Nunyabidness
Nunya Bidness

Zombie Canary | Bitcoin News
Episode 1367 of Bitcoin And . . . is LIVE!
Topics for today:
- Bitcoin Red Team Finds 85 Critical Flaws
- Coldcard Fallout Reopens the Custody Debate
- Coldcard Honeypot Hit in Seconds
- EU Watchdogs Warn of MiCA Scams
- JPYC Series B Reaches $38 Million
https://fountain.fm/episode/jd1X4EQAUSrEERIVZO0o

2026-08-06 15:20:25 CEST

https://blossom.ditto.pub/131b416324b59fb423754f84f0af31d757e88154b4dd38e13bbc0bff40305966.png

2026-08-06 05:16:28 CEST

🔥
#note1a43…wzdx

2026-08-06 04:13:02 CEST

Zap this man.
#note1ncw…7mph

2026-08-06 03:39:48 CEST

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Oh, god . . . Please make this happen.

2026-08-06 03:37:06 CEST

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The CTO of Coinkite is both people. He’s the one who introduced the Coldcard firmware bug.

2026-08-05 22:21:28 CEST

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I wanted one too but wasn’t about to waste money on it.

2026-08-05 21:56:41 CEST

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Oh, and thank you for the compliment. I appreciate you telling me this.

2026-08-05 21:55:00 CEST

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You should be able to send ecash via Cashu to any npub.
Mine should be [email protected]
Might try a test send first and I'll confirm if I got it if you want.

2026-08-05 21:43:46 CEST

Dead Canary | Bitcoin News
Episode 1366 of Bitcoin And . . . is LIVE!
Topics for today:
- Dormant Bitcoin Moves
- The Future of Self-Custody
- Jim Cramer’s Quantum Concerns
- BlackRock Tokenizes European Funds
- CLARITY Act Faces Trouble
https://fountain.fm/episode/45T82LOlHMyWcfuvRfux

2026-08-05 17:58:31 CEST

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🙏

2026-08-05 05:03:54 CEST

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Hell yeah

2026-08-05 03:10:27 CEST

Right in the feels, man.
#note1xfh…mhe4

2026-08-05 03:03:42 CEST

$TUPID
#note1n54…dkdr

2026-08-05 03:01:51 CEST

Oh shit . . .
#note1ytt…wc48

2026-08-05 03:00:45 CEST

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Warner Bros.?

2026-08-05 02:55:31 CEST

BIP-Bailed
https://blossom.ditto.pub/4617481864f55a4f5929e1006b100536e54a818559b46b02bde6a19bfbfb7b0c.png

2026-08-05 02:47:24 CEST

James O'Beirne dropped this dashboard tracking the ClownCard stuff.
https://cktripwire.com/
https://blossom.ditto.pub/799e808781747cf606aa5bbb38445ba3b98b35ea6fe245b4b7c85c6a1bd9a7cb.png

2026-08-05 02:32:35 CEST

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Hi, Steve! I’m NVK.
No you don’t.

2026-08-05 02:16:30 CEST

https://image.nostr.build/b1a0598586ae6d103cce20a75179d4e92efa11ca0ccf2d674da61114472dd156.jpg

2026-08-05 02:13:48 CEST

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58 gang

2026-08-05 02:13:22 CEST

https://image.nostr.build/24257d8a3536c634c37420be9407b7e13098ecdc65a4b742f9f5efaf1c844e15.jpg
#note1e29…vcvd

2026-08-05 02:00:50 CEST

We tried to warn you that we were retarded.

2026-08-05 01:01:39 CEST

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Welcome to this side of the Rubicon.

2026-08-05 00:22:55 CEST

I doubt it . . .
https://blossom.ditto.pub/59ed20b473b9d073312611a300548fb47beabb907f2ccbe4adc50293e5f66010.png

2026-08-04 22:50:28 CEST

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Wow! What a load of horse shit.

2026-08-04 22:18:58 CEST

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My “become a hermit” meter is at 99.1%

2026-08-04 22:18:10 CEST

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Sure . . . wink wink, nudge nudge

2026-08-04 22:17:26 CEST

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I know and it hurts that so much of humanity consists of shit-bags.

2026-08-04 21:32:18 CEST

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Long con.

2026-08-04 21:31:06 CEST

Eats tide pods.
Is my fren
#note1aev…ce70

2026-08-04 21:22:15 CEST

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Wait? Alpaca?

2026-08-04 21:21:35 CEST

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Exactly!

2026-08-04 20:09:16 CEST

Now that’s funny
#note1qqq…8ngt

2026-08-04 19:43:22 CEST

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It's also unsophisticated to sign a commit with your own PGP key under a pseudonym account that never had a PGP key.
Unless proven otherwise they scammed on purpose.

2026-08-04 19:28:36 CEST

ColdCard Was An Inside Job | Bitcoin News
Episode 1365 of Bitcoin And . . . is LIVE!
Topics for today:
- Boltz Pauses Bitcoin Swaps
- Coldcard Wallet Exploit Explained
- Coldcard Phishing Attacks Surge
- Texas Reviews Grid Connections
- CLARITY Act Ad Campaign
https://fountain.fm/episode/5SPNCVsXSiN8ktVbLaDc

2026-08-04 19:17:56 CEST

It was an inside job.

2026-08-04 18:53:23 CEST

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I don’t think so. No pgp key ever existed for switck GitHub account

2026-08-04 16:35:19 CEST

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2026-08-04 16:07:25 CEST

https://gist.github.com/jamesob/ca9b4ca384969b4cfd62813419854d69#alternative-hypotheses-considered
#nevent1q…rjvh

2026-08-04 16:00:05 CEST

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I'm watching this thinking, "GET TF AWAY FROM THE ROCKS!"

2026-08-04 15:58:21 CEST

Peter Grey is the co-founder of Coinkite.
I am not sure if this screenshot is all that meaningful but it kinda looks like Grey was pushing the fatal commit himself.
@npub1jlr…ynqn
@npub1xts…kk5s
Can you guys weigh in? Is there anything in this screenshot that is shocking or am I just reading too much into it?
https://blossom.ditto.pub/0675dd3284860bd4151ceb6000259db5a1babdd1c6fdd890af5e3dee8d4db1ab.png

2026-08-04 14:43:19 CEST

Good morning.
https://blossom.ditto.pub/b3c7067d94ac3ec3a9d8fe5b06dbd839673a7390b57a9dddd85925749a17d44f.png

2026-08-04 04:23:36 CEST

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WTF?!

2026-08-04 01:37:24 CEST

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https://image.nostr.build/db4f000865eb878b9e11c8ce2a5ea394568d80439a2013359a6899298da5fbfc.jpg

2026-08-04 01:29:00 CEST

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They will go bankrupt. Never seen that much reputation burn that fast before.

2026-08-04 01:23:11 CEST

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My sincere condolences for your family’s loss.

2026-08-04 01:20:35 CEST

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Is there any more context?

2026-08-04 01:17:23 CEST

The Feels
#note1h5s…uzvc

2026-08-03 23:33:35 CEST

Large companies may be able to pay professional firms to perform deep audits every time something important changes.
Smaller companies and open-source projects do not and . . . 👇
https://www.bitcoinandshow.com/we-crossed-the-rubicon-coldcard-and-the-case-for-swarm-audits/

2026-08-03 22:28:16 CEST

https://image.nostr.build/596046ddcff8316e0128bcbcc56df082d7aea7204048450b56af6150df9f2656.jpg

2026-08-03 21:56:33 CEST

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WTF is a downzap? Is that new?
I need to get back on SN

2026-08-03 21:38:03 CEST

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I still do that.

2026-08-03 21:37:53 CEST

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lol!

2026-08-03 21:30:51 CEST

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The report I saw was mk 4 and a Q. I DO NOT KNOW if the report is correct but I’d assume it is just to be safe.

2026-08-03 21:19:34 CEST

Not Cold Enough | Bitcoin News
Episode 1364 of Bitcoin And . . . is LIVE!
Topics for today:
- Coldcard Wallet Sweeps Begin July 30
- Coldcard Firmware 4.x Reduced Seed Entropy
- Replacement Firmware Reportedly Bricks Devices
- Coldcard Phishing and Fake Wallet Audits
- Community Led Rescues
- AI Code Audits Set New Standard
https://fountain.fm/episode/PGTGDJiXF6rzMGskzuoz

2026-08-03 17:27:57 CEST

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There are reports of the device getting bricked upon firmware update. I’ve seen 2 instances but I can’t verify that. I assume it’s true

2026-08-03 02:19:02 CEST

New motivational poster at work.
#note16a8…28tp

2026-08-03 01:44:57 CEST

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Now I have to read it

2026-08-03 01:23:39 CEST

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Yeah, it’s not like he could have blown the whistle himself. No way to do that effectively without starting the shitstorm himself.

2026-08-03 01:13:06 CEST

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“Kimi, go through all of NVK’s nostr posts and Coldcard’s git hub repository and collate to find the most hilariously ironic matchups.”

2026-08-03 00:47:16 CEST

Sourdough einkorn pasta?
Holy shit.
#note1nre…fkm5

2026-08-03 00:45:56 CEST

Pollock understood entropy from a different perspective.
#note1a0l…fl2y

2026-08-03 00:33:54 CEST

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ffs

2026-08-03 00:12:05 CEST

Coldcard only! This is for Coldcards only!
Simple passphrases on top of the shitty entropy now getting savaged.
https://blossom.ditto.pub/4570f5b58d1055dcea3cb78c05e47b486442e58af86b8b61bb620d70ce25b39d.png

2026-08-02 22:55:04 CEST

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Wow! Now that is ironic.

2026-08-02 20:23:43 CEST

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On other platforms?

2026-08-02 20:18:44 CEST

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Probably not but it might have something to do with it.

2026-08-02 20:16:49 CEST

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I guess bad people only hack good people. Good people don’t hack anything because they’re good people.

2026-08-02 20:14:47 CEST

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🔥

2026-08-02 20:10:46 CEST

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That too and a whole host of others. I mean, why tf hack municipal water systems? Dude . . . hack Blackrock.

2026-08-02 20:07:13 CEST

Coldcard MK 666
#note1z62…g0ae

2026-08-02 20:05:15 CEST

I just wonder why a shit ton of people don’t use these tools to destroy the IRS.

2026-08-02 19:56:19 CEST

Ask grok to review the code for entropy creation and give it th GitHub repository address. If you don’t know the address (URL) then just tell it to find the repository and audit the repository
#note1zgs…0z0g

2026-08-02 19:44:16 CEST

👇
#note1rxc…y8g6

2026-08-02 19:34:05 CEST

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That last one . . . OMG

2026-08-02 19:09:33 CEST

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God! That would be hilarious.

2026-08-02 18:37:12 CEST

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https://blossom.ditto.pub/07e6ecc70f3b30356584bc4f10e16969660d1bc9fb39b7694a41b76ce6993abd.jpeg

2026-08-02 18:36:14 CEST

Coinkite is done.
https://blossom.ditto.pub/07e6ecc70f3b30356584bc4f10e16969660d1bc9fb39b7694a41b76ce6993abd.jpeg

2026-08-02 18:25:39 CEST

Another way of understanding what just happened is Caesar crossing the Rubicon.
He crossed the Rubicon River with his army and went to Rome to essentially take over the Roman Empire through force. We call it "Crossing the Rubicon" because once he crossed there was no turning back; Caesar was committed and everything changed.
The world changed.
Coldcard was AI's Rubicon moment. Not just for Bitcoin . . . for everything. From now on, if you are not using tools like Kimi for ongoing, continuous code review, circuit review, business practices and SOP creation etc. you will not survive. This goes far beyond bitcoin. Banks, colleges, governments, war machines, businesses of any size making anything or providing any service are now forever at risk.
Some will think this is terrible, Some will not. Those who do want to operate under the legacy lies that we've been told for centuries. Those who do not will feel a sense of questioning rise from within: What is wealth?
People laugh at the Amish and Quakers etc. for being backwards and unsophisticated yet they are almost entirely unaffected by modern complications. They believe wealth is something more primal, more connected to the land. Wealth is measured in head of cattle, family size and health, land, soil, neighborly relationships, tools, skills, and craftsmanship.
There is no going back to the world that was for me. I have been thinking along these lines for a long time now. This just crystalized everything. Pensions, 401Ks, bank accounts, "get rich or die tryin'" mentalities, corporate ladder climbs, expensive restaurants, wearable symbols of fiat wealth. No. All that shit is over.
As far as Bitcoin is concerned, I'm not fucking leaving.
Bitcoin, beans, bibles, bovines, bullets, land, love, and family.
#nevent1q…mj2v

2026-08-02 17:55:06 CEST

"Token War"
You can read this as a form of "regulatory moating"
Only projects with enough cash on hand now and future revenue of a certain size will survive.
"I lost my company in a moating accident."
https://blossom.ditto.pub/508943533c736842688d442c294257473d891d6cc234f0da32db4c3a29766d87.png

2026-08-02 17:15:08 CEST

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Chicken and dumplings is one of my favorites

2026-08-02 07:12:23 CEST

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I did. I used it until yesterday and thought it was great.

2026-08-02 06:17:58 CEST

👀
#note1ylu…t9yz

2026-08-02 03:01:30 CEST

From Scott Marmoll.
(He's just one dude on twitter so don't take it as gospel)
https://blossom.ditto.pub/6b31c3263baed94574203b706c70b76c6da68349089bb5e9a865829f239465f7.jpeg

2026-08-02 01:41:36 CEST

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Not you. You’re fine.

2026-08-02 01:13:25 CEST

“What you believe isn’t true”
“Prove it”
“Not my job”
The fall back position of the intellectually disabled.

2026-08-02 01:10:24 CEST

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Then fuck off.

2026-08-02 00:58:33 CEST

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Prove God doesn’t exist.

2026-08-02 00:13:19 CEST

Something feels very wrong and not just the shooting below. I mean everything feels wrong and has (to me) for a long time. Now it feels like something is starting to surface.
The last two times I talked with my sister we talked about a war in Heaven spilling over to Earth. Many people she knows have said this to her. I know. It sounds loopy af but the more I think about it them more I'm looking at it.
It's the only thing that explains how I feel about the weird torrent of bad macro shit going on. Hopefully, none of what I just said is true and I'm just ready for the psych ward and a bathtub of Thorazine.
https://blossom.ditto.pub/8abcc785c4255ee281f4de20606944619cb63f1e16628741bc2f521f572c2103.png

2026-08-01 23:57:41 CEST

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I shouldn’t be surprised but I was.

2026-08-01 23:43:39 CEST

Swan just sent an email reminding customers who were auto-withdrawing to coldcard addresses to change that to a different addy generated with a HWW from a competent company.
This holds true for any company you have auto-withdrawal set up with.
Go change that now.
https://blossom.ditto.pub/e9fc0a13e527f8ef72a0d339d7837939c0992cb5a18e66a1882b657f7dc235b6.png

2026-08-01 17:54:40 CEST

Be aware.
🚨 🚨 !!DO NOT throw your coldcard away!! 🚨 🚨
https://blossom.ditto.pub/5755382ffac7af2da9039069c645699bc2303dc2fa46ef8d5a5d8d16e07db951.png

2026-08-01 17:26:19 CEST

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Not that I trust Grok's assessment which is why I'm putting it here for humans to view.

2026-08-01 17:25:25 CEST

I didn't expect Grok to find the repository for BitBox and actually to the thing but it did. It one shotted the report.
https://blossom.ditto.pub/950f7fc9e3e7334e0f0e0e1ede66ebf59a256ae658c30e7e9dde039ec8441eb6.png
https://blossom.ditto.pub/4f80b3e026c986d168a512e75af71fcb06dd5626395e7de6a1b21398edc92ad2.png