Noah Grifta, The Heynongmanity

@nprofile…lsen Healthy masculinity to this person is seemingly just a term for the coping mechanism for the mental illness this person currently is suffering from.

2026-07-23 22:06:28 CEST

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@nprofile…r4e5 She doesn't deny donating often to act blue, but not 15,000 times for 150,000 dollars.

2026-07-23 21:38:15 CEST

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEDxg_NatWE

2026-07-22 12:34:31 CEST

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@nprofile…7qv9 The wrong kid died.

2026-07-18 00:13:01 CEST

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@nprofile…mllk
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/937/613/262/706/592/original/3d96e4489dd70f86.mp4

2026-07-17 22:48:20 CEST

PreButt
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/937/280/361/333/973/original/37376ae7b556d484.jpg

2026-07-17 11:47:08 CEST

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@nprofile…hqna Here's some more dance moves!
https://youtu.be/u9XrWB-u1vc?si=-HnNqCw4dNDAPxZm

2026-07-17 11:43:55 CEST

I got it covered....
I'm gonna put my air purifier outside. We'll have this smoke cleared up in no time, I just put a new filter in so we're all good.

2026-07-10 09:59:01 CEST

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@nprofile…r4e5 So what does the footnote say?

2026-07-10 09:56:48 CEST

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@nprofile…whfu Ah yes, the three winged AI Hawk. Very nice.

2026-07-04 11:17:07 CEST

Time to start my 12 hour skirt steak. Fajitas here we come!

2026-07-01 17:25:06 CEST

Swamp Gas,
Swamp Grass or
Swamp Ass?

2026-06-19 12:11:18 CEST

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@nprofile…d3nc I call a girl at my work "Baby Flatso" so I'm waiting for my HR invite.

2026-06-17 20:26:36 CEST

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@nprofile…jgdk Is Tennessee still doing vehicle inspections?

2026-06-09 22:15:08 CEST

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@nprofile…9qjf They're DeadFacing him. How dare they, or something.

2026-06-09 19:50:55 CEST

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@nprofile…45xw Yeah, you can't disprove a false story with another false story. That's fucking silly.

2026-06-05 21:17:17 CEST

You can tell Madonna is a big fan of all things Japanese because her tits sure are Mushy-Mushy.

2026-06-04 11:22:54 CEST

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@nprofile…3hmk I love Chicken Pizza. So good.

2026-05-14 16:37:10 CEST

My guys machine out here making Black Etsy millions!
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/573/433/229/091/731/original/5e45742c2088444a.jpg

2026-05-08 20:12:29 CEST

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@nprofile…lsen What, nothing on what black people do when the food is taking too long?
Pussies.

2026-05-06 12:39:51 CEST

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@nprofile…cp6s Funny, that's not how Kat Williams sees it.

2026-04-26 10:27:34 CEST

https://youtu.be/yfsdBtz866E?si=ANG-E8hZVfxTm3fD

2026-04-07 13:04:55 CEST

Wow.
Of all the pestos tested, the only one that uses only olive oil was rated last.
Do better food people. Sunflower oil is not for pesto
https://www.foodandwine.com/jarred-pesto-taste-test-11942139

2026-04-05 19:09:35 CEST

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@nprofile…jw3y All cameras fail eventually.

2026-04-03 16:53:11 CEST

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@nprofile…lsen But when Magic got those AIDS, he went to his synagogue and prayed for him!

2026-04-03 16:05:45 CEST

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@nprofile…3hmk Oderous was what we all wanted David Lee Roth to be.

2026-04-02 20:00:35 CEST

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@nprofile…d3nc It's all the checking IDs of snow removal bots.

2026-04-02 16:42:08 CEST

Lol Oprah's who dated who....
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/335/635/743/827/978/original/078356e03d567235.png

2026-04-02 13:02:43 CEST

So I'm beginning to agree that fast food might be bad for you....
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/334/772/973/486/861/original/95df315c65445925.png

2026-03-31 18:50:53 CEST

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@nprofile…cp6s https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxFqNaxVOlwozQ-c1mnc0-fI5_0qzFxekJ?si=RqILlK6-Ismc8zm2

2026-03-25 12:06:51 CET

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@nprofile…3hmk @nprofile…hw3q Just order some lobster claw bands and a stinger cozy and pet away!

2026-03-24 12:22:01 CET

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@nprofile…lsen I'm in this area. Fuck this guy.

2026-03-24 12:15:46 CET

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@nprofile…g939 Even Iranians know not to cut off the world's supply of Jordans.

2026-03-24 09:17:16 CET

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@nprofile…c2ja How close were the speeds?

2026-03-08 10:14:50 CET

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Too much time dysphoria. Man up.

2026-03-08 09:43:47 CET

Maybe this will be the year when all the people susceptible to the horrors of time changes will finally die from it.

2026-03-04 22:26:07 CET

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The top comment really says it all....
"My wife isn't going to appreciate a single second of this."

2026-03-04 22:14:57 CET

If you've been on the internet in the last month, you've seen Angine de Poitrine. If not, here ya go.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ssi-9wS1so&t=1s

2026-03-04 21:54:51 CET

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Japanese release I remember from them was Grand Royal Mix Tape, with great Luscious Jackson songs
https://eil.com/shop/moreinfo.asp?catalogid=131097

2026-03-04 21:49:15 CET

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@nprofile…lsen People be saying they can take out Adam Horowitz

2026-03-02 22:07:43 CET

Ugh. Do I have to agree with SNL?
These are jokes. Put down the pearls and try to see the humor in it. Or don't, les miserable.
https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2026/03/02/saturday-night-live-under-fire-for-disgusting-and-shameful-sketch-mocking-baftas-n-word-controversy/

2026-03-02 21:47:41 CET

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@nprofile…45xw Hahahaha, Fuck this guy.

2026-03-01 10:59:44 CET

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@nprofile…6gaw I just double checked, but Gaza is on the water. Do these people not eat fish or is there some stupid religious dogma that says they cant?

2026-03-01 02:29:33 CET

https://youtube.com/shorts/VyaX94WMk3U?si=0XrTn3TOrNGVwiAa

2026-02-21 02:36:35 CET

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@nprofile…zm7x would Cuban be up for negotiating a flight cost...

2026-02-19 22:39:40 CET

My favorite band loves coffee!
https://youtu.be/-KFfTCH02Js?si=Y_N4a1ZCWhq64FcG

2026-02-13 22:41:30 CET

https://youtube.com/shorts/j7z-QCSv8gs?si=aP-GwBbe5m9Hmc9-

2026-02-13 22:18:37 CET

https://youtube.com/shorts/LeEIkxhcsWY?si=t1pM_pkqJZIRS26t

2026-02-12 20:52:01 CET

Boy, Gavin Newsom's wife is a real Cunt You Next Tuesday.

2026-02-10 21:13:19 CET

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https://youtube.com/shorts/6PXlQnOAf3U?si=wE8SGhEcBBOmzos5

2026-02-10 21:11:47 CET

I think I last saw Mrs Guthrey taking care of her other son Charlie in Philadelphia.

2026-02-10 00:40:51 CET

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xNw2W-AuMM8

2026-02-09 13:47:44 CET

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@nprofile…lsen There goes a whole lot of porn. Handies are the new Nazism.

2026-02-03 22:09:57 CET

Yay! My ozone generator arrived!

2026-01-30 09:43:48 CET

I am really enjoying all the idiotic youths who think Heil Hitler is actually Hail Hitler.
If you hate something at least get the slogan right dipshits.

2026-01-28 21:25:49 CET

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@nprofile…vhve Y'all looking kinda brown over there.....

2026-01-27 21:10:30 CET

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@nprofile…3hmk The Hokey Pokey is for people with OCD.

2026-01-27 13:48:12 CET

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@nprofile…l3qy It's twice as hot in my area.

2026-01-23 22:56:51 CET

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_tae68PbZY&list=LL&index=2

2026-01-23 16:44:14 CET

We know the difference. As a podcaster, you had the opportunity to critique the pedophile class, and as an FBI agent you got to protect them.
And now you want to go back to critiquing them and expect people to flock back and use code bongino.
Who's the full-diaper moron again?
https://dailycaller.com/2026/01/23/dan-bongino-explains-to-full-diaper-media-morons-difference-between-being-podcaster-and-fbi-deputy-director/

2026-01-23 16:36:42 CET

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@nprofile…zl9m 🎶With a few extra arms 🎶

2026-01-21 10:24:50 CET

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@nprofile…d3nc Titty City

2026-01-20 23:59:47 CET

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@nprofile…6449 @nprofile…3njl My wife said it's inhumane or some shit.
The utility company was very inhumane to me many times while I was young and poor.

2026-01-20 22:31:44 CET

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@nprofile…3njl I've said to my wife, always pay the mortgage and the utilities. They can come take everything else, but leave me my heat and internet!

2026-01-20 22:30:50 CET

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@nprofile…3njl Oh my. Rough back of the napkin math says they haven't paid in 13 months.
That is an easy way to get cut off.

2026-01-20 22:27:56 CET

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@nprofile…3njl Those shoes are chock full o' lifts

2026-01-20 22:06:37 CET

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@nprofile…lsen He looks like if he and Biden fucked and had a grandpa.
No more shows for dolts in their 70s

2026-01-20 22:01:19 CET

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https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxuS6Znh1f04S7NAcRS4Apue3LZ7fBHeq9?si=7qwhBzf6PicJcxsE

2026-01-20 21:58:49 CET

MiamI Beach Mayor Steven Meiner is a Fire Crotch. I haven't seen it, but I heard he has the smelliest, overly red micro penis, and it cums freckles.
Paris Hilton thinks its hilarious because it's true.

2026-01-20 09:13:56 CET

So storming a church and harassing everyone is free speech, but knocking on a child day care door is an arrestable offence?

2026-01-14 22:21:07 CET

I adhere to a rigid set of self imposed rules. And I work feverishly to find ways to circumvent them.

2026-01-11 10:49:54 CET

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@nprofile…dzka AKA King Cake

2026-01-08 01:30:40 CET

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@nprofile…n8q3 @nprofile…7ddz Heinous Anus.

2026-01-08 01:19:47 CET

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@nprofile…pdnd So does an inverted albino have super sight?

2026-01-07 20:25:04 CET

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@nprofile…z7z2 Oh, then you're misunderstood.

2026-01-07 16:40:42 CET

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@nprofile…z7z2 Yes, starve those vampiric middlemen. Glad you're onboard.

2026-01-07 13:11:53 CET

Let's work together to eliminate middlemen from the economy.

2026-01-06 13:19:09 CET

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@nprofile…swsj precisely.

2026-01-05 21:53:45 CET

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@nprofile…swsj Neither did the lack of Halen, but here we are anyways.

2026-01-05 19:48:36 CET

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@nprofile…pdnd It's what you get when your blaze gets too small to call a blaze anymore.

2026-01-05 19:46:23 CET

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@nprofile…dlsx But they had LGBT stuff so homerun?

2026-01-05 18:39:43 CET

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@nprofile…9qjf Uh, those are both Tom Selleck. The old English D gives it away.

2025-12-31 21:00:40 CET

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@nprofile…kvac Wow. I never saw that before, I just conjured up a valid rule. lol

2025-12-31 09:45:27 CET

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@nprofile…kvac The pool should score deaths by awarding points. 100 minus the deceased's age.

2025-12-30 09:52:27 CET

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@nprofile…ytej RIP Magical... Died from Hoof in Mouth disease.

2025-12-25 12:29:44 CET

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@nprofile…hmnx I can accept that, as long as you don't include Stuttering John in those accolades. Howard not being relevant in 2025 does not mean he never had talent. Times changed and he changed socially, but not technologically.

2025-12-24 22:36:31 CET

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@nprofile…9c3a I remember ole Probie punching down on a guys helmet and cracking it two.

2025-12-24 11:02:17 CET

Hey, stop showing your shocked face when YT people post their meat prices.
416 CAD is 304 USD
KG'S are 2.2x LBS
So that 10 Kg Rib Roast at 416 CAD is actually 13.63 per LB.
I'll drive for that deal.

2025-12-23 17:14:09 CET

My new nickname for the girl who had a baby and didn't know she was pregnant is Baby Fatso.

2025-12-17 10:19:23 CET

I think the exploding RAM prices are fake news designed to get people to buy pre built computers around the holidays.

2025-12-16 22:29:11 CET

I deem "Fuck My Skull" a great song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3L6AJtX1Dg

2025-12-14 01:50:12 CET

Give a, Give a, Give a, Give a Garmin.

2025-12-11 01:23:57 CET

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@nprofile…yupg That's what you get for listening to AI music.

2025-12-08 22:05:54 CET

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@nprofile…9c3a I see you there, Ted.

2025-12-06 18:25:41 CET

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@nprofile…ysj7 Ok, I'll bite.
What is everybody sleeping on?
https://brooklynbedding.com/products/plank-hybrid/king-no

2025-12-02 21:18:46 CET

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Maybe I'll walk around the neighborhood with a petition to remove it. Wear some meta glasses.

2025-11-18 16:37:27 CET

https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/571/441/300/757/605/original/ac04ad67e0d947d5.jpg

2025-11-09 23:18:46 CET

The Commanders defense....
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/522/058/424/221/049/original/075fdd3df999f27b.jpg