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2026-08-24 15:36:29 UTC

California is a 100% Democrat-controlled state. They just made it illegal to investigate government fraud. Let that sink in. Then show me an example of Republicans doing something this egregious. I’ll wait. https://notthebee.com/article/gavin-newsom-signs-stop-nick-shirley-act-into-california-law

2026-08-22 16:36:51 UTC

Today's joke is tomorrow's truth. https://www.mousetrapnews.com/breaking-mickey-mouse-will-be-transgender#google_vignette

2026-08-05 15:15:13 UTC

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2026-08-01 18:22:14 UTC

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2026-07-30 16:10:07 UTC

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2026-07-19 05:04:56 UTC

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2026-07-17 02:16:51 UTC

How fucking stupid are people? https://www.engadget.com/2216405/1password-anthropic-claude-integration/

2026-07-15 19:04:33 UTC

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2026-07-13 20:31:11 UTC

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2026-07-10 06:08:06 UTC

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2026-07-06 18:30:49 UTC

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2026-07-03 07:58:24 UTC

https://nypost.com/2026/07/02/us-news/gavin-newsom-ally-alexis-podesta-wore-fbi-wire-in-corruption-probe-lawyer/

2026-07-02 19:05:52 UTC

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2026-07-01 03:50:05 UTC

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2026-06-28 07:10:27 UTC

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2026-06-26 21:01:58 UTC

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2026-06-25 13:17:22 UTC

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2026-06-24 00:15:46 UTC

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2026-06-23 15:49:28 UTC

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2026-06-23 15:03:24 UTC

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2026-06-21 22:06:08 UTC

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2026-06-21 15:34:58 UTC

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2026-06-14 15:22:07 UTC

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2026-06-13 14:59:01 UTC

I find your terms acceptable.
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2026-06-13 03:16:36 UTC

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2026-06-11 19:30:56 UTC

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2026-06-11 18:13:12 UTC

Wow, they're actually trying to equate these two.
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2026-06-11 14:18:34 UTC

Apparently this lie is the hill they want to die on.
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2026-06-09 19:55:20 UTC

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2026-06-09 12:30:45 UTC

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2026-06-07 17:43:23 UTC

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2026-06-04 16:57:01 UTC

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2026-06-01 22:11:23 UTC

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2026-05-27 19:41:46 UTC

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2026-05-21 20:05:02 UTC

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2026-05-21 16:54:22 UTC

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2026-05-16 22:53:54 UTC

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2026-05-07 21:28:51 UTC

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2026-05-07 17:24:42 UTC

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2026-05-07 05:32:41 UTC

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2026-05-06 17:56:04 UTC

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2026-05-05 03:21:12 UTC

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2026-05-02 18:35:37 UTC

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2026-05-01 02:45:20 UTC

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2026-04-30 21:05:35 UTC

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2026-04-30 15:42:37 UTC

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2026-04-29 17:19:18 UTC

They can't read but I'm sure they can name all 57 genders and believe communism will save us all. https://notthebee.com/article/videos-of-prep-school-students-attempting-to-read-a-basic-sentence-really-doesnt-make-you-feel-good-about-our-education-system

2026-04-28 14:59:49 UTC

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2026-04-27 16:42:29 UTC

https://notthebee.com/article/meet-the-teachers-when-decided-to-publicly-voice-their-displeasure-that-trump-wasnt-murdered-over-the-weekend

2026-04-26 16:48:36 UTC

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2026-04-23 17:28:26 UTC

The wings of the Democrat party.
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2026-04-22 16:40:09 UTC

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2026-04-21 21:38:41 UTC

WTF happened to Tucker & Candace? https://x.com/HQNewsNow/status/2046577731173802467

2026-04-21 13:41:08 UTC

https://notthebee.com/article/report-9-out-of-every-10-hires-in-the-us-since-2020-have-gone-to-foreigners

2026-04-20 15:17:25 UTC

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2026-04-19 21:41:39 UTC

Funny how EVERY kid of someone famous in Hollywood is trans. What are the odds?
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2026-04-19 17:49:20 UTC

Hoechella
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2026-04-19 01:00:34 UTC

This shit’s gotta stop.
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2026-04-18 01:22:07 UTC

Why do politicians push laws they know won’t get past the supreme courts because they violate the constitution?
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2026-04-17 12:53:29 UTC

This is literally how his position has evolved over his years in office.
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2026-04-16 02:31:10 UTC

Genius artwork.
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2026-04-15 22:54:02 UTC

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2026-04-15 01:36:36 UTC

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2026-04-14 16:07:29 UTC

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-predicts-his-approval-ratings-will-be-resurrected-in-three-days

2026-04-14 13:46:59 UTC

Clearly never opened a history book…
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2026-04-13 17:10:17 UTC

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2026-04-13 15:27:05 UTC

I find your terms acceptable.
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2026-04-13 13:01:54 UTC

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2026-04-07 11:58:31 UTC

Can’t make this shit up. 😂🤣😂
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2026-04-06 15:05:11 UTC

Another Netflix reboot…
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2026-04-05 16:35:05 UTC

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2026-04-01 02:54:56 UTC

I dunno. According to the Muslims themselves, they’re here to overthrow our society from within. And we’re so dumb we not only welcome it, we punish anyone who raises doubts about their motivations.
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2026-03-31 14:33:40 UTC

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