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2026-03-19 15:30:58 UTC

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All i expect is for the frustrations to be channeled into more "current things" to consolidate more power

2026-03-13 07:20:46 UTC

Test

2026-03-13 06:57:11 UTC

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Test

2026-03-13 06:55:35 UTC

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™️

2026-03-13 06:54:25 UTC

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I'm seeing if I can get wisp to play with citrine

2026-03-13 06:46:53 UTC

Test

2026-03-13 06:32:28 UTC

Tinker tinker

2026-03-13 05:57:09 UTC

Test citrine from #wisp

2026-03-13 05:35:30 UTC

Testing orbot onion hosted citrine relay connection in #wisp

2026-03-13 03:39:49 UTC

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Lol

2026-03-13 03:36:03 UTC

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I mean I had targets set up all through a cedar grove that I could plink at with a BB gun from the outhouse

2026-03-13 03:28:16 UTC

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Living off grid without electricity for several years was the best lifestyle I have had

2026-03-13 03:13:15 UTC

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🤣🤣🤣🚬

2026-03-13 03:00:04 UTC

Ok so it finally started responding. This is a unique approach to offering free claw like functions for your business. I had it spin up a marketing email for me in a few prompts.
#nevent1q…znvh

2026-03-12 23:17:32 UTC

Square removed Square AI and released a ManagerBot in the dashboard that analyzes your business and gives you insights. The bot then gives you actions it can take to address the insights.
But it never gives a response back...

2026-03-12 22:13:52 UTC

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Thank you. I thought I was the only one who noticed this. "Begs the question is a type of logical fallacy" but everyone says it as a placeholder when they have a question related to what is being discussed.

2026-03-12 22:00:54 UTC

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the newer pixel has longer support from Graphene

2026-03-12 21:02:52 UTC

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On chat.routstr.com you can see in settings the cost/ token and a breakdown of which provider is the cheapest on each model.
My @nprofile…4xap adds 1.5% on top of PPQ which is my current upstream provider

2026-03-12 19:53:51 UTC

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Iphone won't connect to android user
red warning says can't connect
second try says android user doesn't have whitenoise but the android showed the qr code to the iphone 🤣
iphone new nsec
android my npub via amber

2026-03-12 19:38:54 UTC

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🟠🟠🟠

2026-03-12 14:47:42 UTC

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What color did you choose?

2026-03-12 14:46:39 UTC

I once had a sheriff draw a gun on me for not taking off a t shirt at the George Bush airport in TX that said "One Term President"
A flight attendant said it made her afraid and they forced me to take a separate flight
I never took the t shirt off

2026-03-12 14:05:49 UTC

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The most imortant app yet to be built is "Proof of Life"

2026-03-11 23:54:40 UTC

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Can you stream @nprofile…emin that thing?

2026-03-11 23:45:33 UTC

💅 🚀
https://video.nostr.build/9c1999484b9fdde20bb6899a3259a07503de056f2df7b76c16c26b46b5db0538.mp4

2026-03-11 23:42:35 UTC

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We are down bad

2026-03-11 22:55:09 UTC

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What do you do @nprofile…mjel ?

2026-03-11 19:44:23 UTC

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Working

2026-03-11 19:39:07 UTC

I am once again asking you to send me dms that I won't answer simply to flood the meta data with bullshit
Thank you for your attention to this matter

2026-03-11 19:33:29 UTC

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You will be rich in the dystopia

2026-03-11 19:19:34 UTC

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everybody eats lol

2026-03-11 19:16:54 UTC

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There is so much spontaneous beauty to experience

2026-03-11 19:13:28 UTC

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"What a fascinating place you have," said the old lady

2026-03-11 19:12:35 UTC

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I am open to the universe gifting me endless novelty

2026-03-11 19:11:59 UTC

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What do you think of web3

2026-03-11 19:11:03 UTC

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I had a line of cutomers
he was like, "do you need to help them?"
I was like, "no. Keep talking."

2026-03-11 19:09:02 UTC

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He was blessed and I bet a lot of fun

2026-03-11 19:08:17 UTC

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https://image.nostr.build/76613467c17ee71d0ecafab4cbcb3991fd689d7161a4104a241239b5debc0cc8.png

2026-03-11 19:04:27 UTC

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In more ways than one. He said the Jews run the world and he helps fight human trafficing by employing people.

2026-03-11 19:00:53 UTC

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Oh, the plan is to sweep the funds into gold, then build the righteous honest system

2026-03-11 18:59:49 UTC

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I was like, wait... next level schizo diversification

2026-03-11 18:58:59 UTC

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the universe offers me novelty like this friend all the time
He is probably really fun to hangout with. He vibes apps. He showed me one that was a people wearing mask counting app that is competitive between users. 😂

2026-03-11 18:35:11 UTC

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It was so schizo that it was the best spontaneous conversation in a long time. Maybe he was my fed handler.

2026-03-11 18:27:45 UTC

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I swear I saw an interview with marcus where it explained the permissioned nature whereby a transaction wpuld be rejected before it even sent if the kyc was flagged by the receiver.

2026-03-11 18:24:30 UTC

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Doesn't it also send a kyc packet ahead of the transaction?

2026-03-11 18:22:53 UTC

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He was like it will be the slave coin for all the normies and he is going to rotate into gold when it moons past bitcoin. He was a fun character. Never heard that arguement before.

2026-03-11 18:14:09 UTC

I just had a wild random conversation with a guy...
His strategy is to buy as much XRP as possible because he believes that it WILL become the state's dystopian CBDC and the slaves will all have to use it !!!

2026-03-11 15:29:25 UTC

Eco terrorists could never dream of destroying this much fossil fuel infrastructure, bravo

2026-03-11 15:17:00 UTC

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Ok good to know

2026-03-11 15:16:47 UTC

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not sure if tor is settings are an issue
wisp tor is on, is that internal or orbot?

2026-03-11 15:14:18 UTC

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I am confused about what is the difference between blossom media server and a 96
The NWC worked in amethsyt but then stopped working too lol so who knows

2026-03-11 15:08:21 UTC

Barry Deen is a chad 💪

2026-03-11 15:05:09 UTC

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Can't seem to zap you

2026-03-11 15:02:57 UTC

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Pro tip: If it has an ingredient list you can make it from scratch from the raw ingredients

2026-03-11 14:59:12 UTC

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Been to a bar where there is a two way mirror at the end, behind the mirror were the urinals.
You stand pissing while looking back through the mirror at everyone sitting at the bar.
The joke was you could either check in on your date while you took a piss or that ladies would fix their face in the mirror while some guys were holding their dicks on the other side 🤣

2026-03-11 14:39:21 UTC

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Tried adding https://nostr.build
Was trying to connect my #safebox wallet

2026-03-11 06:16:39 UTC

Test

2026-03-11 05:42:39 UTC

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Nwc times out can't connect
removed primal blossom but still uploads to it

2026-03-11 04:54:03 UTC

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Or what is that?

2026-03-11 04:53:21 UTC

how do i publish list 10051?

2026-03-11 03:02:08 UTC

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Amber only
Test nsecs in amber
Disposable nsecs for random services

2026-03-11 02:24:03 UTC

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My Isreal did it hint is that Trump threw out the "other countries have tomahawks, we sell other countries tomahawks." I think we will take the blame or blame AI.

2026-03-10 21:54:08 UTC

Scattered war thoughts:
This government is being manipulated into war by Isreal
Overt wag the dog epstein rot
The swamp things is thriving
This is full dark side power desparation
What in the fuck
Isreal double tap those girls to target the officers
AI target selection and patsy
Leave the oil producers to burn to protect Isreal
Petro dollar goes poof
This is the opposite of America First
Eco terrorists couldn't have dreamed of destroying so much oil infrastructure bravo
Hormuz is a main lane, how do we not have total dominion over it before anything else?
Do the missiles seem to not really blow up the boats very much?
We don't have a country anymore.

2026-03-10 19:46:25 UTC

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This wasn't islamic terrorists. That is the dustification of physical objects. That was way beyond some planes and jet fuel. This is a power we do not know how to describe.

2026-03-10 15:14:29 UTC

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I haven't used the wallets you mentioned. you are hopping non kyc sats from lightning to liquid to on chain?

2026-03-10 15:02:45 UTC

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What is the privacy you feel you are gaining?

2026-03-10 15:00:43 UTC

gm
remember peak oil?

2026-03-10 14:47:35 UTC

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energy production on the individual level is more about independence than saving the planet

2026-03-10 03:48:11 UTC

Excited to play with the updated #safebox

2026-03-10 01:05:43 UTC

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I wonder what happens when I put a citrine exposed tor relay in the inbox section?

2026-03-10 01:03:37 UTC

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I used Amber with test nsecs so far android graphene
It looks like others need to update mainly.
But..
Once a group is made I can't see how to add anyone new to it fyi.
Really more confused about the state of the project as it seems to make announcements that perhaps aren't ready ✌️

2026-03-09 22:40:13 UTC

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Wealth

2026-03-09 22:39:29 UTC

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Gay

2026-03-09 22:27:41 UTC

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I love Spring Rhapini! It elevated as a momentary delicacy on this farm 🤌I over winter brassica just for them.
The open flowers are garnish, the tight buds crunchy fresh bites or as braising "collard" "kale" rhapini.

2026-03-09 20:42:28 UTC

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That is my corp stacking. The corp is already so kyc'd that I don't fight it there.

2026-03-09 19:45:18 UTC

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I have found that simply buying the bitcoin equivalent of your estimated profits is a very nice play. Maintain fiat cashflows for expenses, save cash at River, buy when BTC drops 50%, not selling to cover fiat expenses.
I also use Square for the retail side, which gives me capital loans that can be paid off as a percentage of daily sales. So I take the Square loan on the dump, buy bitcoin lump sum, pay off the fiat loan with daily sales.
I accept bitcoin but only a couple hard core people spend it. At the farmers market I have like 5 seconds to convince you my spinach is better than a brownie so bitcoin rarely has time to come up.
I always thought consulting divorce firms on bitcoin best practices ( don't email the keys ) was a niche.

2026-03-09 19:23:04 UTC

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#nevent1q…whrc

2026-03-09 19:22:14 UTC

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I operate a handful of entities that employs a number of gals across them. I talk about my farm practices generally because it is my passion and the issues I face as a small business owner without the details of what I do.

2026-03-09 19:17:59 UTC

I get up before the sun so that I can complete all my farm tasks before I feel any warmth from it. Head lamp farming also focuses your attention on just what is in front of you.
This is especially important in the summer when crops should be harvested when they have the least field heat which reduces spoilage and reduces cooling time in water baths or walk in coolers.
I always have my fresh produce washed in a nice picture text message sent out to all my chefs when they wake up. I sell my product before my competition put their boots on.
#farmstr

2026-03-09 19:09:07 UTC

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She is very smart. Walked in with purpose not in pajamas, shook my hand, made eye contact and spoke in complete sentences.
I have two part time high school girls now on staff. They are the best workers. College grads are the worst.

2026-03-09 19:05:38 UTC

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Even not doomscrolling is now "being offline"
The dialectic is at play, there is yet the synthesis

2026-03-09 19:04:20 UTC

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It feels like they have a deep sense of loss

2026-03-09 18:56:37 UTC

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Sounds like a new sheriff is in town

2026-03-09 18:47:04 UTC

Hired a high school girl
She said her whole cohort feel life is fake
Acting only for the algo
Pretending to have an aesthetic
Can't be spontaneous or in the moment
Even touching grass is a meme
Money buys nothing so who cares
"I'm not interested in anything they want to try and teach me at school. There is nothing taught about real life."
"I don't want to have a job consume half my day only to go home to some apartment, microwave a food truck dinner and watch game of throwns by myself"
"I want to go to Switzerland and live on some rock."

2026-03-09 17:13:16 UTC

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The ROI on that tomato is negative to infinity 🤣

2026-03-09 15:51:16 UTC

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Looks like it works, still doing a few tests. Thank you sir!

2026-03-09 15:06:10 UTC

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Hey, yes my getsafebox dot app wallet doesn't allow me to log in with my key at this time either. I too have some 4,000 sats there that I want to send you.

2026-03-09 14:49:51 UTC

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Hey Tim

2026-03-08 19:47:14 UTC

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I'm usually more paranoid than reality.

2026-03-08 19:44:55 UTC

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You do seem to get swabbed a lot lol

2026-03-07 16:18:08 UTC

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☠️😂

2026-03-07 16:01:08 UTC

You only need a few battle packs of ammo stored.
Very few of us would survive an encounter where you had to fire 300 rounds.
How many times do you really think you can do that?

2026-03-07 15:57:54 UTC

Would be great if @nprofile…radp would stop reposting how it works so great when Max is posting about still fixing errors to make it work lol.

2026-03-07 15:44:38 UTC

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I am honestly confused at this point.

2026-03-05 05:44:29 UTC

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One more hour and it is the dark side of the moon

2026-03-04 21:42:00 UTC

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Let's Go Boys 🔥🔥🔥🔥

2026-03-03 04:00:38 UTC

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The @nprofile…0wan devs spent a lot of time working on them. Curious what they have to say.

2026-03-01 21:26:44 UTC

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Ahh. I thought green art had made a green claw lol.

2026-03-01 21:05:37 UTC

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So the idea here is a Claw lives on an android phone and has access to any app you put on it but I command it from a separate chat app on another device?
Is there any way to command it straight on the same device with voice?

2026-02-27 21:46:48 UTC

Farm Talk 🫛
Every climate is different, every place has different soils, every place has different cultures and different markets.
You have to do what works in your exact spot. The correct answer to almost every garden question is "it depends."
So first find out what zone you are in. That will inform you of your average last frost date. After that date you can be fairly certain that most transplants or seeds won't be killed by below freezing temperatures.
Most plants have an average number of "days" to maturity which is not a very good number ( more on that later ). Count the number of days from the last average frost to the first average frost. Your seeds need to be able to be finished growing to the maturity you want under that number of days.
Have a 120 day frost free environment? Well that 150 day pepper might not be for your garden... unless you start them the number of days you need to make up for inside and transplant them out after the last frost date.
This is where nursery pots, grow lights and various greenhouses come into play.
Now lets talk about rotations. Some crops are a long season that produce once and done. Others can be planted twice a year and others can be planted weekly for fresh harvests. Most people grow single crop of tomatoes for example, potatoes and carrots a few times and salad greens weekly.
For most people gardening small weekly or bi weekly plantings is a great strategy so that you have small volumes of produce fresh to pick every week rather than huge hauls of produce that need to all be cleaned and stored and hopefully not spoiled by the time you want to eat it.
Same goes for commercial gardens/small farm. Plan your plantings based on weekly demand not on gross weight. No one wants giant old produce from a cooler. They want adorable delicious produce picked today.
Around Christmas I have all my chefs fill out forms for how much of my product they see needing each week throughout the year. I confirm around now and then evaluate coming into July for fall crops. This allows me to create a farm plan for meeting the known weekly demand. I add my farmers market sales numbers into the equation plus a little for loss and I have a plan for every square foot of soil before I plant a single seed.