kroner :unibox:

An avid seal enjoyer

Location: chillin with seals
Support Seal Cafe: https://liberapay.com/seal.cafe/

Public Key

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NIP-05 Address

Profile Code

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Last Notes

2025-02-24 13:34:39 UTC

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2025-02-22 14:25:40 UTC

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2025-02-17 05:39:21 UTC

I'm sorry to be announcing this so suddenly, but at the end of next month I've decided to stop hosting seal cafe.
The reason is because my financial situation has changed a lot since I first started hosting this fediverse instance, I have more bills to pay now and I find myself not posting on here enough to justify the operation costs. While I have had some people donate to me in order to keep it running (really grateful to those who have by the way) I have been hosting this instance entirely out of pocket for most of its runtime.
I wanted to make this announcement now to give my active users a chance to migrate their account over to another instance so they can preserve their TL and preferences and whatnot.
Also I'm not going to be leaving either, probably going to migrate to NCD or decayable dot ink or something.
Again, I would like to thank the people that have donated to help keep this instance running a little longer. I wish I could keep running it longer and I hope to keep seeing you on this little slice of the interwebs 🦭
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2025-02-14 18:01:27 UTC

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GET WITH THE PICTURE BOOMER, IT IS 3 MORE WEEKS NOW NOT 2
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2025-02-14 16:55:47 UTC

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"Matty could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this federated timeline before. There could be Matty anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE MATTY" he thought. Sweet Dreams are Made of These reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $9 wine circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of nigbots after dark. "With a Revolver, you can federate anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.
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2025-02-14 16:48:10 UTC

Happy Valentine's Day btw nall yiggas
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2025-02-14 15:48:49 UTC

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Yeah I did, pretty sure Ralph has a warrant out for his arrest in the states IIRC

2025-02-14 15:37:56 UTC

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You think the Ralpha Male can be beaten by things such as law and order?

2025-02-13 23:37:52 UTC

I can't unsee this, enjoy
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2025-02-11 23:15:15 UTC

Glad I didn't get Civ7
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2025-02-07 02:22:14 UTC

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I just wanted to play video games god damnit

2025-02-03 19:38:11 UTC

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2025-02-03 18:25:17 UTC

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I looked up wtf this was, apparently some digital magazine started in a spic country by some faggot in a university (you can tell they're a faggot because they're using "lxs amigxs" in their title despite being a native speaker)
I don't really mind funding being cut from them
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2025-02-03 14:02:38 UTC

I hate Mondays...
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2025-01-31 23:22:19 UTC

Looks like Dievershitty is on the decline, hopefully we can continue this trend
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2025-01-29 21:53:34 UTC

Average job seeking experience
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2025-01-29 15:09:57 UTC

Flat Earthers btfo
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2025-01-28 20:37:57 UTC

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When will you niggers learn that reports don't do anything on fedi
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2025-01-27 21:55:59 UTC

She got a new "couch" to observe me working from (she's so spoiled) @D00B @bot @MMS21 @MrFuzzland @npub1mvn…9zpx @npub13sk…x0ml @Etroe @npub1t7j…y233
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2025-01-27 14:25:04 UTC

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2025-01-24 14:07:20 UTC

Womp womp
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2025-01-22 16:12:58 UTC

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This is broken sun, I tried to marry this bot but it didn't reply

2025-01-22 13:46:35 UTC

They really re-arranged DEI into DIE
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2025-01-21 18:22:48 UTC

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2025-01-21 05:25:20 UTC

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Oh my Neil DeGrasse Tyson

2025-01-21 05:22:16 UTC

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Pretty much yeah, but apparently Trump being sworn in caused a suicide watch spike.
Is this the so called "trans genocide" they keep screeching about? They sort of do it to themselves 41+% of the time
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2025-01-21 05:18:28 UTC

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Trump: does literally nothing
Troons on Reddit: Welp, guess I'll die

2025-01-20 05:28:14 UTC

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2025-01-19 04:02:53 UTC

I sense a great disturbance in the force, as if a billion zoomers/gen alphas/gooners/degenerates cried out because no one is able to watch their brainrot on Tiktok in the US
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2025-01-17 02:08:57 UTC

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2025-01-08 04:00:15 UTC

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2025-01-06 15:02:23 UTC

Happy January 6th Libtards
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2025-01-06 03:24:03 UTC

It snowed like 2 feet outside, guess I'm not going anywhere for a few days
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2025-01-03 20:10:25 UTC

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I'm like 24 hours away from Snowmageddon (it's gonna be a winter storm)

2025-01-03 13:41:33 UTC

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2025-01-02 22:21:50 UTC

wtf Bernie is making good takes now?
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2025-01-01 06:54:02 UTC

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jeet 2 jeet communications
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2025-01-01 06:42:33 UTC

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You might not see it much here in the states if the jeet concentration is low enough, but all you really need to know about jeets can be gathered from how they treat their own "holy river" (The Ganges).
They shit in the river, pollute it, etc
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2025-01-01 06:37:42 UTC

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DESIGNATED SHITTING CUBICLES

2025-01-01 06:17:39 UTC

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2025-01-01 06:12:39 UTC

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2024-12-31 04:20:09 UTC

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Sometimes my kitty will sniff/lick my hair, should I be concerned?

2024-12-27 20:30:16 UTC

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I hate muslims and jews and pajeets

2024-12-27 20:27:56 UTC

I gotta thank Elon Musk for increasing the amount of hatred towards pajeets tbh 🥂
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2024-12-26 15:59:36 UTC

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Like this?
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2024-12-25 20:01:52 UTC

Total Christmas Spirit. Give gifts. Spread cheer. Roundhouse kick a gift into your neighbor's chimney. Slam dunk a toy into your kid's stocking. Celebrate Christ. Prepare a Christmas dinner with your family. Launch Santa's sleigh through the night sky. Bake a Christmas ham in the oven. Toss celebratory messages into your friends' inboxes. Set up a Christmas tree. Judo throw gift cards into your coworker's hands. Drink some eggnog. Receive your Christmas bonus. Chop firewood in half. Wrap colorful presents for your loved ones. Play Christmas carols on your commute. Put a Christmas hat on. Enjoy a steamy cup of hot cocoa. Eat candy canes. Watch a holiday movie. Be holly and jolly wherever you go. Make sure you dress warm. Sit by the fireplace. Think about the people who make you happy. Mandatory wishes of happy holidays. Grind cinnamon to add to your drinks. Play in the snow. Help your neighbor shovel their driveway. Run down the stairs when you hear Santa coming down the chimney. Feed cookies to Santa. Merry Christmas.

2024-12-25 18:47:19 UTC

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2024-12-24 16:01:40 UTC

Merry Christmas Eve nall yiggas :marseykneel: :blobcatsanta: :santafuzz:
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2024-12-23 15:22:47 UTC

If you're planning on adopting a kitty, please do so from a shelter. Your best friend is waiting for you :marseykneel:
Also Merry Christmas Eve Eve :santafuzz:
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2024-12-22 15:26:17 UTC

Kevin 100%
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2024-12-21 19:18:28 UTC

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Sometimes when I am playing vidya Autumn will yowl/meow at me so I take a little break to give her some cuddles

2024-12-18 21:49:55 UTC

She's making a list, she's checkin' it twice. You're gonna find out who gets salami or mice. Santa Paws is coming to town :santafuzz:
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2024-12-18 21:23:09 UTC

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Ok maybe I lied, maybe I have a few more
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2024-12-18 21:14:25 UTC

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Ok last one for now
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2024-12-18 21:11:37 UTC

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2024-12-18 21:08:18 UTC

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2024-12-18 21:05:26 UTC

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2024-12-18 18:12:24 UTC

Feliz Navidad Señor Hitler
#note1f0n…a58z

2024-12-18 12:11:52 UTC

gm
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2024-12-17 03:00:12 UTC

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2024-12-16 15:28:07 UTC

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I think the new meta in mobile game ads is to make something so outrageous that it grabs your attention and gets idiots to download your game. I doubt the actual game is anything like what's displayed (I have seen way more depraved ads for mobile games then this lol)

2024-12-16 15:23:22 UTC

Is it just me or are mobile game ads getting way too out of hand these days?
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2024-12-15 20:33:23 UTC

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2024-12-15 20:06:43 UTC

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2024-12-11 17:03:50 UTC

What an excellent name choice, almost as good as HP Lovecraft's cat
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2024-12-09 20:08:32 UTC

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2024-12-08 04:05:55 UTC

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2024-12-07 22:35:33 UTC

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He's better than having that dumb cackling bitch in office, that's about it though

2024-12-02 18:08:40 UTC

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Pajeets do indeed fucking suck at their job. In fact, today one of the poo in the loos that I babysit tried to move a ticket into the "Done" column, but after double checking what he actually did on the ticket he missed the point of it entirely and tried to submit unrelated evidence to complete it, so I moved it back to "In Progress" so the bhenchode can do it correctly this time

2024-12-02 18:04:31 UTC

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Apparently I got added to this hell thread at some point and I can't be arsed to scroll up so hello I guess
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2024-12-01 03:29:09 UTC

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2024-11-30 19:35:26 UTC

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Go adopt from a shelter 100%, I got Autumn from a shelter and we're best friends and she's a sweet kitty

2024-11-27 21:35:49 UTC

Somebodies acting all cute after trying to climb up the Christmas Tree three times earlier :blobcatfluffangry: 🎄
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2024-11-25 16:39:17 UTC

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2024-11-24 02:43:46 UTC

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2024-11-22 01:22:59 UTC

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Hey, fellow… **cough** white comrades! It’s me, your boy, Firstname McLastName, totally a regular white nationalist and definitely NOT a federal agent. I just finished reading Mein Kampf for, like, the 1488th time (classic!) and was thinking about how we could really ramp up the ol’ ‘race war’ plans, you know, for the culture.
BTW, anyone know where the next super-secret totally-not-being-watched-by-law-enforcement meet-up is? No reason, just wanna vibe and discuss race realism while wearing tactical gear (I love blending in!). Oh, and maybe carpool? Gas prices, amirite?
Also, question: When y’all are building your home arsenal (totally legal, of course), do you prefer the AR-15 or AK-47? Asking for… research purposes. Gotta stay strapped for the inevitable, uh, ‘boogaloo.’
Lastly, if anyone here happens to know the full legal names, addresses, and incriminating text messages of all members involved in this very online movement, just DM me. We can totally share intel like bros! 100% not for my unrelated day job. Let’s get this bread (but only white bread, haha, right?)

2024-11-22 01:14:09 UTC

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And the video is made by literally who?

2024-11-21 14:15:09 UTC

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Fair choice, my pick is Concord because they wasted like 400 million dollars on it for it to die within 2 weeks of launch

2024-11-21 14:13:22 UTC

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2024-11-20 14:12:41 UTC

Bah Humbug I suppose :blobcatcomfunamused:
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2024-11-17 20:25:33 UTC

Everybody ru- :santafuzz:
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2024-11-17 04:02:00 UTC

@npub1vl7…f6g0 ban these idiots
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#note1r5j…t8ng

2024-11-16 15:24:32 UTC

Guys... I saw someone doing a heckin' racism over on bsky 🥺
@npub1vl7…f6g0 ban this idiot please

2024-11-16 15:20:29 UTC

Nice "decentralized" social media you got going there
#note1q60…vvm7

2024-11-11 13:20:01 UTC

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GM
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2024-11-11 02:32:02 UTC

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2024-11-11 02:01:09 UTC

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Saying your site is "freeze peach" invites frozen peach "auditors" and the worst type of posters. Not sure if any of you remember a site called Ruqqus but it also claimed to be "freeze peach" from the beginning and devolved into a shit show and died within 4 years, you had a good amount of people on the site outraged because the admiggers wanted to ban a guild called +Bestiality
IMO the correct stance to take is just have a lot more tolerance for things posted on your site than most but outline what you do not want to host

2024-11-08 21:26:43 UTC

:pepeultrakek:
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2024-11-08 16:47:57 UTC

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I have another pajeet on the team that was there originally, but the difference is that he was hired and has experience and is not a pain to work with. The contractors my company put on my team are so fucking awful that even he is getting a little racist towards them I think lmao (well he hates them)

2024-11-08 16:43:46 UTC

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My team lead sees that they're a waste of time at least and already requested one of them to be taken off the team (hopefully the rest follow shortly)
If anything my racism towards Poo in the Loos has greatly increased by working with them so there is that I suppose

2024-11-08 16:40:50 UTC

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They're actually a timesink and a waste of money/resources for the company

2024-11-08 16:40:20 UTC

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At this point I wouldn't call it "cheap labor" because they consume more of the time I would have to spend working on actual business related things than I actually spend working on said things

2024-11-08 16:37:00 UTC

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I mean if the jeet was interviewed for the position and made it through that process that's usually fine because they usually have the skill set required for the job. But CONTRACTORS are abysmally retarded 9/10 times and require you to hand hold them all the time because they do not have the requisite skills for the job

2024-11-08 16:29:17 UTC

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They're contractors so yeah they're in India. Thankfully they're only around half of the day. I think we should just get rid of these troglodytes though, we were much more efficient as a team **before** they joined

2024-11-08 16:26:04 UTC

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These so called "QA devs" that the higher ups put on my team have received like 5 months of training on our systems and I still have to spend 30+ minutes a day with them in a meeting describing to them how to do their own god damn job. Soul crushing really, especially when they come back not even 5 minutes later and ask a question they already asked during the meeting and still somehow manage to screw up on testing

2024-11-08 14:33:05 UTC

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"Ok so can yuo explain to me how to do that-uh that-uh thing you said earlier, I do not understand how to consume these test scenarios" :marseytrollgun:

2024-11-08 14:30:43 UTC

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I feel you 100%, except in my case theres 4 pajeets and I have to basically explain how to do 90% of their job for them and then they still manage to fuck things up, even when I have recorded meetings with them explaining how to do the fucking task that they can reference

2024-11-08 02:39:32 UTC

Hmmm curious how they're thinking that Trump cheated :blobcatcomfthink:
I thought our voting laws and procedures were trustworthy and reputable?
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2024-11-07 16:42:53 UTC

May they rest in peace
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2024-11-07 16:26:16 UTC

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