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2026-07-25 15:25:56 UTC

Are these Somali trans dolls they're going to be using in Minnesota schools?
https://nypost.com/2026/07/25/us-news/taxpayer-funded-transgender-dolls-to-hit-classrooms-this-fall/

2026-07-24 18:39:13 UTC

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@nprofile…lsen
https://youtu.be/Z5_mR7fwiEc?is=IUFkNPTSwgg1Hs81

2026-07-24 16:49:53 UTC

How many trays to freeze all 10lbs?
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/975/979/181/584/416/original/30244884f6246ebb.jpg

2026-07-21 20:26:26 UTC

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@nprofile…c2ja
They don't make the food, they take the pre cooked egg, put it on a defrosted bagel, and precooked faux bacon and imitation cheese then put it in the convection oven and press the button the menu tells them to.
They don't have real butter and the artificial sweetner goes by color, pink, blue, yellow.

2026-07-16 22:45:01 UTC

Got the results of my ultrasound:
2 benign fibro lipomatous axillary lymph nodes.
I'm going to celebrate by having a bottle of Mr. Pibb!

2026-07-14 21:43:14 UTC

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@nprofile…lsen
reminds me of this
https://youtu.be/jvdBuYiJWgk?si=Fzp68y6qTwkC2sEq

2026-07-05 01:40:29 UTC

In today's world there would be endless conspiracy theories about this
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/864/819/386/224/384/original/6c8b149dd0d08ea3.jpg

2026-06-27 17:07:00 UTC

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@nprofile…lsen
just look at the Christmas tree lights on the guages to know that they're not the sharpest knife in the drawer

2026-06-21 21:41:26 UTC

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@nprofile…q09u
I ordered a pie with sausage and pepperoni, I get it home, open the box and just see sausage. I call the place up, they put the pepperoni UNDER the cheese. JFC, it's called a Topping for a reason.

2026-06-18 19:44:17 UTC

Snake found the bird's nest
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/772/821/776/652/696/original/a5e7cc8b5d3aedf8.jpg

2026-06-04 00:06:10 UTC

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@nprofile…p4t6
The condo I'm looking at has a full unfinished basement, now I have an idea what to do down there.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/688/915/402/170/115/original/c0eafae2518d5792.jpg

2026-05-26 19:58:15 UTC

I'm going to have to repaint the condo that I may be buying, as you can tell where the wall was patched and then painted prior to the sale. I don't know if it's that they just painted over the patches, or material used to patch is causing the difference in color.
What is your collective opinion on this?
There are more "spots" throughout the place, but this photo is the best example
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/642/638/273/581/879/original/d00c41ce0dcf596a.jpg

2026-05-26 13:16:08 UTC

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@nprofile…lsen
Don't worry, in NY it will be the conservatives
https://www.governor.ny.gov/news/governor-hochul-signs-medical-aid-dying-act-new-york-state-law

2026-05-26 12:03:29 UTC

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@nprofile…v3ht
is it bad that as I read this the first thing that came to mind was babies?

2026-05-23 02:53:06 UTC

It's Knight Time in Denver

2026-05-22 02:08:35 UTC

Just in case you were wondering, Jake Jarvis is still out there doing his thing helping those effected by Helene
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2026-05-10 20:00:40 UTC

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@nprofile…29y7
We did have a bar, the owner was against having a tv

2026-05-10 19:19:21 UTC

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@nprofile…lsen
I worked in a restaurant in NYC wayback and we didn't have a tv, so I missed the whole OJ bronco "chase", nevermind countless sporting events, including the NY Rangers winning the Stanley Cup in 1994.

2026-05-02 23:20:59 UTC

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@nprofile…3hmk
I remember, about a decade or so ago, bands were selling thumbdrives of that night's show shortly after the show ended. I guess the record companies got upset with that.

2026-05-02 23:13:35 UTC

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@nprofile…3hmk
I've got some very good grey market luve albums and some bad ones. Basically old radio broadcast that have been released on CD. Nothing as bad as buying concert bootlegs on cassette in the 80's though.
If I saw a band on a tour where they released a live album for I'm more apt to buy it.

2026-05-02 22:59:38 UTC

OK, I've listened to 3 of the 5 CD's in the Made in Japan box set, but can't take lustening to the same set list anymore, so it's time for the 3 CD set if Dream Theater Live at Luna Park.

2026-04-30 01:27:12 UTC

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@nprofile…zm7x
I'm just pissed that they have a calendar with Sunday as the last day of the week

2026-04-29 19:00:52 UTC

Just an FYI for those of of you out there that have Amazon Prime.
Every Friday in May, you can save 20 cents a gallon at BP/Amoco, Thorntons, and AM/PM gas stations if you use the Earnify app

2026-04-29 00:09:30 UTC

There's a certain person on this board that would appreciate this to no end
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/485/086/816/750/454/original/a25c4f73c412b58b.jpg

2026-04-26 17:40:27 UTC

I couldn't do this again if I tried.
How my sneakers ended up when I kicked them off when I got home
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/472/232/394/983/322/original/ab4dae6618cca45d.jpg

2026-04-22 04:56:18 UTC

Voting results on VA redistricting referendum
Why is it always the mailed in vote in certain states?
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/446/574/145/385/289/original/2a30608283ae7cdf.jpg

2026-04-20 18:56:49 UTC

Went and had my dental implant post put in this morning. I think that I spent more time waiting for the dr to make sure I was numbed up than the procedure took.
Home now, novacaine has all but worn off and I have a little discomfort on the roof of my mouth, and still a little bleeding.
The most painful part was the novacaine injections which weren't that bad because of the lidocaine gel

2026-04-19 22:16:48 UTC

Tomorrow morning I go and get the dental implant post put in. Those that have gone through this, what is the first week of recovery like? Is it similar to having a tooth pulled,?

2026-04-19 19:05:55 UTC

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@nprofile…wf68
I've driven past a few trailheads of the AT

2026-04-18 18:39:05 UTC

Who went shopping this Record Store Day?
I grabbed a couple of albums for a friend who's local store wasn't allotted, and a couple for myself because I was there.

2026-04-15 14:26:06 UTC

Spoke with my realtor, and the contract to purchase the condo is being canceled, of course the appraisal was done two days ago, so now I get to pay for the appraisal of a property I'm not buying.

2026-04-07 02:29:14 UTC

Go NY, Go NY, Go!
https://www.newyorkalmanack.com/2026/03/new-york-state-climate-education/

2026-04-06 22:58:20 UTC

My offer was accepted for the condo I wanted. Just need my mortagage application to be approved, and for the inspection to be good, and then I'll be a first time home owner!

2026-04-05 23:47:05 UTC

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@nprofile…v3ht
That's just what a bot would say

2026-04-05 23:17:29 UTC

Found my license! Went to get my W-2 for proof to get a new license, and my license fell out of my tax paperwork. I've been driving around since 2/25 without a license on my person.

2026-04-05 19:05:40 UTC

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@nprofile…lsen
Ah, the slap heard around the whole subway system

2026-04-05 18:42:50 UTC

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@nprofile…w4wg
Monty Python version
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/353/569/063/893/013/original/5495ed66c77b1420.jpg

2026-04-05 16:45:08 UTC

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2026-04-05 03:24:34 UTC

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@nprofile…u6vd
Best thing Jimmy Kimmel ever did was "Win Ben Stein's Money"

2026-04-05 03:20:38 UTC

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@nprofile…83vp
There goes the climate change again

2026-04-05 00:13:02 UTC

I just had my taste of chocolate babka, OMG, I'm glad that I didn't know about this delishnesses when I was younger as I'd definitely have type 2 diabetes

2026-04-04 21:19:45 UTC

I took the risk and hopped in my vehicle and drove to the BBQ place to pick up dinner and my ham for tomorrow. Glad that I learned what backroads to take to get there.

2026-04-04 21:13:28 UTC

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@nprofile…t344
I started counting them, but fell asleep

2026-04-04 16:43:17 UTC

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@nprofile…fk8u
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/347/436/806/122/433/original/65185df541a6c631.jpeg

2026-04-04 13:21:58 UTC

Another farm stand is open. Spring is definitely here
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/346/645/193/150/644/original/00f02572281026ca.jpg

2026-04-04 11:34:27 UTC

Noticed on Thursday that I lost my driver's license. Yesterday I drive around retracing my steps to see if I could locate where I lost it, and also run some errands while I was out and about. As I was headed to pick up my Easter ham, I noticed that I was being trailed by the local PD for 3+ miles before they finally gave up and decided that I wasn't worth the effort. Needless to say that I'll be limiting my driving this weekend.

2026-04-03 21:35:20 UTC

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2026-04-03 21:24:08 UTC

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@nprofile…p4t6
Just wait til you find out that it's a Let's Make A Deal bankroll and all the other bills are singles.

2026-04-03 14:07:18 UTC

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@nprofile…6gaw
New York, that explains it all

2026-04-01 21:51:05 UTC

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@nprofile…dlsx
You need Loss of Control to get through the Van Halen belt
https://youtu.be/x7mIqV2qJqM?si=tUi-ndYTvksNZwEg

2026-04-01 21:44:21 UTC

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@nprofile…zm7x
Who wants to chip in and send her TO Japan, don't care if she steals a wallet or not, just get her out of the US

2026-04-01 16:24:01 UTC

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@nprofile…p4t6
Sweet cream pancakes, the eggs were hidden underneath

2026-04-01 15:49:32 UTC

First day out on the bike since Christmas, and it felt so good I went out and had breakfast afterward. Then when I got home I had a box of NYC waiting for me.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/330/238/010/215/209/original/c1cd5c5235d373f5.png

2026-04-01 02:30:13 UTC

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@nprofile…lsen
That's the Isles Matt Barzal special, the man looks to pass when there's an empty net

2026-04-01 01:46:09 UTC

Need a good gag gift? These are 40% off
https://a.co/d/00c5UtQ7

2026-04-01 01:12:28 UTC

Family resemblance
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/326/787/607/879/759/original/a855a466f1c4685d.jpg

2026-04-01 01:08:25 UTC

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@nprofile…4pam
Twig & Berries

2026-04-01 01:07:19 UTC

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@nprofile…sxm6
Just wait until we send in Carl Spackler to clean out those tunnels

2026-04-01 00:27:28 UTC

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2026-04-01 00:24:55 UTC

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2026-04-01 00:08:43 UTC

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@nprofile…nxzv
$3.49 in TN
$3.59 in VA
Both prices at Sams Club

2026-03-31 21:16:59 UTC

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@nprofile…lsen
I couldn't make it to the 10 second mark

2026-03-31 21:08:47 UTC

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@nprofile…83vp
https://youtu.be/Mvnog0sSBXo?si=fRtvb1HhB4Fw8I_f

2026-03-31 21:02:23 UTC

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@nprofile…w4wg
Settle down Beavis

2026-03-30 22:45:37 UTC

How Maoist of NYC
The pilot program will start this fall on the first floor of David N. Dinkins Municipal Building in Lower Manhattan after a multi-million-dollar renovation of a room for just 40 children, ages six weeks to 3 years old.
After this they start public "education" for 14 years, at least.
https://nypost.com/2026/03/30/us-news/mamdani-rolls-out-2-3m-day-care-pilot-for-nyc-workers-with-hefty-60k-cost-per-kid/

2026-03-30 22:41:10 UTC

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@nprofile…lsen
Here are some pronouns for you
Dumb Fuck
Fucking idiot
Dipshit

2026-03-30 20:08:08 UTC

With the current state of TV, this was the only option
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/319/930/700/489/776/original/b5165a1c3e31aeb6.jpg

2026-03-30 17:16:40 UTC

Of course the Libtards in NYC think this is the greatest thing since redistribution of wealth.
Gov't childcare starting at 6 weeks!
https://web.archive.org/web/20260330160358/https://www.nydailynews.com/2026/03/30/nyc-to-launch-free-child-care-for-city-workers-with-kids-as-young-as-6-weeks/

2026-03-30 17:11:10 UTC

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@nprofile…lsen
Did he hire Kamala's speech writer?

2026-03-30 17:03:29 UTC

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@nprofile…jw0c
Never had a tire plugged before, usually replaced the tire due to the location of the leak.

2026-03-30 16:59:12 UTC

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@nprofile…uu94
It was off green

2026-03-30 16:57:01 UTC

The other day I headed out to do chores only to find that my right rear tire was down to 16psi. I promptly filled it with air and headed down to Discount Tire. They found a screw in the tire and patched it.
My question is, how good is a patched tire from a reputable place like this, and how long should it last?

2026-03-29 16:04:27 UTC

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@nprofile…sqk5
covid times, can't be outside or you'll DIE!!!!

2026-03-29 16:01:47 UTC

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@nprofile…w4wg
Divorced parents here. My mother worked, and I'd say fron 2nd grade on I walked to/from school and had the keys to the apt. Came home from school, watched tv, had dinner, did homework, went to bed.

2026-03-29 05:07:14 UTC

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@nprofile…7r0z
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/310/725/960/451/489/original/e2f9f42b91d0416e.jpg

2026-03-29 01:55:34 UTC

My favorite pic of the day
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/309/972/098/053/349/original/0211e297c97abdfa.jpg

2026-03-29 01:32:07 UTC

Just looked at the pics of the local group of old folks that were out yelling at clouds today, there was one youngster who looked like a cross between McLovin and Waldo

2026-03-29 00:54:14 UTC

Best comment that I've read today
"Trump's gotten more fat women to walk than Jenny Craig"

2026-03-29 00:42:10 UTC

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@nprofile…4pam
Well, about 10 of us went to see Predator when it came out, and we had a blast doing our own version of MST 3000.
I know that I saw Robocop in the theater, but it was a smaller group if I recall. The other two were Blockbuster rentals

2026-03-29 00:38:16 UTC

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@nprofile…f4w5
Christ, he's in one of the rows that are 2 seats, at least do it in one of "suites" , single seat row. After looking at the seat map it's an aisle seat right by the bathroom

2026-03-28 22:32:01 UTC

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@nprofile…l4kz
Following in the great foot steps of NYC
https://www.nyc.gov/site/dsny/businesses/materials-handling/utensils-condiments-napkins.page

2026-03-28 20:18:23 UTC

Signs that winter is over, locals have their stands open
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/308/644/260/394/576/original/0bb1a25f8aabe99a.jpg
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2026-03-28 20:15:19 UTC

Just found out that there's a name for what I've been doing
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/308/634/335/252/240/original/0013303521d5cee1.jpeg

2026-03-28 19:28:18 UTC

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@nprofile…29y7
A couple of weeks ago we went from 80 to low 30's overnight, mostly between 50-70 during the day, nightime can go from mid 30's to mid 60's

2026-03-28 19:15:34 UTC

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@nprofile…29y7 @nprofile…xpq2
Balmy 54 here in TN right now

2026-03-28 18:50:47 UTC

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2026-03-28 18:26:33 UTC

Went to pay my rent online, message comes back Denied, insufficient funds. I check my bank acct online and see that I have 6x my rent in my acct. I also see that my CC bill is past due as I never received a statement. I pay my CC bill (which is more than my rent).
Guess I'm going back to writing checks to pay my rent.

2026-03-28 18:17:57 UTC

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@nprofile…29y7
Nothing says that you believe in a movement by bringing your chair to sit in the shade during a protest.

2026-03-28 13:58:33 UTC

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@nprofile…dlsx
$3.37 in VA, $3.47 in TN
Sams club

2026-03-28 12:32:21 UTC

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@nprofile…dlsx
They should just make Potter a black F-M tranny, Harriet is now Harry

2026-03-28 12:19:15 UTC

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@nprofile…c2ja
provolone or swiss gives that nice twang

2026-03-28 04:30:58 UTC

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@nprofile…hqna
I can't wait for the black Huck Finn

2026-03-27 20:46:49 UTC

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@nprofile…l3qy
I just signed a new lease, so I'm good until 7/1/27.
If I can grab one of the places I'm looking at, hopefully I can get out before my new lease takes effect on 7/1

2026-03-27 20:44:03 UTC

NY is going all in on having your 2 year old injected with Stuff.
I wonder how long until this becomes a requisite for their "Free" Childcare for 2 year olds?
https://www.news10.com/capitol/legislation-federal-vaccine-overhaul/

2026-03-27 20:33:26 UTC

One of the greatest lineups of all time finally has their live recordings released
https://a.co/d/07ROXicd
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/303/042/636/484/091/original/6af33aa8b1a4e213.jpg
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2026-03-27 20:30:03 UTC

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@nprofile…p0rr
I thought it was the exhalation of Carbon Dioxide

2026-03-27 20:26:38 UTC

Signed a contract with a realtor, on Monday I go get my preapproval, then the hunt starts. I have my eye on a couple of places, but we shall see what happens.

2026-03-27 02:12:14 UTC

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@nprofile…3hmk
your browser didn't say Please

2026-03-27 01:07:57 UTC

Yuotube TV's multiview is a godsend.
2 college basketball games, one hockey game, and a baseball game all on one screen.
When there's a commercial, just change to the broadcast that you want to hear.

2026-03-27 01:04:43 UTC

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@nprofile…lsen
I'm supposed to be beteeen 160-200. I remember being 165 when I graduated HS and everyond thought that I was too skinny and that was over 40 years ago.
I won't mention my weight, as some might mistake it for an Area code