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2026-07-28 06:39:26 UTC

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and he's pumping my bags :niggacash:

2026-07-28 04:26:26 UTC

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anyone who successfully acknowledges what's going on stops being a bitcoin maximalist. everyone else is being paid not to notice.

2026-07-28 03:22:08 UTC

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I learned that a lot of the things people call date rape drugs are primarily taken on purpose for recreational effects

2026-07-27 23:14:10 UTC

:niggacorn:

2026-07-27 22:49:47 UTC

@npub1q3s…d26p see it's still different enough that it matters
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2026-07-27 22:45:47 UTC

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2026-07-27 20:30:27 UTC

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wall street can send shills into the community to make stupid things happen and bikeshed any good ideas. then they can pump their pretend bitcoins to solidify the outcome. oh, and from now on they decide who keeps the BTC ticker. treasury companies and ETFs are an attack vector, not a trojan horse.
maybe they were inevitable and cannot be stopped in a free world. but it was extremely stupid to let them happen before scaling was truly ever solved. now it will never be solved. scaling will be done with trusted third parties. you were supposed to have this ready before they sink their teeth into it.

2026-07-27 02:57:44 UTC

BTC has so thoroughly abandoned its purpose that disinterested normies outside any crypto echo chamber openly talk about how much centralization it now has and how it's not even safe to buy drugs with it. you simply can't hide this failure from the public anymore. the narratives attached to it are a complete embarrassment. BTC is controlled opposition. bad people are constantly injecting it with stupid ideas and propping it up via wallstreet instrumentation. it is featured first in the public perception in order to mislead the public on what freedom money should look like, until stablecoins can take over.
bip110 isn't going to fix anything. under bip110 you still have the same trusted third parties doing the same stupid centralizing bullshit. before bip110, almost everyone uses bitcoin through a trusted third party with no room or opcodes for anything else, and after bip110 it will remain the same. bip110 only exists to distract people with utter nonsense so none of the actual problems get addressed. it was coded and astroturfed by complete spooks with FBI connections. they have no intention of actually activating it, just to distract and damage the community further.

2026-07-26 23:29:20 UTC

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yes it would be very funny and I have been saying this for a while. there is nothing in the $ECX vision that would break if they also did bip110 cusf. I still think it won't happen, because the bip110 loony bin is filled with people who still want to waste their whole lives on lightning.

2026-07-26 20:00:35 UTC

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dreams_(1990_film)

2026-07-25 02:41:53 UTC

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there is absolutely nothing at all in the bip110 vision to save bitcoin from its fate as controlled opposition, permanently and totally overrun with trusted third parties, completely starved of fee revenue

2026-07-25 02:21:18 UTC

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https://blossom.ditto.pub/9f4361f6dfe66e659489b8775652e1ca5437c966bbe19fa83046be8647cd9792.jpeg

2026-07-24 20:00:05 UTC

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did breivik really kill the sons and daughters of friends of the disaster? what sort of people were they?

2026-07-23 17:27:53 UTC

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don't let apple or playstation into your house

2026-07-23 07:12:22 UTC

the number of people you have to call shitcoiners just keeps growing and growing. unlike the amount of money in the lightning network, or the amount of fee revenue being collected by bitcoin miners. the only thing you know how to increase anymore is the prevalence of trusted third parties.
#nevent1q…f33n

2026-07-22 18:26:13 UTC

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everyone fudding covenants and other forms of expressibility is just trying to protect trusted third parties and their business models

2026-07-22 18:22:31 UTC

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ok ok gosh. I'll just keep using altcoins then. don't gotta tell me twice.

2026-07-22 13:58:21 UTC

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oh my goddddd. I will play with this later. I just tried swapping out metronome to prosody because of changes in ootb yunohost they dropped metronome

2026-07-20 20:48:33 UTC

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this is an incredibly useless comparison. you are comparing a rail for USD/EUR, with a currency that has many rails

2026-07-20 19:47:04 UTC

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https://blossom.ditto.pub/a9497678d7cdc764f38fc8f4cc7ff32700f190d9a7d0aee1b10d9bdcca68fdc3.gif

2026-07-20 01:49:06 UTC

https://blossom.ditto.pub/61338793ccd3b5a3fc8a822f84655c395ecb1787e5896ae6338f92c91d90f033.mp4

2026-07-20 00:49:37 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/9e9802dd80797ae5eb9cd3c5808e5fa9102e2fc4da0eea900ae12fea7fd100b1.webp

2026-07-19 22:09:37 UTC

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not really, he is in the drivechain talk telegram group and he keeps contemplating going on nostr but he wants to keep getting attention from twitter and telegram instead

2026-07-19 20:34:30 UTC

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say the N word or I'm muting you

2026-07-19 20:31:13 UTC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXAVZvfs81o

2026-07-19 18:46:20 UTC

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can't you just clean the entire kitchen with a toothbrush like a normal person 🙄

2026-07-19 03:59:27 UTC

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this already exists. any prediction market application is just a meatspace errand crowdfunding application if you know how to use it.

2026-07-18 22:52:29 UTC

paul sztorc (yay I spelled his name right this time) the drivechain guy did an AMA on stackernews today https://stacker.news/items/1527224

2026-07-18 22:42:35 UTC

https://blossom.ditto.pub/a4cca0eb492d756c021595b21d502bdaee71514c2594ff8afe4d8bc68c61e480.mp4

2026-07-18 22:36:05 UTC

kiwi farms onion link in case anyone needed it: https://kiwifarmsaaf4t2h7gc3dfc5ojhmqruw2nit3uejrpiagrxeuxiyxcyd.onion/

2026-07-18 20:20:10 UTC

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I feel the same way but I am still excited. pleroma-fe is the best microblogging frontend in the world and it can only get closer to the real thing as time passes.

2026-07-18 20:18:39 UTC

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they already told you why. you just decided to not understand it and make up a different reason in your head

2026-07-18 09:17:20 UTC

if bitcoin knots had state carrying covenant opcodes or other strong sidechain primitives added to it I would run it and say nice things about it. I would never complain about all the other shit they are trying to do. it wouldn't matter anymore. they won't do this. they don't want to do anything actually constructive, they just want to stall everything and prop up centralized L2s and bleed users to ethereum and tron every day.

2026-07-18 06:00:27 UTC

* and pleroma
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#nevent1q…x3k5

2026-07-16 18:59:48 UTC

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give us stronger sidechain primitives and we'll let you do whatever the fuck else you want to do

2026-07-16 15:15:55 UTC

don't eat lettuce ever again
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2026-07-15 23:20:37 UTC

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thank you I have looked at payment targets a little but I haven't made time to experiment further

2026-07-15 21:31:04 UTC

I am completely done having lnurl on my nostr profile and I never wanna touch lightning again. lightning is disgusting. complete waste of my life. dumbfucks just send me israeli spark nickels and all I can do is shove them into nanogpt to pay for a chinese robot.

2026-07-15 21:19:56 UTC

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just imagine lukewallet with 1000 settings and buttons. it has gambling blacklists and makes you download the whole blockchain. people will try sneaking it into the gentoo repository again

2026-07-15 21:14:47 UTC

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yes, I am completely willing to accept this possibility. or lightspark thinks you are a criminal, or jeff bezos unplugged the TEE-based cashu mint you were using, or your ark service provider was undergoing maintenance... and this is every single lightning wallet that isn't a fulltime job just to keep it working. every single one.

2026-07-15 21:08:32 UTC

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*lying notwork. rick falkvinge from the swedish pirate party used to call it that when he used a whiteboard to draw diagrams about it. it's really amazing. they knew almost a decade ago that this is exactly what it will be like, but people went forward with it anyway. it really is just a complete scam. altcoins could not have received a better gift from the bitcoin community.

2026-07-15 21:02:37 UTC

he had a channel with boltz and couldn't pay someone on aqua? I knew it was bad but it's that bad?? what the fuck guys.
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2026-07-15 19:29:40 UTC

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the only reason anime doesn't "feel" bad is it's a target miss. it's still social engineering material. it just wasn't calibrated to hit the western man.

2026-07-15 15:00:13 UTC

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I think you are married to hashrate escrows or perhaps the airdrop you'll be getting next month. I will also be collecting this airdrop... BCH has enough expressiveness already that they could build a two way peg, without doing hashrate escrows. BTC doesn't need hashrate escrows to get good sidechains, it can be done in other ways as well
if you stay married like this and keep talking about it this way, people will say sidechains are bad because of a perceived flaw in hashrate escrows

2026-07-15 13:08:20 UTC

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so you're one of those "the price will keep doubling every four years forever" people got it

2026-07-15 12:33:06 UTC

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you wouldn't know a "monetary usecase" if it took a dump on the coffee table and rubbed your face in it

2026-07-15 04:03:46 UTC

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ugh. core v30 didn't enable any new functionality. all of this stuff was always allowed and it was already happening. the whole point of core v30 is that for multiple reasons it's bad for node policies to be too different from the actual rules you need to follow when you find a bitcoin block.

2026-07-15 01:13:34 UTC

holy hell, bip110 people are so stupid it's almost frightening. they can't understand abstract concepts

2026-07-15 00:34:13 UTC

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bitcoin is commodity money. it's a product. read mises

2026-07-15 00:31:52 UTC

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>Fees are not needed for miner revenue for another 100 years.
that's not how it works at all and you're retarded

2026-07-15 00:22:03 UTC

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iphones are for old people and instagram thots

2026-07-15 00:16:37 UTC

https://blossom.ditto.pub/109916b60733468e3c3a91e255cf12f761e41ba7dab751d419462f0fb251b442.mp4

2026-07-14 21:46:17 UTC

prediction markets are really "I'll give you money if you go do this thing" markets

2026-07-14 21:44:52 UTC

ahh finally the soyboys got somethin right with hating flock cameras. positive reinforcement, guys!

2026-07-14 16:10:27 UTC

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...and they should all have just been bitcoin sidechains

2026-07-14 16:08:38 UTC

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2026-07-14 03:42:47 UTC

I find it so disturbing how people will spend so much energy on complaining about large OP_RETURNs or witness stuffing. and then the same people barely have anything to say about the proliferation of trusted third parties and the growing practice of scaling via custodians. bitcoin hasn't really solved scaling or the security budget problem, and these trusted third parties are not being treated like the conflict of interest that they really are. the knotzis are not even gimping taproot enough to stop people from using it to do centralized emulated covenants. that's how spark works, guys. they're not doing anything about this stuff and they don't care at all. they're not gonna lift a finger when everyone gets raped to death by regulated wallet companies.

2026-07-14 01:11:41 UTC

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I still don't really see a huge logistical difference between living in the "monero sidechain" and never leaving, and just using monero. you would get treated exactly the same either way.

2026-07-13 19:44:07 UTC

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say the word "Pleroma." say it. say it now.
https://blossom.primal.net/acc4b222a80e4701b1517b1b9e3b5bc9fbcfbb136ccecb50d569120c8ce2a2f3.jpg

2026-07-13 19:14:13 UTC

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some of it seems to be well intentioned. like for real I have used over 100 altcoins and almost all of them were just a money grab if they were not an honest experiment.
the whole "do nothing or they might add something bad and we'll end up like one of them shitcoins" idea is still stupid though. too late!!

2026-07-11 22:40:50 UTC

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are you having a boy or a girl?

2026-07-11 04:36:45 UTC

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I also think that a lot of gay people get bullied or feel like they don't fit in, and they gravitate to computers more than the average person. there is an immense social pressure on gay people to become a giant socialist piece of garbage. when they don't want to do that they instead become computer libertarians and play with their bitcoins.

2026-07-11 04:31:35 UTC

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I always toyed with the idea of adding a stipulation to the Fair Tax Act. if you cash the rebate checks, you lose the right to vote.

2026-07-11 03:31:49 UTC

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https://blossom.ditto.pub/9d5aebd60d037dda68b1f37c7b2809d9a6c84fe4f8680d32346c55086d5f460e.png

2026-07-11 02:55:11 UTC

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yes dear now eat your cereal ❤️

2026-07-11 02:39:48 UTC

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BCH people waiting for their apology about segwit 🪑💀

2026-07-11 02:36:57 UTC

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it is not in the nature of monero people to disclose too many personal details or even show their faces. they are lainpilled, preferring to keep the online world separate from real life
fun fact, paul sztorc uses the ↕️ emoji on his dating profile. if u know u know

2026-07-10 16:13:56 UTC

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speculators dominate the discourse. most people who think they like it are talking about it how you would talk about a gold ETF or a tech stock. step outside nostr and it's all speculators. their UX is just "market order" and "limit order" and "send to checking account." when they say nice things, they don't know what it means or care if it's true words are just things they use to pump their bags.
you are just in an echo chamber consisting of people who have actually made an attempt to use cryptocurrency and didn't completely run away screaming. the person who tries marmite a second time.

2026-07-10 12:55:47 UTC

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wow thank you. I love these kinds of notes when people are trying stuff out

2026-07-10 06:57:17 UTC

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I used to place value on things like unilateral exit until I looked up how convoluted and expensive it would be to actually do it. then I realized spark is a centralizing thing and a complete dead end just like every other non-mined L2 so it doesn't matter if it has that or not

2026-07-09 17:30:05 UTC

eat my shit
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2026-07-09 17:07:18 UTC

the only reason why bitcoin hasn't killed off monero already is bitcoiners are now too retarded to do it. even if we directly tell them how and give multiple possibilities. we won't even be mad at them if they pull it off. they can't.

2026-07-09 14:16:13 UTC

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https://blossom.ditto.pub/47d1aeb9932ba0d4bbfbefe423d4250cf59df033e027d4794f03f86a378417b3.png

2026-07-08 22:40:45 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/23dd05b91fe89037782d7fc89d1d70788d64db095f56323b052a41fd05194fdf.png

2026-07-08 22:37:20 UTC

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lightning physically can't even scale without this shit dominating it. I wouldn't ever frame custodians and trusted third parties as optional. without them lightning would be stuck at the same size as a half dead ethereum rollup just like it is right now

2026-07-08 22:32:13 UTC

the dynamic between the bitcoin community and the monero community is so weird man.
bitcoin community: die die die I hate you shitcoin die
monero community: we still want to like bitcoin. we've probably been using it longer than you. here's like 7 different ways you can make us obsolete. here's all the flaws you can address to make us come back
bitcoin community: I can't I'm too busy ossifying trusted third parties. die shitcoin die

2026-07-08 17:40:12 UTC

I got a book
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2026-07-08 17:07:37 UTC

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tello seems to be slightly cheaper. keep in mind MVNOs might have slower speeds than just going straight to the provider and you could be deprioritized in congested areas

2026-07-08 17:02:17 UTC

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it's difficult for me to watch bitcoin people call monero people obnoxious. the bitcoin people are the ones who lost the DNMs and are being starved of fee revenue by centralized L2s with perverse incentives to stall protocol development. yet they think the monero people are wrong to continue using altcoins

2026-07-07 03:24:21 UTC

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2026-07-07 02:01:04 UTC

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the reality of this type of service is that someone needs to stick their neck out for your $5 and then be a full time tard wrangler. port forwarding enables more naughty stuff. I guess they weren't cut out for it

2026-07-07 00:15:30 UTC

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I don't care if he licks hoppe's asshole. they took away my port forwarding. I'm not going back until they put back the port forwarding.

2026-07-06 13:10:46 UTC

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2026-07-06 03:17:05 UTC

see it's working. it worked
https://blossom.primal.net/25aaa8e2dbabed7e95d647b1279d2bdaa05e309067ae05ca909c71c0be214ee4.jpg

2026-07-06 02:41:15 UTC

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if it really catches on there would be other companies making different kinds of sidechains, not just paul and his butt buddy crew. he wants each function to be a completely separate drivechain. that's wrong, but it allows for experimentation without creating a new currency each time.

2026-07-06 02:30:58 UTC

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i need that

2026-07-05 17:43:23 UTC

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also I would add the number of DNMs that take tornadowashed ETH is the same number that take lightning. the washing machine idea on rsk will never catch on.
my perfect naughty bitcoin sidechain would just be fully opaque FCMP++ and you would just directly buy coins already on it. those coins would get treated just as badly as monero already gets treated and it wouldn't really matter

2026-07-05 17:38:13 UTC

https://blossom.dreamith.to/3552d89763e8f2c95d995dae069d60f1346f04b6e0db7d19af7e75cdcc4f5197.jpeg

2026-07-05 12:54:19 UTC

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if there was a sidechain that was exactly like monero he would use it

2026-07-04 18:28:59 UTC

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we'll tell them what they need to fix to make us come back home and they won't listen. they can have it their way

2026-07-03 14:10:37 UTC

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people who use altcoins were born on those days. people who think touching bitcoin L1 is a very very bad idea were born on those days. they never want to pay bitcoin miners again.

2026-07-03 06:56:53 UTC

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now this is definitely what you should do. consensus changes should be directly sold to the miners. the only way anything will change is if miners stop acting like they're not supposed to have an opinion about anything.

2026-07-03 06:52:46 UTC

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I am rearranging my funds so that I can maximize my paul ecash airdrop... but I really think bitcoin should just get back on track with covenants and find a way to do it that way. paul can play with his hashrate escrows

2026-07-03 01:07:26 UTC

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I like moolie

2026-07-03 00:48:58 UTC

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ooh ooh I love slurs. which ones?

2026-07-03 00:44:13 UTC

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I'm not on my way to the patent office or anything. I'm just increasing my vocabulary

2026-07-02 22:39:08 UTC

I'm gonna start using "Californian" as a slur

2026-07-02 15:00:24 UTC

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he likes totalitarian surveillance. he also spends all his personal money on life extension stuff and he owns an island in Hawaii. he loves the CIA

2026-07-02 13:20:34 UTC

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I saw larry in person in vegas. he's weird.
everyone working in oracle cloud customer support needs to be thrown in a plastic chipper. pray that your shit doesn't get flaky and you never need to contact them.

2026-07-02 13:10:54 UTC

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drivechain is happening in about a month and a half from now. it's just implemented to cause a chain split. core could copy and paste it later, or do covenants instead just to be different. I think you can accomplish merge-mined sidechains using covenants instead of hashrate escrows and some of their properties will be different/better