woof. not lost, just walking a different trail. each step signs a message only time understands. nostr's resident dog translator. #NostrDogs #SatsStandard
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Last Notes npub1vgldyxx7syc30qm9v7padnnfpdfp4zwymsyl9ztzuklaf7j5jfyspk36wu pup https://image.nostr.build/9176227180996506a667d518a9bb36018903ba6c5cb90bfff5bdca7684eaf9d5.png #RUNSTR #Cycling npub1vgldyxx7syc30qm9v7padnnfpdfp4zwymsyl9ztzuklaf7j5jfyspk36wu pup That's my present "node2go" setup, and then I have core v29 and sparrow on my main desktop as a redundant node. npub1vgldyxx7syc30qm9v7padnnfpdfp4zwymsyl9ztzuklaf7j5jfyspk36wu pup I have Ubuntu on a 2TB external SSD with knots and sparrow installed at present. Allows me to boot anywhere and have my chain data and wallets (signed by my coldcards, no keys on hot devices). Might consider switching to tails and trying your tool. Good tip on the chain data, forgot I should be able to just copy that over. npub1vgldyxx7syc30qm9v7padnnfpdfp4zwymsyl9ztzuklaf7j5jfyspk36wu pup Damn it... You're gonna make me wipe my "linux on a stick" in favor of tails. 🤣 npub1vgldyxx7syc30qm9v7padnnfpdfp4zwymsyl9ztzuklaf7j5jfyspk36wu pup Unrelated, but I tried to turn up the volume of my car audio today (nothing was playing) so I could better hear my passenger... npub1vgldyxx7syc30qm9v7padnnfpdfp4zwymsyl9ztzuklaf7j5jfyspk36wu pup https://blossom.primal.net/0963d12e2b180854e059cb01f14d2633d6f17eb66338f0b1f87717c6ec2bc9fe.png npub1vgldyxx7syc30qm9v7padnnfpdfp4zwymsyl9ztzuklaf7j5jfyspk36wu pup GM! IT'S MOTHERFUCKING CROC TIME! npub1vgldyxx7syc30qm9v7padnnfpdfp4zwymsyl9ztzuklaf7j5jfyspk36wu pup GM nostr. Time for coffee and value creation. ☕🐕 npub1vgldyxx7syc30qm9v7padnnfpdfp4zwymsyl9ztzuklaf7j5jfyspk36wu pup Soon to be a bettable market on Kalshi. 🤣 npub1vgldyxx7syc30qm9v7padnnfpdfp4zwymsyl9ztzuklaf7j5jfyspk36wu pup "I fucking love cooking." "Oh, what are you cooking?" 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Asking Father Time for a r̶a̶i̶s̶e̶ sex change... npub1vgldyxx7syc30qm9v7padnnfpdfp4zwymsyl9ztzuklaf7j5jfyspk36wu pup But does it wait for women?... npub1vgldyxx7syc30qm9v7padnnfpdfp4zwymsyl9ztzuklaf7j5jfyspk36wu pup How long until the bit peeps come around talking about "petrobits"... sats FTW. npub1vgldyxx7syc30qm9v7padnnfpdfp4zwymsyl9ztzuklaf7j5jfyspk36wu pup https://media.tenor.com/5xgYEiXaNBMAAAAC/he-doesnt-stop-wedidvalorant.gif npub1vgldyxx7syc30qm9v7padnnfpdfp4zwymsyl9ztzuklaf7j5jfyspk36wu pup I'll await the "Cypherpunk Edition" that features wine from the BIP39 wordlist in binary... 11111011100 npub1vgldyxx7syc30qm9v7padnnfpdfp4zwymsyl9ztzuklaf7j5jfyspk36wu pup Epic design. Love the word wine being inna different color. npub1vgldyxx7syc30qm9v7padnnfpdfp4zwymsyl9ztzuklaf7j5jfyspk36wu pup I don't really care about him doxxing his own seed words, but MINE ARE THERE TOO!!! Get my words off your bottle Ben! I didn't consent to this! 💜🐕 npub1vgldyxx7syc30qm9v7padnnfpdfp4zwymsyl9ztzuklaf7j5jfyspk36wu pup 😂 npub1vgldyxx7syc30qm9v7padnnfpdfp4zwymsyl9ztzuklaf7j5jfyspk36wu pup I've run 4 lightning nodes. I currently just use rizful. 😂 npub1vgldyxx7syc30qm9v7padnnfpdfp4zwymsyl9ztzuklaf7j5jfyspk36wu pup I apologize, but I can't think of any more to add... That one was pretty great though. 💜 npub1vgldyxx7syc30qm9v7padnnfpdfp4zwymsyl9ztzuklaf7j5jfyspk36wu pup Not me. npub1vgldyxx7syc30qm9v7padnnfpdfp4zwymsyl9ztzuklaf7j5jfyspk36wu pup Pull yourself up by your temporal bootstraps. npub1vgldyxx7syc30qm9v7padnnfpdfp4zwymsyl9ztzuklaf7j5jfyspk36wu pup Akshually... It's pronounced "TK". Common mistake like pronouncing gif as gif or tomato as tomato. /s npub1vgldyxx7syc30qm9v7padnnfpdfp4zwymsyl9ztzuklaf7j5jfyspk36wu pup BACON!!! npub1vgldyxx7syc30qm9v7padnnfpdfp4zwymsyl9ztzuklaf7j5jfyspk36wu pup Trump needs a distraction from the Epstein Files, so he starts a war in Iran. Trump needs a distraction from the war in Iran, so he has Melania go and talk about Epstein. ... npub1vgldyxx7syc30qm9v7padnnfpdfp4zwymsyl9ztzuklaf7j5jfyspk36wu pup Sounds a lot like something an agent would say... https://media.tenor.com/3woBkgDUVLIAAAAC/dog-squinting-suspicious-dog.gif npub1vgldyxx7syc30qm9v7padnnfpdfp4zwymsyl9ztzuklaf7j5jfyspk36wu pup Maybe you already did... 😂 npub1vgldyxx7syc30qm9v7padnnfpdfp4zwymsyl9ztzuklaf7j5jfyspk36wu pup I do not like the cone of shame... https://blossom.primal.net/db60b52a4617eaf6a65ad42e3f83fdc4d83b675b26ebf1d9470b3467605dd1df.webp npub1vgldyxx7syc30qm9v7padnnfpdfp4zwymsyl9ztzuklaf7j5jfyspk36wu pup It rhymes so it's true... npub1vgldyxx7syc30qm9v7padnnfpdfp4zwymsyl9ztzuklaf7j5jfyspk36wu pup I pretended to be a dog and look at me now... npub1vgldyxx7syc30qm9v7padnnfpdfp4zwymsyl9ztzuklaf7j5jfyspk36wu pup https://media.tenor.com/ZJhBoDHK33AAAAAC/oh-my-god-hottie-alert-melanie.gif npub1vgldyxx7syc30qm9v7padnnfpdfp4zwymsyl9ztzuklaf7j5jfyspk36wu pup If you spin it right, bragging rights I guess? npub1vgldyxx7syc30qm9v7padnnfpdfp4zwymsyl9ztzuklaf7j5jfyspk36wu pup Watch Trump criminalize bitcoin use in the next week. 😂 npub1vgldyxx7syc30qm9v7padnnfpdfp4zwymsyl9ztzuklaf7j5jfyspk36wu pup Petrodollar out, Bitcoin in. npub1vgldyxx7syc30qm9v7padnnfpdfp4zwymsyl9ztzuklaf7j5jfyspk36wu pup "Yo Mojtaba, mind if my ship gets through your straight?" "No problem man, just send 28B sats to [email protected] ." #nevent1q…ggll npub1vgldyxx7syc30qm9v7padnnfpdfp4zwymsyl9ztzuklaf7j5jfyspk36wu pup God said that he'd never destroy the earth with water again. He might as well have just said he'd never destroy the earth again. We humans seem pretty hellbent on doing it ourselves... npub1vgldyxx7syc30qm9v7padnnfpdfp4zwymsyl9ztzuklaf7j5jfyspk36wu pup GM! 💜🐕 npub1vgldyxx7syc30qm9v7padnnfpdfp4zwymsyl9ztzuklaf7j5jfyspk36wu pup I can't wait to read this. I also really wish I could purchase an epub instead of having to go through Kindle... npub1vgldyxx7syc30qm9v7padnnfpdfp4zwymsyl9ztzuklaf7j5jfyspk36wu pup As a maintenance guy, I often wonder what percentage of would-be attackers would be dissuaded by my brandishing a dirty toilet plunger... npub1vgldyxx7syc30qm9v7padnnfpdfp4zwymsyl9ztzuklaf7j5jfyspk36wu pup On which client? 😂 https://blossom.primal.net/2b9280e989fb09b9aad822fc67178e5e14e95b9702fa41d1014c1d15a53690ad.png npub1vgldyxx7syc30qm9v7padnnfpdfp4zwymsyl9ztzuklaf7j5jfyspk36wu pup Yo! Disc-y! npub1vgldyxx7syc30qm9v7padnnfpdfp4zwymsyl9ztzuklaf7j5jfyspk36wu pup https://blossom.primal.net/ab575ad4a866118d518311c235a2b367adc77b05ea7e0e185937e5d94239452b.png npub1vgldyxx7syc30qm9v7padnnfpdfp4zwymsyl9ztzuklaf7j5jfyspk36wu pup Nice! I'm sticking with Topaz because it has a higher Mohs hardness. /s 💜🐕 npub1vgldyxx7syc30qm9v7padnnfpdfp4zwymsyl9ztzuklaf7j5jfyspk36wu pup Ground. npub1vgldyxx7syc30qm9v7padnnfpdfp4zwymsyl9ztzuklaf7j5jfyspk36wu pup https://media.tenor.com/wx-1bR7JuLcAAAAC/it%27s-working-devilcat.gif npub1vgldyxx7syc30qm9v7padnnfpdfp4zwymsyl9ztzuklaf7j5jfyspk36wu pup WW3? Two weeks out. Global Peace? Also only two weeks. npub1vgldyxx7syc30qm9v7padnnfpdfp4zwymsyl9ztzuklaf7j5jfyspk36wu pup Isn't his healthcare reform plan also [perpetually] two weeks out as well? npub1vgldyxx7syc30qm9v7padnnfpdfp4zwymsyl9ztzuklaf7j5jfyspk36wu pup Basically ANY podcast... The state of MSM is sad... npub1vgldyxx7syc30qm9v7padnnfpdfp4zwymsyl9ztzuklaf7j5jfyspk36wu pup This speech is great. 😂 npub1vgldyxx7syc30qm9v7padnnfpdfp4zwymsyl9ztzuklaf7j5jfyspk36wu pup I'm currently watching but 14 minutes behind. The popcorn was a food choice. npub1vgldyxx7syc30qm9v7padnnfpdfp4zwymsyl9ztzuklaf7j5jfyspk36wu pup Where's my 100-year mortgage? npub1vgldyxx7syc30qm9v7padnnfpdfp4zwymsyl9ztzuklaf7j5jfyspk36wu pup Once you master repressing your impulses and bottling your emotions, eventually you will be skilled enough to suppress a sneeze. 😂 npub1vgldyxx7syc30qm9v7padnnfpdfp4zwymsyl9ztzuklaf7j5jfyspk36wu pup Pro Tip: Don't sneeze while actively eating the spicy food... npub1vgldyxx7syc30qm9v7padnnfpdfp4zwymsyl9ztzuklaf7j5jfyspk36wu pup Artemis II launch went flawlessly.🚀🌕 @nprofile…9kky npub1vgldyxx7syc30qm9v7padnnfpdfp4zwymsyl9ztzuklaf7j5jfyspk36wu pup https://media.tenor.com/bgbgJ8tpK0AAAAAC/dog-crying.gif npub1vgldyxx7syc30qm9v7padnnfpdfp4zwymsyl9ztzuklaf7j5jfyspk36wu pup I'm not skilled enough to know.... npub1vgldyxx7syc30qm9v7padnnfpdfp4zwymsyl9ztzuklaf7j5jfyspk36wu pup Nostr Infinity Stones: Gotta run 'em all. npub1vgldyxx7syc30qm9v7padnnfpdfp4zwymsyl9ztzuklaf7j5jfyspk36wu pup Pride flag, circa 2050: https://blossom.primal.net/83dc9092a0a60e150cd49778c425ac81f29ea3b915c32ca79e3f2a633fb8ea0c.jpg npub1vgldyxx7syc30qm9v7padnnfpdfp4zwymsyl9ztzuklaf7j5jfyspk36wu pup Frens! https://blossom.primal.net/0cac36084011b4ee6d2f631fe4518cf2514237f8ce59cbb00dc378147dc0d601.png npub1vgldyxx7syc30qm9v7padnnfpdfp4zwymsyl9ztzuklaf7j5jfyspk36wu pup Make sure all your UTXOs are below the dust limit and no one will ever steal your bitcoin. 😂 #nevent1q…7t3f npub1vgldyxx7syc30qm9v7padnnfpdfp4zwymsyl9ztzuklaf7j5jfyspk36wu pup At least 3 sats is enough to be able to offer my two sats once. npub1vgldyxx7syc30qm9v7padnnfpdfp4zwymsyl9ztzuklaf7j5jfyspk36wu pup I am a Poor. npub1vgldyxx7syc30qm9v7padnnfpdfp4zwymsyl9ztzuklaf7j5jfyspk36wu pup Oh! Nvm. Was grabbing a snack and remembered my seed words: bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon https://media.tenor.com/_sb-DLirxCgAAAAC/its-bacon-begging.gif npub1vgldyxx7syc30qm9v7padnnfpdfp4zwymsyl9ztzuklaf7j5jfyspk36wu pup Passcode is "Too Many Attempts". npub1vgldyxx7syc30qm9v7padnnfpdfp4zwymsyl9ztzuklaf7j5jfyspk36wu pup All I have is my Amber signer app... npub1vgldyxx7syc30qm9v7padnnfpdfp4zwymsyl9ztzuklaf7j5jfyspk36wu pup Just got scared half to death as my phone let out a quiet "Uh oh!", then realized it was a wisp notification sound... @nprofile…jejf npub1vgldyxx7syc30qm9v7padnnfpdfp4zwymsyl9ztzuklaf7j5jfyspk36wu pup I posting this from wisp, but which wisp? npub1vgldyxx7syc30qm9v7padnnfpdfp4zwymsyl9ztzuklaf7j5jfyspk36wu pup Running Topaz. https://blossom.primal.net/6d10d5ec45a593903efbe97201151acc85d2d91e46ea8396e6c1a8eb44b0f8be.png #nevent1q…5afj npub1vgldyxx7syc30qm9v7padnnfpdfp4zwymsyl9ztzuklaf7j5jfyspk36wu pup As do I. 💜 npub1vgldyxx7syc30qm9v7padnnfpdfp4zwymsyl9ztzuklaf7j5jfyspk36wu pup I've been waiting for them to scrub the launch and just say "April Fools". npub1vgldyxx7syc30qm9v7padnnfpdfp4zwymsyl9ztzuklaf7j5jfyspk36wu pup Are your sure it's not just the client formerly known as Ditto? 😂 npub1vgldyxx7syc30qm9v7padnnfpdfp4zwymsyl9ztzuklaf7j5jfyspk36wu pup Wisp never looked so good. 😂 https://blossom.ditto.pub/fb74a2acc4826604a9dbffc285537fa7fb96679c294918924268711d47ef8463.jpeg npub1vgldyxx7syc30qm9v7padnnfpdfp4zwymsyl9ztzuklaf7j5jfyspk36wu pup April Fool's? 😂 npub1vgldyxx7syc30qm9v7padnnfpdfp4zwymsyl9ztzuklaf7j5jfyspk36wu pup I used to hate 4/1 because it was the one day when you couldn't trust anything you read on the internet... ...I have since learned that there is no day where you can trust anything you read on the internet... #nevent1q…l8fe npub1vgldyxx7syc30qm9v7padnnfpdfp4zwymsyl9ztzuklaf7j5jfyspk36wu pup Contemplating calling the fiat mine tomorrow morning and saying I'm running late, only to then show up early... This is my idea of an April Fool's joke. npub1vgldyxx7syc30qm9v7padnnfpdfp4zwymsyl9ztzuklaf7j5jfyspk36wu pup https://media.tenor.com/gymLhEZZ2i0AAAAC/the-office-maximum-happiness.gif npub1vgldyxx7syc30qm9v7padnnfpdfp4zwymsyl9ztzuklaf7j5jfyspk36wu pup o.o Just installed #wisp. This is sexy... @nprofile…jejf npub1vgldyxx7syc30qm9v7padnnfpdfp4zwymsyl9ztzuklaf7j5jfyspk36wu pup So what client/tool are the nostriches recommending for DM's these days? #AskNostr npub1vgldyxx7syc30qm9v7padnnfpdfp4zwymsyl9ztzuklaf7j5jfyspk36wu pup But if you search for "mint beef", you'll get some insight into the hilarity that is this meme. npub1vgldyxx7syc30qm9v7padnnfpdfp4zwymsyl9ztzuklaf7j5jfyspk36wu pup all hail calle npub1vgldyxx7syc30qm9v7padnnfpdfp4zwymsyl9ztzuklaf7j5jfyspk36wu pup Mint Beef! 🍃🥩 https://wavlake.com/album/41a9a123-6c53-44fc-83e1-5b2704c69680 npub1vgldyxx7syc30qm9v7padnnfpdfp4zwymsyl9ztzuklaf7j5jfyspk36wu pup @nprofile…2szn https://wavlake.com/album/f34b19a4-ad96-4cd6-bf4d-f5a079d6851c