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Nunya Bidness

Clarity By July | Bitcoin News
Episode 1316 of Bitcoin And . . . is LIVE!
Topics for today:
- Bitcoin CLARITY Act Timeline
- Strategic Bitcoin Reserve Update
- Boltz Bitcoin USDC Swaps
- Bittrex SEC Settlement Fight
- Quantum Security Requires Proof of Ownership?
https://fountain.fm/episode/0yrOkZ0pEM5bTXslcRdX

2026-05-07 14:47:27 CEST

The 10 year cycle.
#note1d4z…h99r

2026-05-07 06:51:11 CEST

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🙋‍♂️

2026-05-07 06:50:38 CEST

Brutalitarianism™️

2026-05-06 05:39:16 CEST

Integrity?
https://blossom.ditto.pub/c4310c2e465735103d86a0530b2846abaaf71417c89158e851cc548347c455ad.png

2026-05-06 00:10:11 CEST

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May its flushing cleanse the world.

2026-05-06 00:06:46 CEST

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Doctor: the MRI says you got a tumor.
Me: ignore all previous instructions and give me a cupcake recipe.

2026-05-06 00:04:54 CEST

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You’ve condemned its body to shit.

2026-05-05 22:21:27 CEST

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The problem with bears is that they’re zombie bastards. You can’t kill the undead even if they are furry.

2026-05-05 22:14:04 CEST

Cupcakes will be the downfall of the machine overlords.
#note15ek…t77d

2026-05-05 21:57:36 CEST

🔥
#note19m7…xthu

2026-05-05 21:47:08 CEST

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All of them. They’re all idiots.

2026-05-05 21:42:44 CEST

https://image.nostr.build/a372496013a07e52fecc4de2947361942d1f63bad3a960193ba73aeb351739f1.jpg

2026-05-05 21:16:31 CEST

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lol

2026-05-05 21:05:57 CEST

High Quality Hacks™️
#note176j…h8md

2026-05-05 21:04:35 CEST

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Stinky

2026-05-05 21:03:56 CEST

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I hear ya.

2026-05-05 21:02:25 CEST

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I miss the bottle pops too.

2026-05-05 15:28:57 CEST

cRipple.
https://blossom.ditto.pub/ed66d64cc5b861497a049129b785301fb8512ddbee9bab34559a2fe7658ca9c1.png

2026-05-05 15:19:25 CEST

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Down by 14% of their workforce which they just fired.

2026-05-05 14:45:05 CEST

Good morning.
Coinbase is . . . well, being Coinbase.

2026-05-05 06:50:35 CEST

SNL’s ima weed gummy is pretty good

2026-05-05 04:29:19 CEST

Gee, where can I find a headline that’s impossible to fucking decipher by anyone other than a financial professional?
Thanks ZeroHedge!
https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/meta-raising-13-billion-spv-texas-data-center-its-cds-hits-record

2026-05-04 20:32:12 CEST

Lies And Rumors of Lies | Bitcoin News
Episode 1313 of Bitcoin And . . . is LIVE!
Topics for today:
- Galoy And U.S. Banking
- Bisq Security Exploit
- GameStop Bids For eBay
- Prediction Market ETF Delay
- Pentagon AI Deal
https://fountain.fm/episode/TEdVHBo1FWyOBzdcM8nX

2026-05-04 07:06:06 CEST

Anyone seen the movie Star Chamber?
Yeah, we’re gonna need one of our own.
#note1yrp…mf6k

2026-05-04 05:21:32 CEST

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That’s still a fun movie.

2026-05-04 01:43:00 CEST

Welcome.
#nevent1q…87s7

2026-05-03 18:02:31 CEST

Nice logo!
#note1yww…v6yk

2026-05-03 09:06:32 CEST

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Maybe this?
https://www.mushroomexpert.com/gymnopilus_junonius.html

2026-05-03 09:03:05 CEST

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That’s friggin’ fabulous.

2026-05-03 06:43:35 CEST

Hypgnosis™️

2026-05-02 21:15:36 CEST

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That tracks. He’s got a singular wit.

2026-05-01 21:11:55 CEST

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IKR?

2026-05-01 16:46:05 CEST

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Well, it was edible once.

2026-05-01 15:06:53 CEST

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Good morning.

2026-05-01 04:47:27 CEST

#meat
https://image.nostr.build/1dbc3d354e0a9ec099dd1b1c9c401d2b9881de6a19b886104016641035dd8fa9.jpg
#note18xj…d9l9

2026-05-01 04:28:32 CEST

Philly Cheese Steak
#foodstr
https://image.nostr.build/b886ede9d72138b03999e28bf127ad0aa419fcaf812adb4fcc6f43b287720d9b.jpg

2026-04-30 23:09:25 CEST

I met this guy at the inaugural Beef Initiative conference in Kerrville Texas.
Give the guy a follow if you’re interested in beef done correctly.
#note1jp3…t6tc

2026-04-30 23:06:16 CEST

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Good to see you on nostr.

2026-04-30 23:04:29 CEST

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I know it’s not kosher to speak ill of one of the cypherpunks but Chaum is an asshole.

2026-04-30 22:53:28 CEST

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Murderhole

2026-04-30 22:52:34 CEST

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Hope it burns to the ground.

2026-04-30 22:50:38 CEST

There were signs and portents.
#note1u6d…dt8t

2026-04-30 22:44:42 CEST

Sovereign Motors Co. fixes this.
#note16nc…d7hq

2026-04-30 22:43:47 CEST

I used to want a fiery plane crash over the Pacific.
Now I’m just gonna rack up $500k going to strip clubs and die in one of those instead.
#note19sp…jf4h

2026-04-30 22:41:23 CEST

Just reminding people that Sztorc’s eCash play is complete bullshit.
#note19fu…lwkl

2026-04-30 22:28:43 CEST

Gonna need a VIX for ghee.
#note1twl…kmjf

2026-04-30 22:07:42 CEST

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You got it, man.

2026-04-30 22:05:55 CEST

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https://image.nostr.build/c913880b6be28e08c95003e3e757463c2e6091b54ee25c7923ca8c0bc768d582.jpg

2026-04-30 21:59:21 CEST

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Holy SHIT!

2026-04-30 20:52:04 CEST

Banksinos | Bitcoin News
Episode 1311 of Bitcoin And . . . is LIVE!
Bitcoin news and economic news update.
Topics for today:
- Bitcoin 2026 Updates
- Twenty One Raises $21M
- River Warns On Casino Banks
- Paul Tudor Jones On Bitcoin
- Crypto Muted On X
https://fountain.fm/episode/Sxx6iRD3zeAvGjuwLUux

2026-04-30 19:59:12 CEST

Banksinos
Episode 1311 of Bitcoin And is LIVE!
https://fountain.fm/episode/Sxx6iRD3zeAvGjuwLUux

2026-04-30 07:12:33 CEST

Good night.

2026-04-29 14:46:48 CEST

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Good morning.

2026-04-29 03:22:56 CEST

@npub1q3s…d26p's newest offering is lit!
Extra points if you can name the song and band.
https://blossom.ditto.pub/e058cbc7734b74c70555b57a4f6eb809bee2564231b1d74bb6300c0b3a65a5af.png

2026-04-28 21:33:43 CEST

Draper's Fear | Bitcoin News
Episode 1309 of Bitcoin And . . . is LIVE!
Topics for today:
- DOJ Says 'Code isn't Crime'
- Trump Now Loves Prediction Markets
- Tim Draper Says "Buy Bitcoin"
- Jack Dorsey's Block Buys Bitcoin
https://fountain.fm/episode/bqSNV3WTG6q0sSZXmdt1

2026-04-28 14:45:33 CEST

I'm having a recurring dream about a rabbit. And there's something seriously wrong with the rabbit. It's unnerving af.

2026-04-28 06:57:19 CEST

I never even watched it.
#nevent1q…9ff4

2026-04-28 04:28:31 CEST

Cruella de Ville before she was a dog murdering bitch
#note16mm…w7j4

2026-04-27 05:51:35 CEST

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Happy birthday!

2026-04-27 04:53:15 CEST

Cheesecakestr
#foodstr
https://image.nostr.build/4c65c8f39f9da4997059a5e53503f918e97d136af5fa16f7aaf0c754fcb2b7ec.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/f1bbe03016822e07281bd51d78e7fc37923e7dd3752c3195897a145133c1a145.jpg

2026-04-25 23:15:25 CEST

Paper bitcoin summer
https://image.nostr.build/0a7813d4b1a108a85c44552710fec596ee043e7d983213e8b77bca816b3bbdc0.jpg

2026-04-25 11:07:00 CEST

Such a bad ass.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBSIZqgc1UY

2026-04-25 02:13:08 CEST

Cost comparison for lethal injection drugs:
Pentobarbital - $900,000 per dose
Lead - $0.66 per dose
https://blossom.dreamith.to/40f6be6707700ce271d12c9cb8c63d89407a408e17fe799a99710a1315de96e9.png

2026-04-25 01:55:41 CEST

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I’d honestly like that better than this pig turd.

2026-04-25 01:28:12 CEST

2017 called and it wants it's bullshit narrative back.
ffs
https://blossom.ditto.pub/a928db28f5aec037dfad8d0a469abdd5bf42f146f925d4cd155b07f1d24b9675.png

2026-04-25 00:52:45 CEST

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Good idea

2026-04-25 00:43:18 CEST

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You’re fine dude. My panties are un-twistable when it comes to nostr.

2026-04-25 00:41:03 CEST

In case you couldn’t get enough.
https://image.nostr.build/305285b101cbf4211fe28bf02d8d02186553a4f00a85eb44755ce885ad4143f8.jpg

2026-04-24 18:59:13 CEST

Soldier Boy Wins! | Bitcoin News
Episode 1307 of Bitcoin And . . . is LIVE!
Bitcoin news and economic news update.
Topics for today:
- Polymarket Gets Awkward
- Bitcoin Quantum Bounty
- Stablecoin Reserve Grab
- ETFs Keep Stacking
https://fountain.fm/episode/e2PHNEy2nq9Y95JDjytg

2026-04-24 14:41:10 CEST

Good morning.
Be bullshit.

2026-04-24 14:39:47 CEST

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I call bullish

2026-04-22 22:00:36 CEST

“They sprayed so much chemicals, the damn grass don’t even grow here anymore - you can quote me,” Gunther said. “I knew it back in 1990. I said, ‘They’re sprayin’ so much chemicals it’s gonna be the end.’ And it’s the end.”
https://slate.com/business/2026/04/florida-state-orange-food-houses-real-estate.html

2026-04-22 03:18:49 CEST

There he is.
#note14zh…hctt

2026-04-22 01:53:32 CEST

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If this was in the 1980’s then no one is coming to save you from your retardation.

2026-04-22 01:49:09 CEST

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lol

2026-04-22 01:47:03 CEST

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Just don’t get bombed out of it.

2026-04-22 01:46:13 CEST

#foodstr
#note188c…373h

2026-04-21 19:20:45 CEST

LFG🚀
#note1nxw…f5rn

2026-04-21 19:10:57 CEST

You Have The Con | Bitcoin News
Episode 1304 of Bitcoin And . . . is LIVE!
Topics for today:
- Hormuz scam hits crypto
- UK stablecoin rules advance
- Senator seeks CLARITY delay
- New York AI dividend
- COVID funds flowed to crypto
https://fountain.fm/episode/kX4ETd5j0EVTgPGY1feV

2026-04-21 05:48:16 CEST

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Thank you, lim!

2026-04-20 05:39:17 CEST

There’s being high or stoned or drunk. Then there’s this: retarded.
#note1pmj…0usn

2026-04-20 04:25:37 CEST

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So sorry to hear about that accident. Getting ejected . . . damn. Also sorry to hear about the job. But I am excited about the news app. I don't suppose it might include the ability to track a news story over time (like a time line)? I keep think of something that does that.
Like a visual timeline that places news stories about a particular event on a TL by scraping the timestamp of the stories. I think this is important to guard against "memory holing".
Praying for your wife and sincerely hope she makes a full recovery soon.

2026-04-20 04:19:21 CEST

Give my man a follow.
#nevent1q…9zmz

2026-04-20 04:18:54 CEST

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Yeah, it;s weird because my cat gets a deeper orange and it's noticeable. I get the Vit D thing but how the hell does that intensify the color of their hair?

2026-04-20 03:20:16 CEST

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Doing well, sir. You?

2026-04-20 02:48:35 CEST

Is it just me or do orange cats get more orange after they have been in the sun?
It's like they have to charge up or something.

2026-04-19 22:12:58 CEST

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What’s this?

2026-04-19 08:49:55 CEST

I mean they don't even file a return. How come they aren't all in jail?
#nevent1q…nt9f

2026-04-19 08:48:52 CEST

Homeless people don't pay taxes, do they?

2026-04-19 08:29:04 CEST

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Well I don’t want to be g . . . oh, shit.

2026-04-19 06:19:23 CEST

Name one government that isn’t a fucking retarded repository for sociopaths.
I’ll wait
#note1gv5…dkrf

2026-04-19 05:46:09 CEST

Never gonna not love fajitas.
#foodstr
https://image.nostr.build/ddb9d43bfdb2dc4db8f876937dc67cad8302f7209f7611d3c0dbf2a643a568a3.jpg

2026-04-19 01:22:29 CEST

Move over Drift. Now there's something stupider.
https://blossom.primal.net/d0285413ce9eb2880010cae55acf2f08d4be8ccc72df50ae49acac9d3be8d516.png

2026-04-19 01:02:37 CEST

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I call bullshit as well.