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2026-03-09 02:22:14 CET

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I'm going to have to make a lot more mistakes now to at least give the eraser a faster death.

2026-03-06 15:15:03 CET

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Pro tip: Fill the jar with water as water is a nearly incompressible fluid and will help resist pressure and keep the jar from breaking.
Pro-pro tip: Just don't fucking do this...

2026-03-06 15:12:46 CET

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https://media.tenor.com/4RxTmC5RuowAAAAC/funny-memes.gif

2026-03-05 16:49:11 CET

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Not enough hexagons...
...never enough hexagons...
https://blossom.primal.net/f22205a74d31ee0f4f1a5e72907974c3cf521de78d42b5041bc3225f594bbfce.png

2026-03-05 16:02:10 CET

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Still a great meme though!

2026-03-05 14:22:03 CET

If I mention pizza, I'm most likely referring to the food item with dough, sauce and toppings.
Or I'm shouting about the stupidity of infinite pizza people...
Or it's Bitcoin Pizza Day.
Those are the possibilities. 🍕🐕
#nevent1q…n2fw

2026-03-05 14:17:52 CET

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Satoshi was a pineapple-on-pizza maxi.
That said, I am not.

2026-03-05 01:26:05 CET

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So. Fucking. Ready.

2026-03-04 20:10:13 CET

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Because the universe doesn't think I deserve cheaper sats.
https://media.tenor.com/bgbgJ8tpK0AAAAAC/dog-crying.gif

2026-03-04 19:26:35 CET

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Even a silly goose can learn from their past mistakes.

2026-03-03 19:59:16 CET

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No. Dividers improve comfort but fall short of justifying a change to the urinal code of conduct.

2026-03-03 13:01:38 CET

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LMAO. 😂

2026-03-02 23:29:26 CET

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Only if you're testing wrong. 😂💜

2026-03-02 23:28:54 CET

Testing to ensure my boost gets no engagement.
#nevent1q…unkk

2026-03-02 21:53:39 CET

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Happy Birthday! 🎉🐕

2026-03-02 21:46:04 CET

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Your dad was right. 🎉🐕

2026-03-02 19:30:58 CET

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https://media.tenor.com/fYr_ZBwnIOIAAAAC/katie-wilson-lemon.gif

2026-03-02 11:39:33 CET

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GM.
https://media.tenor.com/MIXuVj8SM_AAAAAC/cachorro.gif

2026-02-28 15:29:01 CET

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https://media.tenor.com/6q0oX3WyPa8AAAAC/mirror-monday-morning.gif

2026-02-28 15:06:39 CET

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Lmao.

2026-02-27 15:57:14 CET

Alternative:
"To achieve what others don't, you have to do what others won't."
#nevent1q…y78q

2026-02-27 15:51:48 CET

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This quote does go hard...

2026-02-24 03:28:05 CET

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Damn it. That was supposed to be a joke about a non-existent time zone, but apparently it's a real one...

2026-02-24 03:25:30 CET

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UTC+13

2026-02-23 18:17:42 CET

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A 🍼 🦴🥣 for 🐕
https://blossom.primal.net/1257adb4e3656855ca42d52a995642d36127ce7a4300734b21b6e79a9f5632cd.png

2026-02-23 04:18:37 CET

₿itcoin rewards the steadfast
#nevent1q…cnyu

2026-02-23 04:10:57 CET

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Does "right" include adding barbecue sauce? 🤔

2026-02-23 03:07:37 CET

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Lmao.

2026-02-23 03:02:04 CET

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Didn't realize you were already using it. 😂

2026-02-23 03:00:26 CET

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You're welcome I guess? 😂

2026-02-23 02:59:52 CET

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It's like the WOS of nwc wallets.

2026-02-23 02:58:57 CET

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As weird as I feel recommending it, Rizful.
Been using it for over 6 months with absolutely zero hiccups or issues.

2026-02-23 02:33:31 CET

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Yeah, just saw that and immediately searched "Iran news". 🤣

2026-02-21 00:47:33 CET

I can't fathom not being your own greatest fan.

2026-02-18 22:28:06 CET

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Fuck off. 🐕

2026-02-17 22:05:50 CET

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Idk if you get the dog vote, but you get this dog's vote.

2026-02-14 02:04:09 CET

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Same energy. 😂
https://blossom.primal.net/47bd95eb53e746678c5ebfd354de5493d0db5018b8dc06c584669197ef52cec9.png

2026-02-13 20:27:12 CET

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Fly to conclusions.

2026-02-11 22:36:22 CET

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Can attest this is accurate.

2026-02-11 18:08:16 CET

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At what point do we replace the 50 stars with a silhouette of Jeffrey?

2026-02-10 23:55:47 CET

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I love icicles. I like to take them down and stick them into the snow so they jut upwards like groupings of icy stalagmites.

2026-02-10 20:52:08 CET

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Self hate is so common that you're made out to be a narcissist just for liking yourself...

2026-02-10 18:08:54 CET

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Shitcoin president, the most fiat president perhaps, but definitely not Bitcoin president...

2026-02-09 22:41:50 CET

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Memes are definitely correlated with price volatility.
Fiat price up, great memes.
Fiat price down, great memes.
Fiat price flat, just the stick meme and stablecoin jokes.

2026-02-09 22:04:50 CET

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National language by fiat. 😂

2026-02-09 21:44:02 CET

But are these even real giraffes? 🤔 @nprofile…tpxn
#nevent1q…tan7

2026-02-09 20:18:03 CET

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Actually decently surprised how much this sounds like a bot response. 😂

2026-02-09 20:17:30 CET

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You're absolutely correct!
Its not just an invasion of bots — it's a tsunami that floods away real connection.

2026-02-09 20:15:26 CET

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"Yeah, I spent $200 for 10 GPUs. Minecraft never looked so good."

2026-02-09 16:24:39 CET

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Got my current phone for 50% off by just making a new account with my existing provider and taking advantage of a new user promo. 😂

2026-02-09 16:23:30 CET

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https://media.tenor.com/7kPAu01pQbkAAAAC/coneofshame-dug.gif

2026-02-09 16:01:45 CET

I once made 52 new email addresses so I could make 52 Starbucks accounts. Free birthday drinks every week! 😂☕🐕
#nevent1q…pwtj

2026-02-09 15:55:13 CET

Lmao. I couldn't even give you all the email addresses I've used in the last decade if I wanted to...
Is it not normal make 20 new email addresses each year on average?
#nevent1q…fr8u

2026-02-08 22:21:33 CET

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I wholeheartedly agree.

2026-02-08 19:41:06 CET

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Update, you can use a prepaid visa from Bitrefill for payment. Tested this and it works.

2026-02-08 19:33:29 CET

Anyone have any good suggestions for a way to pay for this privately by credit (or possibly debit card) using lightning?
#nevent1q…8m28

2026-02-08 17:43:57 CET

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I just want clawi.ai with nostr login and lightning for payment...

2026-02-08 16:50:05 CET

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I wish the site had a built in support AI so I could just ask it these questions before signing up. 😂

2026-02-08 16:49:01 CET

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Out of curiousity, what payment methods are accepted?
I'd prefer nostr login with amber or a signing extension to the email/password login, but am willing to try it out so long as I can pay for the service without disclosing personal information.

2026-02-08 04:25:24 CET

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Just think how much more bitcoin he could have had without paying for all those Scientology courses...

2026-02-07 22:38:52 CET

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2) what

2026-02-07 20:11:10 CET

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bones?

2026-02-07 02:34:54 CET

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I'll survive...
#nevent1q…aal4

2026-02-06 22:23:22 CET

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https://media.tenor.com/GG5iZUWsbhMAAAAC/spider-man.gif

2026-02-06 18:32:13 CET

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I'll come to your party, even if 58k doesn't.💜🐕
https://blossom.primal.net/a02a8b120a34b694a743e0533979c338e42110aac4aa831a397d67060932e497.png

2026-02-06 18:14:15 CET

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#nevent1q…aal4

2026-02-06 17:33:35 CET

https://image.nostr.build/cd9f385e4490f80afd8720d1bc767f4875a14ef9a95d8068f0bfb715ae8e7cf4.png

2026-02-06 17:16:09 CET

I need an automated npub that barks at me whenever there's a dog candle. 🐕

2026-02-06 17:13:16 CET

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#nevent1q…nv75

2026-02-06 16:57:12 CET

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🤞

2026-02-06 16:36:43 CET

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We will never financially recover from not hitting 58k. 🤣

2026-02-06 16:20:15 CET

58k gang this morning:
https://media.tenor.com/bgbgJ8tpK0AAAAAC/dog-crying.gif

2026-02-06 04:21:56 CET

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Mine would be P.A.W.S (no, I have no idea yet what this acronym would stand for).
Also, I'm unlikely to ever make a trade bot, but... 🤣

2026-02-06 03:06:28 CET

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When you get to excited seeing that your favorite podcaster released a new episode that is 2 whole hours, but 90 minutes of it is ads...

2026-02-06 03:04:04 CET

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In one corner of the ring, the MSTR death spiral; in the another, the USD death spiral.
Which will come first?

2026-02-06 03:02:35 CET

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48k gang...

2026-02-06 03:02:16 CET

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Really should have applied at mcdonalds instead...

2026-02-06 02:51:46 CET

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That's because asking for monero looks like this...
https://image.nostr.build/2295bc25431e44b17b5386438f4913a60d67de215d0ac3435b1cd118755d469f.gif

2026-02-06 02:49:14 CET

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58k gang isn't even their final form.

2026-02-06 02:48:23 CET

People are going to be pissed when we keep dropping to 580k for a year or so sometime in the future.

2026-02-06 02:47:41 CET

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Ser, wen 580k version?

2026-02-06 02:47:09 CET

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https://media.tenor.com/dWq8fBkY7kYAAAAC/kp6-dogs.gif

2026-02-06 02:46:29 CET

The lower the price goes, the more intense the party atmosphere becomes on nostr...
We're like r/buttcoin, just insanely optimistic and we like the corn.

2026-02-06 02:44:17 CET

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It's true!
#nevent1q…dvdj

2026-02-06 02:42:56 CET

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...and sell the husband too cause they buying everybody out here.

2026-02-06 02:42:22 CET

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Sell the wife

2026-02-06 02:41:23 CET

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Fun is also at ATH.

2026-02-06 02:40:42 CET

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https://media.tenor.com/dWq8fBkY7kYAAAAC/kp6-dogs.gif

2026-02-06 02:36:42 CET

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LFG!

2026-02-06 02:31:13 CET

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Replace Plan B with Plan ₿, make Plan A hard work.

2026-02-06 02:29:26 CET

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#58k gang is undefeated.
Unless things get really nuts and 5.8k gang or 580k gang take over.

2026-02-06 02:28:11 CET

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Give it a couple years and they'll seem like amazing purchases. 🤣

2026-02-06 02:27:26 CET

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Giving this a 9/10.
- 1 point for cat, but aside from that, great.

2026-02-06 02:26:04 CET

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Fake and ghey.

2026-02-06 02:25:46 CET

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DEREK!?!?!?!
EXPLAIN!

2026-02-06 02:23:49 CET

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#nevent1q…d5vk

2026-02-06 02:23:23 CET

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For what it's worth, I'm sure your postponing getting a girlfriend has nothing to do with the clearance sale on boyfriends...
Just a strange coincidence is all.

2026-02-06 02:21:21 CET

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Welcome to the club...
Deployed my dry powder during the dip to 108k. 🤣

2026-02-06 02:20:20 CET

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And then keep holding...

2026-02-06 02:19:22 CET

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Lmao.