Your Occasionally Friendly Neighborhood White Nationalist. Actually hiding my Power Level. Nintendo and anime fan. Deus vult Atheist. Lover of memes and quality lewds. Gross, abusive troll, and horrifically cruel. Blocked by 60 people in a single day, more than a thousand total blocks. Not a girl, and neither are MtF trannies. Not American. Blocked on Gab by failed beekeeper Andrew Torba. Fuck your pronouns, fuck Sony and fuck Jewkraine. Pyra is Best Girl.
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Last Notes npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior Karl Jobst also went "Fuck lawyers, I don't want to constantly have to watch what I say!" while paying said lawyers 600K US dollars *and* supporting laws against "hate speech".
Clearly a Very Stable Genius. npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior You R Nigger :pyra_judgesyou: npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior It will NOT be okay with you gone, it will be BETTER! npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior @npub194n…8sk0 Suicidal tranny on the loose! #note1l6h…09gk npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior No, if he is a tranny then he IS a sicko. npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior https://s3.poster.place/drc/2905467bed5bbdf77660503995282c325f0cff8e0503bb2d208a412cb24849b2.mp4 npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior @npub194n…8sk0 >I am crying so I can't CW this properly https://s3.poster.place/drc/ea5a0c60affd8a5979b93cbc442b21cb6d4b9417f1af667ee3f0bb40eabb25a8.png #note130s…7k6m npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior Answered this here:
https://detroitriotcity.com/notice/AtCUJyUB3f4yHTTZJI npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior They might already have fixed it, my Skyward Sword Joy Cons are almost 4 years old now, have gone through very intensive usage, and still don't drift. I've had several previous pairs of Joy Cons before that weren't half as durable. I might just have been lucky with that pair, or things might really have improved. npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior It's sold out everywhere in the UK, which isn't even a particularly strong market for Nintendo, and new stock shipments all get snapped up quickly, so you'll probably want to preorder reasonably early. npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior Sounds like Nintendo for the most part bent the knee and is giving Trump the tariff W :trump: npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior So Karl Jobst apparently racked up 600K dollars in legal fees in order to achieve the worst possible outcome at his trial. As one JewTube lawyer says, he would have been better off hiring Donkey Kong as his lawyer.
The question is now whether Jobst is actually this retarded, or whether he maliciously ran up his lawyer costs on purpose simply because he was sure he would win, and wanted to financially harm Billy Mitchell (who Jobst thought would be forced to pay his legal fees) as much as possible. npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior Burn in hell, tranny dog-fucker. https://s3.poster.place/drc/59335b0cc7a240535f7dc3a28c39282b27c61477defea7fb1ee71eb5cad10953.png npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior These are the guys always telling us that unelected judges should be able to prevent Trump from carrying out his campaign promises, because Rule of Law (just not immigration law!). npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior I can't believe you guys pussed out and didn't Collapse-Max and Misery-Max, you just know that Venezuela is gonna turn into a National Socialist paradise any day now. npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior You got all that Thicc Peach hype because of her Ass Attack in Smash Bros, only for Odyssey to reveal that Peach basically has the curves of a scrawny 13 year old.
Rosalina and Pauline are so much better that it's not even funny. npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior Mario Kart World is gonna cause us to receive a lot of good new fanart of the Mario girls, what with all their new outfits. Sure, I guess most of those outfits were already found in that stupid mobile game, but now that they're in an actual video game that people care about, it will obviously be a whole different story. :peachlove: npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior Oh yes, we should definitely be taking in more people who have apparently succeeded in so thoroughly ruining their own countries. npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior At this point I can easily gen anime girl lewds that are better than like 95% of the stuff I see on places like Gelbooru. Yes, flaws and imperfections remain, and yes, the actually good artists are still far preferable, but there are a whole bunch of hacks and freaks with shit tastes who have every reason to fear AI, and that's a good thing. https://s3.poster.place/drc/64467706ece20a6a58a376e68588c409104bbd5838a6c2035465e2e8c5a38480.png npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior I can kinda understand Jobst acting so irrationally and unhinged after this defeat, imagine being so completely, utterly destroyed and humiliated by the one man in the whole entire world that you hate the most, I guess we should be grateful that he hasn't offed his whole family along with himself. npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior I distinctly recall PlayStation games on average being 10 bucks cheaper (at the time) than N64 games, not sure if that's accurate tho. npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior He deserved to lose just because of how fucking self-righteous he was being about a nigga cheating at Donkey Kong. npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior If tons of people are going "WTF, I thought you were being sued for calling Billy a cheater, not for accusing him of driving Apollo to suicide!" you demonstrably did a shit job at communicating what the case was about, it's undeniable, stop even trying to defend it. And that's assuming Karl Jobst wasn't misleading people on purpose, which would be a VERY charitable interpretation. npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior As an oldfag, I can confirm that the prices of N64 games were insane, adjusting for inflation.
People are also talking about BotW now being a 90 dollar game on the Switch 2 (with all the DLC), as if Smash Bros. Ultimate wasn't a 120 dollar game when you factored in all of its Paid DLC.
I'm never been one who considered (good) video games remotely overpriced, certainly not compared to any other form of entertainment media - I just don't really talk or argue about it because hey, why would I fight against getting cheaper games? I believe in taking my own side, and I'm a video game consumer, not a video game maker, so do the math.
That said, I've certainly never committed myself to refusing to pay 80 bucks for a game if it's actually good, nor would I ever even entertain that idea. And I'm hardly outraged about a premium portable console that's apparently stronger than the PS4 and actually has games being priced 449 dollars, when Soyny sold a glorified doorstop for 499 and people acted like that was reasonable.
As someone with a full-time job, money saved up, and who only really splurges on vidya, the Switch 2 is a total no-brainer day 1 purchase, given just how well the Switch 1 has served me. Either it won't drop in price, in which case delaying the purchase won't achieve anything, or it WILL get an early price drop, in which case I'll almost certainly get a bunch of nifty Ambassador rewards for buying it early, like I got when the 3DS got its early price drop (I didn't even get that one at launch, just when Ocarina of Time 3D dropped). npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior Didn't he raise 200K dollars based on deceiving and misleading his audience like that? npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior I don't normally think wives should be allowed to divorce their husbands, but this is one rare case where it would be justified npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior Lol: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/karl-jobst-karljobst-faq_god-simthreat-approachhernow-com.216558/ npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior I'm watching their stream on the lawsuit now. Karl Jobst apparently supports laws against hate speech, so I unironically want him to die a miserable death. npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior The fascists were far preferable to the commies during WW2 as well, Patton had it right. npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior Killing subversive subhumans and killing the people who build and maintain civilization is not remotely comparable. npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior They're not fascist, they're communists, which is infinitely worse. npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior The GamerGate fake news was just so shameless and blatant (Wikipedia deemed that ONLY those condemning GamerGate as a misogynistic hate campaign were credible sources), you had 6 gorillion outlets all saying the same thing, but once you examined things more closely it was easy to see that they based all their claims on nothing but fabrications and falsehoods, while completely ignoring all information conflicting with the Narrative. npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior See some of my earlier posts, mainly this one:
https://detroitriotcity.com/notice/AtC12eh4Ug9XIrtdYG npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior One of the Kino Casino duo. npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior "Billy Mitchell is DarkSydePhil, if Phil actually had talent, charisma, success and money".
Surprised @Rasterman never responded to this DSP slander :DSP: npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior Also finally watched that The King of Kong documentary, and while Billy Mitchell certainly does come across as a villain, exploiting his position in the competitive gaming Establishment to keep up-and-coming players down, part of me actually understands why Twin Galaxies was so protective of him: dude is handsome and charismatic, a family man and a functioning member society. Comparing him to the ghouls, goblins, fags and trannies who dominate today's speedrunning community, and it's easy for me to see why the head honchos would want someone like Billy Mitchell to remain the face of competitive gaming, even to the point of employing blatant double standards to allow him to stay on top.
Steve Wiebe is obviously the infinitely more sympathetic competitor tho. https://s3.poster.place/drc/ad4d2d6c2eff3b19b21e796a67faf607fbaa4b558b93737e7b6c82fb657ec8c5.png #note1f9u…70gp npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior Finally got around to checking in on the Karl Jobst - Billy Mitchell situation, and holy shit, Jobst is a fucking retard! He absolutely deserved to get raped in court and have his life ruined, the insufferably arrogant, self-righteous prick. Newsflash, you fucking sperg - Normalfags don't care about some dude cheating at Donkey Kong! They DO however care about you falsely accusing a guy of driving another person to suicide.
It doesn't matter if you originally made that statement because you were yourself misinformed (meaning that you failed to do the proper research and irresponsibly put out an incredibly inflammatory narrative), that's the kind of mistake you can only atone for by putting out a MAJOR apology video, do some good, old-fashioned groveling at Billy Mitchell's feet, and hand over any money that video earned you.
Nah, fuck Karl Jobst, he deserved what he got. npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior Who is this even supposed to appeal to? iDubbbz has burned bridges with his old fanbase to such an extent that it would make Ethan Ralph proud. npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior HEIL VICTORY! https://s3.poster.place/drc/21b18aca816615f679f10650f4cd29d07a5168d2be51e64a29ff2a32eaf065be.jpg npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior HEIL HITLER NIGGA! npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior Oh, I don't think Wu has meaningfully changed his views or goals at all, just his tactics. He doesn't oppose the Cultural Marxist agenda, he just wants leftists to return to the days of sneaky subversion and successful frog-boiling, rather than loudly telling Normies that "We're Coming For Your Children". https://s3.poster.place/drc/323eececb50f63a88d7de368b1ef48c7b4ec795ae2e65326eb49a7ced0db9920.png npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior They posted it on Fedi too, and managed to make even leftist Eurocucks sound like Super Hitler:
https://detroitriotcity.com/notice/AssIkSnKNJEddw7hjc npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior @[email protected] What say you Fedi, which was the greater tragedy? npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior Fucking BASED npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior I guess John Flynt was always pretty savvy like that - remember, he never came out as a tranny during GamerGate, he pretended to be an actual woman because he knew that nobody really cares about trannyfags being hawassed, white knights want pussy for their efforts, not infected axe wounds. npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior Wonder how many angry videos about this we will get from the JewTubers who milked the Switch 2 pricing outrage for all it was worth. npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior It was always bad npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior You're missing a :cockroach : there. npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior will tell you that this is a good thing. npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior Ardainian got genuinely pissed at one point, during the last Best Vidya Girl Contest.
At least Pyra still made the semifinals :pyra4: npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior @Rasterman VTuber bros, this is the kind of hate speech my Waifu gets subjected to every day by this hooligan. https://s3.poster.place/drc/6f64bd5890c190caf8dd2888ab1f51ce4593ac34822e7b1a8742d5631306efc9.jpg #note1r6d…c9df npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior Who knew that pandering to a tiny group of evil and hideous degenerates, and pushing pro-Groomer propaganda wouldn't go over well with normal people. npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior So your vote is "kike nepotism" as well, huh? :merchant_rat: npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior >DON'T YOU DARE UPLOAD MY PICS faggot
>Bluesky account
Yeah, that makes sense. https://s3.poster.place/drc/1d19d2aac19a6467c839855107353842cc5655c1d7afeefa639157af4f92dbc0.png npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior @[email protected] Okay, fess up - who here was it who pumped his gallons into Gura? :gura_smug: #note10he…l4kz npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior I regret to inform you that Nicole the Spammer has returned. npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior The main campaign is where it's at with Luigi's Mansion 3, though there is an online co-op multiplayer, dunno how active it is nowadays tho. npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior Nobody's gonna tell me that this is an accident, rather than an act of malice. https://s3.poster.place/drc/e915e0df50968ef87e0dd5a7c8b7ccadcfdbb65e5cab4154b8c5ccc885491ddf.png npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior Luigi's Mansion 3 is reasonably short, though a fair bit longer than something like Metroid Dread. npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior New Clussy? npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior You haven't played Luigi's Mansion 3 yet?? npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior Shy Guys walking all over the permissive Nordic Toads, the Terrorist Toads would never have put up with this. npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior https://s3.poster.place/drc/596c547f7fb8b426093caa4be49e3f73d0977febe13d62c99bc83b2e24d1299c.jpg https://s3.poster.place/drc/9251c7e9a81dbe7e6ea5109e6c403f15981d019aaa884d7d189ec07470c99bde.png npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior They literally make their site broken on purpose and then demand that you pay them in order to not having to deal with the bullshit. npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior >the guy telling you that your Waifu is shit is CIA
Wait a cotton picking minute, here on Fedi that guy is YOU! https://s3.poster.place/drc/6e8840e354693e4e72563f8efa96c32474bce21330ff11c479a6fb07746f45dc.png npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior 4chan has been absolutely dogshit for so long, borderline unusable in terms of functionality, and infested with the kind of fags who condemn usage of the nigger word, report Loli, and complain about "stolen" art being shared. npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior God wasn't on top of his naming game that day, it's another Anthony Weiner situation. npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior On that note, what the hell is gonna happen to video game Ellie's design for The Last of Us 3? Ellen Page already resented the character for ripping off her likeness prior to trooning out, now vidya Ellie must REALLY trigger her, unless she gets hit with the ugly stick, HARD. #note1xc5…eup7 npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior Holy shit, I forgot just how bad Bella Ramsey really looks, I kinda figured some of those photos were edited - but no, she really does 100% look like she has Down syndrome.
Oh well, it's what the remaining fans of The Last of Us and Ellie deserve. https://s3.poster.place/drc/81e45e8c2ae485dbfff11c19ff386d0f380e378d595c2988a91e1165c6feea6a.png npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior @npub1hp2…wqk2 The pedo nigger is of course anti-White as well. #note1zgn…kjf0 npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior @npub1hp2…wqk2 Fedi has taught me that most anti-spanking activists are just pedophiles out to undermine parental authority. #note158x…4gte npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior Women unironically don't get raped nearly enough in modern fiction. npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior What a fucking faggot. npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior I did not expect you to be capable of one-shotting that level, no. Then again, an IRL friend of mine to this day has no idea how you pulled off you WR time on one of my Bouncing on Bowser's Baddies levels in MM2, so maybe you're just that guy. :mario_dab: npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior Autism :autism_hat: npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior It's canon, but something of a spinoff. npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior I beat Wonder's final level twice, the invisibility portion just happened to be one I struggled with in general, that's all :loli_deathstare:
If anything I expected Wonder to be easier, given how the Mario Maker level stats revealed most 2D Mario players to be dogshit at the game. npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior Boohoo nigga npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior >Metroid Prime VS Federation Force is a tossup
There are some things you don't joke about :awoo_gun: npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior Pretty sure I beat all the secret levels, yeah. I'm pretty good at 2D platformers. npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior Kirby games are typically easy, but can have a challenging post-game/100% completion conditions. My favorite 2D Kirby is Planet Robobot on the 3DS. npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YV-MRCRIwqY npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior Alyssa Mercante's cope and seethe session about the failure of sheboon simulator South of Midnight literally had me doing the Frank Hassle Joker laugh - this dumb bitch literally goes "this game is ART, you can't criticize art for not being fun!", and she deadass cites game journos in general and Kotaku in particular to "prove" that the game is good - in a video supposedly addressed to the Chuds! :laughingatyou: npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior GRAB npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior ...if you can afford a Switch 2 in time for Metroid Prime 4 then I guess Milei truly is a miracle worker :milei_smug:
PS: Play Metroid Prime Remastered already you fucking NIGGER npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior I own Tropical Freeze on both the Wii U and the Switch. Excellent game, but since the Switch version is barely even improved over the Wii U original, I didn't feel it met my "defined the Switch and was defined by the Switch" criteria for inclusion. All the Wii U ports I included on my list boasted significant improvements on the Switch. npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior Star Allies isn't all that great, tho I guess with all the free DLC it received after I was already done with it the game is a significantly more solid Kirby experience nowadays. npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior @npub1s2q…66yn AYO WHAT THE FUCK!? npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior BTW @Rasterman, you might have missed this post since I put it up during your latest Fedi hiatus. npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior "Imagine there's no heaven" - this however makes all the sense in the world for someone like John Lennon (even if the woman-beating IS pretty Based). npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior @Rasterman This also reminds me of a certain comparison Digital Foundry did recently. Now, being completely uninterested in everything Xbox, I assumed Halo Infinite had been an Xbox One launch game, which would make Xenoblade X's superior draw distance somewhat conceivable, if still a ridiculous feat - but Nope! Late 2021 release baby!
343 Industries must be absolute trash. https://s3.poster.place/drc/3b2077bad5f03bac17b29db95e9926d1744a09bde0aa380aafd74597f87cb67e.png #note1sr2…fr5p npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior Gee, I wonder why Marathon looks like shit...
https://detroitriotcity.com/notice/At202Ql0HmZpMFnJ7Q
https://detroitriotcity.com/notice/At1kLBl0g41XNdOi36 npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior Been a while since I watched the video, but I recall it going into end-game Spoilers towards the end. The first parts of the video should be fine (though he will obviously be providing concrete examples of poz from the game and explain the in-game context), and he might even have provided Spoiler warnings at appropriate points, though I can't guarantee that. npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior Never played it, but this is a really good takedown of the game's politics:
https://odysee.com/@AmericanKroganArchives:1/RDR2:e
Based on this video, it would at best be a +1/-3 on my Based Morality Scale (the +1 only being due to the game occasionally depicting historically accurate attitudes towards women and minorities without immediately virtue signaling against them), so pozzed to the extent that I'd say it's a dealbreaker, yeah. npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior Either they're faithful to that godawful game and enrage the TV series fanbase, or they diverge from the TLOU2 game's story and piss of that game's apologists. npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior On that note - how about a Todd Howard emoji @admin? https://cdn1.poster.place/drc/f450789aa8d6b32ce4451a286c153a2de814d51f0d786adedbc3429450f360d7.png https://cdn1.poster.place/drc/03cd4cb5f3ec60f4acaa524a7952038b602cfa9be58f27c9b200d19f62277df6.png npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior :Nintendo_Switch: (20 - 16) :Nintendo_Switch:
20) Pikmin 4 (https://varishangout.com/index.php?threads/pikmin-4-writeup.2890/)
However, in the end it was Pikmin 4 that actually ended up making it into my Top 20. Sure, after getting more into the Pikmin series, some of 4’s Casual-friendly changes seem a lot more egregious (forced auto-aiming, really nigga? All enemies you kill in the overworld permanently staying dead, are you for real right now?), but this was still THE Pikmin game that truly sold me on the series, which cannot be discounted.
Ultimately, this is a tremendously enjoyable, rich and varied Pikmin experience, boasting an unusual amount of content, and it’s a feast for the eyes to boot. And while this doesn’t strictly apply to Pikmin 4, I gotta point out that it’s just SO nice to have every single Pikmin game available on the Switch. There only a single other Nintendo series I can think of that enjoys similarly perfect Switch representation, but games from that series will only start showing up later on this list – much, MUCH later.
Based Morality Score: -2
19) Luigi’s Mansion 3 (https://varishangout.com/index.php?threads/christi-juniors-mini-writeups.2842/#post-32646)
While deciding on my favorite Pikmin game is somewhat tough, there’s no doubt in my mind about what the best Luigi’s Mansion game is. Luigi’s Mansion 3 preserves all of Luigi Mansion 2’s very real improvements on the first game (more and better puzzles, much greater environmental variety, the much lengthier adventure, the online multiplayer etc), while fixing most problems people had with that game (say goodbye to the restrictive mission structure, say hello to more unique boss ghosts and the return of one, single big mansion to explore). Additionally, it adds a number of inspired new ideas of its own, as well as arguably the best graphics available on the Switch.
My issues with Luigi’s Mansion 3 are generally minor nitpicks: the rewards for collecting a lot of treasure are underwhelming, there’s some Filler here and there to pad out the main campaign, and the final couple of boss battles aren’t as epic or memorable as I would have liked. Besides that, this is an extremely high-quality and polished game. Seriously, we need to Free Luigi, and hopefully we’ll get a lot more Luigi’s Mansion action in the future!
Based Morality Score: Neutral
18) Astral Chain
Yes, this is STILL a Switch exclusive, after all these years, and thereby becomes the only true 3rd party game on this list. Knowing Platinum’s track record with action games, I was really excited for Astral Chain from the moment it was first announced, and it definitely lived up to the hype. While I’m still in two minds about the investigation- and exploration aspects of the game, the combat system is absolutely superb, and boasting such depth that I found my second playthrough even more fun than my first simply because I by then had a much better grasp on the combat – and there’s an extensive combat-focused postgame available for those who don’t really require any kind of story content to maintain their interest in the game.
That said, Astral’s Chain’s actual story is fairly interesting, and its dystopian sci fi setting is really cool. The game also looks quite nice, and boasts a great soundtrack. I’m not sure whether I’d actually rank it above the likes of Bayonetta 1 and 2, but Astral Chain is nevertheless a splendid action game that I strongly recommend.
Based Morality Score: -1
17) Kirby and the Forgotten Land
While Kirby and the Forgotten Land might not represent the single best 3D transition that we’ve witness throughout gaming history, it probably IS the single most seamless and natural-feeling one. Seriously, playing this game it’s absolutely baffling that this is Kirby’s 3D debut, because everything already feels perfectly calibrated for an optimal 3D platforming experience, with all the right kind of tweaks and adjustments having been made to Kirby’s movement. Moreover, the game doesn’t simply rely on its leap into 3D to generate excitement, as its post-apocalyptic world is one of the most interesting Kirby settings yet, and perfectly congruent with the Kirby tradition of a bright and cheery exterior hiding some genuinely dark and unsettling lore.
Wisely, Forgotten Land eschews any semblance of open world level design (which would naturally lead to inevitably unfavorable comparisons with Mario Odyssey), instead opting for much simpler and linear (yet very well-designed) levels that feel like classic Kirby. The game plays great, looks stunning and boasts a typically terrific Kirby soundtrack, and while the startlingly low number of transformations is a major disappointment, the excellent upgrade system, as well as the new Mouthful Mode, does largely make up for it. Additionally, while Forgotten Land doesn’t include nearly as much content as Mario Odyssey, it still boasts respectable longevity compared to most other 3D platformers, especially if you go for hundred percent. Out of all the Kirby games I’ve played, only Planet Robobot even comes close to this gem – speaking of which, a 3D remake of Planet Robobot that plays like Forgotten Land would be fucking sick!
Based Morality Score: Neutral
16) Metroid Dread (https://varishangout.com/index.php?threads/christi-juniors-mini-writeups.2842/#post-32877)
We had to wait almost 20 years for the true sequel to Metroid Fusion, but in the end the 5th mainline Metroid (the Prime games are essentially just spinoffs) proved a rousing success, showing everyone that 2D Metroid has a bright future and is more than capable of standing out in an increasingly crowded field of Metroidvanias. It’s more than just the usual Nintendo polish and attention to detail that makes Dread so exceptional – the game might just boast the best controls of ANY 2D game that I have played, and some of the best ever 2D boss fights as well – the final boss especially being insanely awesome.
On that note, please ignore any idiot game journalist whining about Metroid Dream being “too hard” – the difficulty is absolutely perfect, tough but fair, and really, when you’re playing a game literally called DREAD, you *should* expect some challenge. David Jaffe, it’s not Metroid Dread that sucks – YOU suck!
Paying homage to past Metroid titles (especially Metroid 2 and Fusion) in so many thoughtful ways, while at the same time establishing a strong identity of its own, Dread is almost every step of the way an exemplary sequel. The one major blemish is the forgettable and underwhelming soundtrack – perhaps the most shocking musical underperformance in a game since Castlevania: Harmony of Dissonance. It’s also not nearly as open as something like Super Metroid – but it makes up for this by giving Samus her probably coolest moveset to date, and hundred percenting the game requires you to pull of some difficult, yet supremely satisfying Speed Booster puzzles. Ultimately, Dread is right up there with the legendary Metroid 3 as one of the truly elite 2D Metroid games.
Based Morality Score: Neutral npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior :Nintendo_Switch: CHRISTI JUNIOR'S TOP 30 NINTENDO SWITCH GAMES! :Nintendo_Switch:
Link to the Varis thread here for a cleaner layout: https://varishangout.com/index.php?threads/christi-juniors-top-30-nintendo-switch-games.2893/
With the Nintendo Switch 2 now having been fully unveiled, and in fact only being 2 months away, I thought it was time to pay tribute to the original Switch (not calling it Switch 1 just yet) by going over my Top 30 games for the console. But first, some ground rules:
1) Switch exclusives/Switch definitive editions ONLY – while the Switch has actually enjoyed surprisingly good 3rd party support (the best for a Nintendo console since the SNES), I want this list to be reserved for games that have both come to define the Switch, and have themselves become defined by the Switch. So ultimately, this list will only contain Switch exclusives and games whose indisputably best versions are Switch-exclusive. I do this partly because it just makes sense to me, and partly to make this less of an absolute monster, because WITH multiplatform 3rd party games that I have played on the Switch, I might have been forced to bust out a Top 50, or a Top 60 list.
But just for the record, here are some of my favorite 3rd party Switch games: Dragon Quest XI, Final Fantasy VII, Ys VIII, Okami HD, Persona 5 Royal, Witcher 3, 13 Sentinels: Aegis Rim, Disgaea 5, Danganronpa Decadence, Portal: Companion Collection, Nier: Automata, Skyrim, Tales of Vesperia, Rayman Legends, Bug Fables, Dead Cells and SteamWorld Dig 2.
It’s not *only* 3rd party games being affected by my rule tho: Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze is a superb 2D platformer that would be a Top 15 contender, but the Switch version of the game is barely even an improvement over the (cheaper) Wii U original, so I don’t think said Switch version deserves to qualify. The ports, remasters and remakes that HAVE qualified all represent much more substantial improvements, though in different ways.
2) Only games that I’ve completed are on this list – and in the case of multiplatform games that I’ve played before, I still need to have completed the Switch version of it. So no Xenoblade Chronicles X: Definitive Edition, which I’m “only” 60 hours into so far – which also spares me having to argue about whether or not this version is ACTUALLY superior to the uncensored Japanese Xenoblade X on the Wii U. Of course, people who know me can probably figure out that even without X, the Xenoblade series will still show up in force on this list.
Other games that might have made the Top 30 if I had finished them in time are Bayonetta 3, Mario + Rabbids Sparks of Hope, Paper Mario: The Origami King, Super Mario RPG and Mario & Luigi: Brothership – tho the only one I’m absolutely confident in making the list is Bayo 3.
3) Paid DLC is not being considered when judging the game – in this context I consider Paid DLC to be somewhat akin to performance enhancing drugs, and won’t be allowing it to influence the rankings. While this didn’t end up having a massive impact overall, #23 on the list WOULD have made the Top 20 if its Paid DLC was included, and #3 and #4 would have swapped places. Ultimately tho, I prefer the way this list looks with the No Paid DLC rule in place.
Other bits of useful info: I will be posting each game’s Based Morality Score to give you an idea of how it stacks up in terms of Culture War/Poz, but I won’t necessarily elaborate on my rating, so feel free to ask about my reasoning for specific games if you’re curious.
In the cases where I’ve already done writeups of the games in question, I will be linking to said writeups. Why not have all the games I’ve already written about just be represented by the links to the main writeup? Because it’d be lazy, because it would lead to a very inconsistent-looking thread, and because I think there’s still real value in having a mini-review to go along with my much more in-depth writeup. It’s also a nice little personal challenge.
Now, my main Honorable Mention:
31) WarioWare: Get It Together! (https://varishangout.com/index.php?threads/christi-juniors-mini-writeups.2842/#post-32213)
As much as I wish Nintendo would give WarioWare a break and instead show the Wario Land series some love (there was NO good reason to give us WarioWare: Move It! instead of Wario Land 6, come on now…), Get It Together was actually a damn fine entry in the series. This game’s big change to the core formula, namely making the WarioWare cast actively participate in their own micro-games, was in my opinion wholly successful, and really helped this game get the most out of its wacky characters and setting. And even apart from that, this is a super solid WarioWare game: the micro-games are suitably varied and nutty, chasing high scores is fittingly addictive, the presentation is slick, and overall this is easily the most fun I’ve had with WarioWare since Mega Microgame$! on the GBA, aka the very first game in the series.
Based Morality Score: Neutral
Other honorable mentions: Kirby's Return to Dream Land Deluxe, Yoshi’s Crafted World and ARMS.
DISHONORABLE mentions: Pokemon Sword/Shield, fuck this game, for real. In fact, ALL the mainline Pokemon Switch games belong here, even without having played them I’m confident in this judgement: Let's Go, Pikachu and Eevee was unbelievably unnecessary and shamefully dumbed down, Brilliant Diamond/Shining Pearl was hideous and actively worse than 2008’s Pokemon Platinum, and Scarlet/Violet was borderline unplayable.
And with that out of the way, it’s time to begin our main event! I will be starting with #30, and work my way up to the top from there. https://cdn1.poster.place/drc/132eeb83b7f86a544b27c4d9d5cc691a4d7e2360d9d322f026d981ca84e3c60c.jpg npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior Pretty sure I'm way more trannyphobic than Grummz https://cdn1.poster.place/drc/b5d161a191c3c91421e2cead4418d70f208df6b56232d402699f33c3882e0fcd.png npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior Is it just me, or was the DS remake of Final Fantasy IV way more impressive and ambitious than any Squeenix remake that has come out these last 5 years?
HD-2D is fucking cancer...