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2026-07-29 13:46:26 UTC

Science Pleads The 5th
https://babylonbee.com/news/science-pleads-the-5th/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-28 22:16:20 UTC

The Babylon Bee's Woman Of The Year Is Elliot Page
https://babylonbee.com/news/the-babylon-bees-woman-of-the-year-is-elliot-page/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-28 21:31:21 UTC

Church Trades Away Worship Leader For Youth Pastor And Usher To Be Named Later
https://babylonbee.com/news/church-trades-away-worship-leader-for-youth-pastor-and-usher-to-be-named-later/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-28 21:01:20 UTC

Fauci Asks China To Engineer New Virus That Just Kills Rand Paul
https://babylonbee.com/news/fauci-asks-china-to-engineer-new-virus-that-just-kills-rand-paul/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-28 20:16:22 UTC

Waymo Introduces New 'Islam Mode' That Sends Car To Mow Down Civilians
https://babylonbee.com/news/waymo-introduces-new-islam-mode-that-sends-car-to-mow-down-civilians/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-28 19:31:20 UTC

Meet Carl, The Last Remaining Person In Denver Who Isn't Homeless
https://babylonbee.com/news/meet-carl-the-last-remaining-person-in-denver-who-isnt-homeless/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-28 19:16:21 UTC

8 Signs Your Car Might Have Been Radicalized
https://babylonbee.com/news/8-signs-your-car-might-have-been-radicalized/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-28 17:31:20 UTC

Mitch McConnell Honors Late Friend Lindsey Graham With 47-Day Moment Of Silence
https://babylonbee.com/news/mitch-mcconnell-honors-late-friend-lindsey-graham-with-47-day-moment-of-silence/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-28 17:01:20 UTC

Democrats Accuse Fauci’s Diary Of Attacking Science
https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-accuse-faucis-diary-of-attacking-science/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-27 19:16:21 UTC

$200,000 Spent On Travel Ball Finally Pays Off With Son’s $500 College Scholarship
https://babylonbee.com/news/200000-spent-on-travel-ball-finally-pays-off-with-sons-500-college-scholarship/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-27 18:01:28 UTC

Angel Reese Wins WNBA Layup Contest By Making One
https://babylonbee.com/news/angel-reese-wins-wnba-layup-contest-by-making-one/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-27 16:31:20 UTC

Aw, Nice: Someone Just Shouted 'God Is the Greatest!' In Arabic, So Something Really Good Must Be Happening
https://babylonbee.com/news/aw-nice-someone-just-shouted-god-is-the-greatest-in-arabic-so-something-really-good-must-be-happening/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-25 15:46:20 UTC

LeBron James: 'I'm Taking My Receding Hairline to Philly'
https://babylonbee.com/news/lebron-james-im-taking-my-receding-hairline-to-philly/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-25 14:16:23 UTC

Wells Fargo Explains That Yes, They Gave All Your Money To A Hobo Named Frank, But Will Make Things Right By Coming To Your House To Murder You
https://babylonbee.com/news/wells-fargo-explains-that-yes-they-gave-all-your-money-to-a-hobo-named-frank-but-will-make-things-right-by-coming-to-your-house-to-murder-you/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-24 22:46:23 UTC

CVS Clerk Reminds Looter To Enter Rewards Number Before Fleeing
https://babylonbee.com/news/cvs-clerk-reminds-looter-to-enter-rewards-number-before-fleeing/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-24 20:31:21 UTC

Heaven Confirms Prayer Hands Emoji Counts As Actually Praying For Someone
https://babylonbee.com/news/heaven-confirms-prayer-hands-emoji-counts-as-actually-praying-for-someone/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-24 19:46:19 UTC

Old Spice Introduces New Libertarian-Strength Deodorant
https://babylonbee.com/news/old-spice-introduces-new-libertarian-strength-deodorant/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-24 18:31:19 UTC

Trump Asks Democrats At Correspondents' Dinner To Hold All Assassination Attempts Until He Finishes Speech
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-asks-democrats-at-correspondents-dinner-to-hold-all-assassination-attempts-until-he-finishes-speech/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-24 17:16:21 UTC

With 45 Days Left Until Labor Day, Wife Unveils Pumpkin Spice Advent Calendar
https://babylonbee.com/news/with-45-days-left-until-labor-day-wife-unveils-pumpkin-spice-advent-calendar/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-24 16:16:23 UTC

Mamdani Condemns The Rise In Violence Against Jews Since He Declared War On Them
https://babylonbee.com/news/mamdani-condemns-the-rise-in-violence-against-jews-since-he-declared-war-on-them/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-23 22:01:24 UTC

New Yorker Being Stabbed On Street Corner Glad To Know Mamdani Focused On Bringing Netanyahu To Justice
https://babylonbee.com/news/new-yorker-being-stabbed-on-street-corner-glad-to-know-mamdani-focused-on-bringing-netanyahu-to-justice/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-23 21:01:33 UTC

OSHA Fines Construction Site For Failure To Blare Mariachi Music
https://babylonbee.com/news/osha-fines-construction-site-for-failure-to-blare-mariachi-music/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-23 20:01:20 UTC

Gen Z’er Worried He May Have Nailed Job Interview
https://babylonbee.com/news/gen-zer-worried-he-may-have-nailed-job-interview/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-23 17:31:21 UTC

Odysseus Finally Returns Home After 20 Years And Oh No! Penelope Is Out Of Baking Powder And Needs Him To Run Out Again Real Quick
https://babylonbee.com/news/odysseus-finally-returns-home-after-20-years-and-oh-no-penelope-is-out-of-baking-powder-and-needs-him-to-run-out-again-real-quick/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-22 20:31:22 UTC

United Methodist Church Announces Ban On Heterosexual Clergy
https://babylonbee.com/news/united-methodist-church-announces-ban-on-heterosexual-clergy/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-22 17:31:29 UTC

Unable To Arrest Netanyahu, Mamdani Takes Down Bibi With Vicious Diss Track
https://babylonbee.com/news/unable-to-arrest-netanyahu-mamdani-takes-down-bibi-with-vicious-diss-track/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-22 17:31:29 UTC

Smithsonian Director Says She Is Completely Unaware Of Any 'Kill Whitey' Tattoo On Her Forehead
https://babylonbee.com/news/smithsonian-director-says-she-is-completely-unaware-of-any-kill-whitey-tattoo-on-her-forehead/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-22 15:46:35 UTC

New Jersey Blames 'Slight Software Glitch' For Enrolling Entire Country Of Bolivia As Voters
https://babylonbee.com/news/new-jersey-blames-slight-software-glitch-for-accidentally-enrolling-entire-country-of-bolivia-as-voters/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-22 15:31:27 UTC

Dejected Mamdani Admits He Lacks Legal Authority To Invade Poland
https://babylonbee.com/news/mamdani-sadly-admits-he-lacks-legal-authority-to-invade-poland/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-21 22:01:21 UTC

Oh No! RFK Jr. Eats Jimothy
https://babylonbee.com/news/oh-no-rfk-jr-eats-jimothy/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-21 21:46:23 UTC

9 Things Men Are Better At Than Women
https://babylonbee.com/news/9-things-men-are-better-at-than-women/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-21 18:16:23 UTC

Warmth Of Collectivism Strikes Federal Courthouse
https://babylonbee.com/news/warmth-of-collectivism-strikes-federal-courthouse/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-21 17:31:25 UTC

Complete Failure Of A Woman Doesn't Have Her Christmas Shopping Done
https://babylonbee.com/news/complete-failure-of-a-woman-doesnt-have-her-christmas-shopping-done/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-21 17:16:25 UTC

Matt Walsh Calls Out 'The Odyssey' For Failing To Cast Actual Greek Demigods
https://babylonbee.com/news/matt-walsh-calls-out-the-odyssey-for-failing-to-cast-actual-greek-demigods/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-20 20:46:19 UTC

Dad Whose Wife And Kids Are Away Arrives At Church 3.5 Hours Early
https://babylonbee.com/news/dad-whose-wife-and-kids-are-away-arrives-at-church-35-hours-early/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-20 19:31:19 UTC

Disaster: 'VeggieTales' Cast Decimated By Cyclospora Outbreak
https://babylonbee.com/news/disaster-veggietales-cast-decimated-by-cyclospora-outbreak/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-20 17:46:25 UTC

Caitlin Clark Records Triple Double With 10 Fractures, 11 Concussions, 13 Teeth Knocked Out
https://babylonbee.com/news/caitlin-clark-records-triple-double-with-10-fractures-11-concussions-13-teeth-knocked-out/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-18 14:01:19 UTC

Iran Foils New Bombing Attack By Disguising Itself With A Giant 'Q'
https://babylonbee.com/news/iran-foils-new-bombing-attack-by-disguising-itself-with-a-giant-q/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-18 13:31:19 UTC

Netflix Announces New Animated Film 'Bro-Country Demon Hunters'
https://babylonbee.com/news/netflix-announces-new-animated-film-bro-country-demon-hunters/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-17 21:46:20 UTC

Plane Crashes After No One Tells The Passengers To 'Fly Safe'
https://babylonbee.com/news/plane-crashes-after-no-one-tells-the-passengers-to-fly-safe/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-17 21:31:20 UTC

Man Who Ate At Taco Bell Getting More Baja Blast Than He Bargained For
https://babylonbee.com/news/man-who-ate-at-taco-bell-getting-more-baja-blast-than-he-bargained-for/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-17 20:46:20 UTC

CNN Poll Shows 125% Of Americans Don’t Believe Trump’s Claim Of Election Fraud
https://babylonbee.com/news/cnn-poll-shows-125-of-americans-dont-believe-trumps-claim-of-election-fraud/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-17 20:16:20 UTC

Civil Engineer Really Starting To Regret Building City On Rock & Roll
https://babylonbee.com/news/civil-engineer-really-starting-to-regret-building-city-on-rock--roll/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-16 21:16:26 UTC

Idaho Builds Border Wall Out of Potatoes to Keep Out Californians
https://babylonbee.com/news/idaho-builds-border-wall-out-of-potatoes-to-keep-out-californians/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-16 20:31:24 UTC

‪Hegseth Orders Any Military Personnel With Low Testosterone Be Transferred To The Navy‬
https://babylonbee.com/news/hegseth-orders-any-military-personnel-with-low-testosterone-be-transferred-to-the-navy/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-16 18:01:23 UTC

Cockroach Maintains Composure Despite Making Contact With Journalist
https://babylonbee.com/news/cockroach-maintains-composure-despite-making-contact-with-journalist/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-16 16:31:29 UTC

National Park Service Reminds Americans Not To Approach Bison, But If You Do, Make Sure Someone Captures A Hilarious Video Of It
https://babylonbee.com/news/national-park-service-reminds-americans-not-to-approach-bison-but-if-you-do-make-sure-someone-captures-a-hilarious-video-of-it/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-16 16:16:28 UTC

Biden Heralded As First President To Author His Memoir Posthumously
https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-heralded-as-first-president-to-author-his-memoir-posthumously/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-16 15:46:23 UTC

CDC Advises Those With Diarrhea Parasite To Stay Within Six Feet Of Toilet
https://babylonbee.com/news/cdc-advises-those-with-diarrhea-parasite-to-stay-within-six-feet-of-toilet/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-15 21:46:21 UTC

Health Safety Tip: Before Consuming Lettuce, Try Being A Man And Eating Real Food
https://babylonbee.com/news/health-safety-tip-before-consuming-lettuce-try-being-a-man-and-eating-real-food/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-15 20:31:22 UTC

Revolutionary Social Media Algorithm Just Shows You Posts From People You Follow
https://babylonbee.com/news/revolutionary-social-media-algorithm-just-shows-you-posts-from-people-you-follow/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-15 17:46:20 UTC

Trump To Secure Strait Of Hormuz By Posting Old Man Who Asks You 3 Questions Before You May Pass
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-to-secure-strait-of-hormuz-by-posting-old-man-who-asks-you-3-questions-before-you-may-pass/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-15 15:35:21 UTC

Study Shows Mysterious Link Between Trying To Run Over ICE Agent And Bullets Striking Windshield
https://babylonbee.com/news/study-shows-mysterious-link-between-trying-to-run-over-ice-agent-and-bullets-striking-windshield/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-14 20:01:26 UTC

Banned Books Table Full Of Bestsellers
https://babylonbee.com/news/banned-books-table-full-of-bestsellers/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-14 19:46:21 UTC

8 Ways Christopher Nolan’s ‘The Odyssey’ Diverges From Its Source Material
https://babylonbee.com/news/8-ways-christopher-nolans-the-odyssey-diverges-from-its-source-material/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-14 17:06:24 UTC

Report: Mankind All Out Of Passwords
https://babylonbee.com/news/report-mankind-all-out-of-passwords/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-14 16:35:23 UTC

UK Finally Gets Tough By Increasing Penalty For Terrorism To 5 Hours Of Community Service
https://babylonbee.com/news/uk-finally-gets-tough-by-increasing-penalty-for-terrorism-to-5-hours-of-community-service/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-13 21:31:21 UTC

7 Clear Signs Mitch McConnell's Hospital Photo Is Fake
https://babylonbee.com/news/7-clear-signs-mitch-mcconnells-hospital-photo-is-fake/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-13 19:16:24 UTC

Megyn Kelly Now Claims She's Never Heard Of A 'Candace Owens'
https://babylonbee.com/news/megyn-kelly-now-claims-shes-never-heard-of-a-candace-owens/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-13 19:01:27 UTC

PSA: Over 450,000 People Die Each Year While Lost In Their Hoodies And Being Unable To Find The Head Hole
https://babylonbee.com/news/psa-over-450000-people-die-each-year-while-lost-in-their-hoodies-and-being-unable-to-find-the-head-hole/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-13 16:31:22 UTC

IKEA Furniture Now Includes Helpful Instructions On How To Swear In Swedish
https://babylonbee.com/news/ikea-furniture-now-includes-helpful-instructions-on-how-to-swear-in-swedish/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-13 16:01:33 UTC

Trump Announces 'Lindsey Graham Memorial Strait Of Hormuz Blockade'
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-announces-lindsey-graham-memorial-strait-of-hormuz-blockade/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-12 20:01:25 UTC

Man Informs Wife He Can't Mow The Lawn Today As He Is Busy Playing Lawn Mowing Simulator
https://babylonbee.com/news/man-informs-wife-he-cant-mow-the-lawn-today-as-he-is-busy-playing-lawn-mowing-simulator/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-11 22:46:22 UTC

Uh Oh: Mamdani's New NYC Map Includes 'Little Auschwitz' In Brooklyn
https://babylonbee.com/news/uh-oh-mamdanis-new-nyc-map-includes-little-auschwitz-in-brooklyn/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-11 19:01:20 UTC

Democrat Voters Excited To See Who Party Will Unilaterally Nominate Next
https://babylonbee.com/news/democrat-voters-excited-to-see-who-party-will-unilaterally-nominate-next/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-10 21:31:27 UTC

Newsom: 'We Finna Teach Da Homies To Talk Black English Yo'
https://babylonbee.com/news/newsom-we-finna-teach-da-homies-to-talk-black-english-yo/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-10 20:16:28 UTC

Romance In The Air As Wife Not Wearing Mouthguard
https://babylonbee.com/news/romance-in-the-air-as-wife-not-wearing-mouthguard/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-10 19:01:31 UTC

Candace Owens Confirmed To Be A Jewish Plot To Make Antisemites Look Retarded
https://babylonbee.com/news/candace-owens-confirmed-to-be-a-jewish-plot-to-make-antisemites-look-retarded/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-09 20:46:21 UTC

Activists Push For California Schools To Teach 'Girl Math'
https://babylonbee.com/news/activists-push-for-california-schools-to-teach-girl-math/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-09 20:16:24 UTC

Conspiracy Theorist Changes Mind After Being Presented With Evidence, Logic [Satire]
https://babylonbee.com/news/conspiracy-theorist-changes-mind-after-being-presented-with-evidence-logic-satire/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-01 20:01:21 UTC

Rape Gang Busted In The UK For Illegal Air Conditioner Use
https://babylonbee.com/news/rape-gang-busted-in-the-uk-for-illegal-air-conditioner-use/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-06-30 17:31:22 UTC

In Most Exciting Moment In History Of WNBA, Woman Points At Other Woman
https://babylonbee.com/news/in-most-exciting-moment-in-history-of-wnba-woman-points-at-other-woman/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-06-25 21:46:22 UTC

Mesmerized Europeans Begin Worshiping Bucc-ee Beaver
https://babylonbee.com/news/mesmerized-europeans-begin-worshiping-bucc-ee-beaver/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-06-23 21:01:20 UTC

Israelite Keeping Quiet That He Doesn't Particularly Care For Milk Or Honey
https://babylonbee.com/news/israelite-keeping-quiet-that-he-doesnt-particularly-care-for-milk-or-honey/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-06-15 19:46:20 UTC

Democrats Demand Reparations From African American
https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-demand-reparations-from-african-american/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-06-04 20:46:19 UTC

40-Year Old Man Now Spends Inordinate Amount Of Time Researching Electrolytes
https://babylonbee.com/news/40-year-old-man-now-spends-inordinate-amount-of-time-researching-electrolytes/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-06-03 16:01:25 UTC

Jill Biden Assures Nation Joe’s Old Age Did Not Hamper Her Ability To Serve As President
https://babylonbee.com/news/jill-biden-assures-nation-joes-old-age-did-not-hamper-her-ability-to-serve-as-president/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-05-26 17:46:23 UTC

Parents Help Graduate Sound Out The Words On Diploma
https://babylonbee.com/news/parents-help-graduate-sound-out-the-words-on-diploma/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-05-08 17:31:21 UTC

'I Am Your Father,' Reveals Trump To Horrified Mark Hamill
https://babylonbee.com/news/i-am-your-father-reveals-trump-to-horrified-mark-hamill/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-05-06 19:31:21 UTC

Underachieving Christian Settles For Third Baptist Church
https://babylonbee.com/news/underachieving-christian-settles-for-third-baptist-church/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-21 18:46:22 UTC

Weird, But OK: Woman Carries Child For 9 Months Just To Name Him 'Walter'
https://babylonbee.com/news/weird-but-ok-woman-carries-child-for-9-months-just-to-name-him-walter/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-02 21:01:28 UTC

Sneak Peek: A Look At The Features Of Trump's White House Ballroom
https://babylonbee.com/news/sneak-peek-a-look-at-the-features-of-trumps-white-house-ballroom/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-02 19:31:23 UTC

Meet the Unsung Hero Who Makes Sure Every Space Mission Doesn't Have a Stowaway Axe Murderer
https://babylonbee.com/news/meet-the-unsung-hero-who-makes-sure-every-space-mission-doesnt-have-a-stowaway-axe-murderer/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-02 19:31:23 UTC

In Historic First, Podcaster Goes On Other Podcaster's Podcast
https://babylonbee.com/news/in-historic-first-podcaster-goes-on-other-podcasters-podcast/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-02 18:46:24 UTC

Trump: Pam Bondi 'Not Quite Hot Enough' To Be This Bad At Her Job
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-pam-bondi-not-quite-hot-enough-to-be-this-bad-at-her-job/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-02 18:46:24 UTC

Elon Musk Launches Emergency Rescue Plumber To Repair Artemis’ Toilet
https://babylonbee.com/news/elon-musk-launches-emergency-rescue-plumber-to-repair-artemis-toilet/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-02 17:01:20 UTC

What A Moron: Judas Dips Bread In Bowl Right After Jesus Says 'The One Who Dips The Bread In The Bowl Will Betray Me'
https://babylonbee.com/news/what-a-moron-judas-dips-bread-in-bowl-right-after-jesus-says-the-one-who-dips-the-bread-in-the-bowl-will-betray-me/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-02 16:46:21 UTC

Supreme Court Begs Colorado To Please Just Be Normal For Once
https://babylonbee.com/news/supreme-court-begs-colorado-to-please-just-be-normal-for-once/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-01 20:46:21 UTC

8 Amazing Features Of Trump's Proposed Presidential Library
https://babylonbee.com/news/8-amazing-features-of-trumps-proposed-presidential-library/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-01 20:31:22 UTC

Chicago Bulls Offer To Reinstate Jayden Ivey If He Will Do Some Cocaine And Beat A Few Women
https://babylonbee.com/news/chicago-bulls-offer-to-reinstate-jayden-ivey-if-he-will-do-some-cocaine-and-beat-a-few-women/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-01 19:01:23 UTC

In Compelling Argument For Birthright Citizenship, Justice Jackson Eats Entire Stick Of Glue
https://babylonbee.com/news/in-compelling-argument-for-birthright-citizenship-justice-jackson-eats-entire-stick-of-glue/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-01 17:46:21 UTC

Kristi Noem Asks Husband If There's Anything He Needs To Get Off His Chest
https://babylonbee.com/news/kristi-noem-asks-husband-if-theres-anything-he-needs-to-get-off-his-chest/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-01 17:31:22 UTC

CB Bucknor Calls Entire Game Without Once Looking Up From His Newspaper
https://babylonbee.com/news/cb-bucknor-calls-entire-game-without-once-looking-up-from-his-newspaper/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-01 16:46:22 UTC

Trump Sneaks Onto Supreme Court Bench Cleverly Disguised As Justice Sotomayor
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-sneaks-onto-supreme-court-bench-cleverly-disguised-as-justice-sotomayor/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-01 16:01:21 UTC

NASA Plays Incredible April Fools' Joke Of Once Again Pretending To Go To The Moon
https://babylonbee.com/news/nasa-plays-incredible-april-fools-joke-of-once-again-pretending-to-go-to-the-moon/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-03-31 21:31:29 UTC

KBJ: 'How Can A Law Be Unconstitutional If I Like It?'
https://babylonbee.com/news/kbj-how-can-a-law-be-unconstitutional-if-i-like-it/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-03-31 20:31:22 UTC

Brie Larson's Career Taking Off After Shutting Up
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2026-03-31 19:46:25 UTC

ZipRecruiter Ad Interrupted By Brief Word From Podcast
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2026-03-31 19:32:13 UTC

Trump Begins Negotiating With Iranian Leadership Via Ouija Board
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-begins-negotiating-with-iranian-leadership-via-ouija-board/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-03-31 18:01:21 UTC

Trump Presidential Library To Feature Solemn 'Reflecting Pool' Of Liberal Tears
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-presidential-library-to-feature-solemn-reflecting-pool-of-liberal-tears/?utm_source=fediverse