Sir Luke :verified:

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2026-08-26 14:47:09 UTC

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Unfortunately you can't just replace the x.com part of the URL for pasting links. Its interface is worse than Nitter too. I tried the sotwe.com link and prefer twitterwebviewer so far, though.
To convert a user link, you use https://twitterwebviewer.com/?user=USERNAME
and a tweet is https://twitterwebviewer.com/?tweet=TWEETID
Maybe I'm missing something?

2026-01-05 03:20:55 UTC

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The Baby Seals Clubhouse is pretty sweet, NGL

2026-01-05 03:15:05 UTC

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Clearly it should be Aron Eisenberg
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2026-01-04 05:07:59 UTC

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Yeah, I have a lot of fond memories playing four-square.

2026-01-04 05:01:57 UTC

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"We came, we saw, he died! Hahahaha"
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2025-09-09 20:05:33 UTC

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2025-06-26 16:43:17 UTC

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Arachnophobia? In 2025?
Sad.

2025-03-08 15:28:41 UTC

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Weird that he signed his name, I can't remember seeing that before.

2025-03-08 15:25:31 UTC

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Who does this appeal to?
Should there be limits to enfranchisement?

2025-03-07 00:06:47 UTC

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Makes me want to get out my Genesis, dunno if it still works. Never had the 32x or the Sega CD though…

2025-03-05 17:29:46 UTC

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Hmm, I think the issue is that COBALT handles dates a little differently from COBOL.

2025-03-04 20:17:36 UTC

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London? Where are the Londoners?

2025-03-04 16:11:36 UTC

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This is why I hate video games.
It appeals to the male fantasy.
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2025-03-04 16:01:01 UTC

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Do you think the "FASCILITATE" misspelling was intentional?

2025-03-04 15:18:04 UTC

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This is very dangerous to our Democrats

2025-03-04 04:15:35 UTC

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I love the irony

2025-03-04 04:09:51 UTC

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:(
Wasn't there a garbage disposal involved?

2025-03-04 03:52:19 UTC

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2025-03-03 01:28:53 UTC

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I still don't believe that's a real name

2025-03-01 18:02:39 UTC

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It'd be a good role for kids, if we still had them
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2025-03-01 17:35:39 UTC

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2025-02-28 23:23:36 UTC

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I feel less special now…
But do you guys have TWO Nicoles DM'ing you?
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2025-02-28 15:48:38 UTC

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"trans" blood? Is that just water with delusions?

2025-02-26 15:36:38 UTC

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Light weight! Light weight!

2025-02-25 21:51:21 UTC

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He's going to be a "dictator from day one", but also "Elon musk is the real president".

2025-02-25 21:48:26 UTC

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2025-02-25 19:47:16 UTC

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She's a keeper!

2025-02-24 17:34:02 UTC

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When Disney erased the Bothans… that was when I knew.

2025-02-21 20:51:18 UTC

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2025-02-21 15:20:57 UTC

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It's heartening that we've finally reformed our medical establishments, and she can now receive the anorexia-affirming care that she needs

2025-02-20 21:53:54 UTC

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I used to work phone tech support for HP. Most of my coworkers were clueless and just following a flow chart, they were making horror stories like your aunt's full time. And this was back when they hired Canadians, it's probably way worse now.

2025-02-20 21:29:09 UTC

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Double ammonium salted hard black licorice

2025-02-20 21:13:31 UTC

Just a little reminder for all the people cheering on Kash to dismantle the FBI
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2025-02-20 21:07:47 UTC

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The best kind:
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2025-02-19 16:32:10 UTC

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https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/114/031/507/894/930/221/original/c4f7e0b947f533d3.mp3

2025-02-19 14:24:16 UTC

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Open casket, with ice and beers.
The more I think about this, the more I like it.

2025-02-18 21:11:08 UTC

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What color was her roof?

2025-02-18 18:32:53 UTC

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They're going in the wrong direction
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2025-02-18 16:18:09 UTC

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With that puffy jacket on under his T-shirt he looks way less effeminate.
Spend some of those PAC funds on these, it's a legitimate expense.
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2025-02-18 16:09:47 UTC

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Just $0.50 a cup if you get three.
https://estore.icifoods.com/high-fructose-corn-syrup-55-600-lb-drum-55hfd055
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2025-02-12 19:16:02 UTC

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yes

2025-02-12 19:13:58 UTC

Looks like Pressley's been raiding Schwab's closet.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/113/992/489/216/864/859/original/a31d35958b706616.mp4

2025-02-12 16:52:32 UTC

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Vitiligo?
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2025-02-11 21:18:06 UTC

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But did you know, that when it snows, my eyes become large and the light that you shine can't be seen?

2025-02-11 19:54:21 UTC

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It's funny how
time flies

2025-02-11 16:28:14 UTC

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The beauty of writing it for yourself is you don't have to bother with comments or docs!

2025-02-08 04:26:01 UTC

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I only really noticed them zoomed in, and I was looking for things like that.

2025-02-08 04:17:29 UTC

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Have you tried smoothing out the layer lines?

2025-02-08 04:09:18 UTC

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Looks good. Did you 3D print the model?

2025-02-08 03:02:57 UTC

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Enlightened lesbian space witches call it the Thread.
Calling it the Force is toxic masculinity.

2025-02-07 19:47:25 UTC

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2025-02-07 19:10:45 UTC

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Maybe stick "Bill Clinton is a rapist INFOWARS.COM" right at the end

2025-02-07 17:44:06 UTC

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AFTER DARK!
AFTER DARK!
AFTER DARK!
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2025-02-07 16:36:14 UTC

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I liked them, @npub108h…p7er
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/113/963/576/212/916/564/original/875e407a7cc4f18b.mp4

2025-02-07 13:30:33 UTC

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Wear blue day, to raise awareness about wear red day.

2025-02-06 20:41:24 UTC

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Let’s make sure we show up wherever we have to show up, @npub1lvs…ty57
If you see a Canadian goose in a park, at a crosswalk, in a parking lot, you get out and you create a crowd. And you push back on them. And you tell them they’re not welcome anymore, anywhere.

2025-02-06 18:34:25 UTC

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You're rank might go up next time @npub1kf6…qgry , I'm cutting back on the posts I like.
I don't know if it was @npub108h…p7er or @npub15mv…ekz7 posts, but John Mastodon thinks I'm some sort of smut pervert now.
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2025-02-05 22:12:24 UTC

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Fuckin' ostrich-killers, man.

2025-02-05 20:03:50 UTC

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Dr. Pepper?

2025-02-05 19:40:08 UTC

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SHITPOSTBOT 5000! THIS IS NOT OK!

2025-02-05 14:46:55 UTC

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Interesting. How would you describe the taste before sweetening?

2025-02-04 19:27:17 UTC

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What a gong show!
Protesters shouting “I am terrified!”, “climate emergency!” and “fossil fuel money!” are dragged out by security, with a candidate responding that he "already signed a pledge agreeing to their demands."
The contenders for leadership of one of the most powerful political parties in history get asked by a TV host if their recent loss was because of racism and misogyny, they all raise their hands and are told “that's good, you all pass.”
Revolting and hilarious.

2025-02-01 17:44:31 UTC

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Dystopic, @npub1kzl…h23m , but instead of cool neon and cyborgs we get nagging chatbots. Lame!
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2025-02-01 17:12:14 UTC

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I read that it's "at the request of the family". Is their some legal obligation to respect this request?

2025-01-31 20:34:11 UTC

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Casey, my old friend! We should get together more.

2025-01-31 19:45:09 UTC

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But is your valet willing to vote with you?

2025-01-31 17:31:04 UTC

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Sometimes you cannot tell people the truth.
You must show them.
Only then, at the PRECIPICE, will people find the will to change

2025-01-28 16:42:05 UTC

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https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/113/906/976/174/596/333/original/6ac8c9b272d482b2.mp4

2025-01-28 16:36:00 UTC

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What are you guys talking about? The Punisher repented, got rid of his guns, and then committed suicide. And his wife really hated him all along.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/113/906/944/252/738/431/original/58c016e9d997aff7.jpg

2025-01-28 15:04:51 UTC

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It's functional, but not because of any phony God's blessing…

2025-01-24 15:14:22 UTC

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2025-01-23 20:50:43 UTC

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Talk about a bad boy! He's just playing hard to get, send him some of your feet pics. I've heard he likes jammy toes…

2025-01-23 20:40:58 UTC

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Is Plutonium Pity still around? I muted him after seeing a couple of his posts.

2025-01-23 17:45:09 UTC

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After seeing this, I get angry whenever this song comes on in the background.

2025-01-23 16:54:59 UTC

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She/her lists her title as "Former Chief Diversity and Inclusion Officer United States Department of State Secretary's Office of Diversity and Inclusion Bridgebuilder"
Is that just ONE position?

2025-01-21 17:42:24 UTC

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Why do they want trannies impoverished? This is so easy, just make the minimum wage $1B/yr.

2025-01-21 14:34:52 UTC

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Reading his (?) Fedi posts for the first time made me sad.

2025-01-20 22:07:54 UTC

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Rebel Moon is better than Star Wars, including the "Do it" line
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2025-01-20 21:05:48 UTC

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Chuds! Chuds everywhere!
Save me, Trust and Safety team!

2025-01-16 19:58:41 UTC

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Fake? Aww you're so mean, @npub1lvs…ty57 !
I'm sure the Honorable Senator from Hawaii really did use the potty all by herself.

2025-01-16 16:37:23 UTC

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Barry's Michael is normally so magnanimous, I'm surprised they're not being the bigger man here.

2025-01-16 16:32:10 UTC

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An indoor swing? A cool idea, but there's hardly any room around it. You'd hit the walls if you try to swing on it. Underdog into a broken nose!

2025-01-16 15:58:51 UTC

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Like I said…
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/113/838/858/317/224/019/original/0790a0e11a6b09b5.png

2025-01-15 21:19:35 UTC

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But… Comet Pingpong doesn't have a basement

2025-01-15 20:33:40 UTC

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Anyone have any good gifs of the Indian war cry thing?
Bette Middler is all i got, and it's no good
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/113/834/276/551/710/920/original/3c8865d2f5b8cf72.mp4

2025-01-15 20:31:43 UTC

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I told this to someone after seeing it posed here, but they ruined it by answering "one wipes your ass, the other covers glass".
Got an "I don't know" from the next few people though.

2025-01-15 18:56:20 UTC

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I'd like to see the "hate speech" quoted. Was it just someone acting retarded getting called a retard?

2025-01-15 18:14:42 UTC

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@npub1gx2…4lmh does this count as a "bidet or whatever the Muslim wand thing"?

2025-01-08 22:13:48 UTC

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Bitch lasagne!

2025-01-08 21:00:08 UTC

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Oh that might have been me, let me check. What was the number again?

2025-01-08 17:40:48 UTC

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If I thought this was corporate policy and not just a rogue franchise owner, it would make me consider Dairy Queen over the local ice cream shoppes I frequent.

2025-01-07 17:42:21 UTC

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I liked it there, but the prices are insane.

2024-12-27 13:44:09 UTC

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🎶 HIGHWAY TO THE BENIS ZONE 🎶

2024-12-24 19:50:23 UTC

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Looks good, @npub1gx2…4lmh

2024-12-24 19:47:39 UTC

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So crazy. It's per cent, the instructions are in the name!

2024-12-20 17:57:15 UTC

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Obnoxious Cocks

2024-12-20 14:41:33 UTC

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It would be interesting to see a similar map of just Oregon.

2024-12-20 13:44:05 UTC

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I know a lifelong conservative that frequently talks about hating the CBC, who only listens to the CBC whenever he drives…

2024-12-19 21:30:23 UTC

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2024-12-19 19:35:10 UTC

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But what if someone visits, takes a book off the shelf, and looks at the paper edges?
You know they're going to be judging you, and tell everyone you know to laugh about behind your back.