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2026-06-22 14:54:09 UTC

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🤣 yeah... That machine has lost 50% of it's capacity last year. And believe me: Teen daughter comes with either more whining. Or backtalking. Or sudden absence 😱 ....

2026-06-22 14:47:07 UTC

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Yeah. Mechanical stuff is much harder. It requires real ingenuity. Not just sitting behind a computer-screen, making a shitload of money with "something with computers"...
But how would computer-Kids working at Google or Facebook know about household chores when their employer actually tries to hide them by keeping the kids 24/7 on campus...
Please hit me up if you find a window-cleaning machine (that actually works)

2026-06-22 14:27:44 UTC

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That's what AI does. It takes away the fun thing and leaves one with the boring chores...
I'd love "AI" to be able to do laundry and house-cleaning (I am not talking about some robot vacuum-cleaner that can'T get into half the areas it needs to get to) so that I can concentrate on Painting , Music or Writing...
But the only thing AI can do is immitate brainwork. It'S not able to do anything "real"
And for someone that loves the brainwork part that sucks!

2026-06-22 12:05:13 UTC

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Wait until you get to the "Yay! the kids have moved out" resp. "Oh No! The kids have moved out" stage 😂
And depending on the kids both can apply to the same parents 🙈

2026-04-06 11:48:49 UTC

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There you go.
(Luckily I'm not on a nuclear submarine!)
#photo #photography
https://media.phpc.social/media_attachments/files/116/357/597/397/837/671/original/41bf9651f48dadba.png

2026-02-05 05:22:35 UTC

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I recommend [@e_mydata](https://mastodon.social/@e_mydata ) as Phone OS. It doesn't have AndroidAuto OOTB. As it's actually not AndroidAuto but GoogleAuto which doesn't work with the microG implememtation of /e/OS ...
It has it's drawbacks but also its benefits 🙈

2026-01-30 13:33:36 UTC

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Also the question is: Does the application also accept the previous token?

2026-01-16 08:13:46 UTC

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That is the actual cool thing with AI/LLM: People need to document all the shit. So the AI has context.
It's sad though that only now, after decades of developers begging for it, people get actually time paid to document things, make plans, estimate etc....
It'S not that that wasn't known before. It just was ignored. Only now, that machines need it, it becomes a requirement 😡

2026-01-10 07:09:36 UTC

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OK. That is legit awesome!

2026-01-09 21:47:53 UTC

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Perhaps some light trimming is sufficient. I was thinking of a horizontal cut in about a foots height above ground?

2026-01-09 20:57:19 UTC

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Looking for something like this? Slingshot for arborists.... https://www.grube.de/p/wurfbeutelschleuder-big-shot/574629/?qc=5078313566#itemId=5746292768

2026-01-07 16:16:51 UTC

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Und sas OWASP cheat sheet verling tatsächlich noch auf Version 3 der NIST special publication.... Dabei ist doch v4 schon aktuell.... https://pages.nist.gov/800-63-4/sp800-63b.html
/cc @npub1prv…5px6

2026-01-07 15:10:42 UTC

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4? Also ich hatte 3 🤪
/cc @npub1prv…5px6

2025-11-21 14:36:22 UTC

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You should! But it looks like that is not something that is as readily available as here 🙈
/cc @npub10fw…2fd9 @npub1980…ls7p

2025-11-21 09:35:51 UTC

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Lost in translation 🙈
Thanks for the insight!
The fun thing is that we germans also consider something as "Quark" when someone is telling bullshit. 😂
/cc @npub1dt0…pmw4 @npub1980…ls7p

2025-11-21 07:49:24 UTC

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I meant the german "Quark". Some dictionary translated it to "Curd" but I am not sure that is exactly what I meant. Cottage Cheese sounds also like a good alternative . though that's - at least here in germany - got a more grainy texture 🙈
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quark_(dairy_product)
/cc @npub1980…ls7p

2025-11-20 19:15:12 UTC

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We had extra "leftover" pizza and such. It rarely survived the night....
And I do remember at that age eating a 500g pack of curd in between meals. With jam, raisins and a bit of sugar.... 🙈

2025-11-17 16:31:33 UTC

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Ah! I was setting them directly in the `redis.conf` file.
It might be that that causes some chars not to work?
Redis version is 5:6.0.16-1ubuntu1.1

2025-11-17 15:33:19 UTC

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Removing `*` and `_` fixed it

2025-11-15 12:35:59 UTC

It just took me an hour to understand that redis does not like special chars in an ACLs password... I assume it was the `*` - Some kind of hint in the docs would be appreciated!
ah well! Figured it out and I mean I do have time right now 😁
#redis #password

2025-11-04 21:16:39 UTC

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Took me a while to understand that you are using the MXs from the hosting....
Some years ago I actually set up my own mailserver to handle all those different domains properly. Also I was annoyed by my hoster at the time.
I'd never want to go back. Adding a new domain is complex enough to think about it twice but easy enough to just do it.
But that is only something for people that are into ops!!! Here be dragons!!!

2025-10-22 08:12:33 UTC

I took the time to update https://packagist.org/packages/stella-maris/nist-password to the latest version of the NIST specs regarding passwords. It's now also tested on PHP8.1 through PHP8.5
If you are looking for a library to make sure your passwords are compliant to the latest security rules, this might be for you.
Feel free to open an issue when you're missing something.
#php #password #nist80063

2025-10-01 14:19:10 UTC

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I am just not sure this is really worth the effort TBH....
When the originla author needs to approve the embedding that can take quite some time and when it is done, it's already out of my timeline....
Perhaps it'd be better to show the link to the post until it is approved?
https://media.phpc.social/media_attachments/files/115/299/338/551/874/607/original/188cd02b8a577d18.png

2025-09-20 21:01:24 UTC

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Ah! That harmlessnes must be the reason why the waste is then encased in special containers that are stored not within a round bench in the next shopping center....
🤷

2025-09-20 20:38:32 UTC

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Hm... According to https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spent_nuclear_fuel Spent nuclear fuel has a half life of up to 24,000 years. Even if it is ony 1% of that It'd be 240 years.
Which means that after 240 years still 50% of the radiation is "there". Even then, it'd take a lot more time until "99.99% of the radioactivity is gone".... 3189 years if i calculated correctly.
Imagine Moses had left some of that waste when they fled from egypt, about now "99.99% of the radioactivity" would be gone...

2025-06-26 04:16:15 UTC

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Whats wrong with cellphones?
We live in an area where data-coverage is not.given everywhere. Mobile phone coverage is much better (still not 100% though). So our kids had a cellphone very early on. Yes! They could call or send simple SMS only.
For our use-case - reach someone should something go south - that was totally acceptable.
Plans were affordable, phones were affordable.

2025-06-05 09:59:38 UTC

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Manche sind erwachsen geworden.
Andere nur volljährig....

2025-06-02 04:34:33 UTC

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You mean.... stuff should help people? Not fill someones bank-account? 🤯
(one of the things I learned in my 40s... Stuff is not going to get better when someone makes money from it)

2025-05-27 14:30:14 UTC

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_Draft Have fun 😁
(I absolutely love these. And even though they look really placid, they are not. I've seen them in full galopp 🤯 absolutely amazing!)

2025-05-27 14:23:26 UTC

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Pony? 😱

2025-02-27 12:22:27 UTC

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I literally studied STEAM (Biology, Chemistry, wood- and wood-product-usage, wood-Engineering, history, politics, national- and business-economics, statistics, programming amongst others) and one of the things that I use most as a software-developer is the "A" aspect.
Figuring out what the user wants, what they need. Being able to switch context, "language" (techie, end-user etc) and most important of all - getting to know what needs knowing in a really short amount of time.

2025-02-24 14:30:39 UTC

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For self-hosted, @npub1rk6…hv4q might be an option. There is even a connector to integrate LibreOffice docs....

2025-02-24 12:07:23 UTC

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Tell me that you have no fucking clue how semantic versioning works without saying that you have no fucking clou how semantic versioning works.....
But I'm sure whoever did that is great in coding a BTree-sort on a whiteboard

2025-02-24 08:23:44 UTC

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Oh and! In case you wondered: The "breaking change" is in a patch release! Not in a Major....

2025-02-24 07:59:03 UTC

Indeed!
For more information check out https://github.com/googleapis/google-cloud-php-core/releases 🙈
https://media.phpc.social/media_attachments/files/114/057/795/701/684/100/original/82fc07f1666ec04c.png

2025-01-26 12:32:07 UTC

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Own your stuff?
And besides that I am a friend of famous last words: "How hard can it be?" 😁

2025-01-26 11:23:40 UTC

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I know. I just found the image of elestio at https://hub.docker.com/r/elestio/pixelfed - looks promising so far...

2025-01-26 10:35:08 UTC

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I have found several instructions after searching the web for "pixelfed docker" and all started with "Check out the pixelfed code from github"....
And checking i.e. docker-hub for images brought up a similar list of "images" that all required to checkout the code. I assume they are all based on the docker subfolder in the pixelfed sourcecode....

2025-01-26 09:20:14 UTC

So deploying a #pixelfed instance via #docker always requires to check out the code of pixelfed? There is no image that already contains all that?
I'd love to just run `docker compose pull && docker compose up -d` and be done.
Do I really nees to build that image myself?

2025-01-04 16:43:51 UTC

it is #caturday, isn't it?
https://media.phpc.social/media_attachments/files/113/771/085/447/879/858/original/f25cbb0744bf495d.jpg

2024-12-26 21:02:14 UTC

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I hope you didn't get me wrong: We shouldn't!
/cc @npub1y7l…sa30 @npub1e6q…csyr

2024-12-26 17:09:20 UTC

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Those that maintain shared hosting where users can install whatever they want?
And users then decide to not use the providers supplied oneclick installer... And also never update WP because "It'll break 😱"
I've seen things.... 🙈
/cc @npub1y7l…sa30 @npub1e6q…csyr

2024-12-26 15:32:21 UTC

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It *would* leave a lot of WP installations unusable. And hinder further upgrades...
Because blaming the shitty BC policy of the PHP-team is much easier than fixing shitty code and check whether a constant is already defined before redefining it...
/cc @npub1e6q…csyr

2024-12-10 22:42:11 UTC

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That looks like burnout....

2024-12-07 14:45:43 UTC

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Yes. But you can also use.... something else....
I'd need to.git.my kids microbits out to say more.
They already have the LEDs and some other gadgets on board. That's the main benefit over an arduino.
But they are much more limited if you want to go beyond.
IMO great as an easy intro. And the next step would then be arduino....

2024-11-28 08:28:56 UTC

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Unter uns: Für viele sehenden auch. Ich z.B. merke mir nicht die PIN sondern den Flow...
Das knallt schon, wenn statt der üblichen Telefon-Tastatur Anordnung ein Tastatur-zahlenblock zum einsatz kommt 🙈
/cc @npub1m4k…49kz

2024-10-22 23:55:26 UTC

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Thanks for sharing..And welcome to the club.
In the evenings I often stand in front of the fridge and check what's there and what I/we can do with that.... 🙈
Planned is awesome and then everything works out. And then life get in the way

2024-10-22 23:26:01 UTC

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Here it's (also with two rather picky eaters) "you've got to try!"
Though we never forced them to empty a plate. *I* had that and listening to my body when it's full is really hard for me.
/cc @npub19aj…xnpz

2024-10-20 17:34:12 UTC

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Because somehow they have to earn the money to afford the drinks?

2024-10-15 11:04:30 UTC

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Please do not confuse explanation with excuse!
Though it seems that acting like a sulky five year old is the new hip in some circles....
Others would buy a Harley or have a spouse the age of their daughter.... (and yes: Mos .of them identify male for some reason)
Again: Not an excuse!
If you throw a tantrum you should get your toy taken away and sit in the silent corner until you ha e cooled down and are willing to reasonable interact with others again.

2024-10-15 04:59:35 UTC

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Not every family teaches that.
There are cases where throwing a tantrum is a successfull way of getting what you want.
But at a certain age you can't blame that on "parents" or "upbringing" any more.
🤷

2024-08-28 09:22:27 UTC

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Wahrscheinlich werden nachfolgende Generationen auch vom "lindnern" oder vom "wissingen" reden...

2024-08-27 11:41:37 UTC

With all the AI stuff going on I kept thinking that one can't trust anyone. Or anything.
Didn't I read that somewhere? Some time back?
Oh! Right!
"Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain." (Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets)

2024-04-08 05:52:45 UTC

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Looks like the worst that might happen is that people won't see your posts in [@MonaApp](https://mastodon.social/@MonaApp) 😂

2024-04-08 05:19:48 UTC

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I do have a suspicion to be honest… Should I have (again) broken a system by using an emoji?
The ElePHPants emoji is after all custom to phpc.social...
🙈
/cc [@MonaApp](https://mastodon.social/@MonaApp)
https://media.phpc.social/media_attachments/files/112/233/904/219/663/063/original/ceec592ecab652c9.png

2023-05-27 04:21:43 UTC

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Nothing?
I stopped using PHPCPD years ago because of too many false positives.
Also I realized that DRY is not necessarily about code but about logic.