Machine Lord Zero

This Machine Lord kills fascists

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2026-07-13 23:52:09 UTC

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Take it from the Aussies who've been doing this shit for life
When going outside...
Slip on a shirt
Slop on some sunscreen
Slap on a hat
The sun wants to murder you. Don't let it.

2026-06-13 04:10:14 UTC

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Look them dead in the eye and ask for an employee demonstration.

2026-06-02 07:53:15 UTC

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And thanks to Steam's "new helpfulness system", it's the only review that shows.
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2026-05-26 15:05:40 UTC

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Great, can't wait to see the rumours that Mexico is gonna join the EU along with the rumours about Canada doing so :D

2026-05-21 17:43:13 UTC

Calling for tech support by going "pspsps" on the fediverse

2026-03-31 16:14:54 UTC

It's weird seeing news reports like "The population growth rate is slowing. What could be the cause?"
LONG WORK HOURS FOR FUCK ALL PAY. GOVERNMENTS AROUND THE WORLD TERRORISING PEOPLE. FUCKING ABYSMAL CONDITIONS FOR MENTAL AND PHYSICAL WELLBEING.
THEY HEAP SALT UPON THE LAND AND QUESTION THE LACK OF NEW GROWTH.

2026-03-09 10:01:24 UTC

To any men asking "what about international men's day?", that's the 19th of November, which you'd already know if you actually cared about that.

2025-06-24 23:45:41 UTC

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2025-04-02 15:03:52 UTC

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I'm not paying that

2024-10-18 15:52:08 UTC

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oh my god
elves have computers
their shitposts must be insane

2024-09-02 08:16:54 UTC

sure, why not add risk of ocular cacti to car crashes
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2024-08-12 04:59:59 UTC

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Kinda seems like we're a threat to life on Earth

2024-05-10 15:03:42 UTC

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No ty, it all tastes like leaf water to me

2024-05-10 14:44:52 UTC

Realising I want something hot and sweet, but all my sweet things are cold and all my hot things aren't sweet