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2026-03-04 15:41:08 CET

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Reader of the #stoopidlines tell us what you see

2026-03-04 15:38:14 CET

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@nprofile…m3f7 is only TA anon I put any stock in.

2026-03-04 14:56:38 CET

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What did I miss?

2026-03-04 13:13:59 CET

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Part of me misses when the CIA would stay out of headlines. Ignorance was bliss and we could all speculate truth. Ironically we were usually right

2026-03-02 14:41:21 CET

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GrapheneOS + Moto + T9
Been ages since my thumbs had such a good workout

2026-02-21 20:03:08 CET

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https://image.nostr.build/3f375cd4ef3feff56b0affffaf09b0031292132c97848a950da06874383de494.gif

2026-02-21 14:49:43 CET

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I know, whats the point of whispering sweet nothings if i still have to use the 3 seashells

2026-02-21 01:51:21 CET

What in the Demolition Man is this fuckery?
#nevent1q…ll6h

2026-02-21 01:50:41 CET

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Fuck off bot

2026-02-21 01:31:36 CET

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That the child is ready to fuck up whoever doesnt hand them that bottle..

2026-02-19 22:49:38 CET

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arch

2026-02-16 17:29:32 CET

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Is this not a good sign of growing adoption? Thieves dont want worthless goods.

2026-02-14 02:21:26 CET

Any cli experts out there for manually creating btc transactions? Im still trying to unlock a UTXO that was sent to a P2WSH address and i am stumped.
Originally was trying to open a channel but something glitched and the sats just poofed away

2026-02-13 23:02:43 CET

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Ill see ya when you come back. Safe travels

2026-02-13 23:01:51 CET

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She doesnt deserve you.

2026-02-13 22:47:04 CET

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Enjoy the show you honorable amphibian.

2026-02-13 22:43:19 CET

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They dont deserve the spectacle. Just make it painful and ill take your word the job was done.

2026-02-13 22:42:05 CET

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Cue all the nostriches hitting on Karrot again

2026-02-12 04:48:08 CET

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Each block is a new opportunity

2026-02-12 04:42:37 CET

One of my favorite books as a child. Fond memories being read to before bed. Moms and Dads of nostr hear my plea, read to your children and encourage their sense of wonder, boundless imagination and neverending inquisitive nature. Something that may seem simple can resonate in their mind and be a source of joy once they grow and become their own person. https://image.nostr.build/2908db873deb39273024ee3c41ae259ee2d8cfe0a903597daaf0095d8e733d23.jpg

2026-02-10 00:35:45 CET

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Idk that was rfid blocking. Ive been keeping brass knuckles in it. End of the day stikk a great and useful bag.

2026-02-09 22:38:41 CET

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Id get that hemorrhoid checked out. Have you tried the squatty potty

2026-02-09 21:56:19 CET

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I realized after i replied. Skynet is approaching

2026-02-09 21:20:40 CET

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I live that, its not a dip but a dive

2026-02-09 21:20:06 CET

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Digital vineyards? No offense but i prefer a product i can drink. You want to design art for labels go for it but you cant virtually or digitally create that kind of physical art and craftsmanship. Wrong tool for the job.

2026-02-09 20:10:04 CET

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ChatGPT cant drive a tractor or operate a wine press.....
Yet.

2026-02-09 18:56:40 CET

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Thats a lot of wine comrade. Can you supply that demand?

2026-02-09 03:49:43 CET

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Well protecting the children only works if people are having children
Modern surveillance adapting its marketing for modern morons

2026-02-08 04:21:52 CET

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Best to announce your presence and state your business at the road.

2026-02-08 03:08:04 CET

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i don't think the price has increased too much since i got mine. I have another attached to a rpi5 collecting dust.

2026-02-07 21:07:33 CET

Look what i found in a box of parts. I think i bought this 2-3 years ago for some reason. https://image.nostr.build/2c9a61242937937a26dd81716bc60eec53a24057656db84ab0f35f227a193645.jpg

2026-02-07 02:43:08 CET

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Thank you for the gift. Is this the song of your people?

2026-02-07 02:42:12 CET

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I like hyprland, learn settings and really start to customize how i use my laptop.

2026-02-07 02:38:59 CET

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Wrote em down folded them up and burned them after soaking in kerosene. To be safe i took the hard drive, covered it in tannerite and boom no more chinese laundry

2026-02-07 02:37:26 CET

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I'm Satoshi Nakomoto

2026-02-07 02:37:00 CET

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Retards unite

2026-02-07 02:05:50 CET

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And what was your distro of choice?

2026-02-06 22:48:24 CET

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Google and books before that

2026-02-06 18:55:43 CET

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Congrats dude, thats big

2026-02-06 16:35:09 CET

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And people wonder why we opt out for BTC. Separate the money from the state

2026-02-06 03:55:42 CET

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The greatest adventure

2026-02-06 03:50:48 CET

@nprofile…25hw been rocking the E3 crossbody last few weeks and it's a great bag. Holds an external hdd, flashlight notebook and everything i need for an EDC. Fits in a backpack fine and not heavy even when loaded to the brim. I only have one complaint if you could call it one. Why is the internal zip pocket or the compartment not rfid shielded?
From what ive seen only the internal silent pocket blocks signals. I carry my wallet and keys in the bag but it seems i need to buy the rfid blocking wallet and bag for keys if i want them protected.
The CCW bag is cheaper and has less storage but offers more protection (pew pew aside) from electronic attack/theft.
At the end of the day i love the bag and your other products ive been gifted.
#review
#

2026-02-06 02:36:15 CET

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Now accepting donations, every sat you send brings me one step closer

2026-02-06 02:09:35 CET

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https://image.nostr.build/8c9a70d208b190e9d726af5b7a668561b14ccf3af62c667a83646d16969033bb.jpg

2026-02-05 17:12:46 CET

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The duality of hodling

2026-02-05 17:11:59 CET

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Im noticing a pattern here

2026-02-05 15:20:35 CET

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Could? Isnt it already

2026-02-05 03:34:13 CET

Buy some bitcoin, own some bitcoin, cold store some bitcoin.
Take control

2026-02-02 04:44:17 CET

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To each their own. As long as youre here on #nostr with the rest of us midly unstable folk

2026-02-02 04:08:24 CET

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https://www.rapidseedbox.com/blog/torrent-downloaders-for-iphone
Id still recommend moving to graphene but personal freedom and all that jazz. @nprofile…jp2l any recommendations?

2026-02-02 04:04:27 CET

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Successfully increased size of root partition and restored all info without needing a live usb. Learned some new commands and everything works.
Using my machine to learn before i convert an old windows machine over to linux and keep ~ 8 years of data and passwords. Finally getting wife onboard with the program.

2026-02-02 03:23:54 CET

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Back then you smoke enough marlboro might have sent you a tank.

2026-02-01 19:04:54 CET

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Dont enable my recklessness brother bill

2026-02-01 18:03:30 CET

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And wise

2026-02-01 18:03:17 CET

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That is some zen wisdom from the best beekeepers I know. Keep the serenity flowing.

2026-02-01 17:57:43 CET

Last time I installed linux only gave myself 20GB root partition. Now having to backup system to resize partitions. Not enough space on root. Newbie problems
#linux

2026-02-01 17:56:13 CET

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Exponential growth

2026-02-01 17:34:59 CET

Everyone still losing their minds? Just checking in.

2026-02-01 01:04:59 CET

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Hows that different than what people already do? Now at least it will be efficient.

2026-02-01 01:03:34 CET

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Did you see the agent name dread pirate v

2026-01-31 23:25:42 CET

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I believe in you Maria, scary but a smart move

2026-01-31 23:23:07 CET

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Tease

2026-01-31 23:15:45 CET

Isnt going down the fun part of a rollercoaster? Put your hands up and holler friends.

2026-01-31 03:15:38 CET

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That went without saying. Looking forward to the post

2026-01-30 22:21:09 CET

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#voyage

2026-01-30 04:33:57 CET

@npub1de6…q0sd what do your #stoopidlines say? you are the only TA poster i genuinely enjoy reading. no fear mongering,no pretentious twatery, no follow for more engagememt farming. just honest opinion and i respect that

2026-01-30 04:32:15 CET

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live under and stack within your means. if you cant pay your bills it will be a rough time.

2026-01-29 02:27:47 CET

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For a defensive outpost rock on, to carry more than 3 of those. Fuck off

2026-01-29 02:15:11 CET

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They take up more room in kit

2026-01-28 14:22:33 CET

Discovered a useful program for my growing ebook collection. #calibre helps import books create libraries and can even setup a library server. Be nice to have my books available anywhere if i need them or at least on my LAN.
https://calibre-ebook.com/
#foss
#opensource
#ebooks
#linux

2026-01-27 17:14:25 CET

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Isnt that what an alt npub is for?

2026-01-26 15:16:08 CET

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I recently found out (because of a forgotten autopay) that i still have a mcafee subscription from my pre linux days. Need to go open that partition and cancel it..

2026-01-26 13:48:53 CET

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There is a distro for everyone.

2026-01-26 03:14:00 CET

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spoken like a true capitalist. Bravo

2026-01-26 00:31:42 CET

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i think between Ben and the merchants he knows you have a very willing and interested group of users who can let you know their requirements. i'm just using my knowledge of who does what on this protocol to make introductions and bring together some great people. excuse me while i step back and let the people who do real stuff keep kicking ass.

2026-01-25 22:18:24 CET

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my idea is that leveraging lightning an invoice is sent with the correct expiration date. If paid by that date then you as the merchant can start fulfillment on your end. you already have your customers information so a secure way to pay and transmit receipts cut out other intermediaries who don't need to know who buys your wine.
or you and other merchants go in on a cashu mint for actual private payments but i need to learn more about ecash and mints to flesh that out. IDK if merchants should also be the money custodian. that's a lot of responsibility but i think you have put enough work into your brand/reputation that anyone who accused you a possibly rugpulling would face a public shaming unseen since medieval times.

2026-01-25 22:04:30 CET

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not to be a contrary cunt but is it possible that instead of the "don't spend your coin" mentality people are looking at their potential purchases and thinking i'd rather spend dollars, euros etc while they buy me x amount. the sats are worth more to them in storage than in the system. i say this as i used btc to buy a lifetime usage of simplelogin. for some spend and replace others may have what they have and aren't fully orange pilled yet.
Also strike is hitting my inbox hard on the BTC backed loans. no shade to Jack but i have no investments to back yet. leave me alone

2026-01-25 21:50:19 CET

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2 is 1 and 1 is none. stay strapped out there. Condition One

2026-01-25 21:49:30 CET

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contemplate the meaning of life and coalesce notions in the ether into a form the common man can grasp.

2026-01-25 21:48:13 CET

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one way to protect yourself against hellthreads

2026-01-25 21:20:47 CET

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This cartoon remembers, and never forgot.... stay free out there bee

2026-01-25 20:52:39 CET

#asknostr are there any existing subscription payment projects? I was pondering that @nprofile…8jsn #safebox could be a secure way to send invoices from merchants to npubs who subscribe to their products. @nprofile…kcuk anything to add to a wishlist?

2026-01-24 04:19:55 CET

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That is one of the theories.

2026-01-24 02:24:01 CET

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I think i still have some

2026-01-24 02:21:56 CET

Sometimes nostr can feel similar to amateur radio. Shut your mouth, take your hands of the key and just listen. You might learn something

2026-01-24 01:29:05 CET

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Modern solutions fixing Modern problems

2026-01-23 13:03:27 CET

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Yall already on the 6th one?! Damn time flies

2026-01-23 13:02:36 CET

Current obsession, learning about and tweaking hyprland. Btw...
#arch
#linux

2026-01-21 13:36:08 CET

I believe the technology has been created to make badass movie versions of William Gibsons books. The Sprawl trilogy would be amazing

2026-01-19 18:40:39 CET

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Thats not very shibby of them.

2026-01-16 22:28:08 CET

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Its a process, i have all of disney and xfiles being added due to requests

2026-01-16 15:06:28 CET

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Onboarding household to convert is my wall to climb.

2026-01-16 15:05:42 CET

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I am 100% onboard, teaching wife to adopt a "not as convenient" tech is my hurdle.

2026-01-16 03:54:51 CET

Both Prime & Hulu would not stream due to presence of a VPN....
Fuck i find new reasons to dislike the companies on the daily. If my login credentials are correct and the bill is paid then provide the service i have paid for. Full stop

2026-01-15 22:06:29 CET

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NextDNS is for the phone and adguard for the home. Until i decide to stop being lazy and build a semtinel for the house and a travel one for the bag

2026-01-15 21:23:43 CET

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wife goes, why isnt paramount working!? Well lets go see whats not being allowed to transmit. But after all the setup work it is boring. Infrastructure is in place and it just does its thing. I can focus on other stuff and do maintenance when my calendar alert pings

2026-01-15 20:12:36 CET

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Got it setup.... you werent kidding so much exhaust from those apps.

2026-01-15 03:14:14 CET

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US Gov
https://image.nostr.build/0dab046c22e0a6457dfc1c6fc8f88c51351da74d67f7e3b4f4fe819943289f44.gif

2026-01-13 16:15:29 CET

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Is Will trying to stress test his relay?

2026-01-13 00:36:28 CET

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Pesticides in bookoo amounts making Poison grapes