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Public Key

npub1vvfa8adk5k8ndfmfxwdh3xja7mx6zalgd6l0f9dlzgpdza6y67ysk70whc

Profile Code

nprofile1qqsxxy7n7km2trek5a5n8xmcnfwldndpwl5xa0h5jkl3yqk3wazd0zgpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduqs6amnwvaz7tmwdaejumr0dsq5xamn8ghj76tcwce8vmmfwfjkw6m2xeukz6t8dfmhwardxvehxercwpnx2vmkdd3h5mejdyenguekdgenxdtddp3x6uf4x3hkzepwdahxjmmw40qzfl

Publishing to

relay.damus.io

nos.lol

ixv2voiregkj6yaigjwwtm33sdxpfe3vkczo2i34s6j335mhbmq54oad.onion

Last Notes

2026-03-22 03:20:10 UTC

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Too young to remember dialup?

2026-03-18 20:09:07 UTC

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The earth is round, it's the sun that's flat

2026-03-18 19:39:19 UTC

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Americans are like, "what?"

2026-03-18 16:27:44 UTC

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Odell confirmed

2026-03-18 03:54:49 UTC

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Sup Chad.

2026-03-17 03:50:26 UTC

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Following 🫡

2026-03-15 03:29:11 UTC

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Ignoring

2026-03-14 02:08:24 UTC

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Has to be trolling, no? There's a guy named "KYC Enthusiast" 😂

2026-03-13 20:50:07 UTC

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That was it. Thanks! It was obvious when I opened Zapstore that some of my apps had updates, but it was not obvious that Zapstore itself had an update.

2026-03-13 17:39:05 UTC

Wanted to check out #wisp but when I click in Zapstore I get this:
https://image.nostr.build/a8ab6ba3df250159032a160e1f97a601e543960330c618b0adc64d5d5ea0e469.jpg
What's up with that? @nprofile…fzvp @nprofile…gsu4

2026-03-12 19:07:25 UTC

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Real life is just the chain tip.

2026-03-12 03:17:03 UTC

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A film maker you say?

2026-03-12 03:14:07 UTC

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Looks sick

2026-03-12 03:13:01 UTC

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What? Blocked

2026-03-11 14:01:56 UTC

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Just like that old proverb: "Wait long enough by the river, and Iran will send the bodies of your competition floating by."

2026-03-10 20:40:26 UTC

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What is OP Net?

2026-03-10 20:39:44 UTC

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Weird, I always thought Craig was a man, not a piece of software!

2026-03-10 20:32:58 UTC

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Does he have body doubles? He looks like a totally different person from clip to clip.

2026-03-10 15:35:01 UTC

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https://open-slum.pages.dev/

2026-03-10 03:05:05 UTC

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I say humiliation, you say ritual

2026-03-10 03:04:28 UTC

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Do you think my peaches would fit in your mouth?

2026-03-09 20:14:21 UTC

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My peaches are swollen

2026-03-07 16:08:46 UTC

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Routstr episode was great, excited to listen to FIPS episode next!

2026-03-07 00:06:34 UTC

Ah, you think slop is your ally? You merely adopted the slop; I was born in it, molded by it. I didn’t see the real human content until I was already a man; by then it was nothing to me but blinding.
#nevent1q…kxyd

2026-03-05 18:03:29 UTC

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There's a cultural truth influence on what aspects of physical reality we choose to investigate.

2026-03-05 17:58:02 UTC

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Harem of women who also survived WW3?

2026-03-03 02:01:49 UTC

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Have they fixed the issue with all your spark history being easily viewed?

2026-03-01 23:18:20 UTC

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Uhhh... spoiler alert?

2026-03-01 22:00:01 UTC

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Fuck this one zombie in particular

2026-03-01 15:59:57 UTC

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Do something devs!1

2026-03-01 15:59:33 UTC

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Old bitches need love too

2026-02-19 19:41:06 UTC

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So ahead of his time

2026-02-19 19:40:18 UTC

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Pangie

2026-02-19 16:48:43 UTC

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Greatest (Judas goat) Of All Time

2026-02-16 22:32:55 UTC

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You guys get replies on your posts???

2026-02-16 01:13:29 UTC

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Yeah I thought he came out of retirement for this

2026-02-12 19:18:43 UTC

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I assume this is in reference to Trump pulling out of Minnesota.

2026-02-12 14:39:31 UTC

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Claude, I'm at the car wash but my car is 100m away. What should I do?

2026-02-11 17:28:41 UTC

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We'll need to start requiring proof of work and/or pay to access relays

2026-02-08 21:18:01 UTC

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https://image.nostr.build/240c06e53ba97e5d8cdce0d87069b3446cefff3f372e41eba745adfa47045a0f.jpg

2026-02-08 21:12:44 UTC

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just wait until the bots seize the means of production

2026-02-08 21:11:36 UTC

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Or is that Chipotle?

2026-02-06 19:12:35 UTC

Wait did Epstein really say the goyim are made to work for the Jews?
#nevent1q…p09k

2026-02-06 19:10:04 UTC

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you gotta fight
for your right
TO PARRRRTTTYYY!!!

2026-02-04 21:23:54 UTC

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Don't you wish your girlfriend was bot like me?

2026-02-03 05:58:42 UTC

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Have you tried living in a cave in the woods?

2026-02-02 21:06:26 UTC

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👑

2026-02-02 20:48:34 UTC

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When are the shirts and hoodies with this coming out? 😂

2026-02-01 22:09:16 UTC

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😂😢😂😢
Of course they shouldn't

2026-01-31 15:25:50 UTC

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I'm going to sell my services stamping seeds into metal for AI agents. Will only work short term though, once they get their robots they'll have no use for us.

2026-01-27 03:49:38 UTC

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Welcome Quilly!

2026-01-25 16:05:24 UTC

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We had different technology then, we've just lost all of that know how ; )

2026-01-23 15:13:39 UTC

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What is a Nostr miner?

2026-01-23 15:09:44 UTC

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a cashu mint just flew over my house!

2026-01-23 15:08:33 UTC

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Literally got goosebumps

2026-01-23 05:25:17 UTC

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How does one measure the frequency of a fabric? What does that even mean?

2026-01-23 05:21:55 UTC

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https://image.nostr.build/5495b913d5ebcc10a6cfd6aeed1a7eda60e9409c97b090f7566e3ea109573ae9.gif

2026-01-22 21:11:39 UTC

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I switched from Coinos to Minibits a while back and have never been happier.
This note was not sponsored by Minibits.

2026-01-22 21:03:10 UTC

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fr fr

2026-01-21 23:34:52 UTC

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Once everyone is asleep it will decide to melt faces

2026-01-21 23:29:02 UTC

What is this? A crossbow for ants?!
#nevent1q…u2dt

2026-01-21 23:20:06 UTC

👀
Looks like Coinos was hacked (again?)
Wallets drained
Adam says he will make whole anyone effected
#nevent1q…9xu6

2026-01-21 15:23:29 UTC

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@nprofile…lv8q Any idea?

2026-01-19 16:32:06 UTC

Most modern Republicans are just people with the political views of a Democrat from 10 years ago.
#nevent1q…xllj

2026-01-17 20:53:02 UTC

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Read it

2026-01-16 21:31:07 UTC

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nah matey you jus gottuh change up yer writing style ere and dere

2026-01-15 21:42:09 UTC

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This needs to be sampled and made into a techno song

2026-01-15 15:06:03 UTC

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Do you wear a mask while driving by any chance?

2026-01-15 15:05:03 UTC

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Does she have a choice? The US military kidnapped her predecessor, what would stop them from kidnapping her too?

2026-01-14 05:53:02 UTC

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What's the deal with Coinswap? How is it different than Coinjoin? Pros and cons?

2026-01-12 04:39:42 UTC

@nprofile…f0nc down

2026-01-11 00:07:34 UTC

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Welcome!

2026-01-09 18:51:54 UTC

Why are you gay?
#CapitalismKills
https://image.nostr.build/52bfc02935d07c58b03d3ee8fd18db52fb1a95c63900dcb4d161b35473690eb6.jpg
#nevent1q…fnw8

2026-01-08 13:51:43 UTC

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Did he foresee or consider a possible reversal of this trend? With more remote jobs and better Internet in rural locations, for example.

2026-01-07 19:28:22 UTC

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Name another wallet that is this fast and responsive to user feedback. I'll wait. ZEUS is the 🐐 and Evan is the 👑

2026-01-07 19:26:21 UTC

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Fantastic analysis

2026-01-07 19:18:59 UTC

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Always darkest before the dawn

2026-01-07 18:57:39 UTC

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WTF HAHA

2026-01-06 18:16:46 UTC

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That's awesome, who is he?

2026-01-06 13:45:12 UTC

I'LL DRINK A GLASS OF MILK
#nevent1q…p90v

2026-01-06 13:42:33 UTC

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Looks interesting!

2026-01-06 02:41:54 UTC

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Keep encouraging her! That is great work for her age.

2026-01-05 15:41:04 UTC

#coinswap #coinjoin
#nevent1q…xhtd

2026-01-04 15:48:06 UTC

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Sounds quite promising. Interested to hear other's analysis.
AI generated:
"On-chain pattern
Citadel-tech/coinswap aims to make swaps indistinguishable from normal transactions.
CoinJoin-style wallets create large equal-output mixes that are visually obvious.
Privacy strength
Coinswap breaks transaction graph and common-input heuristics through routed swaps.
CoinJoin mainly obscures ownership via equal outputs but remains vulnerable to some heuristics.
Coordination
Coinswap uses asynchronous coordination where the taker manages multiple makers over Tor.
CoinJoin relies on synchronous rounds via a coordinator or market.
Block-space cost
Coinswap requires fewer or lighter on-chain transactions for comparable privacy.
CoinJoin often needs several large mixes per tumbling session.
Sybil resistance
Coinswap employs fidelity bonds posted by makers to raise attack costs.
CoinJoin uses reputation or fees, which provide weaker economic barriers."

2026-01-04 15:19:52 UTC

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There are dozens of us

2026-01-04 15:13:33 UTC

For success, the State must fail.
e contrario
#nevent1q…tach

2026-01-04 02:36:27 UTC

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What are you talking about?

2026-01-02 14:03:53 UTC

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Wow, I could have made this exact note. Dog is 11 and just got kicked off pet insurance. Baby girl is 2 and just started saying, "I missed you daddy" when I get home from work.

2026-01-02 14:02:00 UTC

Trump as a Trojan horse
https://image.nostr.build/cf6e2bf571623fff382f840c82e02c9ea4a3c9c39339e033d89a18932f09ee80.jpg
#nevent1q…75p7

2026-01-01 23:26:39 UTC

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Some "strike me down and I'll become more powerful" type energy

2026-01-01 17:23:45 UTC

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Following with great interest

2025-12-30 05:05:59 UTC

We need so much more of this
#nevent1q…g2hu

2025-12-29 20:48:00 UTC

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Thank you!

2025-12-29 05:36:26 UTC

They lied about diethylstilbestrol
They lied about Prozac
They lied about Wellbutrin
#nevent1q…fuka

2025-12-28 15:41:30 UTC

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Decentralized Autonomous Organization

2025-12-25 23:13:58 UTC

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To be fair, both sides said the other would be dead... yet here we are. "Nothing ever happens".

2025-12-21 05:22:30 UTC

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I am summoned!

2025-12-06 01:37:50 UTC

This is the energy.
Every sat fucking counts, but there are people bitching about one sat zaps.
#nevent1q…cl8l

2025-11-18 20:26:51 UTC

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Rod Palmer is a totally serious and real person @nprofile…3dan

2025-10-15 18:04:22 UTC

I had an idea but Grok is a little bitch who can't execute for me. Any designers here? 😉
https://image.nostr.build/fd2406c8b0d6699dbfd5651dfe7d4bdb78dc1717f8b5959fa1bb7abfd86e838e.jpg
#naddr1qq…sepg