In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn’t commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune.
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Last Notes npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas Dressed up one of my urban girliechars like a rural type. npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas Ever wondered what it would look like if a girl wore those high cut shorts with the pockets hanging down... but she filled them with stuff? npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas Some concept pages outlining cute tennis girls, when the story gets to the tennis part it'll be completely asinine made up bullshit rules with anime powers, (sorta. it'll be them doing relatively normal stuff that will be fictitiously inflated) I choose this method because doing otherwise would involve me watching sports to learn the rules and it would not be fun because sports are gay. npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas Got twelve hours of sleep, had some rude dream about getting my car mangled, and Alec Baldwin was somehow my insurance provider.... But he wouldn't pay out!!!
npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas Here's the last of my holiday commissions for my bros and their various OC harems.
npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas Ahh well it's funny even without knowing anything. top tier npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas hahaha I am fascinated by this new googly bird meme but I have no idea what it pertains to npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas I always wanted to try ditch digging, but it had been outsourced to convicts by the time I was old enough to work. npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas my fans are cool though npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas This comic was clawed together from my previous posting, it's very interesting how these things develop. npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas Happy thanksgiving. I didn't have a lot of time to make this. npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas was he aware that they were HOMOS?? npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas I kinda think of it like impressionism, the stuff Monet did where it's noise up close, but then a little viewing distance justifies it. npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas Some designs I needed to nail down npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas This here's a picture and here's a timelapse of me drawin it https://www.youtube.com/shorts/d0FcWs_qIsw npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas "shut up Peter Cetera!" npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas So my buddy told me about the logitech discord doing a giveaway for their new MX4 Master somethingeruther mouse, the rules were to state why you wanted it.
npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas I'll get you next time. npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas So, how much change you got in your pocket right now? npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas musta been pretty good then! npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas Got my oil changed by an all-female team at the local joint. But I declined the feather dusting and potpourri service.
npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas That sounds fucking waaaay worse than what I got. Reading is a bitch because I have to read from like... semi peripheral parts of my vision since a big chunk of the artifacting usually settles over the center of my vision.
npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas ahh the terrifying annual migraine where my sight starts producing predator camo shimmers for a half hour or so. looking at my phone is like looking at shattered glass. npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas While searching for information on an animation program called TVpaint, found a fuckin reddit thread or something where some guy had just uploaded some completely portable version to his google drive.
npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas I reckon want to watch this anime now. What's it called onegaishimasu??? npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas but I did an upgrade!! Forget that old crappy one. npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas as a taxi driver I would not consider myself "intermediate". npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas I did see TTSS, it was real good. But Gary Oldman's pretty sick by himself.
npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas I've seen good movies! Recently! npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas Alien Romulus would have been truly sick if Ian Holm's synthetic was even more busted up in the face, so they had to use a really blatant animatronic vibe for him.
npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas preferably before he makes another dogshit painting and sells it for more than I make in a year npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas Ya know, we eat a lot of fucked up carcinogenic processed shit over here, but I never hear about stomach cancers.
npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas The Paladin comics I've posted are just an extension of some D&D game arc I'm going to spin off my main comic when I get around to it. In the meantime I can crap out all these fun little one-shots. npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas I thought it was just somebody saying "trawling" with a regional accent. npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas when I had this issue it was 15 years ago, eventually someone has to get it right. npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas what a goddamn joke. they're still at it. *shakes head heroically* npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas Trauma dump: There is one time in my life when I became an unpleasant customer, and that was when I was at Kinko's, and I wanted them to print a file off of a thumb drive, but they had a system set up where you were supposed to rent a computer by the minute to accomplish your printing. npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas More antics with the cute D&D Paladin chicks. npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas Just when I think I can't get any funnier at jokes... npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas maybe I can run it though a French AI dubber. the women I heard in the clips annoyed me npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas is it a French show? are we forced to watch it with English va's? I love French dubs. npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas How strong are the hands that jerk off Superman?
npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas She's probably been soaking in it her whole political life. You should just write off the possibility of ever getting through.
npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas hey mine too! npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas haha yeah, I do recall something like... "hello Nintendo power, I'm calling to find the weight lifting karate kicking dirt biking writer (so and so) on your staff!" npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas Chinese stories are fucking bugnuts bonkers. The entire language and its implementation is fucking bonkers, too.
npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas Here's a comic I made a while back while I was in a fugue state. npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas it's kind of annoying how much better all the other characters are, the guy obviously knows how to write interesting stuff. but he spends his entire comic building up neat motivated characters just to kill them off. I'll never forgive him for shoving all the pleasant, interesting lizard men into a drawer. npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas The entire Ainz crew put together is a black hole of disinterestingness. I had to seek elsewhere for waifu. npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas Rather than getting into an argument on the internet with Entoma enjoyers, I'll just finish that Clementine sketch I did a while back to maintain my productivity quotient. npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas Did you guys know there were multiple concepts for the pleroma-tan commission? It could have been one of an infinite number of these three things! npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas Mei from Overwatch bein' cushy. npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas best picture I ever drew npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas Here is my favorite cute family comic i did so far. Everyone must agree with me. npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas Here's some more cute family comic. Maybe you'll get to know them. npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas Been playing the Resident Evil 4 remake and something stood out to me... npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas every nigga wanna fight tho npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas I also defend Lennon beating his wife. (Presuming the wife he beat was Yoko.) npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas maybe they'll finally stop giving him money to make shows. npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas Dicking around with a new pen tool in my art program. npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas Had a great idea to edit wikipedia pages about whatever Chinese events/projects/happenings I can find listed:
npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas Great episode of Rawhide. Couple of city newlyweds come out to cattle country and the wife is a whining snot who shits on her husband from every angle because he's moderately agreeable.
npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas Here's a commission for our benevolent benefactor @sun of our fedi mascot Pleroma-Tan, who is a good girl. npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas Everyone on the other art site started posting girls covering their boobs with an open book. Cute idea and all, but it made me nervous.
npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas warming up with Kohaku from Dr Stone doing some posemaniacs poses! npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas I'll chip my fingers bloody going at pistachios every time I have them around. they don't last for me npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas nope! ... except when I'm driving. man evolved to listen to audiobooks when he drives. npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas My new top nigga is @npub1aga…rhmg cuz he shits out sickass tartan patterns all day and they all tile perfectly. This is gonna be my whole aesthetic now. npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas no worries brother, just wanted to make sure it wasn't client side, because I wouldn't know how to fix it lol npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas then it's hallucinating on me cuz I'm a sloooooooeww poooosssttteeerrrr. at least my phone app ain't giving me shit npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas Anyone know what "error: Throttled" means?
npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas I manually researched that that Gary Oldman is 13 days younger than Gary Numan.
npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas The absolute worst use of my time, Rick and Morty girls!
npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas Hell yeah you can. I got a few gents in the queue so it might take me about a week to get at if that's okay. npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas I feel actual pain when I don't allow myself to draw big enough mouths or the indication of lips.
npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas I'll give Fallout 3 one thing.... I played it all the way through twice, and I haven't been able to drag myself along to finish 4 even once. npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas I miss all the parties damnit. npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas Thanks! Elon kicked me offa twitter so I came here, but honestly this place kinda rules. npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas Esoteric art lesson: Dragging ass all day just going through the motions doing dressup dolly shit cuz I watched A Few Dollars More, but then I felt my mental resolution suddenly increase.
npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas I took a speed reading course once and then decided I didn't like reading fast because it made fiction less fun for me. then I forgot how to do it when I realized there was actual stuff it was designed for. npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas Tony Seruga is Father Christmas when it comes to these kinda tangibly satisfying corruption stories. I hope he's always right and all the bad people get raped to death in prison. npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas can I borrow a gun to rob the guy who already bought that asuka getting strangled one? npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas Princess Highground antics, brand consultancy and actual real gaming and whatnot. npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas Manga idea:
npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas So I do Princess Highground comics very irregularly as commentary/spur of the moment gag kinda stuff, and I'll post more of the recent ones here.
npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas we should ban him from fediverse and I'm not kidding. mods please do this right now. mods?? hello?? a black female is talking?? npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas what the fuck kinda highfalutin' bullshit is that. npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas her boobie get better every time I draw them npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas Here's a posthumous report on why I got removed from twitter. Would have been better and more heroic sounding if they banned me specifically for this comic, rather than the absolute nothingburger comment I made. npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas Well I already like it here.
npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas I guess maybe the first one, don't really need to upload files while i'm on the go. Thanks brother npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas I did have one question, is there a recommended phone app for interacting with fediverse stuff? npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas one thing I'd like is to see an actual thread instead of a bunch of disembodied replies that I have no context for. No idea if people are responding to me or just didn't remove my name from the response. npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas now I just need to figure this shit out!!!! npub1e0fq8kat96h0ul09w5rr8452p4kdsn37ltg08puf0t7jxnsx4phq89uq8w Jerk Douglas Oh man, you can click drag images into the posting field. I'm already sold!
