime I can crap out all these fun little one-shots. https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/4a/13/b7/4a13b7a0ed11378573696abd43eaf0d3bbdcb6d976f680382c21fe92861eba5f.png?name=k32p_f3H9xmGkw.png npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas is it a French show? are we forced to watch it with English va's? I love French dubs. npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas I also defend Lennon beating his wife. (Presuming the wife he beat was Yoko.) npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas Had a great idea to edit wikipedia pages about whatever Chinese events/projects/happenings I can find listed:
"in 2015 the Chinese government greenlit a new high speed rail line from Xienhua to Chongjing. 30 Million perished." npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas Here's a commission for our benevolent benefactor @sun of our fedi mascot Pleroma-Tan, who is a good girl. https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/f3/30/d8/f330d8923a8e45e27679b6964cbf68e91d7bc70e8e4c04946b23c7ad75b3eca9.png?name=OpE65aC6fyWwIQ.png npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas warming up with Kohaku from Dr Stone doing some posemaniacs poses! https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/ea/4a/f3/ea4af311025833a09f779401b0f1fa37fa0bd2b93eecf012fbab6372365e1038.png?name=yvKgh3tOgzkUng.png npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas I'll chip my fingers bloody going at pistachios every time I have them around. they don't last for me npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas nope! ... except when I'm driving. man evolved to listen to audiobooks when he drives. npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas My new top nigga is @npub1aga…rhmg cuz he shits out sickass tartan patterns all day and they all tile perfectly. This is gonna be my whole aesthetic now. https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/94/34/46/943446a82b6979d47bd07879a885bb91221fcab3da33261084be5a2f8112acbf.png?name=BC08SbTdVLI2vA.png npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas no worries brother, just wanted to make sure it wasn't client side, because I wouldn't know how to fix it lol npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas then it's hallucinating on me cuz I'm a sloooooooeww poooosssttteeerrrr. at least my phone app ain't giving me shit npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas Hell yeah you can. I got a few gents in the queue so it might take me about a week to get at if that's okay. npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas I miss all the parties damnit. npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas Thanks! Elon kicked me offa twitter so I came here, but honestly this place kinda rules. npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas Esoteric art lesson: Dragging ass all day just going through the motions doing dressup dolly shit cuz I watched A Few Dollars More, but then I felt my mental resolution suddenly increase.
The pros tell you to "break things down" in your head, but if you can't somehow intuit the nature of creation, you're just beating your head into the wall and fucking around with a useless intellectual concept.
While breaking things down is necessary, you start out veeery low resolution. And good luck learning WHERE and HOW your brain arbitrarily demands you to subdivide forms if you're a talentless ADHD retard like I am.
This is the reason so many people don't learn to draw. It requires cosmic levels of self-delusion and bullshit to trellis your neurons into developing a substantial mental framework WHICH BY THE WAY, has no logical progression or conceivable limits.
And if you're unlucky, your brain will actively supply you with the sting of existential dread about wasting your time for even attempting to experiment!
Anyhow, with my sudden epiphany, I attempted to draw progressively uglier broads with clearly unfortunate proportions, to see if I could shoehorn them into being plausibly feminine. That I think might be my ultimate test of anatomical competency. https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/b6/d9/fb/b6d9fb519979beb151aa2d1050d81efeb6d373910aee349f6c12d1e5afb2f81c.png?name=bmXP5BDNZ7pwcQ.png https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/58/7c/4f/587c4f967490f160008be0bf4b7959e11865143b003fe5eb741479ede47f813d.png?name=MRJl6bV-3jjvxQ.png https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/33/a2/b3/33a2b3329e84292573df775f4859168bbf6bfed04615b0a59e81478e987b9f7c.png?name=3uZHaa7SqVB8NQ.png npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas I took a speed reading course once and then decided I didn't like reading fast because it made fiction less fun for me. then I forgot how to do it when I realized there was actual stuff it was designed for. npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas can I borrow a gun to rob the guy who already bought that asuka getting strangled one? npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas her boobie get better every time I draw them npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas Here's a posthumous report on why I got removed from twitter. Would have been better and more heroic sounding if they banned me specifically for this comic, rather than the absolute nothingburger comment I made. https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/d0750f2105ade5c4d81cf81a6901ac29afd8b468b4908d56d0c0518690aa13c6.png?name=X8hcd11JvZ8JyA.png npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas I guess maybe the first one, don't really need to upload files while i'm on the go. Thanks brother npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas I did have one question, is there a recommended phone app for interacting with fediverse stuff? npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas now I just need to figure this shit out!!!! npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas Oh man, you can click drag images into the posting field. I'm already sold! https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/7f6c42b034d9af1f4ef53a33587cb22d143eab1c1220412f85e388e6ea79e7d0.png?name=9i-xQakYegyuJA.png