Obi-₿it Koinobi

Only a Sith saves in fiat.

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2026-04-03 01:19:20 UTC

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So... "God is longsuffering, not willing that any should parish" would seem to be at odds with "God is like an author who chooses what his characters do, in detail and absolute authority". Unless God is just cosplaying the longsuffering bit for his own amusement and benefit.

2026-02-01 16:45:34 UTC

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Y U BACK ON TWITTER WITH CHECKMARK!?
Y U GIVE ELON PERSONAL INFO!?

2026-02-01 10:57:42 UTC

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Is that you on Twitter or a fake? @ODELLXYZ

2025-11-19 19:32:25 UTC

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Resistance or confidence? The English language can be Swiss army knife-y sometimes...

2025-11-17 03:44:31 UTC

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It'd be great if the increase in value came from somewhere other than just the money printer going brrrr, but I'll take it from wherever I can get it.

2025-11-17 03:38:33 UTC

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Action Jaxson

2025-11-13 23:09:35 UTC

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Maybe if the dumb asses hadn't destroyed the currency the cost of manufacturing the currency wouldn't have exceeded the value of it.
Tis what tis.

2025-04-04 02:48:37 UTC

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I wonder if the people who live above the shop ever get tired of pizza.

2025-04-04 02:10:14 UTC

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Skynet performing cursory experiments.

2025-03-31 02:13:58 UTC

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The thought of having my whole check go directly into bitcoin only for me to have to convert back into dollars to pay bills, buy food, etc makes me want to hurl.
That being said, it seems like it could be a good deterent against unnecessary spending habits if every time you go to spend money you have to get rid of bitcoin to do so. It makes you a lot more cognizant in the moment of the importance of not spending it. You think twice. If it's sitting there in dollars not only is it losing value there's a continual temptation to conveniently spend it.

2025-03-30 17:58:37 UTC

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You trying to get her turd to shimmy back up the elevator?

2025-03-30 17:00:12 UTC

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https://media1.tenor.com/m/PQ6fPMawvPgAAAAC/see-more.gif

2025-03-30 16:56:22 UTC

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What if you never sell bitcoin but you never seem to have too many dollars?

2025-03-30 16:46:39 UTC

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Is that the new "well you can just go to hell"?

2025-03-30 16:41:44 UTC

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Alright then, Eddie Money.

2025-03-27 23:31:28 UTC

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Joe "bad ass" Armstrong FTW!

2025-03-27 16:54:53 UTC

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When they ban guns, people will kill with knives.
When they ban knives, people will kill with rocks.
When they ban rocks, people will kill with hands.
When they ban hands, people will bite each other to death.
And since they've banned hands, they'll have no way to introduce new legislation banning anything else, so stay humble and stack Crest, plebs.

2025-03-24 21:05:08 UTC

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What's the difference (or advantage) of nip17 over nip04?

2025-03-21 01:31:57 UTC

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I'm holding out until I can take out a Klarna loan to pay for the toilet paper to wipe away my lunch.

2025-03-20 20:32:38 UTC

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Mr Ed on vacation?

2025-03-20 17:37:22 UTC

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If she thought he was young then, have her go watch Bill & Ted. Or Point Break. Whichever she might vibe with more.

2025-03-20 17:04:55 UTC

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Um... bitcoin is built on sound money principles. Nostr is built on sound social communication principles.
Or am I wrong?

2025-03-17 00:22:09 UTC

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It's awesome. Have you considered doing a spearmint version or a version with neroli?
Also, is there something I can do to prevent it from cracking? Maybe keep it in an airtight container when not in use?

2025-03-17 00:08:17 UTC

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Lol Did Blocky Blockerson block you after that last reply?

2025-03-17 00:04:04 UTC

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I salute your ability to stay emotionless, rational, and informative in your replies to that absolute unit of buttholery.
https://image.nostr.build/2b25a41de0836952dbcdc41a8052b3ac6c731c7284e79a3e222b2447b3ece1cc.gif

2025-02-22 18:51:19 UTC

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I'd laugh if I weren't oscillating so violently between sad and mad.

2025-02-22 18:49:08 UTC

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You sure it's your period and not your exclamation point? 🫣

2025-01-30 20:49:57 UTC

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Weakened at Bernies

2025-01-30 14:40:39 UTC

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Exactly? All the time? It never feels like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqdZpxkzNvc

2025-01-24 18:09:43 UTC

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Imagine that. A guy named Freddy Krueger gashing people.

2025-01-24 00:08:17 UTC

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I just used him as a placeholder name. Put whoever you need to in there.

2025-01-23 22:32:20 UTC

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I guess we'll just need to wait until maybe Vance becomes president to get an actual SBR. Or better yet... maybe everybody (individual states included) just needs to stay humble and stack their own SBR and not wait for Trump or anybody else to do it for them.

2025-01-22 00:20:16 UTC

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The Wimbleville Wombats

2025-01-20 22:46:24 UTC

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Lol No, 4th round. Travis Hunter is the one that might go 4th overall.
And my team... I'll just say they are definitively a non-playoff team this year. Emphasis on definitively and non.

2025-01-20 22:37:23 UTC

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I'm think I read he was projected to go maybe 4th but guys can rise up those charts with a good combine and pro day.
I was kinda hoping my team would take him but they won't have the opportunity where I was hoping they'd take him.

2025-01-20 03:41:24 UTC

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Maybe do both? Sign Higgins, draft Williams?

2025-01-20 03:40:04 UTC

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https://youtu.be/Wd6bYOFjbi4?feature=shared

2025-01-20 03:30:29 UTC

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Savion Williams maybe?

2025-01-20 03:26:20 UTC

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I wonder if they'll finally cut ties with him and promote Likely.

2025-01-20 03:23:58 UTC

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Mark Andscrewed... dude couldn't catch a cold in a Buffalo snow storm.

2025-01-11 20:09:47 UTC

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Well... maybe set them straight? The truly stupid questions are the ones not asked, right? Or would it be better if they just remained stupid?

2025-01-05 01:39:00 UTC

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The framus probably isn't connecting with the ramistan. You should check approximately around the podernostr.

2025-01-03 03:47:26 UTC

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So do you think they might be fear-mongering?

2025-01-03 00:46:04 UTC

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Between this and the Shawn Ryan discussion with Sarah Adams I watched earlier my brain is already done with 2025.
Wen 2026?

2025-01-01 18:34:22 UTC

Hello there.
Stay eggy, stack bacon.

2025-01-01 06:57:57 UTC

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Fuck Eloncoin.

2024-12-31 16:56:27 UTC

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I really don't think I know. I just know my ears are screaming no while other parts of me are screaming yes.

2024-12-31 16:49:50 UTC

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#nevent1q…yta4

2024-12-31 15:35:11 UTC

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Damn.... think I'm in love

2024-12-30 23:54:13 UTC

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If Travis Kelce was based this is who he'd be dating instead Fiat Swift.

2024-12-30 23:52:31 UTC

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Was going to say the same.

2024-12-30 23:16:32 UTC

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Afaik she's somebody who had a tough choice to make. 🤔

2024-12-30 23:12:11 UTC

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Hey now...

2024-12-30 17:47:24 UTC

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You're really coming off the top rope with that Sophie's choice.

2024-12-30 17:09:37 UTC

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lol
"I've been in this shit... OH, kid show... I've been in this shit...."

2024-12-30 16:34:52 UTC

GM
Stay sats, stack humble.

2024-12-29 20:17:17 UTC

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That's almost enough to make me want to be sick enough to go to the hospital.

2024-12-29 20:12:39 UTC

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That's hilarious.
I like Primal, especially the notifications. But I love Amethyst.

2024-12-29 20:08:54 UTC

Bitcoin may be for enemies, but so is oxygen and water. Just because you and your enemy both have a need to breath and stay hydrated does not mean you are friends nor does it mean you fighting for the same goals.
Anyone who would seek to use bitcoin as a way to subjugate you or society as a whole is most definitely not a friendly.
/my2sats

2024-12-28 15:49:38 UTC

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Eewsky? How long til you're banned?

2024-12-27 21:43:21 UTC

Good afternoon.
Stay sats, stack humble.

2024-12-27 02:20:08 UTC

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Wtf is with all the fear-mongering over single-sig wallets lately? Are single points of failure not enough of an adventure that we need to introduce multi-points of failure? Are we really hoping Elon gets us to Mars just so we have extra places to bury our seedor?

2024-12-21 23:11:10 UTC

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White beans, turnip greens, mashed taters n gravy, mac n cheese, fried pork chops, cornbread, and sweet tea w/lemon.
That's it, that's the meal.

2024-12-21 21:47:01 UTC

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This note was quite bacon-y.
https://image.nostr.build/149b4ed12dbf7eb4059c559ad85c9a176f335e790188266bf89c964bcfdf18a9.gif

2024-12-21 19:57:24 UTC

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From what I understand you can either solo mine, which equates to a lottery ticket every 10 minutes, or you can join the public pool which may earn you maybe 25-40 sats per day. Idk if you can send to a lightning wallet, which would be preferable over sending dust to a layer 1 address, maybe others can answer.
On @nprofile…wmsc Christmas show yesterday Mechanic was talking about customized solo mining during the mining panel, but I can't remember the details. Sounded really awesome. Makes me want to buy a handful of the bitaxes for various styles of mining.

2024-12-21 10:46:56 UTC

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That's... https://image.nostr.build/b8bde7829bc0b2edddd7289e58a1594224a67ad1d9162dad7ab7e1dcaac32b2b.gif

2024-12-16 21:00:59 UTC

Ever feel like you're getting left behind?

2024-12-16 03:37:50 UTC

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I've got enough of my own soul rattling around in there. I've only got room for bacon and eggs.

2024-12-15 19:32:51 UTC

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The top one is saying "I'm gonna eat your soul with bacon and eggs for breakfast."

2024-12-15 19:29:15 UTC

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You had to use the force basically.

2024-12-15 04:44:03 UTC

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I want that mug for Christmas.

2024-12-15 04:37:26 UTC

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Fungibility is important.

2024-12-14 17:48:53 UTC

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"...lessin you're a hog or cattle. People train runs outta Ssssstubbville."

2024-12-14 13:59:38 UTC

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Biscuits and sawmill gravy
Back To The Future
Brienne of Tarth

2024-12-14 13:51:29 UTC

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https://image.nostr.build/41cdcf7c4bf832783ff982755d2b59f1c9098a146e3ca18f4573677c88639eeb.gif

2024-12-14 09:40:20 UTC

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https://m.primal.net/MvlP.gif

2024-12-14 09:31:52 UTC

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https://m.primal.net/Mvkw.jpg

2024-12-13 04:15:25 UTC

Saw this on X... I think I'll ignore the LOTR bias, but how accurate is this?
#TrilogyMeter
https://m.primal.net/MufC.png

2024-12-12 17:25:12 UTC

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Eh... I'm not pretty enough.

2024-12-12 10:07:38 UTC

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Which side of the money printer does this clown wake up on every morning? I bet he has a big stack of sats himself he doesn't tell anyone about but down the road he'll let it be known in some faux-a culpa.

2024-12-11 18:04:46 UTC

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Is that fish bitcoin only? If so, do you eat it or throw it back?

2024-12-11 16:56:16 UTC

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The Seal of ODELL.

2024-12-11 16:34:46 UTC

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Kitteh

2024-12-10 22:42:42 UTC

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Huh... well how about dem apples?

2024-12-10 17:43:53 UTC

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That's what I heard anyway.

2024-12-10 17:42:43 UTC

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It's probably sour grapes over the fact bitcoin was created on computers running Linux.

2024-12-10 17:40:54 UTC

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I thought Jayz was diddling the illuminati goat mask.

2024-12-10 17:36:49 UTC

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Watch it not actually be him. They're gonna get rugged 2x.

2024-12-10 17:29:40 UTC

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Fold loves their push to card feature, which is great for those who have their paychecks instantly converted to btc. But the tax headaches of "selling" your bitcoin every time you want a cup of coffee or to pay your utility bills seems like an unnecessary pain in the ass.

2024-12-09 20:00:56 UTC

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This can't be a coincidence...
If this is true, would that make Jack Mallers Mario? Super Bitcoinio Bros?
https://image.nostr.build/1b13217850dbb673ff202eaebf9102a82287e9c2c69f60c0ff6d438c48bb4364.jpg

2024-12-09 18:13:54 UTC

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...you might want to get a spare for him to play with. His own little security play perty.

2024-12-09 17:57:19 UTC

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Me too... especially when in missle form.

2024-12-09 17:17:41 UTC

Saw someone on X worried about Saylor/MSTR buying up all the bitcoin and worried about centralization of bitcoin. Just goes to show the disconnect between people's understanding of the difference between the network and the money.
The way to fight centralization of bitcoin is more people need to be running nodes not people trying to out-buy Saylor. That's impossible. And for the normies for which it is too technical then maybe someone is figuring out how to put nodes in appliances the way they've put miners into space heaters. What about putting nodes into wifi routers, toasters, tvs, or refrigerators?
So yeah, maybe focus as much on onboarding people into running the network as you do getting them to buy the money.
#decentralization

2024-12-09 17:05:20 UTC

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What scares me more than an army of drones with giant dildos glued to them is the Army with an army of drones with giant dildo shaped missiles glued to them.

2024-12-09 16:08:34 UTC

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I bet I could fit my whole fist on that.

2024-12-09 15:44:38 UTC

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Has he been on Weight Watchers lately?

2024-12-09 15:43:13 UTC

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Let everyone know what it tastes like. I've often wondered.

2024-12-09 15:41:31 UTC

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I think California should be declared its own country.

2024-12-08 23:02:06 UTC

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It seems like a strange contradiction how you have to trust X with your info in order to become "verified". With Nostr it's the other way around.

2024-11-26 13:20:24 UTC

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Cope on a rope.