Janeishly

she/her. Writer and editor. French, Swedish/Norwegian/Danish to English (UK) translator. Manx European. Gamer (mainly 7 Days To Die, but also table top gaming). More than slightly obsessed with music (mainly #IDLES and #65daysofstatic). Trans rights are human rights. #translation #7DaysToDie #Gaelg #StreetPhotography #geocaching #Luddite #fedi22

Website: www.janeishly.com
We are all: Palestine Action
Gen AI?: Fuck no
Header image: "This snowflake's an avalanche": IDLES lyrics, calligraphy by StarSloth (npub17n7…llql)

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2026-08-24 12:35:05 CEST

RE: https://union.place/@lisagetspolitik/117147643826092225
Somebody on here was in Barcelona recently, about to visit Sagrada Familia, and I said "that building made me cry the instant I stepped through the door".
It just did it again, looking at this picture. I'm not sure if it's something in the architecture, the colours or what, but it just gets me right in the feels.
#note120m…3p53

2026-08-24 00:00:13 CEST

RE: https://social.wildeboer.net/@jwildeboer/117147043049620022
This must be devastating for these charities, but it's also yet another reminder that the cloud is just other people's computers, and they can unplug you whenever they like.
#note1dvz…lpl3

2026-08-18 01:12:23 CEST

Had a conversation - or perhaps I should say *the* conversation, the one that every translator is absolutely bloody sick of - the other day, and just remembered that I forgot one of the key things that AI gets wrong in translations.
Because as well as being unable to do consistency, changing names, producing flat, predictable (!) prose, being built on stolen human work and burning through the planet's resources, it can't do gender. It will far too often assume people are male, even if they've been mentioned in the previous sentence with a female name.
Is that "good enough" for you? Because it isn't for me.
#translation #NoAI

2026-08-17 09:00:04 CEST

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In what ways was IronFox giving you problems? It's always been fine for me (obviously that's just anecdotal, but what you describe as a whole sounds strange)

2026-08-11 06:18:36 CEST

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Translators could have warned developers that this would happen, but everyone's so busy going "LLMs are fantastic for translation, translators aren't needed any more" and refusing to listen when we point out how they fundamentally don't work on a really important level!

2026-07-30 13:58:40 CEST

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Says it all about what they think a book actually is.

2026-07-23 05:52:49 CEST

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Where did she get the fabric?!

2026-07-08 09:23:34 CEST

So no matter what happens in the future, no matter how long I live, I will never buy a car made later than 2025.
https://reclaimthenet.org/eu-mandates-driver-facing-cameras-in-new-cars-from-today

2026-07-06 18:10:09 CEST

I am absolutely fucking SICK of all the unpaid work required to simply exist in the techno-hell that is 2026. I've just spent half an hour trying to take a photograph of my passport that Wise.com will accept – to no avail. They now want me to do something involving live photographs of myself and my passport using my smartphone. JUST FUCK OFF.
Let's just let the money launderers do whatever they want, eh? Let the mysterious people who might want to pay my bills do so. Let the people who want to login to my IKEA account to use my 173 points do that too.
I reckon I'd save about a day a week if I didn't have to do this shit any more. And given that billionaires are screwing over society far more comprehensively than any "organised crime", I just don't give a shit. Let them take it. Let them all take all of it.
#eat_the_rich

2026-06-30 00:34:34 CEST

RE: https://mstdn.ca/@dbattistella/116835694160415651
Seriously, if the pope is talking more sense than most of our governments, we need a revolution.
#note1fwd…nh55

2026-06-29 15:51:03 CEST

Random question - do I know anyone on #LundUniversity teaching staff who'd like to rent a largeish house in the countryside between Kristianstad and Hörby? About 40 minutes' drive to campus, 30 minutes to the Åhus coast.

2026-06-10 08:55:10 CEST

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Reading this I went from "oh, another predatory man" to "ah, he's threatened Israel and the US, he's probably being framed".

2026-06-01 14:41:04 CEST

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I see a lot of #bloomscrolling posts, but this one really made me smile - such lovely light and colours!

2026-05-31 08:54:44 CEST

Amnesty International say generative AI should be banned as it violates human rights.
#noai #AmnestyInternational
https://www.amnesty.org/en/documents/pol40/0996/2026/en/

2026-05-29 10:12:13 CEST

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I mean, yes, but also why should people start making those difficult choices and admitting that it's them when unnecessary AI data centres are being planned (possibly not built, according to Ed Zitron) that will make our previous massive impact on the planet pale by comparison? It's difficult to feel like you should make the harder choice on an individual level when massive corporations and billionaires are trashing everything. How can we stop that? (Not a rhetorical question, it's one I think about every day.)

2026-05-29 09:47:27 CEST

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And this was the problem with the UK's membership - right from the very start the mainstream media treated Europe as a separate thing, not as something the UK was a member of. It was always "Europe says this" and "Europe does that", not "As Europeans we say this". You could see that when Brexit happened and groups like farmers and fishers who had voted Leave were suddenly astonished that they no longer got European funding. Because they'd never been European in their heads.

2026-05-20 12:01:40 CEST

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That's what you get if you crowsource your translations.

2026-04-17 00:42:34 CEST

So let me get this straight. Companies having replaced their human customer support staff with an AI chatbot (an insult to both their customers and employees in so many ways) can be forced to pay massively over the odds for said AI by people asking it to do things like "reverse a linked list in Python"?
I wonder what other examples could be used to do such a thing? Just so I can avoid doing it, obviously.
https://www.cio.com/article/4155404/ai-token-freeloaders-are-coming-for-your-customer-support-chatbot.html

2026-04-04 13:26:13 CEST

Yay! @npub1zq5…dlp2 have provided a URL where you can continue to use their "1996-style" search as your home page.
It's so nice to have a bit of colour and human interaction there. "Small Web" has already become a favourite after just a few days. So many great, mad, creative websites to browse!
https://kagi.com/?year=1996

2026-04-01 04:13:09 CEST

Because I'm terrible at marketing myself (or alternatively that I don't view tdov as an excuse to try to do business) I haven't even thought to talk today about a translation of mine that's just been published. But I'm really proud of this, and actually some of you might enjoy reading about Eva-Lisa, a Swedish transgender pioneer who played a really important role in establishing the LGBTQIA+ movement in Sweden. This bit is about her childhood but there are also a couple of fantastic photos of her as an adult.
https://swedishbookreview.org/eva-lisas-monument

2026-03-04 14:16:04 CET

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Ooh that's interesting. BankID is the only thing I HAVE to have on my phone.

2026-02-26 09:43:50 CET

Warning to anyone else with a #Swedbank account - my e-faktura payments this month haven't all been added automatically, and in some cases (E.ON!!!) the payee has disappeared completely. Needless to say, Swedbank haven't a clue about why and can't help fix it. But check your payments, otherwise you'll find you haven't paid half your bills.

2026-02-09 12:33:02 CET

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You can't. Even if you age check everyone using an online service, you still can't stop under-16s from using it. But you *can* gather lots of nice data from those older than 16, which you can then sell/leak, and which can then be used (as is happening in the US now) to target people the regime doesn't like.
None of this is about protecting the children, it's just an excuse that few people will argue against.
(Not saying I think social media is good for kids, it's not - it's bloody horrible for everyone, by and large.)

2026-01-21 12:27:36 CET

I live in a small town in Sweden. This morning I went out to my car (realising that I'd once again forgotten to lock the front door last night), drove along empty, wide roads to the nearest largeish town and parked in the brand new multistorey carpark by the railway station, where the first two hours' parking is free and the remainder of the time is very cheap.
I got out of the car without checking my surroundings, and as I leaned back in to get my bag out, I thought "In large parts of the world, I'd be asking to get mugged, or worse".
Then I walked along the clean, well-kept streets to the hospital, where I waited for less than 2 minutes for my mammography, which was completely free of charge.
This is Sweden. This is Europe. Why the FUCK are we trying to emulate, listening to, investing in or in any way having anything whatsoever to do with the utter insanity coming out of the USA?
And I don't just mean under the current, obviously barking, incumbent. I mean ever? They don't do things like we do. They don't believe in the same things that we do. This really is an us and a them situation, and we've been kidding ourselves for the last 80 years that they're like us.

2025-11-08 19:49:44 CET

This is a really really long shot, but is there anyone out there who works at Talkmobile in the UK and can sort out a fuckup with my sister's mobile phone subscriptions subsequent to her husband's sudden death? She has cancer, she has kids, and as you can imagine, she really doesn't want to be spending hours and hours on the phone/chat trying to get the company to JUST DO ITS JOB.
#Talkmobile

2025-08-06 00:33:13 CEST

Felt cute. Not only am I damned well not going to delete it later, I'm going to use it for all my profile pics from now on!
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/114/978/526/385/930/371/original/4280a5951be9d5ce.jpg

2025-08-01 15:29:09 CEST

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But what about those of us not living in the US? Are there any relevant equivalents to the EFF and the EFA?

2025-07-29 00:10:35 CEST

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Well now I'm wondering if I've missed you already (we're about two-thirds of the way through it). Also, I'd slice your legs off, and my friend would drop kick you into burning oil or make you explode in some fashion. Unless it's close quarters, obviously, in which case it might well be a shotgun to the vocal cords, sexy or not!

2025-07-28 16:53:47 CEST

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Hey, I'm playing that at the moment (on the rare occasions when my mate and I both have time - it's taking a while)

2025-07-25 09:25:37 CEST

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Translation is only a valid use case if you don't much care about the end result and aren't bothered about your users knowing that.

2025-07-24 09:50:56 CEST

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"Can we save money with this?"
"Yes, but it will potentially fuck up the entire corporation's brand image."
"Yeah, but can we save money?"
"Not very much compared to the brand image."
"Fuckit, save the money, it'll be fine."

2025-07-10 21:26:44 CEST

This is fucking amazing, poetic, angry, real political stuff about why Ireland sees Palestine. (transcript below)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vwP_EqZGNg

2025-06-30 08:08:45 CEST

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None of the "your data will be completely safe, honest" stuff sounds terribly reassuring, especially the bit where one of the check methods is "give us your email address and we'll ferret around and see what else you're signed up to".

2025-06-27 23:21:20 CEST

Looking for a human translator to convey your human words to a human audience? Maybe that's me!
I translate from Swedish, French, Norwegian and Danish into English (mainly UK but US possible depending on the text - I also work with a USian translator as a team where required). I'm a full Member of the Institute of Translation and Interpreting for both Swedish and French.
I'm also an Intermediate Member of the Chartered Institute of Editing and Proofreading – in other words, I offer proofreading/editing/copyediting services too.
Oh, and copywriting!
I work on everything from press releases through sustainability reports to novels. Particularly fond of archaeology/history (got to get use from my MA somehow) and personal development, but really I'm interested in almost everything and translation allows me to be a nerd about all kinds of things.
The subjects I *don't* do are legal, financial and medical.
#comissionsopen
#getfedihired
#translation
#copywriting
#proofreading
#editing
#archaeology
#PersonalDevelopment
I feel like this needs a pic, so here are two of my three cats looking comfy (if a bit warm).
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/114/757/412/878/355/573/original/9da3ca9d3caa6544.jpg

2025-06-11 18:31:11 CEST

I'm really loving how Mastodon has become a refuge for all the grizzled seafarers on the ocean of the internet. They pop up in my feed and their bios all say something like
"I've been online for longer than the internet. I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. 56k modems on fire in the light of Usenet. I watched IRC forks glitter in the dark near the Gateway 3000. All those moments will be lost in slop, like tears in rain. Time to deshittify."
From my original profile:
https://mastodonapp.uk/@Janeishly/114235187781140336