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2026-05-31 19:20:19 CEST

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yea, I'd say the same :thinkerman:

2026-03-16 19:15:02 CET

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let's fucking go

2026-02-01 02:51:44 CET

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loads on my end :thinkerman:
https://mrhands.horse/media/6990777b-02fd-438b-9539-cf6169cb61b7/image.png

2026-01-25 18:17:21 CET

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reminds me of the time I was on Paypig and I had issues posting in hellthreads because of mastodon's 500 characters limit. Good times
Also just realized I've been here for half a decade, what the fuck

2025-10-03 00:26:20 CEST

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it's only illegal if you get caught. Or so I heard

2025-09-30 20:53:57 CEST

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2025-09-15 18:03:39 CEST

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what about fat guys vs flat girls? :thonk:

2025-09-09 21:42:05 CEST

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cheap phone camera pointed at a screen, my mildly shaky hands, music ig.
Btw the whole scene looks something like this and smells like garlic and cigarettes
https://mrhands.horse/media/2afd54fd-5757-4897-a17c-8312a5e436dd/20250909_213806.jpg

2025-09-09 21:27:26 CEST

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test
https://mrhands.horse/media/0109d40f-e337-46af-a35b-4179145cffbb/20250909_212221.mp4

2025-09-09 19:47:28 CEST

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stay tuned
https://mrhands.horse/media/16dac355-7656-4291-bdb1-7474750c893f/20250909_194402.jpg

2025-09-09 19:35:49 CEST

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yea, also gonna free up a bunch of storage for uploads.
And I'm also gonna move shitpisscum.mooo.com db there so hopefully it's finally gonna be usable for something more than running pigpoopballsbot lol

2025-09-09 19:32:31 CEST

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let's fucking go
https://mrhands.horse/media/a15e12d9-02b9-460e-80c7-aa3528bf5e8b/image.png

2025-09-09 19:31:11 CEST

Test @npub12xz…0ykc

2025-08-30 15:54:46 CEST

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I think I started aroud 2004. or 2005. but ig the files themselves are older. You know, copied from other machines, mp3 CDs etc.

2025-08-30 15:44:21 CEST

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>2019
>old
Here's mp3 from 2001, oldest I have on this machine. Probably have some older, might get the SATA/PATA adapter thing and plug in that old Maxtor HDD later to see
https://mrhands.horse/media/f8d9aeed-1193-4897-a4f3-04f9c33f88be/Silk%20-%20Am%20Pacific%20%20%28Original%20Mix%29.mp3

2025-08-21 20:38:50 CEST

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not bad, usual stuff. You?

2025-08-21 20:33:37 CEST

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🥺

2025-08-17 02:51:42 CEST

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well some people apparently do :clueless:

2025-08-17 02:50:04 CEST

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where's the fun in that?

2025-08-01 20:07:10 CEST

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And from my limited experimentation it's not even good playlists, spotify gets a gew good tracks and then it keeps playing kind of related but not quite what I'd play, yt gets stuck in "loops" of the same ~10 tracks. Thank you but I'll stick with Jellyfin and my own playlists.
Inb4 Jellyfin is proprietary because it's built with .net iirc

2025-08-01 19:41:01 CEST

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this is now a feet thread, let's fucking go
https://mrhands.horse/media/a781bc7b-eed2-441d-9061-d44364ddd94e/20250801_193850.jpg

2025-07-19 17:09:45 CEST

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2025-07-04 01:47:38 CEST

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visual studio with copilot and a repo full of ur dick pics. Ask it for a python script for plotting dick sizes or whatever

2025-06-20 23:50:41 CEST

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vote Maija let's fucking go

2025-06-18 20:13:45 CEST

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https://mrhands.horse/media/f5c078a0-bf43-46e0-8530-1bf616f22af7/letsFuckingGo.jpeg

2025-06-06 00:28:38 CEST

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https://mrhands.horse/media/90d9b010-a2b8-4dc1-a86e-22c69e149bc4/discordboyfriend.mp4

2025-04-26 01:24:01 CEST

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do I even ask what's this :thinkerman:
https://mrhands.horse/media/c25d511a-d15f-48dc-aba7-9633b7649aff/image.png

2025-03-11 19:32:59 CET

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yea Serbian not Syrian lol. I'm fine for now

2025-01-12 00:39:09 CET

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https://mrhands.horse/media/7ebe726d-8eed-4de8-907a-a966d20df94e/tooYoungTooOld.png

2025-01-01 01:13:32 CET

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soon

2025-01-01 00:10:34 CET

Happy new year
(It's back up don't worry about it)
https://mrhands.horse/media/5aa68f86-aae7-4194-b692-6e0082c1c534/Husky_1735686570246_UHEBR9PL9E.jpg

2024-11-09 02:14:56 CET

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yeah

2024-11-05 18:00:20 CET

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need

2024-10-14 23:54:21 CEST

https://mrhands.horse/media/72f0f287-ea2d-4e24-8457-1d1c1f9e8209/JewsVsNazis.png

2024-10-13 02:18:36 CEST

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yea very much Maija call me fuck Mint fuck Russian federation

2024-10-13 02:17:30 CEST

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yea drunk
alcoholic serbian cock 🤤

2024-10-13 02:15:46 CEST

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someone tell him he can suck my serbian cock I]'''ll dox him eventyuallly \and then he can get fucked slavam ukraini 🇺🇦

2024-10-13 02:14:45 CEST

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yeA i;m drunk and weird
let's get marries
Mint can suck my uncut serbian cock

2024-09-24 18:35:03 CEST

https://mrhands.horse/media/ea479eea-d1e0-4829-a8b5-ea420152133e/brownies1.jpg

2024-09-21 00:50:23 CEST

:sneedCatDance:
https://mrhands.horse/media/e7ba5e38-df16-4422-aa96-9742a28d186c/cuck.mp4

2024-09-10 21:29:25 CEST

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Ok I'm gonna bite since I have nothing better to do. Not American and I do have a kettle.
>kettle provides temperature control
Mine's just on or off with a (non adjustable) bimetalic cutoff so you're either dumping 2 kW or nothing
>faster
probably, but you can microwave a single cup (0.2 liters or even less) while at least with my kettle you need minimum 0.5 liters just to submerge the heater (you're gonna fuck the heater if you run it with less water) so for a single cup of tea or coffe or whatever you're throwing away more than half the water (0.3 liters or more) you just heated to boiling hot
>smaller
microwave + kettle is definitely not smaller than just the microwave
>easier to clean
Why would you need to clean the oven after heating water?
>safer
I assume this is about the "exploding" water cc @npub1sal…w3z7 what's actually happening there is that it's heating above the boiling point without any nucleation sites to actually start boiling so when you put a spoon or a tea bag or whatever in it all starts instantly boiling at the same time. From fucking wikipedia because I'm too lazy to type:
*Superheating can occur when an undisturbed container of water is heated in a microwave oven. At the time the container is removed, the lack of nucleation sites prevents boiling, leaving the surface calm. However, once the water is disturbed, some of it violently flashes to steam, potentially spraying boiling water out of the container. The boiling can be triggered by jostling the cup, inserting a stirring device, or adding a substance like instant coffee or sugar. The chance of superheating is greater with smooth containers, because scratches or chips can house small pockets of air, which serve as nucleation points. [...] There are ways to prevent superheating in a microwave oven, such as putting a non-metallic object (such as a stir stick) into the container beforehand or using a scratched container. To avoid a dangerous sudden boiling, it is recommended not to microwave water for an excessive amount of time.*
Aka it can happen but if you stir the water to introduce some bubbles and then leave the spoon in it should be fine (this is just my opinion, if you get burned don't sue me pls 🥺)
Another thing I forgot to mention, kettles can only heat pure water while a microwave can heat pretty much anything that is conductive
To conclude, who gives a shit about kettles, get one of these stick shaped things that directly pass mains voltage through the water, dip that into the cup, takes way less space than a kettle https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jS4GTACKETg
[](https://mrhands.horse/media/56b9174b-092c-4379-99a0-97ed1bde0d90/bait.png )
https://mrhands.horse/media/56b9174b-092c-4379-99a0-97ed1bde0d90/bait.png

2024-09-10 20:52:17 CEST

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2024-09-10 20:51:25 CEST

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fuck
https://mrhands.horse/media/0ff1d46f-24e9-4a35-aa94-d9b07ab7da6a/image.png

2024-09-10 20:38:52 CEST

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Thought this was a shitpost but apparently it's real
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angola_Prison_Rodeo

2024-09-09 19:38:03 CEST

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If that's too warm you'd be dead here lol

2024-09-02 08:28:57 CEST

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what did I miss this time?

2024-08-28 21:28:36 CEST

Added some emoji now that I have actual users, will add more later. Lmk if you any you want me to add here
cc @MrTonyHands @faggotracist1488
:shitpisscum: :3duohh:
https://mrhands.horse/media/962c4435-eb7c-431e-ab2c-989f4cbfd6a3/image.png

2024-08-27 19:44:42 CEST

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2024-08-27 19:43:24 CEST

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https://mrhands.horse/media/c6f5a7b4-1bfb-44ab-9291-e4e4f7ddac95/alittletrollingsex.mp4

2024-08-25 02:19:27 CEST

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ah, I see

2024-08-25 02:13:17 CEST

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what the fuck happened here?
https://mrhands.horse/media/1512a996-a7c2-4b2b-8c2d-90ea7a61c8e7/image.png

2024-08-25 01:08:01 CEST

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idk, if I was a furry (which I'm not btw) I might paint the serbian flag on my tail. Looks kind of cool ngl

2024-08-25 01:05:04 CEST

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1) How much furry material you have?
2) Why did he paint the serbian flag on his tail?
I'm not complaining, just wondering

2024-08-24 03:59:23 CEST

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old photo but I still have them, I'll find them later

2024-08-24 03:57:22 CEST

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i got the same speakers lol. Also r8 my setup
https://mrhands.horse/media/ca0311a2-9ca8-4b74-a03e-6570f612f09f/Husky_1724464612577_9376N3P4A5.jpg

2024-08-24 03:33:43 CEST

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2024-08-24 02:51:36 CEST

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Making Methamphetamine at home:
List of chemicals and materials: Diluted HCl - also called Muriatic acid - can be obtained from hardware stores, in the pool section
NaOH - also called lye
Ethyl Ether - aka Diethyl Ether - Et-0-Et - can be obtained from engine starting fluid, usually from a large supermarket. Look for one that says "high ethyl ether content", such as Prestone
Ephedrine The cottons in todays vicks nasle inhalers dont contain efed or pfed (ephedrin or psuedoephedrin) but there are still lots of easy ways to get good ephed or pfed, pure ephedrin can be extracted out of it's plant matter, from a plant that can be bought at most garden stores. Or you can get pfed from decongestive pills like sudafed. Most people perfer to work with pfed from pills rather then ephed from the plant. The important thing is that you must have pure pfed/ephed as any contaminants will fuck up the molar ratio leaving you with over-reduced shit or under-reduced shit. Or contaminats will jell durring baseifying and gak up your product which will then be very hard to clean. So you want to find a pill that is nearly pure pfed hcl, or as close to pure as you can get. Also check the lable on your pills and see what inactive ingredients they contain. Inactive ingredients are things like binders and flavors. These you dont want and will remove when cleaning your pills. but certain inactive ingredients are harder to remove then others. You dont want pills with a red coating, you dont want pills with alot of cellose in them and you dont want pills with much wax. you also dont want pills that contain povidone. As a rule, if you have a two pills that contain the same amount of pfed hcl then take the smaller sized pill because it obviously has less binders and inactive ingredients, time released pills are usualy harder to work with because they have more binders and tend to gel up durring the a/b stage. Also only buy pills that have pfed hcl as the only active ingredient. You first have to make ephedrine (which is sometimes sold as meth by itself):If you are selling it...I would just make ephedrine and say it's meth.
Distilled water - it's really cheap, so you have no reason to use the nasty stuff from the tap. Do things right.
List of equipment : A glass eyedropper
Three small glass bottles with lids (approx. 3 oz., but not important)one should be marked at 1.5oz, use tape on the outside to mark it (you might want to label it as ether). One should be clear (and it can't be the marked one).
A Pyrex dish (the meatloaf one is suggested)
A glass quart jar
Sharp scissors
Clean rubber gloves
Coffee filters
A measuring cup
Measuring spoons
Preparing your Lab:
Preparing Ethyl Ether: WARNING: Ethyl Ether is very flammable and is heavier than air. Do not use ethyl ether near flame or non-sparkless motors. It is also an anaesthetic and can cause respiratory collapse if you inhale too much.
Take the unmarked small bottle and spray starter fluid in it until it looks half-full. Then fill the rest of the way with water, cap the bottle and shake for 5 minutes. Let it sit for a minute or two, and tap the side to try and separate the clear upper layer. Then, draw off the top (ether) layer with the eyedropper, and throw away the lower (water) and cloudy layer. Place the ether in the marked container. Repeat this until you have about 1.5 oz. of ether. Put the cap on it, and put it in the freezer if you can. Rinse the other bottle and let it stand.
Ethyl ether is very pungent. Even a small evaporated amount is quite noticeable.
Ephedrine & or P-Ephedrine: Please discuss this on the neonjoint forum
5. Pour 1/8 teaspoon of the lye crystals into the bottle of ephedrine and agitate. Do this carefully, as the mixture will become hot, and give off hydrogen gas and/or steam. H2 gas is explosive and lighter than air, avoid any flames as usual. Repeat this step until the mixture remains cloudy. This step neutralizes the HCl in the salt, leaving the insoluble free base (l-desoxyephedrine) again. Why do we do this? So that we can get rid of any water-soluble impurities. For 3 oz. bottles, this should take only 3 repetitions or so.
6. Fill the bottle from step 5 up the rest of the way with ethyl ether. Cap the bottle, and agitate for about 8 minutes. It is very important to expose every molecule of the free-base to the ether for as long as possible. This will cause the free base to dissolve into the ether (it -is- soluble in ether).
7. Let the mixture settle. There will be a middle layer that is very thick. Tap the side of the bottle to get this layer as thin as possible. This is why this bottle should be clear.
8. Remove the top (ether) layer with the eyedropper, being careful not to get any of the middle layer in it. Place the removed ether layer into a third bottle.
9. Add to the third bottle enough water to fill it half-way and about 5 drops of muriatic acid. Cap it. Shake the bottle for 2 minutes. When it settles, remove the top layer and throw it away. The free base has now been bonded to the HCl again, forming a water soluble salt. This time, we're getting rid of ether-soluble impurities. Make sure to get rid of all the ether before going to step 11!
10. If there is anything left from step 3, repeat the procedure with it.
11. Evaporate the solution in the Pyrex dish on low heat. You can do this on the stove or nuke it in the microwave (be careful of splashing), but I have found that if you leave it on top of a hot-water heater (like the one that supplies hot water to your house) for about 2-3 days, the remaining crystals will be ephedrine HCl.
If you microwave it, I suggest no more than 5-10s at one time. If it starts "popping", that means you have too little liquid left to microwave. You can put it under a bright (100W) lamp instead. Microwaving can result in uneven heating, anyway.
First Batch: 120mg ephedrine HClEstimated: 300mg (100% of theoretical, disregarding HCl)
Now, Making Methamphetamine out of ephedrine by reducing it with Hydroiodic Acid and Red Phosphorus.
Items needed: Alot of matchbooks (the kind with the striking pad)
Coffee filters (or filter paper)
Something that measures ml and grams
A flask (a small pot with a lid can be used)
iodine
Hydroiodic Acid (I will tell you how to make this)
Red Phosphorus (I will tell you how to make this)
Lye
*Optional (toluene and HCI gas)
Making Red Phosphorus: The striking pad on books of matches is about 50% red phosphorus. The determined experimenter could obtain a pile of red phosphorus by scraping off the striking pads of matchbooks with a sharp knife. A typical composition of the striking pad is about 50% red phosphorus, along with about 30% antimony sulfide, and lesser amounts of glue, iron oxide, MnO2, and glass powder. I don't think these contaminants will seriously interfere with the reaction. Naturally, it is a tedious process to get large amounts of red phosphorus by scraping the striking pads off matchbooks, but who cares?
Making Hydroiodic Acid: This is made by mixing iodine and red phosphorus. When making hydroiodic acid from iodine and red phosphorus, the acid is prepared first, and allowed to come to complete reaction for 20 minutes before adding the ephedrine to it. The way around the roadblock here is to just boil off some more of the water from the ephedrine extract, and make the acid mixture in fresh pure water. Since the production of HI from iodine and red phosphorus gives off a good deal of heat, it is wise to chill the mixture in ice, and slowly add the iodine crystals to the red phosphorus-water mixture.
Now, Making Methamphetamine: To do the reaction, a 1000 ml round bottom flask is filled with 150 grams of ephedrine. Also added to the flask are 40 grams of red phosphorus and 340 ml of 47% hydroiodic acid. This same acid and red phosphorus mixture can be prepared from adding 150 grams of iodine crystals to 150 grams of red phosphorus in 300 ml of water. This should produce the strong hydroiodic acid solution needed. Exactly how strong the acid needs to be, I can't say . With the ingredients mixed together in the flask, a condenser is attached to the flask, and the mixture is boiled for one day. This length of time is needed for best yields and highest octane numbers on the product. While it is cooking, the mixture is quite red and messy looking from the red phosphorus floating around in it.When one day of boiling under reflux is up, the flask is allowed to cool, then it is diluted with an equal volume of water. Next, the red phosphorus is filtered out. A series of doubled up coffee filters will work to get out all the red phosphorus, but real filter paper is better. The filtered solution should look a golden color. A red color may indicate that all the red phosphorus is not yet out. If so, it is filtered again. The filtered-out phosphorus can be saved for use in the next batch. If filtering does not remove the red color, there may be iodine floating around the solution. It can be removed by adding a few dashes of sodium bisulfate or sodium thiosulfate.The next step in processing the batch is to neutralize the acid. A strong lye solution is mixed up and added to the batch while shaking until the batch is strongly basic. This brings the meth out as liquid free base floating on top of the water. The strongly basic solution is shaken vigorously to ensure that all the meth has been converted to the free base. You now can sell or use the free base for injection use or with free base meth now obtained, the next step you can do is to form the crystalline hydrochloride salt of meth. To do this, a few hundred mls of toluene is added to the batch, and the meth free base extracted out as usual. If the chemist's cooking has been careful, the color of the toluene extract will be clear to pale yellow. If this is the case, the product is sufficiently pure to make nice white crystals just by bubbling dry HCl gas through the toluene extract. If the
Making Methamphetamine at home:
List of chemicals and materials: Diluted HCl - also called Muriatic acid - can be obtained from hardware stores, in the pool section
NaOH - also called lye
Ethyl Ether - aka Diethyl Ether - Et-0-Et - can be obtained from engine starting fluid, usually from a large supermarket. Look for one that says "high ethyl ether content", such as Prestone
Ephedrine The cottons in todays vicks nasle inhalers dont contain efed or pfed (ephedrin or psuedoephedrin) but there are still lots of easy ways to get good ephed or pfed, pure ephedrin can be extracted out of it's plant matter, from a plant that can be bought at most garden stores. Or you can get pfed from decongestive pills like sudafed. Most people perfer to work with pfed from pills rather then ephed from the plant. The important thing is that you must have pure pfed/ephed as any contaminants will fuck up the molar ratio leaving you with over-reduced shit or under-reduced shit. Or contaminats will jell durring baseifying and gak up your product which will then be very hard to clean. So you want to find a pill that is nearly pure pfed hcl, or as close to pure as you can get. Also check the lable on your pills and see what inactive ingredients they contain. Inactive ingredients are things like binders and flavors. These you dont want and will remove when cleaning your pills. but certain inactive ingredients are harder to remove then others. You dont want pills with a red coating, you dont want pills with alot of cellose in them and you dont want pills with much wax. you also dont want pills that contain povidone. As a rule, if you have a two pills that contain the same amount of pfed hcl then take the smaller sized pill because it obviously has less binders and inactive ingredients, time released pills are usualy harder to work with because they have more binders and tend to gel up durring the a/b stage. Also only buy pills that have pfed hcl as the only active ingredient. You first have to make ephedrine (which is sometimes sold as meth by itself):If you are selling it...I would just make ephedrine and say it's meth.

2024-08-24 02:42:33 CEST

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🔥🇷🇸

2024-08-24 02:40:31 CEST

@faggotracist1488 watch out we coming
https://mrhands.horse/media/dd019a39-f654-4d35-ac69-24ef13d2aa6e/RDT_20240321_2100239038215526384316797_edit_230345989875268.jpg

2024-08-16 02:31:03 CEST

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should be this one
https://mrhands.horse/media/3ed80af9-56d7-4cde-94a3-53a81decf062/cyberpunk_modded.json

2024-08-16 02:29:24 CEST

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this is the image, lemme see if I can find the theme json
https://mrhands.horse/media/4fbe191d-b8e6-4862-95cb-871a76f6be09/mrhandsBackground.jpeg

2024-08-16 02:16:10 CEST

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yea. But basically the db is massive and needs more power, here's the timeline lmao
https://mrhands.horse/media/c8d82b75-3512-481d-9a14-356608c05aef/image.png

2024-08-16 02:11:58 CEST

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>trying to get some sort of instance set up on an odd bit of hardware
shitpisscum.mooo.com needs to be moved to a more powerful machine, maybe that's what you remember (it still runs but is slow af)
>after that i figured you weres just balls deep in bobs and vagene
😏

2024-08-16 02:07:21 CEST

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Been here and there in the past few months but I'm still here

2024-08-16 01:56:56 CEST

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Interesting. I tend to be really horny when I'm sleep deprived, I wonder if it's a simillar effect

2024-08-08 18:57:52 CEST

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>living in Germany
That's your issue. But yea if I ever had to live there for whatever reason I'd much rather pay for a VPN that fucking Netflix lol

2024-08-08 18:52:27 CEST

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torrenting from you home connection without a VPN - even cheaper ig

2024-08-07 16:34:27 CEST

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word filters? Are y'all on fucking Lemmy or what?