San Joaquin Valley BTCer

Bitcoin is way too volatile and risky. I’ve decided to sell and go back into fiat. My financial advisor at Chase bank told me he can give me a “supercharged savers rate” of .02% which is double (you heard that right I said double) the rate they were paying before I got into bitcoin. Plus I’ve had a change of heart toward the federal reserve as well as government. They really are good people looking out for the best interest of the citizens. Who couldn’t rally behind them?
😂😂😂APRIL FOOLS😂😂😂

2026-03-31 00:30:36 UTC

- reply

Wen everyone else is shitting themselves in fear it represents the best buying opportunity🤙

2026-03-28 21:21:26 UTC

- reply

When non-filtered pack?

2026-03-26 19:12:51 UTC

- reply

They will refer to the next one as “monetary supply enhancement initiative”😂😂😂🤙

2026-03-26 19:10:46 UTC

- reply

Wen I saw the thumbnail to that video I thought it was Nico Moran😂

2026-03-26 19:09:17 UTC

- reply

That’s crazy, mine was 420420🤙

2026-03-22 01:16:13 UTC

- reply

Grape jerky juice🤙

2026-03-21 20:11:13 UTC

- reply

All the Spanish I ever needed to know came from these guys🤙😂
https://youtu.be/XIdtwKgjLPY?si=oVwqtwnIkSev8nrU

2026-03-14 01:53:52 UTC

- reply

I’m an expert in COVID, geopolitics, religion and the strait of Hormuz🤙

2026-03-05 22:58:42 UTC

- reply

💯% 🔥🔥🔥

2026-02-26 18:56:53 UTC

- reply

Would hate to see what it looks like from a shitcoiner perspective😱💀😱

2026-02-26 18:53:24 UTC

- reply

I haven’t had lunch yet and that burrito looks really good🔥

2026-02-26 14:46:44 UTC

- reply

Owning Bitcoin gives us the freedom to be stupid if we so choose🤙

2026-02-24 21:03:41 UTC

- reply

I knew I’d become a hero someday. Today is that day🔥🔥🔥

2026-02-23 03:57:53 UTC

- reply

He created Bitcoin, not shitcoinz🔥🔥

2026-02-23 03:52:10 UTC

- reply

“And if you prefer to go down with the ship”…

2026-02-23 03:47:06 UTC

- reply

💯🎯

2026-02-23 03:44:04 UTC

- reply

They were too busy stopping for burritos on the way🤙

2026-02-23 03:42:09 UTC

- reply

I always smile wen the limit orders I set up a couple weeks ago start to execute is cascading fashion🤙

2026-01-17 03:57:40 UTC

- reply

Wen 🍌 zone?

2026-01-16 18:52:59 UTC

- reply

The CEO of degenerate gambling shitcoin casino has spoken🔥🔥🔥

2025-11-27 05:02:17 UTC

Getting ready to take a shot at orange pilling some family members at thanksgiving dinner tomorrow. Will probably have to hear some bullshit about the recent 35% drop or whatever it was. Time to zoom the hell out and look at the big picture 🤙
https://blossom.primal.net/d500524701c38eea3c746c6c957973f61d71041109de73214cbd5ef226cb8718.jpg

2025-11-16 03:33:52 UTC

Recovering shitcoiner here. Cleaning out a bunch of shitcoin hot wallets today that I’ve held on to for years. On the one hand I was hopeful to sell them off in Q4 into some momentum but no momentum is to be found in shitcoin land so I’m liberating myself by letting go now. Feels great even though I won’t make anything off them🤙

2025-09-10 18:19:24 UTC

- reply

NTTAWWT🤙

2025-07-02 14:15:10 UTC

- reply

Looking at his phone the whole time too☹️

2025-07-01 03:11:23 UTC

- reply

So does Warren Buffet💰💵💲

2025-06-29 13:20:42 UTC

- reply

Now I know where “liquid courage” comes from! Good to know🤙

2025-06-28 03:10:06 UTC

For any former or current baseball card collectors:
Bitcoin = Mickey Mantle ‘52 Topps
Altcoins = Jose Canseco ‘86 Donruss

2025-06-27 16:03:26 UTC

- reply

He also says “I leaked all my customers’ data and now they all get texts, emails and phone calls from every scammer on earth but I don’t really care cuz my pockets is fat and I don’t give two shits about my customers”.

2025-06-23 23:24:47 UTC

- reply

We also lead the league in obesity, diabetes and money printing🤙

2025-06-22 19:13:33 UTC

- reply

The only thing I’ve ever accomplished on October 31st of any year was asking strangers for candy🤙

2025-06-22 00:42:46 UTC

- reply

That’s why we have wine and bitcoin🤙

2025-06-21 21:13:35 UTC

- reply

I was almost thinking you can replace “fear” with “shitcoins”…they both cause the same bad reactions🤙

2025-06-21 00:23:20 UTC

- reply

It’s all on chain, trust me bro😂

2025-06-20 17:48:19 UTC

- reply

Forces me to touch grass so it’s all good!

2025-06-20 00:29:28 UTC

@nprofile…8yuk good debate with Paul Sztorc. Need more debates like this to avoid being in an echo chamber!

2025-06-19 14:19:48 UTC

I have a coffee mug with a Bitcoin logo that I drink my coffee from every day. A couple years ago when I started talking about bitcoin around my family, my youngest daughter was 4 yo at that time. For Fathers Day she drew a picture of my coffee mug with the logo on it and cut it out. I now use it as a book mark. Such an awesome gift!
https://blossom.primal.net/0234c1d0fb323c9dff74764f6b8e9d2fb19984b2b7c62c14dea898dc672b5cd5.jpg

2025-06-19 03:38:58 UTC

With every chapter I read from The Big Print by @nprofile…7y6r the more I have to set the book down to take a break and buy more bitcoin before resuming reading. Currently on chapter 16 and holy $h!t this is mind boggling information!!

2025-05-30 17:01:58 UTC

- reply

Arthur Hays was well behaved, only throwing out about 6 f-bombs as opposed to the dozens he usually throws😂

2025-05-30 17:00:07 UTC

- reply

He must have been oatraged by such a comment!

2025-05-30 01:25:19 UTC

Got my free GA ticket for the 2026 conference🚀🚀🚀 never been to any of the conferences of the past, let alone even a small meet up. Hell I don’t even talk to real people about bitcoin (except for my wife and kids). Everyone I know in real life is asleep at the wheel making their .01% at Jamie Dimon’s shit bank. Can’t wait for the conference next year!!

2025-05-29 05:56:53 UTC

- reply

Laugh my a$$ off when I hear him say “degen asset shit pile”😂😂😂

2025-05-27 18:16:53 UTC

@nprofile…hfrc awesome interview today with Sat Chats! That was the first time I watched their channel. Good stuff🤙

2025-05-22 20:59:08 UTC

- reply

I can’t wait for shitcoin season because I’m only 70% bitcoin and still have 30% shitcoins and even though I’ve been in “crypto” since 2021 I’m sick of holding shitcoins and have finally proven to myself what I already suspected and basically knew: all roads lead to bitcoin and the rest is dog shit and it’s extremely stressful waiting for “trust me bro” season so we can all have lambos tomorrow. I’m learning like everyone else that bitcoin is the only way to go🚀🚀🚀

2025-05-21 17:59:35 UTC

- reply

Shitcoins will be down 25% by EOD.

2025-05-21 04:17:14 UTC

Is it bad if you try to orang pill your neighbors by blasting a Michael Saylor interview super loud (instead of Taylor Swift) during summer bbqs in the back yard? I’m not very good at orange pilling people and most of the people I’ve talked to about bitcoin in real life only seem to reply by saying they bought DOGE or some other shit coin.

2025-05-20 23:56:27 UTC

The altcoin market is a sleeping giant (pile of shit)😂

2025-05-20 18:40:50 UTC

- reply

Same except I pee in my pool and the dilution is a lot less!

2025-05-19 19:48:39 UTC

- reply

That’s why my “friends” all have lambos and I have a pair of Nike Cortez😂😂😂

2025-05-19 02:39:03 UTC

Hi everyone just listened to @nprofile…qzr6 do an amazing podcast on bitcoin. Very interested in learning more about how to not get robbed by fiat currency. Looking forward to the future in bitcoin🤙🤙🤙