Volker
VOLKER - Voice Of Logic Knowledge Experience & Responsibility

Bitcoin translator, educator, communicator:
English ↔ German | Nerd ↔ Noob

Public Key

npub1g4jdvuxv9dgkcqtn5fupf2l9mr9xp27glzp6eq450dwfszrhfp9scxfm70

NIP-05 Address

Profile Code

nprofile1qqsy2exkwrxzk5tvq9e6y7q540ja3jnq40y03qavs268khycppm5sjcpz9mhxue69uhkummnw3eryvfwvdhk6qg0waehxw309ahx7um5wghx6mmdqy28wumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyv9kh2uewd9hszrthwden5te0dehhxtnvdakqzxrhwden5te0wfjkccte9ehx7um5wghxxmmd9esh2qgcwaehxw309aex2mrp0yh8xmn0wf6zuum0vd5kzmq733gk3

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npub1g4jdvuxv9dgkcqtn5fupf2l9mr9xp27glzp6eq450dwfszrhfp9scxfm70

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Last Notes

2026-03-10 11:32:01 CET

US government finally fired some 'pedos!
https://blossom.primal.net/6a0a53b8a87e940e025d3b5f6bcf7509ff05a4abcc3aae3947600dc0e7fb616a.jpg

2026-03-06 18:41:56 CET

Only a matter of time…
https://image.nostr.build/8810c6b205baee28ffe77433774a974291af47ffbab7b9ffc6041f6c6e16e461.jpg

2026-02-20 11:06:05 CET

He's a smart one, this one…
https://image.nostr.build/034d25f125dcf17b444c6f8d2f8b52f44ef7e7f85d1bf91c2ec4cfb4496aaa17.jpg

2026-02-08 19:29:19 CET

How to troll a scammer:
Me: “Hello.”
Scammer: (thick, heavy accent) “Hello. This is Tom Smith from Microsoft Support. We are seeing a lot of virus activity coming from your device.”
Me: “Oh no. My device? Are you sure?”
Scammer: “Oh yes, Sir. We have many reports.”
Me: “Oh, jeez. How can I fix it?”
Scammer: “It’s okay, Sir. We can help you right now. Are you in front of your device?”
Me: “Yes. I was just about to use it. I’m glad you called.”
Scammer: “Good, Sir. Please push the Start button.”
Me: “I think it’s already on.”
Scammer: “Okay, Sir. Now click on Control Panel.”
Me: “I don’t see that.”
Scammer: “Do you see a bunch of information above the Start button?”
Me: “Yes.”
Scammer: “That is your Control Panel.”
Me: “Wow. I didn’t realize it had a name.”
Scammer: “Yes, Sir. Now press Internet Options.”
Me: “I don’t see any Internet options. I don’t think I bought that feature. This is just a cheap one.”
Scammer: “All devices have Internet, Sir. Press the Start button again.”
Me: “Okay. Same as before.”
Scammer: “That’s fine, Sir. We will restart your device. Please turn it off.”
Me: “Um… I don’t know how. I’ve never turned it off. It kind of just stays on.”
Scammer: “There must be an off button. How do you stop it when it’s running?”
Me: “I usually press the big button.”
Scammer: “Okay, Sir. Press that button.”
Me: “Okay.”
Scammer: “Is your device off?”
Me: “No. The door popped open.”
Scammer: “Door? Is there a disc inside?”
Me: “No. There’s a burrito.”
Scammer: “Why is there a burrito in your computer?”
Me: “Computer? I thought you said this was microwave support.”

2026-02-06 10:35:35 CET

Spitzname für Frau von der Lying, wenn sie mal wieder die ganz große Verschmelzung Europas fordert...
https://blossom.primal.net/cba770d92d7d4b1cbeec2730bc994284b2f656a750b918f5b32168aafd57d472.jpg

2026-01-19 14:26:25 CET

PV! To distract everyone from the cataclysmic failure of the BTC price chart, here's a Jurass-hopper for you. Milk for scale.
https://blossom.primal.net/d619b0959f725be3fada846fa9bd7d7e8b6bb347e8592386a8af712bc5ee7494.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/614982a48f730617a73c88b1e44397e7bfecfd84c0c79f53e8c6a370edb85ce3.jpg

2026-01-09 00:23:25 CET

Any Iranians on nostr to tell us what's going on with the protests?

2026-01-08 16:23:48 CET

Costa Rican Capuccino is quite something different 🤠
https://image.nostr.build/b501596f829c287b74ec61d8f3604373290689ef3489d9e83fdb0593575002f7.jpg

2026-01-07 14:16:15 CET

Atenas area, Costa Rica.
https://image.nostr.build/59ed0f61166b215a5cf2f721b6af1e9c17399695c22cbe5a530e4b9054196de3.jpg

2026-01-05 14:39:27 CET

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Trigger Alert 1: Tolle Möpse
Trigger Alert 2: Blondine zeigt völlig ungeniert ihre Bürste
https://blossom.primal.net/c964facb1055f882e26109f925d27863437ae5adc6079eafdfb8a3c873653598.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/d96500c61d284bd5287c25b3690cba101c9a25d612c5ed4bf5e56d8aeff92632.jpg

2024-04-09 11:30:36 CEST

Interesting. A not-so-cheap Ukrainian car in the middle of Lisbon's embassy district, Lapa 🤔 https://image.nostr.build/4313515b160affa49a5942a66a79958f568e2872b92ab9f30121f9a4c586ab06.jpg https://image.nostr.build/88ca85cc4b7ce1b23e6e101cfed438b276b26283225402f9a485eaa208e09a9f.jpg

2024-04-09 09:52:03 CEST

https://image.nostr.build/a28444a097b7ea2ae8a52b9e79a63f5e2daf9ede24fad4ee49bc4c86b425673b.jpg

2024-04-09 09:31:17 CEST

GM Bitcoin ist geil! https://image.nostr.build/60980beaffb4e37b2da71b3e425092c8ee8791713b789796e0e056fcf3524c49.jpg

2024-04-06 12:38:02 CEST

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Klingt cool, aber ich frage mich, wie sie die Abwärme loswerden wollen - im Vakuum. In die Mondoberfläche bohren und eine Sonde einführen?

2024-04-06 11:13:22 CEST

Endlich!
https://www.der-postillon.com/2023/04/atom-balkon.html?m=1

2024-04-05 23:37:08 CEST

https://image.nostr.build/c154b60556f560a5b28c71d70ee8f09b51beffb2f6c563a0a923a1b08caae3f3.jpg

2024-04-04 14:11:31 CEST

When your wife is a painter and loves cats just as much as you do😻 https://image.nostr.build/03181f749f3fc4343f7b488f0992c0990335934ee3082c269dd27e49040bd4d2.jpg

2024-04-03 22:13:21 CEST

(Tweeted by Tuur Demester, don't know if he created it) https://image.nostr.build/e15143b6def98ad5159db7de4094164cde947505183ff8d6f4374a44f65e58d9.jpg

2024-04-03 15:57:39 CEST

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Sounds convenient 😎

2024-04-01 13:08:12 CEST

Move things and breakfast

2024-03-31 20:45:55 CEST

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For a while it works, until the receiver starts losing interest 😅

2024-03-31 10:16:05 CEST

When you see a snail while holding a Cat Remote™ (laser pointer) in your hand.
Camera got irritated by the laser. The red halo is an artifact, and the shell was actually glowing bright red. https://image.nostr.build/f9cfcfc6abf3a750086a0261c557a11b37a4fa404bbf6ad0123c6414c8830cef.jpg

2024-03-30 01:09:04 CET

https://image.nostr.build/447c2d22440caff1413c7a0cf763b1f9ff2b86fd38819ddf9760b2dbaa2d9437.jpg

2024-03-30 00:46:33 CET

Nanananananananana CATMAN https://image.nostr.build/63d2f1e7cfbea4b27e10d6f7279c2acc012ac45ef2c26b79dd08a9ec697a251d.jpg

2024-03-29 19:22:45 CET

The halving parties are gonna emit sooo much freedom dioxide 😂 #note1ruh…99gv

2024-03-29 13:12:35 CET

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"Kashimashii", noisy

2024-03-29 13:12:14 CET

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True. "Kashimashii", meaning noisy.

2024-03-29 12:19:31 CET

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Oh, granularity, yes that's more of a problem

2024-03-29 11:06:44 CET

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iOS does this for you...

2024-03-29 11:05:32 CET

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Ich habe meine Übersetzer darauf gehetzt und erwarte kurzfristig eine Antwort 😅

2024-03-28 22:23:18 CET

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What doesn't kill you, mutates and tries again.

2024-03-28 17:17:44 CET

SBF is going to prison for 25 years 🥳 https://image.nostr.build/366dd6d5eebc803e6b50a7c06a996f56c755891c58bf8fbedf16f5ae47381cad.jpg https://image.nostr.build/c4d8040e66b3cf34c9323f8383dfd44df9e08e87e1c28a68e93308211a49e172.jpg

2024-03-28 13:17:57 CET

Bitcoin is going to demonize gold.
You read that right 😅

2024-03-28 09:25:42 CET

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Link?

2024-03-28 05:41:32 CET

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True

2024-03-26 20:11:51 CET

https://image.nostr.build/a3abdc6e1e37fec76541464810dea2ff25a92bbd52215268a8b004c031a38b7c.jpg

2024-03-25 19:59:57 CET

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💯

2024-03-25 19:59:20 CET

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Du bist herzlich eingeladen, die Liste selbst zu erweitern 😅 Nostrling

2024-03-25 14:26:54 CET

Store of Values
Medium of Change
Unit of Accountability

2024-03-25 14:25:08 CET

Wer auf gendern besteht, wird künftig analog zu "Lehrling" so tituliert:
- Aktivling
- Genderling
- Veganling
- Politikling
- Kassierling
- Polizeiling
etc.
Wenn schon lachhaft, dann richtig 😈

2024-03-25 12:07:01 CET

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2024-03-25 08:55:04 CET

GM 🥳

2024-03-25 08:39:30 CET

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Add créme fraiche and red wine, maybe even soy sauce, then reduce for maximum taste. I never have time for that because I like to eat my steak HOT and fresh off the grill. Time to get a big chunk of cheap meat just to make the gravy I guess.

2024-03-25 08:33:32 CET

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True 😳

2024-03-24 16:32:51 CET

Boop #note1j8j…fr00

2024-03-24 07:25:05 CET

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I prefer salting and peppering at the end, so the juice stays in the meat. My skillet doesn't produce any broth at all; it's too hot and the meat loses very little liquid anyway. That may be a downside, sauce-wise, but I just love my pure meat.

2024-03-23 21:04:33 CET

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Doing just the skillet/grill thing gives a wider gamut of flavor (crispy outside -> raw center) vs sous vide, which is crispy->pink, but super tender.

2024-03-23 21:02:48 CET

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I regularly put my steak in a sous vide and then sear it briefly (after patting off the water) in either an 800C gas grill (summer) or on a ultra hot 🔥 cast iron skillet. Both gives great results.

2024-03-23 20:36:17 CET

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Source?

2024-03-23 20:35:09 CET

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So, why don't you do it? Many butcheries put the meat in a vacuum bag if you ask nicely. And if you really can't afford the money for a sous vide heater, you can use a dishwasher as a heat source, as long as the steak is packed watertight.

2024-03-23 08:31:08 CET

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From the website: The temporary blocking order is so they can investigate a copyright infringement claim by the media industry about audiovisual content.
Don't trust, verify.

2024-03-20 08:14:03 CET

GM!

2024-03-19 17:10:08 CET

https://image.nostr.build/89e61eaf0d35e0ca880108cd345e0254ea29d7b1949fa91efc94af116de363a4.jpg

2024-03-19 15:26:17 CET

My cat helped me do the dishes and later forgot to take off the rubber gloves. https://image.nostr.build/393b2208cb4244b03e8254264d14d64612b8bf93e5747598e078e0a263a9a528.jpg

2024-03-19 15:25:46 CET

My cat helped me do the dishes and forgot to take off the rubber gloves

2024-03-19 14:08:13 CET

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Self sovereign bottom up user controlled social layer.

2024-03-19 13:44:22 CET

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Audiophiles? 😂

2024-03-18 18:25:53 CET

Buying Bitcoin with your fiat 😎
Buying fiat with your Bitcoin 🤪

2024-03-18 03:23:49 CET

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Yes, he's awful. And he keeps popping up in everyone's feed. Probably pays for reach.

2024-03-17 08:32:03 CET

https://image.nostr.build/883b7e13efee25eb5cf98051f339270c8e45ce8588724c71f64df1f0be37607e.jpg

2024-03-16 17:48:09 CET

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What's different with COVID vaccine is that hundreds of millions have been vaccinated, so obviously even if the percentage of side effects is tiny, many many individuals will be affected. Many of the statistically less competent people are picking those numbers to show us how terribly the government acted. They leave aside the optionality: how many more people would have died or would have had serious side effects from the disease if the vaccine hadn't been rolled out? There is little rigor applied except for the rigorous calls against government intervention (which I support in general).

2024-03-16 15:09:03 CET

https://image.nostr.build/7a41d5f3f72c7239120aeeb7435e631c8698b737fd1969e2b37ab7e789286d4d.jpg

2024-03-16 08:15:53 CET

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Could have attached a balloon to the scooter to fish it out later 😅

2024-03-15 09:39:54 CET

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Lightning ist zumindest möglich laut Quelle (21 TG Gruppe)

2024-03-15 07:14:47 CET

Lieferando nimmt Bitcoin an - im Browser 🤩🤯🤓 https://image.nostr.build/5ee4071758d6a1c1cd6684b2a383ad6926f4338639b224c67d3d90fce416ac94.jpg

2024-03-14 11:24:34 CET

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Still same at 60 LOL

2024-03-12 07:17:45 CET

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Depends on the size of the container ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

2024-03-11 18:07:29 CET

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Mostly because its volume management sucks (can't ever really remove a failed disk, because its write mode is append-only), but also: the device driver code, is full of assert's, which is a BAD THING for a driver. It basically means "unless all edge conditions are perfect, just go ahead and panic the system"
Disclaimer: I last checked in 2014 or so 😅 but the fact that it went into production like that (and promptly panic'ed a major banking application when a disk failed) speaks volumes.
There are more modern FS out there on macOS, especially the built-in APFS, which also is optimized for flash storage. On Linux, it's rather bleak, as most FS there get corrupt over time due to overly aggressive optimizations.

2024-03-11 16:04:25 CET

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More general warning: do not use ... ZFS ...

2024-03-10 18:24:58 CET

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Das Kreativste, was ich auf einer Bitcoin Konferenz bisher gesehen habe. Klasse gemacht, @npub1k6r…x6lp. Und grossen Applaus an den kreativen Nachwuchs, der die Wand mit noch mehr Leben gefüllt hat!

2024-03-10 14:22:30 CET

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Und jetzt? Hast 21 Sats mehr 😅

2024-03-08 10:08:19 CET

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Das freut mich, danke ☺️
Man lernt nie aus™

2024-03-08 08:27:23 CET

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Ah, didn't know, thanks

2024-03-08 08:16:50 CET

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Kapier ich net... 🧐

2024-03-07 17:37:45 CET

No Lullaby. Also: not from Jethro Tull https://image.nostr.build/d4a61fa267e24ecf9bca07b72c8bd00c3466e53966de117b8ba42dc4d905bba8.jpg https://image.nostr.build/24019870e9f84545bf6d8f70a5a2da9dd5d1d67093551a234b9e4b8d357c4f0d.jpg

2024-03-06 22:12:21 CET

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LOL

2024-03-06 21:15:49 CET

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Yes. Scary good 😁

2024-03-06 19:16:29 CET

Thanks @copiaro and @coinjoined for making the impossible happen. I've been looking for belt buckles like these since the last millennium 😅
Next up: how about a special series with ♾️/21 engraving, @knutsvanholm?
#TightenTheBelt https://image.nostr.build/8d7584751106d53a006a689c8c9639c7b09641b7265151115457b8c86618a8c5.jpg

2024-03-06 19:00:47 CET

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You're no dummy 😁

2024-03-06 18:32:29 CET

Janet Yellen is getting laser eyes https://video.nostr.build/06e6dfde9035dd73bfaa5b91b3ed00c6b4f225cdea627969511cd253721439a0.mp4

2024-03-06 13:03:02 CET

Truth https://image.nostr.build/03726fd745246af6cc30f3082bd844b89b233ac6aa3b7af57dfbccf921239fb3.jpg

2024-03-06 07:53:18 CET

GM, don't be muzzled! https://image.nostr.build/baad59dc07f006376613f7f8973f04488abb0f181d1ef4e6fed836d6f5303707.jpg

2024-03-05 11:22:01 CET

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My hands hurt from clapping, Jeff 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏

2024-03-04 19:21:05 CET

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I prefer the 69k but just in case it's late I boosted your note 😅

2024-03-04 18:30:58 CET

This is fine, Vision Pro edition. https://image.nostr.build/1a9af6d32ab97bcb9fc1067fe3b14ff3a57032291b37083478b0484f7cfec1fc.jpg

2024-03-04 11:49:50 CET

LOL my wife thinks I'm checking the Bitcoin price but all I do is shitpost. Who cares about the price it's infinity anyway hahaaaa

2024-03-04 11:43:00 CET

HODLers winning 😁 https://image.nostr.build/bc78e16015ba86b1d40344dc1a0b08728d25348bc8beaecfc6fba822044a189c.jpg

2024-03-04 11:20:40 CET

Tick tock next outage 🤣
Cuntbase. Not even once! https://image.nostr.build/f27507cd99f5f98bfc7ca15a078374b32c5193fa23855db0690265da48e855a3.jpg

2024-03-04 10:52:46 CET

Birth of the Tesla logo https://image.nostr.build/d607edbe7674986b3433fbee098711ab7e64d945dcf7bf3ea9644696eed6354b.jpg

2024-03-04 09:41:47 CET

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Oh all good then thank you sir 😂

2024-03-03 19:23:19 CET

Why do I have to salt my seafood, FFS? It should be salty in and of itself!

2024-03-03 17:43:31 CET

YOU GOTTA PUMP IT UP DONT YOU KNOOOOW PUMP IT UP
@fractalencrypt https://image.nostr.build/db033c79aeeb39a7c368feea18fc202626c44942ff7bcc65f66be57e683435a4.jpg

2024-03-03 15:26:26 CET

Bitcoin Atlantis, Jeff Booth speaking. Quote of the day: https://image.nostr.build/721da3adf5f1ec41220a30e27834530447a9dd7da88085dfe312e73bb9b753a3.jpg

2024-03-03 10:29:19 CET

Bitcoin Atlantis toilet sign https://image.nostr.build/55aff7b7b09227180e619c62ed223c5804395847cd8528a10e954953f44aaea7.jpg

2024-03-03 08:46:11 CET

GM 🤣 https://image.nostr.build/69631fc80bcaa94a31c54d659ec3842ee663a77c8b3a94fed7c0a028be621a65.jpg

2024-03-01 23:50:35 CET

The smallest autonomous region in the world: Forte de São José da Pontinha in Funchal harbor, Madeira https://image.nostr.build/fc7cb6b06dbb4cbcf1c4fd41b9067c1dca822f1b02ff0074e3542d7fb46360c3.jpg

2024-03-01 23:05:06 CET

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Hi 👋

2024-02-28 17:03:27 CET

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I tried 🥲 https://image.nostr.build/fa0583ab407be2d45b4d8565851c36aa7a66fa3c3371ea7fbc07e20c94ca6c91.jpg

2024-02-28 16:40:56 CET

Bull entering a leisurely jog https://image.nostr.build/9aed1539069ac38823f7bc61446c969337139059ef0935f146cf210df4d3fcae.jpg

2024-02-28 13:12:34 CET

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😛 thanks. Was trying to zap you 69 sats but doesn't show up. Why?