Monsignor "Never Does a Courtesy Flush" Dickface

https://nicecrew.digital/users/monsignor_dickface

Lick her shitter like an apple fritter.

Public Key

npub1d9j8f829v06vffct67ecc7p737ct302rcj59cvafd6yrnpztppzqfcd5zy

NIP-05 Address

[email protected]

Profile Code

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relay.momostr.pink

Author Public Key

npub1d9j8f829v06vffct67ecc7p737ct302rcj59cvafd6yrnpztppzqfcd5zy

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Last Notes

2026-05-17 13:39:20 UTC

https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/52/c8/d6/52c8d6cafe8fb2ee4eb99938c2a5405e63e185a509014f11ec44e49f5ee7f3ea.mp4

2026-05-05 16:46:21 UTC

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Hes not an ugly fella. Does he smell bad or just really weird?

2026-05-03 20:59:55 UTC

https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/ca/6c/85/ca6c85a9c65fc52a530f3bd8f640beacdaf4aa4074075ffe430699d3458ce0ee.jpg

2026-05-03 01:47:58 UTC

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Each day, niggers find a new way to trip over the bar that we call standards .

2026-05-03 01:44:22 UTC

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Yo momma is such a hoe, your twin sister has a different daddy

2026-05-02 14:41:07 UTC

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The nigger containment airline served its purpose

2026-04-29 16:42:57 UTC

https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/c6/0d/75/c60d752669f8c5d46212e75d8fe2a5c6bf13c62dfb0705cdeb9f248e5c859d9a.jpg

2026-04-27 12:58:59 UTC

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2026-04-25 02:04:26 UTC

This aged as well as milk in Alabama summer.
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/IifUgFqgnlU

2026-04-25 00:56:42 UTC

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2026-04-24 20:35:07 UTC

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2026-04-20 13:31:14 UTC

Thank god Bungie is taking care of these serious issues.
https://media.nicecrew.digital/c0/c2/68/c0c26836ff1ab61d5f35b675f9d79b64de94e3b4fc425e7f87ab7421449bd1e2.jpg

2026-04-18 15:52:25 UTC

Well
Well
Well.....
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2026-04-16 19:36:21 UTC

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Thats unacceptable.
Its should be a lot longer. Send a message and make an example out of this faggot

2026-04-16 17:50:15 UTC

https://media.nicecrew.digital/8c/ce/7a/8cce7aa41c4179602ae8324d8344aa31eb721b79d70f6cee95f6fff1b83c0ec9.mp4

2026-04-16 01:23:26 UTC

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Definitely keep your fingers away from that bastard

2026-04-15 11:13:23 UTC

That first rum and coke before work really hits the spot

2026-04-13 16:18:55 UTC

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2026-04-12 00:19:40 UTC

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2/5.
Its a very nice tree, but the best nigger hanging tree is a good old Sycamore.
Lots of very long, horizontal branches.
You could hang a whole village from this one tree!
https://media.nicecrew.digital/b1/61/02/b16102d50490b088224c6b6acf51c40e014c459c3bdc5d8af262ba58439503db.jpeg

2026-04-10 03:11:21 UTC

This might be the first and last time I would advocate for this Bilzerian faggot.
https://media.nicecrew.digital/e9/24/23/e924238ed33b74ca35fffcafdafea099de36223dc893eb98bbd4643321c3a5f6.jpg

2026-04-09 02:50:55 UTC

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I was disappointed. So much so that I got it refunded after 90 minutes.

2026-04-03 11:13:59 UTC

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Who the fuck are you?

2026-04-01 23:50:56 UTC

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I THINK ITS FUNNY THAT THE INSTITUTE FOR ISMALMIC THOUGHT IS IN VIRGINIA....
...VIRGINIA IS FOR LOVERS YOU KNOW!

2026-04-01 15:17:57 UTC

Hes right but for the wrong reasons.
#note1mqh…pca9

2026-03-31 20:53:35 UTC

We're not so different from the nips...
https://media.nicecrew.digital/14/79/95/14799585f05560962535f71ef9d0a3735ce4c17578c83213ecb62fdde23dd595.jpg

2026-03-29 04:32:59 UTC

The absolute arrogance and hubris of these creatures.
https://media.nicecrew.digital/d9/31/43/d93143fce755d18319a2cd108759937f4c2672161d25871aea7446fa6317c314.jpg

2026-03-28 00:55:11 UTC

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2026-03-24 11:08:36 UTC

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You're a 10 in my book

2026-03-24 11:06:35 UTC

GM
Im definitely a #9
https://media.nicecrew.digital/59/b5/f2/59b5f299ecbb30278be2acc3a76926f71cab9ce8429657348dd178c9515e6789.webp

2026-03-23 03:40:28 UTC

If I were to say, "This is good sleeping weather", would you get it?

2026-03-21 13:10:45 UTC

I just want some titties in my face. Thats all.
They don't even have to be *nice* titties

2026-03-15 13:05:37 UTC

https://media.nicecrew.digital/95/c4/9e/95c49e784f4f7aca6a9466f2bc5a4bfceb58682d12b0fdd322fa58f7993334f2.jpg

2026-03-13 14:46:31 UTC

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You have your pronouns on there twice

2026-03-09 11:37:13 UTC

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I think he likes to shoot pies

2026-03-08 23:58:21 UTC

https://media.nicecrew.digital/88/29/3a/88293a431227fbc9a44eb4a526a71e3b0eef36c5f6a8a23630b58a91b4f33477.jpg
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2026-03-06 04:22:14 UTC

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Imagine have a nigger do a color commentary of you fucking failing spectacularly at your job in real time.

2026-03-05 18:05:49 UTC

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Maybe we're just older and our taste buds have been dulled?

2026-03-05 15:49:27 UTC

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2026-03-04 04:02:52 UTC

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2026-03-03 13:12:01 UTC

Could one of you give me the cliffs notes version of the unitarian church's core beliefs

2026-03-01 22:48:21 UTC

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2026-03-01 01:49:11 UTC

https://media.nicecrew.digital/0d/0d/83/0d0d83c7fe30339db02ec913c9d02d27b89e2af605d9d200e1c089bf2439c6f3.MP4

2026-02-28 17:16:01 UTC

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They're 2 weeks away from nuclear weapons.
Duh

2026-02-27 11:43:42 UTC

A reasonable response from the father.
https://media.nicecrew.digital/f1/af/32/f1af329ef0e0cafc042f1a3b86fc37c33be9b6d3d67922c1b606e63d3160e6d8.mp4

2026-02-25 13:58:22 UTC

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I got some of this for you then.
https://media.nicecrew.digital/ef/c7/8a/efc78a2e8cb6f9b55cc785b682a10e06b6a692b79579a8f73d6320552a851c73.jpeg

2026-02-25 13:54:02 UTC

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I dont want wild nights.
I want a cooler of Hamm's and a big fucking bonfire
https://media.nicecrew.digital/5d/fb/b7/5dfbb7a913c874d8a3b355f51a27578254a50338b2a58a0cb71953266b51be99.jpeg

2026-02-25 13:32:14 UTC

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Definitely not the try-hard faggot in the middle.

2026-02-25 13:31:42 UTC

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Im not going to lie. I dont know enough about most of those people...
Maybe Tony if I had to choose? I didnt watch the other shows.

2026-02-25 13:28:07 UTC

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So many places for cheetos dust and dog hair to get into....

2026-02-25 12:59:47 UTC

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None of the above.
I drink alone

2026-02-25 03:46:43 UTC

gn
https://media.nicecrew.digital/a2/74/2a/a2742a209cdbb6146a29b7437e37aeed82fcc9d355e576ec9000d1099d68b621.jpg

2026-02-24 22:24:10 UTC

The jew fears lecture chef
https://media.nicecrew.digital/ab/61/b0/ab61b02df050a97522bd3200def786ba9740eeb7525491516dad310420f17b2b.mp4

2026-02-19 22:22:46 UTC

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
https://media.nicecrew.digital/6d/76/c6/6d76c61a29dad782453f121456c744d89b32b9d8cbd46a0e04e505263b8932bb.mp4

2026-02-19 12:27:11 UTC

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E5 to assert dominance

2026-02-18 20:31:48 UTC

One of the greatest mysteries of our time
https://media.nicecrew.digital/23/90/59/239059d14e58f093634db2f655b3a9bbb97615ca2419f36e464e88f5bed7857a.jpg

2026-02-17 18:47:40 UTC

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I really want to tell him hes not beating the stereotype of niggers but thats probably too far

2026-02-17 18:32:31 UTC

Whats corporate-speak for "Stop being a moody bitch and do your fucking job"?

2026-02-15 04:56:44 UTC

Shut the fuck up. You know nothing of our Lord and savior .
https://media.nicecrew.digital/4f/ac/06/4fac06abc37785a22307df579a70e759d223d34e778aa4abd38f9d80aa984d77.mp4

2026-02-08 18:50:28 UTC

You/us rn
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2026-01-31 14:16:09 UTC

Time for some civil forfeiture.
https://media.nicecrew.digital/18/66/7e/18667e3d90c0868ee2c725836593e6001d00393af095f08bbdf702e790c66765.mp4

2026-01-30 03:48:46 UTC

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2026-01-22 03:41:26 UTC

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Amatuer or advanced. You're all going into the oven.
Faggots

2026-01-19 22:09:58 UTC

>Blacklooping
Just think about it for a sec before you watch the video. You'll probably figure it out before the 2 fatties tell you.
https://media.nicecrew.digital/ea/4b/b3/ea4bb3de0166f668a9bca4b28a38c4cde6555e8bd10ca402652326714082b878.mp4

2026-01-16 11:24:20 UTC

So...a hooker?
Also, try to just use the subtitles. Her voice is obnoxious.
https://media.nicecrew.digital/de/7a/25/de7a25b2a53efb5eaedfbc899eb4a884c4bfc8daaede1eab379619f41b8adc9b.mp4

2026-01-16 04:42:38 UTC

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2026-01-14 03:01:40 UTC

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2026-01-13 19:38:56 UTC

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2026-01-13 15:46:29 UTC

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Fine by me.

2026-01-07 12:31:08 UTC

While funny, shes not attractive. Solid 4/10.
https://media.nicecrew.digital/a2/6b/14/a26b14d8883cc3ee9bd0bb1988ea832179cd597ba9af3dfe944c4b505e3f03b1.mp4

2026-01-06 13:23:41 UTC

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I dont know what that is

2026-01-05 19:47:17 UTC

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https://media.nicecrew.digital/c2/97/99/c297995246734f45f48a221ea39242ef592dbf1e7e4ee7146e8d22014b994bc1.mp4

2026-01-02 18:28:28 UTC

We agree to your terms.
We'll even throw in the spics for free.
https://media.nicecrew.digital/72/c4/91/72c491e0a53a16a5d8f0a4e5bb11de2884e95868d3c4f553891f8d0e5e04b6ac.mp4

2026-01-02 13:59:14 UTC

https://media.nicecrew.digital/cb/64/ec/cb64ecef12ac5fe4f8dee3419c8099057d9cce4aa5ec9baf5a92171a77d38e22.mp4

2025-12-25 15:28:23 UTC

Congrats to the US government for their big Powerball win

2025-12-19 14:31:08 UTC

The name of the account.... chefs_kiss
https://media.nicecrew.digital/29/95/ea/2995eab38ef71a1a0b4788500160f8971c0b623600b3d22c42cf6b5337e64d0d.mp4

2025-12-18 12:20:41 UTC

It is impossible to please women.
Even God's perfection isnt good enough for them.
https://media.nicecrew.digital/a1/81/ae/a181ae3cd6347730d28989d8f5eb13be22ec83145ebf2b1a24480bdb19bf2070.mp4

2025-12-11 22:13:25 UTC

What
The
Fuck
Does she want her son to fuck her too?
https://media.nicecrew.digital/a0/d8/71/a0d871dfeb51d4566d031d75d0e5f735de0d6f13bfc0d257ae77f599e9ada68e.mp4

2025-12-10 16:07:15 UTC

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What a madlad
https://media.nicecrew.digital/3f/df/2f/3fdf2f190410a2aca7e2f267b99fe6f49ceabb21a8b9dea94b6a60e8da257968.jpg

2025-12-08 14:27:53 UTC

https://media.nicecrew.digital/9c/fd/37/9cfd37ac9ca8f37091cfacd05f7c6ac4c372932ab0b75bbb5c500246c0e3c45c.mp4

2025-12-06 14:39:24 UTC

GIT 'EM ETHEL!!
https://media.nicecrew.digital/57/81/a9/5781a9bbb0b239453ccfb26ac0915a015351e49237d5d83b51cf54fe053367dc.jpg

2025-11-29 23:17:49 UTC

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Lol, if I can go to prison for getting my gun stolen and used in a murder, the judge needs to be held to the same standard.

2025-11-29 03:04:52 UTC

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Mein friend, why are you paying attention to these "'commercials""?
You should know better

2025-11-27 18:26:32 UTC

Gonna see if cant find my job...
https://media.nicecrew.digital/8b/fa/9c/8bfa9cd9242c74705bee7ab89518e536b2158b758e2f5a150e49c05c87e14501.jpg

2025-11-26 11:58:08 UTC

What a hell on Earth....
https://media.nicecrew.digital/15/9f/e2/159fe25f8d428156281d8d75d58e9e3c156fae36ecc432ede0f731bea80e1649.mp4

2025-11-25 04:33:37 UTC

https://media.nicecrew.digital/fc/ef/20/fcef20bb9b5ccf75145d0805b2bbb686df8de7fed0f8f5b5ce6fd9023de8c3b6.mp4

2025-11-21 05:55:07 UTC

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Im over 6 feet, but my face and skull is literally crooked. Like one ear and eye is higher than the other...

2025-11-18 00:42:44 UTC

https://media.nicecrew.digital/57/40/cb/5740cbf88b72e322c79cc7481a28c48a18a8c4e28b1d3122b4933111eeb2329a.jpg

2025-11-18 00:16:35 UTC

Both are nearly unobtainable

2025-11-17 23:56:45 UTC

For context
https://media.nicecrew.digital/75/97/f6/7597f65299fd83df0f194f539dca21d5fe201defe74ca9d5d42455035fbfda4f.jpg
#note1c78…ktg7

2025-11-15 00:45:20 UTC

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I have a puppy and a grown dog and 4 kitty cats to keep me company.
Also, I have a chicken titty on the grill, a new bottle of bourbon and a cigar.
Imma be ok as sion as I find a girl who loves me

2025-11-13 11:37:55 UTC

I can support this hard hitting journalism
https://media.nicecrew.digital/d3/0e/a9/d30ea9752387c3e0582df84c7b9d10229859037064aeaffd1308f220ca09c147.mp4

2025-11-11 15:43:58 UTC

Segregation is a net gain for all involved
https://media.nicecrew.digital/03/5c/7a/035c7addc791cd7372202633fc92d07603dab9d1e16b766700a532de85711868.mp4

2025-11-10 16:53:54 UTC

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https://media.nicecrew.digital/5d/a5/78/5da57844763748b2c10bf83d957d98cb7d47a3f1b2a765065a7909d2bda1818e.jpg

2025-11-10 14:39:47 UTC

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Theres nothing wrong with that unless you only ever make the minimum payments.
Ooooo! I got a $1500 bonus at work! WE'RE GOING TO THE CASINO BABY!
No nigger. Put half that towards car payment and the other half towards your credit card because I know youre dumb ass is almost maxxed out.

2025-11-10 12:07:06 UTC

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2025-11-10 11:54:41 UTC

But your monthy payment drops by $200!
https://media.nicecrew.digital/e3/0b/35/e30b357c39aa119484fecaeff5128219e26553f5c9cb28cd8fa304dbb0c2bd9b.jpg

2025-11-03 18:34:07 UTC

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2025-11-03 17:29:15 UTC

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Thats a fucking monstrosity

2025-11-03 15:37:05 UTC

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SUCK :egghand: LESS :egghand: FAGGOT
WHY ARE WE YELLING?

2025-10-28 14:56:56 UTC

Lol, hope the $100 was worth it.
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