Designer/Builder of things beautiful and anti fragile. Bitcoiner. I make your interior and exterior design dreams come to life.
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Last Notes npub1u53hqga9czffu7hqu5fg6sdgyycnssqwcygdh6wc52f83u3t0sfstpnzt7 HelenYrmom It was published 2 years ago in the American Journal of Men’s Health. (According to Gemini, he lies to me a lot.) I think it’s hilarious the objective was: To test the "psychosexual theory of gun ownership"—the popular cultural trope that men buy guns to overcompensate for physical insecurities. Some guy had to be thinking imma shut this down once and for all. 🤣 npub1u53hqga9czffu7hqu5fg6sdgyycnssqwcygdh6wc52f83u3t0sfstpnzt7 HelenYrmom Anecdotally can confirm this study is true. #nevent1q…mm5s npub1u53hqga9czffu7hqu5fg6sdgyycnssqwcygdh6wc52f83u3t0sfstpnzt7 HelenYrmom Beautiful. npub1u53hqga9czffu7hqu5fg6sdgyycnssqwcygdh6wc52f83u3t0sfstpnzt7 HelenYrmom GM! 🫂 npub1u53hqga9czffu7hqu5fg6sdgyycnssqwcygdh6wc52f83u3t0sfstpnzt7 HelenYrmom GM from chonky elephant seals who remind us that we might not have it all, but we have each other. 🥹 https://blossom.primal.net/3588cd04e53e4a9f4f211ab91db2449d979b9c2beae782b1509c36cb69dc1a41.jpg https://blossom.primal.net/65f5f2be86ccf83e585bde03697b22feea1618ef6979c54fe8074fb20cecbdb2.jpg https://blossom.primal.net/61f00f47103c0ae0e911f72a18a43739198263c76a94269429f29859ad56056a.jpg npub1u53hqga9czffu7hqu5fg6sdgyycnssqwcygdh6wc52f83u3t0sfstpnzt7 HelenYrmom Done. 🙏 npub1u53hqga9czffu7hqu5fg6sdgyycnssqwcygdh6wc52f83u3t0sfstpnzt7 HelenYrmom Gambling is bad but not taking responsibility for your own degeneracy is worse. npub1u53hqga9czffu7hqu5fg6sdgyycnssqwcygdh6wc52f83u3t0sfstpnzt7 HelenYrmom GM my sovereign Nostr Brethren. The world may be bearish but we build. May you find peace, stay humble, and stacketh thy sats. https://blossom.primal.net/d5f1d69511ebb4865741ba15c2fbfe868504abd895220d8314e4fd8dc88893cf.jpg npub1u53hqga9czffu7hqu5fg6sdgyycnssqwcygdh6wc52f83u3t0sfstpnzt7 HelenYrmom I would reach for the white copal. Same purifying properties as frankincense, a little fresher, less cloying scent . npub1u53hqga9czffu7hqu5fg6sdgyycnssqwcygdh6wc52f83u3t0sfstpnzt7 HelenYrmom Destroy the cameras while everyone is at the meeting. npub1u53hqga9czffu7hqu5fg6sdgyycnssqwcygdh6wc52f83u3t0sfstpnzt7 HelenYrmom Very similar to my house. Art piece by moi, spent brass (shot and collected) on wood. https://blossom.primal.net/c3be76a670484bbc0ec052daf3d8443d7800cef83ecac247767d94aed021d336.jpg npub1u53hqga9czffu7hqu5fg6sdgyycnssqwcygdh6wc52f83u3t0sfstpnzt7 HelenYrmom It was my goal to retire at 30, which I did and it lasted exactly 1 year before I pursued new goals. npub1u53hqga9czffu7hqu5fg6sdgyycnssqwcygdh6wc52f83u3t0sfstpnzt7 HelenYrmom GM from the literal Shire. Every time I retreat, after a few days I realize that for me rest isn’t found in idleness. I think a person of purpose remains restless until they are actively shaping the world into something beautiful or orderly. https://blossom.primal.net/56b19d7b8cf6b297f381235f1c824d02e699f00761c630093dd0aa249be76f2b.jpg https://blossom.primal.net/edb176dfc6f1827d68adfdb03eecfe41373a8367b83a6fc49e3db36396704463.jpg https://blossom.primal.net/5f316ef781efb7962399cb019cbf26d125e329f5b89fcc6850fe7138854d52dc.jpg npub1u53hqga9czffu7hqu5fg6sdgyycnssqwcygdh6wc52f83u3t0sfstpnzt7 HelenYrmom I guess. Do you think I have Daddy issues? 🤣 my actual Dad BTW is very thin. npub1u53hqga9czffu7hqu5fg6sdgyycnssqwcygdh6wc52f83u3t0sfstpnzt7 HelenYrmom You are so patient and thoughtful, I would have told everyone they were extra retarded and to GFY. I do not acknowledge social hierarchies. Also anyone who expects I should apologize, or be ashamed, or atone somehow for being a white woman can hold their breath. npub1u53hqga9czffu7hqu5fg6sdgyycnssqwcygdh6wc52f83u3t0sfstpnzt7 HelenYrmom Probably Monterey, Carmel, or Big Sur. npub1u53hqga9czffu7hqu5fg6sdgyycnssqwcygdh6wc52f83u3t0sfstpnzt7 HelenYrmom I do live south of here but I stay in a cabin in the middle of these redwoods a few times a year. Highly recommend, more peaceful than spooky. npub1u53hqga9czffu7hqu5fg6sdgyycnssqwcygdh6wc52f83u3t0sfstpnzt7 HelenYrmom Spot on @nprofile…6375 , this is only a couple miles from Bohemian Grove I could walk there. This was built during the depression as part of the New Deal when President Roosevelt made CCC camps for unemployed men. They would live in the forest and build shit on forest lands…for years. npub1u53hqga9czffu7hqu5fg6sdgyycnssqwcygdh6wc52f83u3t0sfstpnzt7 HelenYrmom She did. You can find one on eBay for $379 currently. Unused… https://blossom.primal.net/65c2fc613d1b9d184ace70c286b44795abcc89e5d1826163e0bda51d7c505711.jpg npub1u53hqga9czffu7hqu5fg6sdgyycnssqwcygdh6wc52f83u3t0sfstpnzt7 HelenYrmom *Gasps in gluten* Thoughts and prayers… npub1u53hqga9czffu7hqu5fg6sdgyycnssqwcygdh6wc52f83u3t0sfstpnzt7 HelenYrmom Do it! You’ll like them, my favorite tinned seafood. npub1u53hqga9czffu7hqu5fg6sdgyycnssqwcygdh6wc52f83u3t0sfstpnzt7 HelenYrmom I would do it but with smoked oysters on sourdough. npub1u53hqga9czffu7hqu5fg6sdgyycnssqwcygdh6wc52f83u3t0sfstpnzt7 HelenYrmom She has her own opinions. npub1u53hqga9czffu7hqu5fg6sdgyycnssqwcygdh6wc52f83u3t0sfstpnzt7 HelenYrmom Hehe, klan meeting perhaps? npub1u53hqga9czffu7hqu5fg6sdgyycnssqwcygdh6wc52f83u3t0sfstpnzt7 HelenYrmom GM Found the perfect place for the gallows…or a wedding… Pick your poison. https://blossom.primal.net/f0e202180c34b97701122b0319c6d6f7100924b0f29472d0b560cd499625803e.jpg npub1u53hqga9czffu7hqu5fg6sdgyycnssqwcygdh6wc52f83u3t0sfstpnzt7 HelenYrmom Arguably the most beautiful sports car ever made. npub1u53hqga9czffu7hqu5fg6sdgyycnssqwcygdh6wc52f83u3t0sfstpnzt7 HelenYrmom Pretty rare to run into a Mercedes-Benz 300 SL "Gullwing". He’s warming up for Italy this summer. If you want to buy one of these, it will set you back millions. https://blossom.primal.net/8ecd792acbfa8885e6b91efc45392e92f05a92c418bfee34a2ff1db177b19180.jpg https://blossom.primal.net/739b04d1f236e073ca5cd6344a9d1f35aec3726e53eacddb3cb3a817233f99f7.jpg https://blossom.primal.net/2eefa8e847d0d38e8db437d657d0fe20c9258947e79e76c91fcafab931cb5045.jpg npub1u53hqga9czffu7hqu5fg6sdgyycnssqwcygdh6wc52f83u3t0sfstpnzt7 HelenYrmom I love Henry Miller Library. Best place to see a show, I saw Flea (who lives here) and Andre 3000 perform there together. It feels like you’re in the forest with the artist, it’s very intimate. npub1u53hqga9czffu7hqu5fg6sdgyycnssqwcygdh6wc52f83u3t0sfstpnzt7 HelenYrmom Big Sur is one of my favorite places on the planet. One of the most grounding places I know. https://blossom.primal.net/ace5ff8fffa0170a7425d17a2a832c1d184a2bc1c9df1d6eb032ea5008cea4e4.jpg https://blossom.primal.net/9f541396d51ec3abebf31f48b0f5d72a1b2fc7f45e4728efe9f27f7c1eb2614d.jpg https://blossom.primal.net/f574f511f1e79d679504d9539064f0793fdbed10424a18c97cbe30535b1ba919.jpg npub1u53hqga9czffu7hqu5fg6sdgyycnssqwcygdh6wc52f83u3t0sfstpnzt7 HelenYrmom GM On sabbatical in the middle of redwoods with no connectivity 99% of the time. ☮️ https://blossom.primal.net/8500242cbb00cee92cb37ec22113c3331fe451e98b63208b65adc0291339787c.jpg https://blossom.primal.net/002f5a44d008a6fcda16b1d54a6bec241141e96c467d10d13f3779b95809ca6c.jpg npub1u53hqga9czffu7hqu5fg6sdgyycnssqwcygdh6wc52f83u3t0sfstpnzt7 HelenYrmom GM Nostr 🌤️ https://blossom.primal.net/54fc277dd798a5f2f9f567d36912b0479201ba2df815727e8ac680611babae66.jpg npub1u53hqga9czffu7hqu5fg6sdgyycnssqwcygdh6wc52f83u3t0sfstpnzt7 HelenYrmom Alright m, at least you’re proposing a secondary revenue stream, it’s the least you could do! npub1u53hqga9czffu7hqu5fg6sdgyycnssqwcygdh6wc52f83u3t0sfstpnzt7 HelenYrmom Damn it YODL! You are significantly cock blocking my enterprise here. There are no other females on Nostr to sell to. 🤬 npub1u53hqga9czffu7hqu5fg6sdgyycnssqwcygdh6wc52f83u3t0sfstpnzt7 HelenYrmom Happy 420 to those who celebrate. Since I gave up cannabis this year I’m selling my urine for 50k sats (includes shipping) so you can pass your drug tests. #zapsnag npub1u53hqga9czffu7hqu5fg6sdgyycnssqwcygdh6wc52f83u3t0sfstpnzt7 HelenYrmom GM ☀️ https://blossom.primal.net/6200251f36633ab148aa9f7f35ab544ee2cf04b32fa6e69774169b9c80c4fe09.jpg npub1u53hqga9czffu7hqu5fg6sdgyycnssqwcygdh6wc52f83u3t0sfstpnzt7 HelenYrmom https://blossom.primal.net/ebe1356af62ab13645a456b0344fcc11cf9e5a27e25d1b0ae59e88c6fe9aee47.jpg npub1u53hqga9czffu7hqu5fg6sdgyycnssqwcygdh6wc52f83u3t0sfstpnzt7 HelenYrmom https://blossom.primal.net/cbbc6181ba9888e776e5eca28f1a7d89d120b456b7e86537d282dd024dc9839a.jpg npub1u53hqga9czffu7hqu5fg6sdgyycnssqwcygdh6wc52f83u3t0sfstpnzt7 HelenYrmom It was @nprofile…j06g's very thoughtful nod to my snake adventures. 🤣 npub1u53hqga9czffu7hqu5fg6sdgyycnssqwcygdh6wc52f83u3t0sfstpnzt7 HelenYrmom Now that’s a fucking party! 🎉🤣 LFG npub1u53hqga9czffu7hqu5fg6sdgyycnssqwcygdh6wc52f83u3t0sfstpnzt7 HelenYrmom GM NOSTR IT’S MY BIRTHDAY!!!!🥳🎉 Did you guess I was an Aries? 🔥💃🏻 Zap me like you MEAN IT or drop a funny/fun comment meme! ⤵️ If you’re really hot and also cool, you’ll do both! Don’t forget to have fun today!!! 🥳🪩 https://blossom.primal.net/597af0e7ee0c3da37027a94b61441bb7fb3cf0ffe845ca36073ce60d924e1c0f.jpg npub1u53hqga9czffu7hqu5fg6sdgyycnssqwcygdh6wc52f83u3t0sfstpnzt7 HelenYrmom Wait until you find out about towels. npub1u53hqga9czffu7hqu5fg6sdgyycnssqwcygdh6wc52f83u3t0sfstpnzt7 HelenYrmom If it gets you to use soap then @nprofile…sudl has done her good deed for today. 🤭 npub1u53hqga9czffu7hqu5fg6sdgyycnssqwcygdh6wc52f83u3t0sfstpnzt7 HelenYrmom Quiet, consistent, and exceptionally curated. @nprofile…sudl is a refreshing pause in my feed. 💟💟💟 #nevent1q…gvym npub1u53hqga9czffu7hqu5fg6sdgyycnssqwcygdh6wc52f83u3t0sfstpnzt7 HelenYrmom A few birds and ground squirrels that I mostly ignored because I was jogging uphill and pretty winded. 💟 npub1u53hqga9czffu7hqu5fg6sdgyycnssqwcygdh6wc52f83u3t0sfstpnzt7 HelenYrmom GM ☀️☕️ https://blossom.primal.net/676cc6b327924bb5c98054b99632d7b2de8f75e753c4ed55eea4da91a1c8310a.jpg npub1u53hqga9czffu7hqu5fg6sdgyycnssqwcygdh6wc52f83u3t0sfstpnzt7 HelenYrmom The title of the movie is Bitcoin? 🤣🤣🤣 npub1u53hqga9czffu7hqu5fg6sdgyycnssqwcygdh6wc52f83u3t0sfstpnzt7 HelenYrmom My dad still has this stack with hardwired speakers throughout the house, for decades now. Works great, sounds great. npub1u53hqga9czffu7hqu5fg6sdgyycnssqwcygdh6wc52f83u3t0sfstpnzt7 HelenYrmom I need to get better at taking clear candid stills. When it’s quiet and I’m alone on these early morning hikes, sometimes it feels like an episode of National Geographic. RIP to that squirrel and my steady hand. I just hope I don’t run into a bear or mountain lion, they’re definitely out here. https://blossom.primal.net/7aa15756e7919ea93409f710a2c0cfd25a4b4ba4b362f0ebc63f9a54edc1e2da.jpg npub1u53hqga9czffu7hqu5fg6sdgyycnssqwcygdh6wc52f83u3t0sfstpnzt7 HelenYrmom Mine was on Primal. npub1u53hqga9czffu7hqu5fg6sdgyycnssqwcygdh6wc52f83u3t0sfstpnzt7 HelenYrmom It’s like gardening in harsh soil. Most of what you plant won't take, and some might even choke out the rest. But you keep planting because when one thing finally blooms, it changes the entire landscape. npub1u53hqga9czffu7hqu5fg6sdgyycnssqwcygdh6wc52f83u3t0sfstpnzt7 HelenYrmom Finding something happy in Schopenhauer is the real achievement here. npub1u53hqga9czffu7hqu5fg6sdgyycnssqwcygdh6wc52f83u3t0sfstpnzt7 HelenYrmom We twins… npub1u53hqga9czffu7hqu5fg6sdgyycnssqwcygdh6wc52f83u3t0sfstpnzt7 HelenYrmom GM I choose to smile through it all. Unfortunately, that also means I’m an inappropriate laugher. It’s a stress response that has definitely caused some trouble, usually when someone is being confrontational. Is laughter the best medicine? https://blossom.primal.net/b28fa8f4e0f6ac2792722ba246b26d05b6a9f12d5a76c2c68d582ea7a2ad272c.jpg npub1u53hqga9czffu7hqu5fg6sdgyycnssqwcygdh6wc52f83u3t0sfstpnzt7 HelenYrmom So cool! He’s going to be alright. npub1u53hqga9czffu7hqu5fg6sdgyycnssqwcygdh6wc52f83u3t0sfstpnzt7 HelenYrmom In happier news my 19 year old son who still lives at home while attending college painted a shed that had been languishing in a remote corner of the property and built a partial pergola. He set up a lathe and is now making things to sell at a local maker’s market and listening to classical music while doing it. He will be accepting bitcoin. I’m impressed! https://blossom.primal.net/3166d2390f44c8cfe4facc0aa664f3415eed4ceb3871d5f330d044536ac8a9b3.mov https://blossom.primal.net/652a94ec74f1d63bfc8e18d0ede0801548f5c12e2935deda2704cef170a7691e.jpg npub1u53hqga9czffu7hqu5fg6sdgyycnssqwcygdh6wc52f83u3t0sfstpnzt7 HelenYrmom Yes the having trouble giving up agency is familiar. I have siblings but they are not capable of helping for various reasons and my parents know this. I’m already the executor of their estates but I will have to get power of attorney now while they are still living. Thank you for your thoughtful response. 🫂 npub1u53hqga9czffu7hqu5fg6sdgyycnssqwcygdh6wc52f83u3t0sfstpnzt7 HelenYrmom Yes I have to jump in with both feet now. This isn’t even 10% of what’s happening between the two of them. It’s a bit overwhelming. npub1u53hqga9czffu7hqu5fg6sdgyycnssqwcygdh6wc52f83u3t0sfstpnzt7 HelenYrmom Late 70’s npub1u53hqga9czffu7hqu5fg6sdgyycnssqwcygdh6wc52f83u3t0sfstpnzt7 HelenYrmom Well last night I took my Dad out to dinner and discovered a homeless lady is living in one of the guest rooms. I have to go over there today and find out what the fuck is going on. This is a progression of things. Not too long ago I found out three of his employees extorted him for almost had a million dollars and he just paid it without involving lawyers or telling anyone. I’m tired. npub1u53hqga9czffu7hqu5fg6sdgyycnssqwcygdh6wc52f83u3t0sfstpnzt7 HelenYrmom Is it normal for your aging parents to act very out of character? Both of them were solid as rocks growing up and now I’m dealing with the craziest shit. I could have never imagined I would have to deal with. It’s like I have two impulsive teenagers on my hands. INSANE things from both of them. I’m tempted to air it out here to get advice because I’m having trouble navigating this. npub1u53hqga9czffu7hqu5fg6sdgyycnssqwcygdh6wc52f83u3t0sfstpnzt7 HelenYrmom No I fixed Nostr! https://blossom.primal.net/96cd1d35e74f04a185171911799b15bb1aecb3b9b4f86cf782bd94a772b0e084.jpg #nevent1q…wdem npub1u53hqga9czffu7hqu5fg6sdgyycnssqwcygdh6wc52f83u3t0sfstpnzt7 HelenYrmom I’m sending your daughter a $5 wrench and the recovery instructions. npub1u53hqga9czffu7hqu5fg6sdgyycnssqwcygdh6wc52f83u3t0sfstpnzt7 HelenYrmom I did! npub1u53hqga9czffu7hqu5fg6sdgyycnssqwcygdh6wc52f83u3t0sfstpnzt7 HelenYrmom I woke up this morning and remembered I’m not a pussy. Back on the trails. https://blossom.primal.net/efff93f332b01f760a4d74bb7005d834e6ed8841e9f60bb02f96c9ea6b84c09f.jpg #nevent1q…dypt npub1u53hqga9czffu7hqu5fg6sdgyycnssqwcygdh6wc52f83u3t0sfstpnzt7 HelenYrmom 💀🪦 npub1u53hqga9czffu7hqu5fg6sdgyycnssqwcygdh6wc52f83u3t0sfstpnzt7 HelenYrmom How close am I? The fact that I struck a nerve tells me I’m on the right track. npub1u53hqga9czffu7hqu5fg6sdgyycnssqwcygdh6wc52f83u3t0sfstpnzt7 HelenYrmom https://blossom.primal.net/b0e0df2333ea62a2ffbddead9166846dea87886615b99953ff3f87aee64b23ba.gif npub1u53hqga9czffu7hqu5fg6sdgyycnssqwcygdh6wc52f83u3t0sfstpnzt7 HelenYrmom How I imagine @nprofile…mjaa https://blossom.primal.net/beb3e90724e5a0097db5ece0394e7df2a5e4576b588be872b9ecc8602e519980.gif npub1u53hqga9czffu7hqu5fg6sdgyycnssqwcygdh6wc52f83u3t0sfstpnzt7 HelenYrmom GM from the streets Nostr! The views are mid but snake free. 💜 https://blossom.primal.net/3e7876df3755d40b1f8978778d22f157cf6c00e6007334b63e65b84f74af1c5d.jpg npub1u53hqga9czffu7hqu5fg6sdgyycnssqwcygdh6wc52f83u3t0sfstpnzt7 HelenYrmom French Bulldog. I would not recommend the breed although I’d do it all over again if it were Rocky. https://blossom.primal.net/6f27f167cfdf19d87d78d37a82fea50d4b9969a59b996b24ac043d7ebcdcfd89.jpg npub1u53hqga9czffu7hqu5fg6sdgyycnssqwcygdh6wc52f83u3t0sfstpnzt7 HelenYrmom My heart broke into a million little pieces when I had to put my dog down after a decade of sinking a small fortune at the Vet. npub1u53hqga9czffu7hqu5fg6sdgyycnssqwcygdh6wc52f83u3t0sfstpnzt7 HelenYrmom GN from cotton candy clouds. https://blossom.primal.net/ee0b438aa74ef35e89bfb02d64ca419f39dd8cfee445ab330d9ec2049e3577df.jpg npub1u53hqga9czffu7hqu5fg6sdgyycnssqwcygdh6wc52f83u3t0sfstpnzt7 HelenYrmom Meaning the influence Frazetta had on Vallejo who I was not aware of until now so thank you. npub1u53hqga9czffu7hqu5fg6sdgyycnssqwcygdh6wc52f83u3t0sfstpnzt7 HelenYrmom It’s interesting to see the influence. npub1u53hqga9czffu7hqu5fg6sdgyycnssqwcygdh6wc52f83u3t0sfstpnzt7 HelenYrmom Frank Frazetta? npub1u53hqga9czffu7hqu5fg6sdgyycnssqwcygdh6wc52f83u3t0sfstpnzt7 HelenYrmom Alaska and Antarctica are the exception, would consider especially if it was with my father. ❤️ npub1u53hqga9czffu7hqu5fg6sdgyycnssqwcygdh6wc52f83u3t0sfstpnzt7 HelenYrmom A woman just died not far from me from a young rattlesnake bite despite being airlifted to a hospital. npub1u53hqga9czffu7hqu5fg6sdgyycnssqwcygdh6wc52f83u3t0sfstpnzt7 HelenYrmom Not a rattlesnake. 🚫 npub1u53hqga9czffu7hqu5fg6sdgyycnssqwcygdh6wc52f83u3t0sfstpnzt7 HelenYrmom Not one of the 12 of us on here has one? npub1u53hqga9czffu7hqu5fg6sdgyycnssqwcygdh6wc52f83u3t0sfstpnzt7 HelenYrmom This is the only snake I would touch and even then only when they are small. https://blossom.primal.net/e0cd1e5f7744b4b0df3639b3dab11c4af5510010bce2b7f7afae15db653763c5.jpg npub1u53hqga9czffu7hqu5fg6sdgyycnssqwcygdh6wc52f83u3t0sfstpnzt7 HelenYrmom Thank fuck he took the hard R back out of his name. It was obstructing this epiphany. npub1u53hqga9czffu7hqu5fg6sdgyycnssqwcygdh6wc52f83u3t0sfstpnzt7 HelenYrmom I love dogs but I am done taking care of pets for a while, last one was brutal. Someday. npub1u53hqga9czffu7hqu5fg6sdgyycnssqwcygdh6wc52f83u3t0sfstpnzt7 HelenYrmom I cannot be convinced. If it’s a bitcoiner thing I expect it to be on a yacht. npub1u53hqga9czffu7hqu5fg6sdgyycnssqwcygdh6wc52f83u3t0sfstpnzt7 HelenYrmom Sounds heavenly. I’ve always wanted to board a floating petri dish with 4,000 other people. npub1u53hqga9czffu7hqu5fg6sdgyycnssqwcygdh6wc52f83u3t0sfstpnzt7 HelenYrmom Someone I’m offending? 🤣 npub1u53hqga9czffu7hqu5fg6sdgyycnssqwcygdh6wc52f83u3t0sfstpnzt7 HelenYrmom I spy off my patio… this monstrosity. You could not pay me to take a commercial cruise. It’s weird to see cruise ships in the channel, I grew up here and this was not a thing. https://blossom.primal.net/79e9b35ea9d7c8e3cbf51d5d791a13266888e54d5a5045131f4c39b63104743a.jpg npub1u53hqga9czffu7hqu5fg6sdgyycnssqwcygdh6wc52f83u3t0sfstpnzt7 HelenYrmom I think it was seeing it eat whatever that is in its mouth. npub1u53hqga9czffu7hqu5fg6sdgyycnssqwcygdh6wc52f83u3t0sfstpnzt7 HelenYrmom @npub12vk…pugg #nevent1q…sxns npub1u53hqga9czffu7hqu5fg6sdgyycnssqwcygdh6wc52f83u3t0sfstpnzt7 HelenYrmom I really don’t scare easily and think snakes are cool. This one caught me off guard and almost gave me a heart attack. My body dosed me hard with adrenaline, cortisol, whatever the fuck makes you shakey and high. npub1u53hqga9czffu7hqu5fg6sdgyycnssqwcygdh6wc52f83u3t0sfstpnzt7 HelenYrmom Yes having issues with Primal for the past few days. Notifications are missing, the ability to view comments is delayed and sometimes not seen at all. npub1u53hqga9czffu7hqu5fg6sdgyycnssqwcygdh6wc52f83u3t0sfstpnzt7 HelenYrmom Nah. New phobia unlocked. npub1u53hqga9czffu7hqu5fg6sdgyycnssqwcygdh6wc52f83u3t0sfstpnzt7 HelenYrmom GM That’s it! I’m done with remote trails for a good long while. The snakes around here are looking like something from Anaconda. I’m running on the beach or in the street from now on. I did not stick around long enough to take a better photo…it’s a rattlesnake eating a large something…could be a cat. Glad he was busy, out of body experience. https://blossom.primal.net/adfa5aa92ffca8bf5f85c6d356b15e67aa290269f016c8d54a4d28eb8215e7a5.jpg npub1u53hqga9czffu7hqu5fg6sdgyycnssqwcygdh6wc52f83u3t0sfstpnzt7 HelenYrmom I wouldn’t let it bother you. Good luck! Tell her you’re thinking of her and would love to hear from her in the morning even if it’s just a text. Be direct, games and reading too much into the benign is ghey. My 2 cents you didn’t ask for. npub1u53hqga9czffu7hqu5fg6sdgyycnssqwcygdh6wc52f83u3t0sfstpnzt7 HelenYrmom I’m always surprised when the trails are empty. It’s peaceful and I’m grateful, it feels like luxury. Strange to drive by crowded Starbucks and freeway traffic on the way. The juxtaposition feels like a bizarre glitch and like I somehow found the cheat code. https://blossom.primal.net/48393efe622929bb2286d5aa523ea3abc0db5a3215d321b7e738abce13e99889.jpg https://blossom.primal.net/94a363827183181a79a02665f05961cf05fb5ae8128769b6400e3e8bb237a8a0.jpg npub1u53hqga9czffu7hqu5fg6sdgyycnssqwcygdh6wc52f83u3t0sfstpnzt7 HelenYrmom Could she be working? I’m just getting to my texts and it happens to be 12pm. 💅 npub1u53hqga9czffu7hqu5fg6sdgyycnssqwcygdh6wc52f83u3t0sfstpnzt7 HelenYrmom What convinced you of this? npub1u53hqga9czffu7hqu5fg6sdgyycnssqwcygdh6wc52f83u3t0sfstpnzt7 HelenYrmom Helen of Troy 🤭 npub1u53hqga9czffu7hqu5fg6sdgyycnssqwcygdh6wc52f83u3t0sfstpnzt7 HelenYrmom Nostr is a special place. npub1u53hqga9czffu7hqu5fg6sdgyycnssqwcygdh6wc52f83u3t0sfstpnzt7 HelenYrmom Are people genuinely questioning whether the earth is round? The fucking Greeks figured this out with two sticks and a shadow 2,000 years ago. Surely in 2026 we can wrap this up. npub1u53hqga9czffu7hqu5fg6sdgyycnssqwcygdh6wc52f83u3t0sfstpnzt7 HelenYrmom Yeah Damus says she’s on zero relays and is missing a lot of her posts. 🤔