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. . . in their cars, their hospices, choking on the floor of their restaurants, falling from their windows — same as the rest us . . . they're not going anywhere . . .

2026-06-15 02:32:26 UTC

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just a joke about you chatting with your sex bots . . .

2026-05-21 03:40:26 UTC

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I don't know, I see it says skim, I usually just skim everything, I'll pick that . . . don't want to know what the other choices are anyway . . .

2026-05-17 22:54:54 UTC

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". . . EJACULATE . . ."

2026-03-09 01:47:12 UTC

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putting out the fire . . .

2026-03-08 03:26:32 UTC

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that's my daily affirmation . . .

2026-02-27 20:28:34 UTC

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an old-timey drone, maybe . . . from before drones learned to fly . . .

2026-02-11 22:23:54 UTC

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wow, that gives me an idea . . . but my wife is gonna hate it . . .

2026-02-06 20:38:02 UTC

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so dog trots away happily dishonored while you pick up shit, vindicated . . .

2026-01-25 00:56:09 UTC

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it's white and it sticks to the back of your teeth . . . better off not knowing . . .

2026-01-23 12:14:55 UTC

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yes, surprisingly simple to please us . . .

2026-01-13 03:10:06 UTC

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yeah, I was a toddler a couple of years ago . . . pretty embarrassing . . .

2026-01-13 02:04:16 UTC

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if it hasn't been punched I'm uninterested . . .

2026-01-13 01:13:39 UTC

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jesus h christ . . .

2025-12-24 23:41:51 UTC

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2025-12-24 21:55:13 UTC

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. . . would you believe just one?

2025-12-23 22:58:11 UTC

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she better keep it down, I know a nun who's the wife of jesus christ . . .

2025-12-21 19:58:36 UTC

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but . . . what if it would just stay there . . .

2025-12-20 21:56:38 UTC

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well, my step-mom, fer sure . . .

2025-12-18 19:37:24 UTC

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it's nice she got rid of that mustache . . .

2025-12-18 01:12:18 UTC

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still boxed up . . .

2025-12-15 23:02:30 UTC

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yard shitting . . .
those were the days . . .

2025-12-15 19:37:15 UTC

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damn, I thought he was back . . .

2025-12-14 02:32:36 UTC

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. . . we'll see when that box is open . . .

2025-12-12 15:13:11 UTC

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I saw this pic from the bottom while scrolling up, and before I got to your name, I though, "that looks like an Alice photo."

2025-12-02 18:27:14 UTC

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a ring of fire, hopefully . . .

2025-11-29 04:25:27 UTC

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if anyone asks, I'm watching porn, they don't need to know I'm on masto . . .

2025-11-26 23:53:06 UTC

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you'll eventually be prosecuted if you choose ICE . . .

2025-11-25 03:57:14 UTC

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it's a good toot, I was just playing an alternative . . .

2025-11-24 23:31:45 UTC

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well . . . you know . . . to each their own . . .

2025-11-24 00:31:23 UTC

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yeah, that makes ¢s . . .

2025-11-07 21:30:06 UTC

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there you go, one can't use jizz for tanning, can one . . .

2025-11-07 21:07:18 UTC

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2025-11-07 21:03:14 UTC

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Yeah, he was a damn fool. The porn is worth a fortune, the jizz . . . nothing.

2025-11-05 21:13:45 UTC

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He deserved the honor . . .

2025-11-03 02:40:57 UTC

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yeah, maybe I would too . . .

2025-11-02 02:49:29 UTC

No Nut, Not Ever . . .

2025-10-27 13:28:00 UTC

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it's also on pixelfed
https://mstdn.tokyocameraclub.com/users/tokyocameraclub

2025-10-19 04:10:02 UTC

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you mean like . . . masturbate?

2025-10-10 19:04:06 UTC

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perpendulous, even . . .

2025-10-04 09:13:11 UTC

being awake must mean something . . . might is a better word . . . maybe is better . . .

2025-10-01 15:20:09 UTC

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well . . . she can hardly be right all the time, then, can she . . .

2025-10-01 15:18:24 UTC

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. . . did I ever tell you your mom is so hot? . . . so anyway, what were you saying?

2025-09-29 00:53:11 UTC

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now, remember this time . . . when he shouts "Alvin!" you do that thing we talked about . . .

2025-09-29 00:49:23 UTC

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2025-09-29 00:48:29 UTC

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well . . . bolero is way too long . . .

2025-09-22 22:49:35 UTC

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the crucifix alone wins that battle . . .

2025-09-19 00:23:29 UTC

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yes . . . yes, but they do . . . appear to be delicious . . .

2025-09-15 18:59:23 UTC

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Still.
Still dead.
Still glad.

2025-09-12 21:13:37 UTC

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I've had less comfortable blankets . . .

2025-09-12 15:33:18 UTC

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dead ends are welcoming . . .

2025-09-11 10:42:58 UTC

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. . . derpy in a beautiful way

2025-09-06 18:32:09 UTC

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thanks

2025-09-01 12:43:14 UTC

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. . . the outfit made of bricks would've been a better idea, doesn't anyone read anymore?

2025-08-27 23:35:02 UTC

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somebody gotta get stabbing . . .

2025-08-21 02:02:25 UTC

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still a frog . . . thanks a lot

2025-08-20 17:00:45 UTC

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I wonder how many Teslanauts will leave for Mars. None of them, probably.

2025-08-19 19:08:06 UTC

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maybe a few mcdonald's coupons & gift cards would deliver the fats & carbs to finish the job . . .

2025-08-19 02:19:52 UTC

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. . . it's just playing hard to get

2025-08-12 19:37:06 UTC

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. . . oh, boy!!!

2025-08-12 18:16:48 UTC

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. . . will there be an EO saying we have to watch the reality TV series they'll star in?

2025-08-10 19:22:41 UTC

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you do you, but I don't want that shit festering in my soil . . .

2025-08-09 14:06:31 UTC

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"oh, I see, he's not a muddy hobo, he's a . . . "

2025-08-09 14:04:23 UTC

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they can dance to polkas, if they're allowed to dance . . .

2025-08-09 14:01:08 UTC

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"Sure, he may be a muddy hobo, but he's OUR muddy hobo . . ."

2025-08-08 11:18:17 UTC

#FensterFreitag #provoke
https://s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com/mastodonworld/media_attachments/files/114/992/861/780/459/690/original/690a65acbdcbf9ca.png

2025-08-06 16:19:32 UTC

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2025-08-06 16:18:37 UTC

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I assume this was pre-usha, or at least she was out of the house . . .

2025-08-03 19:37:43 UTC

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cappy putting up a fight, I see . . .

2025-07-27 02:05:50 UTC

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. . . what's unethical about a 'tax the rich' dress?

2025-07-17 22:31:23 UTC

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. . . alfredo down the stairs

2025-07-17 17:11:46 UTC

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ooo, yum . . .

2025-07-17 16:41:36 UTC

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yup . . . I wonder what kind of snacks we have . . .

2025-07-17 01:05:10 UTC

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if you hear it you've been left behind . . . hopefully

2025-07-14 02:35:44 UTC

#SilentSunday #provoke good night
https://s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com/mastodonworld/media_attachments/files/114/849/248/523/871/884/original/8d26e969c9ae09d8.png

2025-07-05 21:01:08 UTC

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a thunderdome and I'm in, but a regular dome . . . fuck that

2025-07-05 20:51:11 UTC

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figures, you'd think the normal amount of stink glands would be enough . . .

2025-06-28 14:34:48 UTC

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The Fishmonger Of Jutland

2025-06-28 00:24:29 UTC

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you're finely tuned . . .

2025-06-28 00:23:16 UTC

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oh, really . . .

2025-06-26 19:55:57 UTC

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" In Memory of Donatien François"

2025-06-23 11:51:47 UTC

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edit: AND mutilate . . .

2025-06-18 11:09:45 UTC

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If you would offer the necessary loans and donations to the judges, it is very likely . . .

2025-06-12 19:44:54 UTC

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abyss full of shouting . . .

2025-06-01 11:13:47 UTC

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hmpf . . .

2025-06-01 02:17:16 UTC

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I'm not going to say it . . .

2025-05-29 20:24:44 UTC

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I don't know, if I had to stove in only one of their heads with a hammer, I'd probably choose stephen . . .
of course, if both were an option that would be easy . . .

2025-05-28 02:34:34 UTC

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7-11s serve slurries? Holy shit . . .

2025-05-13 21:27:22 UTC

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ha, I'm off base again, I'm sure it's not the last time . . .

2025-05-13 21:22:37 UTC

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you know, us childless taxpayers don't think a cent should be spent on anything that won't benefit us . . .

2025-04-27 03:12:51 UTC

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I wanna see Depends laid out in a sheet like that and offered for sale . . .
* I'm just too lazy to do it *

2025-04-20 15:53:30 UTC

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I know what I'm doing!!!

2025-04-17 20:55:04 UTC

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she looks great, I should have such panache . . .