highly praised and little read

Why should trans people have all the business name fun
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2024-09-05 15:52:37 UTC

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it was only a whip, it was only a whip

2024-09-05 15:45:10 UTC

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yvw

2024-09-05 15:30:05 UTC

Truth Coming Out of Her Well to Have a Great Time
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2024-09-05 13:59:22 UTC

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i kinda respect that they still dont have a big “as seen in memes” sign pointing at it. Let the people do some sleuthing

2024-09-05 03:08:46 UTC

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dead celt peat bog

2024-09-05 02:57:54 UTC

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small town malt shoppe

2024-09-05 02:31:35 UTC

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times square ball drop

2024-09-05 00:51:19 UTC

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she’s the worst predator of all time

2024-09-05 00:36:22 UTC

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Can u keep it down please
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2024-09-04 23:56:31 UTC

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i wonder if the html is in all caps

2024-09-04 23:47:10 UTC

Great job with the website guys
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2024-09-04 23:27:42 UTC

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i don’t discriminate

2024-09-04 23:21:52 UTC

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my mastodon account is fun for all ages

2024-09-04 23:14:38 UTC

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This is like a henny youngman joke. Born in the wrong era

2024-09-04 22:57:44 UTC

Welcoming one of the iconic bugs into my humble home
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2024-09-04 19:28:26 UTC

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shaksper didnt know how to spell it either

2024-09-04 19:23:45 UTC

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throwing out my owala bottle and hydrating with peruvian rat pot

2024-09-04 17:59:27 UTC

The W fell off the Whole Foods sign and they had to throw out everything except the bagels and swiss cheese 😔

2024-09-04 15:31:12 UTC

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ideally any shocking news should be delivered with muffled tiny dancer playing in the distance

2024-09-04 15:21:24 UTC

Closing the window really fast after sending a slightly stressful dm

2024-09-04 14:37:22 UTC

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anyone can just put anything on there!

2024-09-04 14:26:37 UTC

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the wording seems to imply that peacocks may be native to other parts of ohio

2024-09-04 12:58:13 UTC

Once upon a time there were three beautiful princesses, and their names were Lurpak, Plugra, and Kerrygold

2024-09-04 11:51:45 UTC

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yeah, there was a cluster of them along West Port just south of the castle - i really enjoyed browsing Armchair and Edinburgh Books. Have fun, it’s a beautiful city

2024-09-03 23:55:32 UTC

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yes (chase)

2024-09-03 23:15:34 UTC

Midnight in the garden of good and aw fuck
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2024-09-03 20:48:31 UTC

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feel the rain on your skin

2024-09-03 19:49:03 UTC

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if it isn't my old friend mr mcgreg

2024-09-03 19:24:52 UTC

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im sorry i forgot jojo was your bibendum from pattern recognition

2024-09-03 19:21:19 UTC

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Turning and turning in the widening gyre
The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
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2024-09-03 17:56:42 UTC

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i think i officially entered middle age today when i had to meet an AC repair guy at 7 am today and just naturally woke up at 6:15 without an alarm

2024-09-03 16:32:16 UTC

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navigating city bureaucracy using the "yes, and" method

2024-09-03 16:27:30 UTC

Just ran across this website, the music is a great touch https://secondcityzoning.org/

2024-09-03 13:15:44 UTC

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give 👏 crossing 👏 guards 👏 rocket 👏 launchers 👏

2024-09-03 13:06:44 UTC

Pigeon eating giordano’s
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2024-09-03 11:33:57 UTC

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charli said goodbye forever brat summer and thats all i need to hear

2024-09-03 01:00:40 UTC

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if you want fancy quotes go to church

2024-09-03 00:58:59 UTC

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Aw i just noticed the illinois satanic temple logo is wearing a little lincoln hat

2024-09-03 00:51:14 UTC

Nice to see religious organizations out there doing good work
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2024-09-02 22:36:47 UTC

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idk i found this turtle
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2024-09-02 22:14:38 UTC

Need help with this physics puzzle in the forest area
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2024-09-02 19:57:13 UTC

This picnic was met with a terrible fate
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2024-09-02 03:02:56 UTC

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yeah i didnt look at the actual feed at all because i was too engrossed by the terrifying movie

2024-09-02 03:00:40 UTC

You could call that the first “podcast”! 🤣😂 seriously though that was the most unsettling two hours of film ive ever seen, what the fuck #monsterdon

2024-09-02 02:28:55 UTC

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just sitting motionless in your room, ramrod straight back

2024-09-02 01:42:42 UTC

Olaf Stapledon mentioned 💫 #monsterdon

2024-09-02 01:04:58 UTC

Apropos of nothing i just thought of this picture i took yesterday #monsterdon
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2024-09-01 22:39:40 UTC

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i noticed the art gallery of ontario started saying “artist once known” instead of unknown or anonymous, which is pretty cool

2024-09-01 22:01:50 UTC

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oh i have seen that on a previous visit!! It’s super cool

2024-09-01 21:57:28 UTC

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i did not, but i’m a member so i could swing back sometime!

2024-09-01 21:41:00 UTC

One of the more specific CWs ive seen
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2024-09-01 17:05:56 UTC

Archaeologists Uncover Earliest Known Evidence of Drake
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2024-09-01 16:23:46 UTC

The suggestive quality of georgia o’keeffe’s work is mostly overstated and reductive but i cant really argue with this one
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2024-09-01 16:19:17 UTC

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lol

2024-09-01 15:31:07 UTC

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Many say the Buddha was the first being to rawdog reality itself

2024-09-01 15:29:19 UTC

I don’t really understand the appeal of doing it on a plane but rawdogging a whole subway ride can be pretty fun

2024-09-01 11:36:57 UTC

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have you considered using it to lure murderers into a false sense of security before tricking them into self conviction

2024-09-01 04:19:02 UTC

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wait, he also fixates on random details!

2024-09-01 03:41:49 UTC

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I think one reason columbo is so appealing to my generation is that he always successfully finishes the job despite having nuclear grade adhd

2024-09-01 03:39:03 UTC

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sadly, most murders go unsolved due to excessive cider visibility

2024-09-01 03:09:04 UTC

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that damned cider!!

2024-09-01 02:43:29 UTC

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Patrick mcgoohan won an emmy for this

2024-09-01 02:14:32 UTC

This is how i wake up every morning
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2024-08-31 18:13:22 UTC

Overheard: “i didnt know you had a twin brother!! Is he gay too”

2024-08-31 17:13:06 UTC

@npub1d3f…qgra i found him using the guide but honestly pretty disappointing. i'm going to continue enjoying the secret service agent getting his ankle chewed off in front of transsexual mount rushmore

2024-08-31 16:32:37 UTC

Rules for this server
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2024-08-31 12:28:10 UTC

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it’s disappointing, i feel like jon used to be able to tell a story thru composition but this is just like truth social gamesmaster anthony’s birthday

2024-08-31 12:16:10 UTC

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its also funny that this was clearly completed before mid july because kamala has less canvas space than merrick garland

2024-08-31 12:10:07 UTC

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this is like a wheres waldo if everyone was waldo

2024-08-31 00:44:00 UTC

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one of my neighbors does little front stoop concerts on fridays sometimes!

2024-08-31 00:30:44 UTC

10/10 sunset no notes
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2024-08-30 23:21:26 UTC

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oh no im sorry

2024-08-30 23:04:43 UTC

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he's so proud his daughter learned to shoot fireballs like that

2024-08-30 22:59:05 UTC

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that's like putting a sign next to mario that says mario

2024-08-30 22:50:41 UTC

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literally every decision about JoJo could’ve been been made better

2024-08-30 22:49:50 UTC

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to me jojo is a Child’s Play style slasher antagonist

2024-08-30 22:44:41 UTC

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I think my wife is the only person who has ever purchased those socks

2024-08-30 22:43:52 UTC

The grocery store is suddenly going incredibly hard on their unappealing mascot that nobody has heard of
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2024-08-30 22:22:07 UTC

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gyatt/hyatt are permanently going to be pronounced as each other for me now

2024-08-30 20:28:18 UTC

It's cool when you create a project on angie's list and get a phone call literally 5 seconds after clicking submit, it's like playing a construction themed ARG

2024-08-30 18:21:28 UTC

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Sorry my account got hacked by a bird

2024-08-30 18:20:49 UTC

Ive been walking past this neighbor’s fence all summer just counting the days until i can finally snatch a cheeky street grape
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2024-08-30 15:49:54 UTC

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i think it’s actually making a comeback under new ownership!

2024-08-30 14:33:30 UTC

Typing “behind the” into the podcast search bar and nervously looking around to see if the principal is watching before continuing

2024-08-30 13:30:53 UTC

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I had a nightmare last night that i worked for the onion and had to come up with a headline idea asap and this was what i landed on

2024-08-30 09:22:10 UTC

Study: Scrolling for Less Than 8 Hours a Day Increases Risk of Missing Cool, Funny Posts

2024-08-29 19:24:23 UTC

Everyone loves querying WHOIS records but nobody ever queries HOWIS records...

2024-08-29 00:37:02 UTC

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it’s big ben lol

2024-08-29 00:10:31 UTC

Every architect bio needs a line like this
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2024-08-28 23:20:27 UTC

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interestingly that third window predates the de stijl movement by about 5 years!