Master/Master's, I identify as a diety. Junk hauler by day, Pureblood Chalk Demon by night. Rogue Telvanni agent on the weekends. Enthusiast of all things Michigan and tin foil headwear. Very good at pissing - very bad at knowing which way the wind blows. Comic Sans 4 Life.
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Last Notes npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ They want safe storage so your gun is locked in a safe when the chimps break in. npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ Baby bat. I have no idea what to do. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/827/421/878/993/497/original/50df05b4b29bb894.jpg https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/827/422/078/717/915/original/c84e6f775ea74344.jpg npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ Who knew abusing your body for almost 30 years would be a bad thing 🤷🏼♂️ npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ ≠ npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ Personally I blame the Jews. npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ Over 10 minutes into my shower and I feel something sliding down my leg. Look down, it's a penny... Where the fuck did you come from... npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ Get AIDS faggot https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/545/760/437/184/532/original/8a982ba557e52866.png npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ Every night I sleep with this in the corner of the room. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/513/254/479/369/543/original/2076fa594141b457.jpg npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ Another freebie from yesterday https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/459/482/650/262/910/original/f813bbd49fd0e741.jpg npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ Finally, technology for men like me. https://youtube.com/shorts/LisVgfiq1Zc npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ Cool building but I agree. I prefer stone churches aestheticly even though my church looks like a modern abomination. My sister got married at this Catholic church, it's absolutely beautiful. All churches should look like this IMHO. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/380/836/181/117/420/original/87a0093c68cc9995.png https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/380/836/215/992/733/original/fa40bbd04efeca53.png npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ https://x.com/i/status/2042026120720064760 npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ Work today.... This is after we removed 60 boxes https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/369/810/437/295/854/original/f312846d29c27583.jpg https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/369/810/634/222/771/original/126d486db0ca1711.jpg npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ Gay https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/365/629/650/990/760/original/71007125f83f45c5.png npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ Nope, he was a foster. Just took 27 months to find the perfect home for him. npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ He's a bigger couch potato than me. That's not good. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/360/388/347/210/973/original/c601ee0d832b613f.jpg npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ The people who put solar panels on a 1700s house have a special place in hell. npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ Another addition to the tetanus garden https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/358/738/063/973/335/original/f7c69f7d7390e04b.jpg https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/358/738/228/815/187/original/15a12066ee2985d2.jpg npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ Ladies at the rescue gave me $100 gift card for fostering Moo 🤷🏼♂️ Guess I get paid to do this now. npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/353/958/810/348/241/original/90db8eb3397ce4cd.png npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ That's because they didn't believe what we call rape was bad. In fact it was a part of their culture to rape the women they captured. npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ This is why the neighborhood kids know me as "the gun guy" https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/353/892/041/989/539/original/2214069703606956.png npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ Just watched my nephew open a tape recorder... https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/353/392/221/737/000/original/65e91e89a649a8d0.jpg npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/346/249/706/186/586/original/6ea2af4ed325c687.mp4 npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ Guess who gets to work outside this morning! Yay! https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/345/548/532/183/142/original/a0dd843704d15d9b.png npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/337/296/212/695/775/original/568271b59c8672de.png npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ The 19th will go down as the biggest mistake in human history. These things belong in a kitchen. Period. npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ You can be pissed at pharma but a Romanian politician who signed that contract is who should be punished by the people. npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ Ya know, one of these things is the most addictive substance known to man... The others are really fun and generally don't need sugar. npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/325/315/117/080/787/original/69686bfbf12f548e.png npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/324/781/404/412/802/original/8e79be3c77c08a4f.jpg npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/316/085/378/912/349/original/8ad095c5aeed787d.png npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ One of these dogs managed to throw up outside of their kennel... I'm kind of impressed. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/312/194/365/996/303/original/792d5a96dd7f80f1.jpg npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/311/516/174/689/602/original/7b5a460386968207.png npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ OMFG 😂 https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/296/591/882/989/776/original/c743c7ddedca0412.png https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/296/593/373/364/890/original/3657678c39bd7174.png https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/296/593/401/101/510/original/82a37833b28fb190.png https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/296/593/463/717/070/original/3e3610901b82d2e1.png npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ Anyone have any experience with this? https://www.projectnomad.us/ npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ And they popped it 😂 https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/291/048/658/903/360/original/6e91aceef8e7a90f.png npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/290/970/225/620/636/original/dc6eabc706a5ea83.mp4 npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ My appetite has been shit lately. I can't afford to not eat 😮💨 npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ poop https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/281/564/942/850/386/original/911385598d6358bc.png npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ The biggest issue is other drivers. I've been a commercial driver for almost 20 years. Cellphones have made the roads so much more dangerous than they were even a decade ago. You could be a professional racer, isn't gonna stop "woman on her cell". npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ You're a fool if you ride a motorcycle these days. npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/278/383/519/265/604/original/8faa0657b4be3d7c.jpg npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ I prefer "Toddler Mauler Monthly"... npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ A 18 second video will upload just fine, anything above 20 seconds just freezes 🤷🏼♂️ npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ It's perfect 🥲 https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/267/824/416/551/426/original/b43062eeeff8b979.mp4 npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ Anyone else have trouble uploading short videos? https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/267/786/462/603/811/original/75713225828577c6.png npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ Willem Dafoe in drag... npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ Is that Kelly Osbourne? npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ Pretty tasty https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/264/662/277/195/431/original/9431a38d6efc5a8f.jpg npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ They are still calling him Moo and his sisters name is Josie. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/264/422/125/937/722/original/ac1e8b2c0fb07496.jpg npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ He's doing fine so far! Sister stealing is toy 😁 https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/263/437/571/656/075/original/28177880e5f2e720.jpeg npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ Me too. He's gonna have a family. Not just my boring ass. npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ I have 3 garbage bags of plush toys for Moo... npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ Today's freebie. Brand new pair of under armor cowboy boots in my size 🤠 https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/256/770/641/602/284/original/e050256791d157f0.jpg npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ You niggers 😡 https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/252/687/846/882/512/original/6f0bdff017dbc151.jpg npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ "Professor Dave" is a faggot too npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ 16 with 32 mph winds. Gonna be 65 in a few days. Pure Michigan. npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/240/429/162/989/610/original/9d60b2e02fd83e74.png npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ I'm gonna miss this turd... https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/234/130/836/633/230/original/17a0a57817145516.jpg npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ I have a problem. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/229/998/879/759/134/original/a58c84490f7acfc0.jpg npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/228/157/935/377/055/original/1c45154118ab3acb.png npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ https://x.com/i/status/2032276602000638459 npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ My eyes have AIDS now. Possibly diabetes. npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ Scamming rich men this way is and has been a thing for a very long time. I might believe this if women hadn't spent a century ruining their reputation. Lawyers for wealthy men know it's cheaper to just pay out, as do the women. So it's impossible to take allegations or defense seriously. One thing I'd say personally... If my daughter were raped no amount of money would be worth it to shut up about it but I'm not a scumbag so 🤷🏼♂️ npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/201/987/046/363/198/original/7e11f5f6f1939956.png npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/201/837/582/909/098/original/ab9d739f720dd93e.png npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ HES GETTING ADOPTED! HES FINALLY GOT A HOME! They're absolutely perfect. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/196/013/980/258/131/original/e11dd5e9e92517d6.jpg npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ He likes the professional skinny bicycle girls who are built ike teenage boys. npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ that's a GOOD one! npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ https://youtu.be/qa8zIjimYKI npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ Better, YouTube. npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ taofledermaus is better npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ Nobody could undo the damage done in the last 6 years. I honestly expected less from him. npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ Found this on the job today. I can't remember when this was the design. 90s? https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/167/542/075/575/490/original/44bcd64abf0c60c8.jpg npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ One of today's freebies https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/167/188/800/907/142/original/fda2c93bdbbb1191.jpg npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/156/611/381/558/380/original/063ad3e9862c346d.png npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ The plug not having a tight connection will cause this over the years. Or the machine could be drawing huge amounts power because of a short... npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ Apropos https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/155/049/437/277/596/original/2684ee029a4c673a.mp3 npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/149/857/868/907/348/original/052a053ecd9fdb8c.png npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/144/366/217/086/760/original/e1b2392e5ba51f5b.png npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ My phone just autocorrected "b-hole" to child 🤔 npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ I'm sure aliens exist but when we are told they exist it will just be another government controlled psyop. It's clearly a distraction. Obama did that on purpose. npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ 2 months away from 40 and getting compliments like this 😁 https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/126/078/619/990/938/original/de7b392243b19367.png npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/121/591/254/169/927/original/e95fbf2e328977e0.png npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ Somebody returned this dog after a year. Got him as a puppy from the rescue. Teacher with a 10 year old. "Don't have time for him"... He's perfect. Potty trained, chill and quiet. A quiet beagle! They even admitted he's great. Must have just gotten bored 😐 https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/109/923/784/623/952/original/36c05dd228f7eac5.jpg https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/109/924/365/275/260/original/62b77d36f4a5188c.jpg npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ there's no way back npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ There's a special place in hell for people who build and buy these homes. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/973/069/585/557/307/original/57f25e77a1879605.jpg npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ I'm the last person to complain about the cold but this shit is getting old... https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/967/083/828/739/748/original/4387e01a2869adb2.png npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ Gonna be another "Jon Secada stuck in my head from 6 am to midnight" kind of day 🙃 Fuck my brain. npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ I can't get the curry smell out of my nose 😤 npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ What we don't have is Muslims taking over our country. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/821/498/251/910/484/original/ca8777a2964c6308.png npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/760/299/749/140/609/original/cfb850481e716a49.jpg npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ I've shot deer with 30-06 a number of times. I've seen bullets enter the shoulder at 45 degrees and exit the deers ass, neck and not at all. And I'm a terrible hunter, all my deer have been dogs. It's perfectly plausible especially with an old blown out mil surp rifle made by commies decades ago. npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ Wtf is this shit? https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/678/378/390/361/394/original/bc6348fdc8133887.png npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ Anyone need some lube? https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/644/724/874/607/138/original/f947e7786619c796.jpg npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ Scissor hash doob followed by a home made Detroit style pizza was a great decision. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/482/839/664/052/143/original/a2732c048c0227fa.jpg npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ Damnt... https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/475/652/364/750/378/original/aaf1c661493a67e5.jpg npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ and telling a man to get married these days is terrible advice npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ Driving home with Chinese food in the car is f****** torture