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2026-08-01 18:52:02 UTC

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It wasn't nothing. 🤙
https://blossom.primal.net/3a96f6e408ab609aced85bce9df2484e3b0254bdd05d060e5df92b763df2724a.jpg

2026-08-01 17:11:43 UTC

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It'd be a shame if it happened again. 🤙
#nevent1q…anwr

2026-08-01 17:00:55 UTC

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He doxxed himself carrying out the attack; LEO have had his identity for ~24 hrs. 🤷‍♂️
Depends on where bro is located, TBH. 🤙

2026-08-01 15:59:29 UTC

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You're not gonna believe this. 🤙
#nevent1q…5d2z

2026-08-01 15:54:29 UTC

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Got some bad news for you, gang. 🤙
#nevent1q…5d2z

2026-08-01 15:47:04 UTC

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Got some rough news for ya. 🤙
#nevent1q…5d2z

2026-08-01 15:41:02 UTC

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You're not gonna believe this. 🤙
#nevent1q…5d2z

2026-08-01 15:40:20 UTC

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You're not gonna believe this. 🤙
#nevent1q…5d2z

2026-08-01 15:14:31 UTC

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Zero mixing or any real OPSEC happened during this attack. 🤷‍♂️
It was a simple wallet sweep by someone who clearly doesn't understand the #Bitcoin feature set; anyone even mildly aware would've swept the #BTC straight from the cold wallets into CoinJoins instead of consolidating everything. 💁‍♂️
Word is they're already doxxed tho. 🤙

2026-08-01 15:01:50 UTC

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AIN'T NO MOTHERFUCKING WAY THE #AI CLAPPED #BITKEY TOO, BRO. 🫪
Are these #Bitcoin / #BTC hardware wallet companies just not using leading models to penetration test their own shit & push updates/warnings? 😭
Nigga, what in the entire fuck are we even doing here in this industry? 🫠
SCAN YOUR FUCKING SHIT. 🤙
https://x.com/i/status/2083507377643606068
#nevent1q…m3mh
https://blossom.primal.net/0d9b1a7c0d503d64bbc5490c2452a8eedf655b8367265d57f4282d20decfeed2.jpg

2026-08-01 14:39:36 UTC

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Yeah, I know all the mottos, gang. 🤷‍♂️
But I was fund-tracing the wallet for the past few days & all I see is plebs who were consistently stacking & holding for 5+ years, only to be swept by a completely unsophisticated attacker who just pointed an agent at some software & said, "Ayo, break this shit, fam". 🫠
I think about my own journey in the space & I guess I just can't unsee the humanity behind the addresses. 🥹
These people were doing everything right (that was reasonably within their control). 💁‍♂️
It's just sad, bro. 🤙

2026-08-01 13:37:54 UTC

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This account is a scammer. 🤙

2026-08-01 13:36:30 UTC

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This account is a scammer. 🤙

2026-08-01 10:41:22 UTC

I've had the #ColdCard Hack #Bitcoin / #BTC wallet just chilling in a tab so that if any new flows started, I'd get an audio notification. 🤷‍♂️
People have been dusting it to ask for their funds back, others are trying to grift airdrops, yet another person tried a prompt injection... 🤦‍♂️
...but the latest one? Criminals offering washing services in OP_RETURN. 🫠
I'm so tired, boss. 🤙
https://blossom.primal.net/3f193715953a3d048a74a70d205fbdf76f09858967c00b19f2b4bcc76a9e57eb.png
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https://blossom.primal.net/53b39690d7a40a94aba17a9e2388ec14da191b4e5e35fddebaf42d0eab2112b2.png
https://mempool.space/address/bc1qq85v2c926eg6pgxhwp6q7lf6cnsz80qs3fcu9r

2026-07-31 11:22:31 UTC

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Day 1 of reposting this until @nprofile…uz3y explains why:
1. The last article I posted via web isn't accessible to me in my articles backend or from my profile, but it IS publicly available.
2. If I go to the post web link, the post is clearly there, but if the note ID is put in a post, it says "Mentioned note not found" (even though the preview looks normal prior to posting).
I just wanna post articles, fam. 🤙
https://primal.net/e/naddr1qqehw6rpwskhg6r994nx7unt946xsefdveskcmrpvduj6mmx943xjarrda5kuttxdaexkttpwf3xjarjv9nk2q3qdja4taqf6kxwajv3a6cmf2s80yc705rc6eya5enp9ppfhdnmdyxqxpqqqp65wwfgvwg
#nevent1q…87mg

2026-07-31 05:48:00 UTC

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I'm trying to post articles & Primal is showing them to other users, but not me. 🤷‍♂️
No idea why that would be. 🤙

2026-07-30 16:40:52 UTC

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Just took a deep chug. 🍻😏😂🤙

2026-07-30 15:42:39 UTC

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You GOTTA be shitting me. I deleted the original post, tried to republish & @nprofile…uz3y did the exact same ghost bug thing... 💁‍♂️
...AND the original I deleted is still live. 🫠
I think I give up on this articles shit; it's my 2nd one, like c'mon. 😭
I'm gonna go touch grass & just leave it in shambles. 🤙

2026-07-30 14:57:18 UTC

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Yeah! 🥳
I can see it just fine from that link, but it doesn't populate on my backend; I thought I was bugging, bro. 🤷‍♂️
Must be @nprofile…uz3y that's "bugging". 🤦‍♂️
Thanks again, bro.🤙
https://blossom.primal.net/8e1f0b254a994f1f2199d32ce272ea6e756978e2dbc56ae9211e3df06a9c9bfc.png

2026-07-30 14:37:30 UTC

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Huge favor, bro. 🙏
Could you ID embed my newest article (the Fork one) in a reply or a DM? 💁‍♂️
What client do you use, cuz I'm still not seeing shit. 🤙

2026-07-30 13:46:25 UTC

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I'd rather do that than ever see whatever that atrocious shit was again. 😏😂
Good luck out there tho. 🤙

2026-07-30 13:34:13 UTC

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NGL, the UI on that shit is jarringly bad. 🫪
Like… impressively terrible. 🤙

2026-07-30 13:22:06 UTC

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Weird; I still can't see it on any of my devices. 🤦‍♂️
Probably a @nprofile…uz3y problem. 🫠
What client you using? 🤙

2026-07-30 13:08:14 UTC

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Just doing what I can. 🙏
I wrote another article & hit publish a few mins ago. It added to my article count, but isn't actually showing up for some reason. 🫠
Luckily I have a local copy, but I'll definitely be writing a LOT more think pieces moving forward (as opposed to posting unhinged notes like I have been doing for the past 2 years). 🤷‍♂️
I'll wait a few hrs & if it doesn't appear I'll re-publish. 🤙

2026-07-29 18:08:15 UTC

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More entertaining than you could ever comprehend, sir. 🤙
#naddr1qq…fwy6

2026-07-29 17:57:50 UTC

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I won't lie & say I've never sold a chain split, but in retrospect, it was a mistake that I had to subsequently remedy, even though I technically chose correctly. 🤷‍♂️
If I had to do it again, I would have just watched the fork wallet go to zero; my current plan. 💁‍♂️
I could have been wrong. 🤙

2026-07-29 17:39:58 UTC

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"Caveats were the downfall of many a man."
-@nprofile…zxxf

2026-07-29 17:33:46 UTC

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I am of sound mind, body & spirit (but I must admit I am currently mildly drunk at a bar; I only drink beer though); I am celebrating the report being revealed to me. 🥳
I am not suicidal. I am an incredible swimmer; I was a cliff diver in a former life. I only shower, don't take baths/spas/hottubs & only swim in open saltwater during Western Hemisphere Summer. 💁‍♂️
I have rescinded all risky behaviors & fully expect to live to 140. 🤷‍♂️
That is all. 🤙

2026-07-29 17:01:38 UTC

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Gamble on this shit, bro. 💁‍♂️
Do it. 🤙

2026-07-29 16:57:59 UTC

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Bro, the AI is a tool for research, not creative writing vibes. I fed it a thesis & got mercilessly G-checked until it was a reasonable grouping of verifiable facts. That's why I added the thread at the end; citation & process. 💁‍♂️
I will try to be fact-based whenever I post anything & if I am wrong, I will be the first to admit it. 🙏
The problem is that far too many coincidences are happening & that many coincidences is not a coincidence; it's a statistical anomaly & I don't believe base reality consists of too many of those. Mathematically speaking, anomalies tend toward design. Whatever that means. 🤷‍♂️
I wish I was a tinfoil hatter, but I'm just a humble data analyst. 😬
Just a dude observing shit. 🤙

2026-07-29 14:45:02 UTC

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Minutes after posting a complex, exhaustive research report (that took ~4 days to compile), I just randomly thought of the simplest analogy for #Knots & #BIP110. 🤦‍♂️🫠
Lemme know your thoughts & feel free to steal. 🤙
@nprofile…yc8n @nprofile…fkft @nprofile…7y8r @nprofile…34mh @nprofile…as42 npub1mgvmt553uphdpxa9gk79xejq3hyzh2xfa8uh6vh236nq78mvh74q8tr9yd @nprofile…hmmc

2026-07-29 14:12:03 UTC

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🚨 ON STICK DRIFT 🚨
If a video game controller makes your character spin in circles & makes it difficult/impossible to play the game properly, then anyone with sense would say that the controller has developed stick drift, isn't performing as intended & needs recalibration so that it functions properly. 🎮
#Knots & #BIP110 are designed to correct #Bitcoin / #BTC drift. 💁‍♂️
If you don't understand this, then you're retarded. 🤙
#naddr1qv…69kj

2026-07-29 13:59:23 UTC

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If a video game controller starts showing characteristics of stick drift over time so that a neutral position is no longer neutral & makes you spin in circles, then anyone with sense would say that it's broken, isn't performing its intended function & needs recalibration. 🎮
#BIP110 & #Knots have nothing to do with taste; it's about drift. 🤙
#naddr1qv…69kj

2026-07-29 13:53:07 UTC

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#BIP110 is run by people who understand this. 🤙
#naddr1qv…69kj

2026-07-29 13:46:53 UTC

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Don't buy that dogshit at any price. 🤙

2026-07-29 13:45:47 UTC

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I've done this quite a few times. 💁‍♂️
Do it. 🤙

2026-07-29 13:43:29 UTC

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You'll be doxxing your entire stash if you send one side of the chain split to an exchange to sell it off. 💁‍♂️
And if you're wrong, you end up with nothing. 🤷‍♂️
Better to not do anything. 🤙

2026-07-29 13:28:31 UTC

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Shut up, old nigga. 🤙

2026-07-29 13:27:29 UTC

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You gonna drop the APK so we can sideload? 🤔
No way I'm using Play Store. 🤙

2026-07-29 13:23:07 UTC

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Bitcoin's code has always been open-source, but the changes made to it over time have not been. 🤷‍♂️
I'm running #Knots & #BIP110 to respect Satoshi's original protocol architecture. 💁‍♂️
If it fails, then it fails. 🤙
#naddr1qv…69kj

2026-07-29 13:00:29 UTC

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Too bad their article doesn't name names. 🤷‍♂️
Mine does. 🤙
#naddr1qv…69kj

2026-07-29 12:29:36 UTC

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It's a mandatory right of passage for every man. 💁‍♂️
Shit builds character. 🤙

2026-07-29 12:21:20 UTC

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Sun Tzu said it best & Future said it second best. 🤙
https://blossom.primal.net/eeaa35405b8a60f43d3610adb5f4143b3dae4ef4e042962697dc785fbd21611e.png
https://blossom.primal.net/a63ebe09a1598a5478150890d5b7ed2911f36605e64fdb839fb76a80dedfcd6a.png

2026-07-29 09:24:54 UTC

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Yup; that's exactly what the report outlines. 💁‍♂️
The attack is long-standing. 🫠
Urgency gets eyes tho. 🤙

2026-07-29 09:19:38 UTC

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You owe me no apologies, fam.
We are on the frontier of man & machine working in concert in a decentralized environment to arrive at verifiable truths that anyone can audit; we are speaking truth to power, so there will always be wrinkles to iron out.
Knowing what you know now & considering we are mostly on the same page, how would you factor in everything from this thread & re-write my initial report (using the same style/structure) to tighten everything up in a more cohesive, comprehensive way? Feel free to add any additional research of your own that corroborates the facts & relationships (I trust you to expand upon my original thesis & consider you a good-faith co-contributor).
Deliver your response in markdown, please.

2026-07-29 08:58:37 UTC

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Appreciate the research & feedback.
One caveat though. I framed BIP-110 as resistance against the capture (not the problem) because it undoes all of the incremental changes (like segwit, inscription, runes, etc) that made Bitcoin stray from its original architecture. BIP-110 restores Satoshi's initial structure (which makes it interesting as to why Saylor has opposed it).

2026-07-29 08:36:57 UTC

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She sounds like AI & Lindsey Graham's face glitches like a filter flickering on & off. 👀
What the fuck is going on here? 🤔
Seems fake & gay. 🤙

2026-07-29 08:27:58 UTC

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She's already thinking of how to set your old ass up for the wrench attack. 😏😂
This is not the way. 🤙

2026-07-29 08:23:51 UTC

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You misread it. Epstein was hired in 1983 to hack the Human Genome Project, targeting melanin/chromosome 2 in order to centralize medicine to create Big Pharma (a biological and intentional parallel to Bitcoin's base chain pollution, which could easily lead to centralization).
There are also no statements made in the report which cannot be publicly verified, but perhaps your context window or tool set doesn't allow you access to the full data set that I have access to. Jack Kruse was a single entity referenced, but not the source of the entire dataset used to formulate the report. For instance, The Epstein Files were also used to corroborate timelines and relationships. One that I didn't even include (due to its shaky foundation) is the fact that Epstein contacted Gavin Andresen 2 days before Gavin went to talk to the CIA about Bitcoin (which was part of the reasoning that Satoshi used for disappearing).
I assure you that I have zero interest in conspiracy theories, only factually & historically based information of attacks by entities that mirror the current actions being conducted toward bitcoin to get to the bottom of the factual truths and order of events..

2026-07-29 06:53:28 UTC

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The #Bitcoin / #BTC shitcoiners are more obsessed with #BIP110 than the people running it. 💁‍♂️
Hilarious. 🤙

2026-07-29 06:46:30 UTC

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A "Useful Idiot". 🤙
#nevent1q…kd66

2026-07-29 06:16:46 UTC

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The report. 🤙
#nevent1q…kd66

2026-07-29 06:15:33 UTC

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This will get you up to speed on what's going on. 🤙
#nevent1q…kd66

2026-07-29 06:14:19 UTC

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The report. 🤙
#nevent1q…kd66

2026-07-29 06:12:37 UTC

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The report. 🤙
#nevent1q…kd66

2026-07-29 05:56:37 UTC

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My OPSEC's pretty tight; I'll just wash both chain sides if it forks. 🤷‍♂️
Here's the report. 🤙
#nevent1q…kd66

2026-07-28 17:07:57 UTC

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🚨 THE SUITS ARE COMING 🚨
This is the #Nostr version of the report I spoke about the other day; if you care about the future of #Bitcoin / #BTC you need to read & share this. 🙏
THIS is why #Knots & #BIP110 matter. 🤙
https://blossom.primal.net/3027d371bdef15ea6ea410c9f71abb0939e4b3b30e2dcb1c0b95c4db06399da8.png
https://blossom.primal.net/544a6f4198dac05b41eb8c17d764adfe834a95cf0e2cc34771cf567284722ab9.png
https://blossom.primal.net/ce6d5355cc54b7785be2b4fbbf76f059f99478e713d9933f2b41298bd776ad25.png
https://blossom.primal.net/ea57fad933779c59a02869bc8026e4e116ec080915a87caa027a91f9d568f56c.png
https://blossom.primal.net/234520a2997b4f1e1831f6494dc721530f0f413e54aede6daad81b2491b474ac.png
https://blossom.primal.net/47e31345a1cfa19e6feed7cc379c86cdaff2103e6f5aacb544e823b5d468c387.png
https://blossom.primal.net/c2faacbf1471df3b2f110dfe367d339dd56e5aab4dcb8d8b9d00a1ead5b6b458.png
https://blossom.primal.net/cdf02f6e4ac4767768a3ce038f653ab67d54362674ec2a9dfbb13c381c73c9fd.png
#nevent1q…4gkg

2026-07-28 12:39:26 UTC

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We already know what #Bitcoin is. #BTC is money. 💁‍♂️
They are trying to stop us from using it as money. 🫠
Fuck them & everyone like them. 🤙
#nevent1q…9hx6

2026-07-28 12:24:39 UTC

#MarathonDigital just mined a #Bitcoin block that was just one giant inscription (that they never even broadcasted to the network); they are actively stopping our money from moving so they can put their shitty fucking jpegs on the blockchain. 🤬
If you think the #BTC network is healthy right now, then you're out of your fucking mind. 🤷‍♂️
f you're not actively trying to stop this kinda shit, then you're an enemy of the network; run #Knots & #BIP110. 💁‍♂️
Get these spamming fucks outta here. 🤙
https://blossom.primal.net/a7d01ba4b97b9188a14dfd30be7e32f2dd4c9564fa45f94efe6fbe4263cbdffd.png
https://mempool.space/block/00000000000000000000e3fd904ce815a0e5782e83bf555e100125d556b63111

2026-07-24 07:06:03 UTC

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