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BOOP39

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Last Notes

2025-03-15 20:32:21 CET

The lengths mETHheads are going to to make their metrics look less disastrous is hilarious.
RatioGang.com hides the “lost profits” line in its Fallen BTC Maxi section once ETHBTC drops below 0.025. And now ultrasound.money shows Bitcoin’s supply increase to try and make their failed EIP-1559 effort look like it’s not a failure.
Wonder where the goalposts will be tomorrow? 😄
https://m.primal.net/PhCY.png

2024-10-09 12:44:51 CEST

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Maybe the real Satoshi is the HBO budget we spent along the way

2024-05-04 00:08:17 CEST

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“If at first you don’t succeed, fork fork again.” - Vitalik maybe

2024-03-13 19:57:58 CET

How was it not obvious that their push to even more centralized, less transparent rollups would produce a garbage ecosystem on a garbage L1 chain? 😂
https://www.coindesk.com/consensus-magazine/2024/03/11/where-did-we-go-wrong-with-ethereum-scaling/

2024-03-01 20:08:33 CET

Is Breez experiencing an extended outage? I reinstalled the iOS app and restored from backup, and it still doesn’t connect.

2023-12-09 18:25:15 CET

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Thank you for saving me for reading the plot synopsis to the same-titled novel and movie 😅

2023-12-09 18:22:48 CET

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I googled and still don’t understand it. 🫥

2023-12-09 18:19:49 CET

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I see their blog says they’re working on a way to export keys if you want to move to a different wallet. That should be a requirement before they begin filling orders.

2023-12-09 17:21:24 CET

Haven’t read too much into #BitKey yet, but am I right in understanding that all three keys are specifically dependent on the continued existence of Block?
If Block goes under, and the mobile app is pulled from stores, are you SOL?

2023-12-04 23:29:30 CET

Anyone remember what price BitcoinTINA sold his stack (or GBTC) at? Lol

2023-12-04 13:34:04 CET

FOMO after the fiat price has surged. Tale as old as time. https://image.nostr.build/066095ba424ef0bff5d9dd9e282c14c9cdbaad8bdfdd668fdf8750847ac1848d.jpg

2023-11-01 17:14:52 CET

Hey dummy, stick to the theme and just call yourself a pruned node.
https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2023/10/facing-110-years-in-prison-sam-bankman-fried-cant-recall-what-he-did-at-ftx/

2023-11-01 16:16:14 CET

When I roll my own node in a VM, I prefer to use Bitcoin-Qt and Fulcrum in a live terminal window, rather than installing either or both as daemons.
I just like seeing the information and any issues in realtime without needing to check log files or use additional front-end software. Am I stupid?

2023-10-30 21:56:07 CET

Bundled node distros are great, but there’s just something about the simplicity of Bitcoin Core and Fulcrum SPV running on a plain Debian instance that just feels… right.
Just gotta wait till indexing is finished. 👴🏼 https://image.nostr.build/c788b10e04e2bcb37fed26fe91062608032c343cfcf6d62721862db1f956ccfd.png

2023-10-24 11:36:31 CEST

A full LND instance. On your phone. Holy shit!!
#nevent1q…fqsw

2023-10-23 11:08:10 CEST

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Oh man I didn’t see your reply on Snort, wound up using a Debian VM with Umbrel installed (had additional benefits like de facto split tunneling from the host now that Mullvad VPN disabled port forwarding).
But I’ll join to keep tabs and support. :)

2023-10-22 14:53:53 CEST

Nothing like trying to compile something from source when your level of programming expertise is “Glorified Script Kiddie”.
I give up trying to build Fulcrum on MacOS. May as well use Umbrel with a Debian VM where I can just keep rolling back any fuckups. 😅 https://image.nostr.build/893b563858a7d764df3065f47bf3854560abf34287eadc0d46af3ab7467a81c7.png

2023-10-21 13:48:00 CEST

Petition to change the ever-lying IBD estimate on Bitcoin Core GUI to just say “lower your time preference” https://image.nostr.build/6f7a2c7582ab843e850132ec053b01e9829db055f538993d81d588b53059b434.jpg

2023-10-20 14:12:21 CEST

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Hmm, screenshot didn’t attach. Retrying.
It just infinite-loops between tput and bash in the header, left it for a couple hours and no change. https://image.nostr.build/c210c3aca6904e5ab232d50609215f65ca3a650fa419374a22dd0e09d0a0431b.png

2023-10-20 14:10:27 CEST

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Hi, is parmanode working on MacOS Sonoma? I'm trying to install it on a fresh system but after the Free Ross message, it gets stuck in a loop.

2023-08-22 15:11:12 CEST

When life gets overwhelming… https://cdn.nostr.build/i/da6f958175d22fd71c9e0511a2f5e6a57f0bd31783d4ed194b527bf258007cf0.jpg

2023-08-07 18:31:56 CEST

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CBDC hype is so 2022, we’re on panopticoins now

2023-08-01 16:29:00 CEST

Vitalik’s longest-running affinity scam https://cdn.nostr.build/i/a8d66534a7af447654fc18953317c6d3a9d9746972ad97190d458a0daf50a8df.jpg

2023-08-01 16:24:09 CEST

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Bitcoin Magazine: Vitalik’s Longest Running Affinity Scam Since 2012

2023-07-31 17:46:22 CEST

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Good thing they were already rugged by their own Pulsechain crap so this latest crash won’t hurt as much 😎

2023-07-31 14:09:23 CEST

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Noooooo https://cdn.nostr.build/i/bf0b1954074f57553b4545a1a9737ef0684fb56c544a75b2bdb7b9878eee9bd4.jpg

2023-07-29 13:51:42 CEST

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I deleted my accounts and apps. The Twitter branding was the only thing masking the stench from its new owner.

2023-07-15 00:34:33 CEST

Are there any Twitter-to-Nostr follower sync services that still work, or did Emerald Mine Baby disable that too?
Every time I try to use nostr.directory, the Twitter login popup just vanishes.

2023-07-11 15:02:57 CEST

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We learned the one most valuable lesson from ETH: don’t fucking hard fork unless it’s absolutely required, like fixing the 32-bit timestamp issue

2023-07-11 14:47:28 CEST

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Ser, decentralization is a spectrum.
As in, you have to be be on the spectrum to think any of this shit is decentralized. 😂

2023-07-11 14:43:27 CEST

Now you can use ConsenSys’s MetaMask to connect to ConsenSys’s Infura nodes and interact with ConsenSys’s L2 rollup.
Decentralization is the future!
https://www.coindesk.com/tech/2023/07/11/metamask-developer-consensys-brings-layer-2-blockchain-linea-to-ethereum-mainnet/

2023-07-11 11:51:17 CEST

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They pulled it. Apparently it broke certain apps.
Rapid response indeed! 😂

2023-07-03 21:00:24 CEST

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Open it up and snort it, call that a dust attack. 😄

2023-07-02 16:36:48 CEST

“I keep my crypto secure on Ledger Recover” https://nostr.build/i/af930bdb22fc7498fd1b751576fd01ceeb20ace1c86afa78d74e72e2a4d25c44.jpg

2023-07-01 23:35:36 CEST

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How about a subscription option like Fountain does? That should make the overlords in Cupertino a bit happier in general.

2023-07-01 19:28:47 CEST

https://nostr.build/i/c88d834e26d14c607d4a84b90d5deffa0c0c560327d770d58248d0bd1ef03470.jpg

2023-07-01 19:28:32 CEST

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Elon fucking around again I’m sure

2023-07-01 18:34:16 CEST

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Why is the top part of the image blurred like it’s wearing a restricted-brand shirt or doing Japanese porn?

2023-07-01 18:30:16 CEST

https://nostr.build/i/fde0679dd076439f52d5c8550da9ee0c699b8a69d05911b4cb0fae0adb15b841.jpg

2023-07-01 18:27:35 CEST

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Hey, who needed teams of engineers to run a social network amirite?

2023-06-28 03:12:25 CEST

The muddy legal wake of Prime Trust imploding should worry you if you keep Bitcoin in a self-directed IRA.
Even if you hold the keys in a multisig setup, how sure are you that the protections extended to securities will apply to your stack if the IRA firm goes belly-up? Will you be able to transfer to a new firm without tax penalties if the current one folds?
All that uncertainty paid for with high onboarding and maintenance fees. Hard pass.

2023-06-09 00:25:59 CEST

I’m starting to think this wasn’t a store of value 🫠 https://nostr.build/i/0fe1d6c028c4f6df05f739df1627085a6e143ec0e9b4d00bd5d9ba7b2bed89e6.jpg

2023-06-07 21:22:25 CEST

Hey #[0] any chance of adding a Bitcoin-mode UI toggle to Cash App? Move all the fiat and stock stuff to deeper menus and change the theme from green to orange. 😎🙏🏼

2023-06-07 05:28:24 CEST

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I have it on good authority that there’s a small teapot orbiting the sun somewhere between Earth and Mars!

2023-06-06 20:20:12 CEST

Okay guys, hear me out https://nostr.build/i/cb0408bbaffe0b784048d171f45e89e98374ecf3da64bdfcb5c5c3ee4483e0cd.jpg

2023-06-06 18:10:44 CEST

I am ready to go back to $16k. Call it a temporary entertainment expense. 🫡😂 https://nostr.build/i/cceb3ce00a159ea8a60edc97c002774e1d7877fd0ee974e72e72cbccd9eb6dfd.jpg https://nostr.build/i/bf340f987d94c0a962d72d78705c735f928844d615271d74ff060f69e08f241d.jpg

2023-06-06 12:44:37 CEST

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iOS. They haven’t done an optimization-focused update in years and it shows.

2023-06-04 15:34:05 CEST

Put the Ledger casing back together sans chips and battery so I have can use it for Halloween or something 😎 https://nostr.build/i/6b287cb880a2f5ce62b07550858397f75a47facc6f518893c3e433a32ce11c6f.jpg https://nostr.build/i/8c355615159e07949cd174c67196c33d368cafe18a7f2f0d05d70df4ebae7bcd.jpg https://nostr.build/i/b3284d217217d0a8e11bc60d4fbd0da09281698815c953746da1b48a8eb92c97.jpg

2023-06-04 14:39:59 CEST

https://nostr.build/i/fd75bc9b8c548c23badc3b959613fb2102a90c5b2a4368b6e3ccc2ed177d9878.jpg

2023-06-03 01:14:04 CEST

It appears Chase has yet to solve the double-spend problem on a centralized database. 😂
https://www.nbcnews.com/business/consumer/chase-online-banking-issue-causes-double-transactions-fees-rcna87483

2023-06-02 16:57:54 CEST

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No hottest 18 year olds on OnlyFans

2023-06-02 13:06:10 CEST

Bitcoin taught me how to plan for the future, and tolerate volatility in the meantime. Learning about, and tinkering with, the technology itself is a hobby that reaps benefits.
Gold taught me how to save for the now, diverting disposable income into a (relatively) stable-value asset, versus the things I otherwise would’ve wasted my money on.
Yes, the shiny yellow rock is inferior to Bitcoin in all technical aspects. But as with fixed income vs. equity allocations, sometimes you need a psychological anchor to stick to your plan.
And it is sticking. 😎 https://nostr.build/i/6c780b7ed6057f75f225ed49369df3b4680c7d9739ac5a9a314c835243fe38e6.jpg

2023-06-01 19:06:41 CEST

Learning how Bitcoin works is like learning basic physics. Not really all that hard.
Learning how Lightning works is like learning quantum mechanics. And every new L2 proposal is like a completely different set of laws.
My peanut brain no comprende. ☹️

2023-06-01 12:51:08 CEST

Got a bunch of wallets with about 300ish UTXOs in total.
Loading them while connected to my old Kaby Lake PC running Fulcrum: 3 seconds, if that.
Loading them while connected to my Pi 4 running Electrs: Sparrow stalls out, BlueWallet still says “updating” after my phone’s screen goes to sleep.
Is it the hardware? The Electrum server software? The volume of data? All three? Is there a single thing that can be changed that would significantly improve things?

2023-06-01 11:51:10 CEST

Mullvad getting rid of port forwarding sucks balls, if you’re running both a node and Sparrow for CoinJoining on the same machine.
Can’t connect to your node if the VPN is on. Have to use the far flakier Tor toggle for Whirlpool if the VPN is off.
Bah.

2023-06-01 01:27:50 CEST

“Basically risk-free” 😂 https://nostr.build/i/5b7cd65c0288dc5ff00cf356558dc236c9668af181fc350dc4ce1c5cb56c1fde.jpg

2023-05-31 14:00:10 CEST

I really enjoy Bitcoin Twitter the most when we’re not constantly expressing our own political views that have nothing to do with apolitical money. https://nostr.build/i/d5b7bc267af4057d1d1e697144fc2baa87ca894d3588981287692f5b33ef56e2.jpg

2023-05-31 00:20:16 CEST

I’m the hottest 81 year old on Nostr 👴🏼

2023-05-30 19:42:18 CEST

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Could you please have Cash App add it as an option? That may coax others into doing the same.

2023-05-30 19:41:21 CEST

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When’s the last time you heard anyone use “two bits” to refer to 25 cents, who wasn’t having a convo with a cartoon rabbit?

2023-05-30 17:17:24 CEST

I'm not very good at this stuff, but I'd love to take apart my Ledger Nano X and turn it into a USBKill device, then wear the thing around my neck Snoop-style and wait for someone to snatch it. 😂
Wonder how much work that'd take...

2023-05-27 23:32:26 CEST

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Increasing allergies and contact lenses did that to me. Bit the bullet for Lasik before something that eats corneas could find a new home. 😬

2023-05-26 16:19:56 CEST

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Yeah, it’s a great way to continue micro-stacking without leaving sats on an exchange or in LN (I don’t like keeping too much in a stateful system reliant on frequent backups).
And the swap+peg fees are a pittance compared to the forward-facing privacy you get!

2023-05-26 14:44:06 CEST

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Peg-out fee on SideSwap is 0.01%. I moved a million sats back to onchain last night and it cost me 10k sats, 61% of it being miner’s fees! https://nostr.build/i/6162695dec985227b1736a8f2d083b3249822cc672c233bf6d1e410f121833fc.jpg

2023-05-26 14:19:37 CEST

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It’s honestly great and I wish I’d tried it sooner. But Boltz just completed the loop by offering dirt cheap LN to Liquid swaps, complemented by SideSwap’s dirt cheap peg-outs.

2023-05-26 14:06:54 CEST

As much as I wish this ordinals bullshit never came about, I’m almost thankful the mempool congestion brought Liquid, Ark, Enigma and other L2 solutions to the forefront.
Almost.

2023-05-26 13:57:39 CEST

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2023-05-26 13:56:43 CEST

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I can’t believe how cheap this is. SideSwap’s peg-in/out as well.

2023-05-16 14:01:21 CEST

Airgapped SeedQR-compatible signing devices lookin' real good this morning...

2023-05-12 18:17:28 CEST

Lightning is amazing when it works, fucking infuriating when it doesn’t
Phoenix can’t route a single sat to my Breez wallet, really?! https://nostr.build/i/1a6a86b2ea1d0c2d57ef760210dec5dbea08ee7faa589f2d55334bb656614a7c.jpg

2023-05-11 16:24:35 CEST

Still no transaction broadcast from Muun almost an hour later.
I did this for kicks coz I only had a few thousand sats in there. Be careful if you have a lot more than that! https://nostr.build/i/b1819d6bee3bc6956bf831200b750710844b7a90b2325b8093653a009756d6d5.jpg

2023-05-10 23:58:11 CEST

Emptied my hot wallets into LN for marginally reasonable fees. Praise the Omnissiah! https://nostr.build/i/464fecc9ba880441dabf450cff9b16557d828111f0c35223f459392aea2f0aee.jpg

2023-05-10 13:44:13 CEST

- Wake up in the morning
- Check mempool.space
- Feel relieved that I lump-summed a month ago and hit my cold storage target
- But also feel meh that those same sats are still in Whirlpool postmix and who the hell would wanna pay CoinJoin fees now?

2023-05-09 12:03:50 CEST

When Nano stans start up again on Twitter https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_7c2f6f1763020cfaaca3ea2ebf5000c54ef18efca1b433d0630f0c813067b930.jpg

2023-05-08 12:08:37 CEST

Gm, stay humble and stop stacking shitcoins https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_f2c7a8868224b8b53f65ecf44b2ef3e1e60607f86babf4572a1b0bc1c5813a68.jpg

2023-05-07 21:57:21 CEST

Is this Whirlpool bot even accurate? Who the hell is paying to CoinJoin in this fee market?
https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_7d6a84a2e23f38dddfb7b74683c9a0ff185ba5fdfcd4ac65e23af81c5d6de38b.jpg

2023-05-07 21:10:12 CEST

Being a Lightning user right now is awesome.
Being a pleb running a Lightning node, though? I can’t imagine the anxiety of getting force-closed on in this mempool.

2023-05-07 16:41:29 CEST

The best market-timing decision I ever made was to top off my long-term stacking goal a few weeks ago, just before this ordinal mempool shitstorm hit.
Hodl-and-chill mode engaged.

2023-05-06 18:20:12 CEST

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New York Bitlicense blocked it for me. 🤬

2023-05-06 18:05:11 CEST

Thought I’d do one last stack on Cash App before the free 100+k sat withdrawal option disappears for good.
Ain’t no way they’re gonna swallow these fees for much longer. 😕
https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_76260ece5163e36f45e0d5db0c7410f3b8531c05de3e72719de27c4e1ab983d6.jpg

2023-05-02 21:27:01 CEST

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Last Sunday I think. The free ACH option needs a week to settle.
Between Strike’s new debit fee, huge spread on buys and opaque miner fees when using the pay option, I’d much rather use Cash App.
Can’t even imagine what it’s charging for miner fees today, what with the mempool being what it is…

2023-05-02 21:23:10 CEST

Running ordisrespector

2023-05-01 14:59:07 CEST

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I never thought I’d feel like I had enough but I see it as, “If Warren somehow got Bitcoin banned in the US, would I be happy with what’s in my CoinJoined cold storage today?”
Sometime last week, the answer became yes. 😊 I do still foresee adding a lot in the coming years, just not with this pre-halving FOMO. 😅

2023-05-01 14:54:41 CEST

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Not stacking every day? I drained my emergency fund to close the hurdle and I still need fiat backup for things like older-dog vet expenses.

2023-05-01 14:44:11 CEST

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Oh, and I suppose some smash-buys will continue as I start to practice a LOT more spend-and-replace. Less stacking, more adoption-focused spending!

2023-05-01 14:41:10 CEST

Happy to be in a position where I can finally say, “Yeah I think I have enough Bitcoin.”
Tiny monthly DCAs from now on, just to keep the accounts from going dormant. Collect dry powder till I can buy 0.5-1 BTC during future cyclical crashes. Maybe via no-KYC only.
Feels more peaceful to be ramping down from “smash-buy all day everyday”.

2023-04-26 20:11:00 CEST

Is NIP-05 verification worth it for a shitposter with no reach? 😅

2023-04-25 20:59:16 CEST

You wouldn’t pirate “an exclusive Ordinals collection” 💩 https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_47d954bc0ffcd06544d6372f77e8a960f9145f10d4287472a33a996e8adb1ff1.jpg

2023-04-24 21:46:08 CEST

I know we’re supposed to stack sats till we die, but… I’ve hit my milestone for stacking retirement and inheritance-planned BTC.
Slowing my DCA significantly from here on
out (except for dry powder deployment during future bear markets), and focusing on spend-and-replace in hot wallets and Lightning. ⚡️

2023-04-24 12:23:12 CEST

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Rare+

2023-04-24 12:17:17 CEST

I hit my inheritable-BTC target for cold storage at long last.
Slower buyer for spend-and-replace from here on out. Feelsgoodman.jpg

2023-04-24 12:15:24 CEST

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Didn’t know that, thanks!!

2023-04-23 13:45:50 CEST

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My PC’s Xorg logfiles never seem to prune right so I added an hourly ‘echo "" > logfile’ to my crontab
https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_3e97670028c70c4825be6e13c43813942e6701b6e99536c6bc70808e3a9aa490.webp

2023-04-22 12:25:08 CEST

Another hour till my Cash App BTC daily withdrawal limit should clear. Wish I’d known that existed and split my purchases up better heh.

2023-04-17 02:47:41 CEST

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Both those purchases went to the same buyer, so that’s 2 BTC + fees down the toilet 🫣

2023-04-16 00:28:08 CEST

Look at all these lovely ordinals I inscribed to my camera roll 😂 https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_0a86431f04650bd39ce0a91318d2d6f821a4563cf48a26ba181608c77abf5a85.jpeg

2023-04-14 22:58:05 CEST

Every #Bitcoin argument with mainstream environmentalists and eco-warriors https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_fdca131f80e2938c26de556e4453830f95e85ff0908ce86553a2203a05872720.png

2023-02-28 20:26:26 CET

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Reminds me of the time I plugged a Logitech receiver into a coworker’s PC, put the paired mouse by my foot and nudged it every few minutes to drive him slowly insane.
I miss being employed.

2023-02-18 00:51:57 CET

Sold newly-vested RSUs to get to a personal Bitcoin milestone.
I feel so accomplished.

2023-02-15 21:57:17 CET

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“If I can’t get the engagement counts I want, no one will” - Elon maybe