UnityOstara

There's great moments in German history that I saw in my lifetime. #1 tearing down the Berlin Wall. #2 handing Brazil the greatest asswhooping in history!

2025-09-08 14:07:12 CEST

I'm blessed that the German national team was mostly Deutsch when we won in 2014! ****

2025-09-08 13:30:24 CEST

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Actung fellow Girls on the internet! Take the tampon on the right. Johnny has a weird mustache. Chipotle isn't that bad.

2025-09-08 12:57:23 CEST

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Lol, you just get tired.

2025-09-08 07:51:15 CEST

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In the name of Gordon Howe, I assure you I Mean no offense.

2025-09-08 07:49:11 CEST

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Been drinking.

2025-09-08 07:39:35 CEST

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I assure you, I've bad life decisions.

2025-09-08 07:17:46 CEST

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Dating myself

2025-09-08 07:05:36 CEST

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Saw them on the Further Down the Spiral tour for my first concert! Total Classic!

2025-09-08 07:03:09 CEST

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System of a Down or Nine inch nails?

2025-09-08 07:01:53 CEST

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We ATHF poasting now! Damn! My goalie God Son is missing this!

2025-09-08 02:04:04 CEST

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This is exactly the kinda stuff my Opa's cousins did in 1940 France!

2025-08-26 06:59:33 CEST

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Stoke that fire!

2025-08-26 06:57:47 CEST

That Girl that your girl warned you about has entered the chat

2025-08-12 23:12:58 CEST

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All of my guy friends don't talk to me because I voted for Trump in 2016. That and I asked God "Cubs or Hillary, don't make me live in the hellscape of both!"

2025-08-12 22:55:28 CEST

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Some people enjoy malt liquor or light beer. Your totally normie.

2025-08-12 22:37:17 CEST

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It's horse racing, not whores racing.

2025-08-12 08:02:21 CEST

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I need to go to Porillo's once a month. Nobody makes decent pizza anymore in Minnesota.

2025-08-12 07:57:22 CEST

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I've been living in Minnesota for over a decade. I still don't understand half their laws about hunting and stuff. My hometown used to have the largest meatpacking plant in the world. Townies make a big deal about that.

2025-08-12 07:49:37 CEST

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We actually have a place where you can bring a deer, no questions asked, and meat will be harvested by butchers.

2025-08-12 07:13:56 CEST

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My Opa used to set traps for squirrels to protect his garden. Occasionally would get sprayed by a skunk and had to do the tomato sauce fix.

2025-08-12 07:05:17 CEST

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I don't. Skunk is more pleasant than bananas though.

2025-08-12 06:55:25 CEST

Last minutes to say happy birthday to me.

2025-08-12 06:49:48 CEST

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Pink Taco is an actual restaurant in California.

2025-08-12 06:45:01 CEST

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Allegedly, my underarms smell like Doritos cool ranch after a workout or game.

2025-08-12 06:39:28 CEST

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Always wondered how you picked your name.

2025-08-11 09:57:56 CEST

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Guess why?!

2025-08-11 09:47:19 CEST

I'm not apologizing for shit today!

2025-08-10 23:18:30 CEST

Here's a guy who needs to learn 2 history. I've had close Muslim friends. I just don't get how you see a demon in a cave and have to be convinced it was an angel.
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2025-08-10 12:33:33 CEST

Been said, still annoyed
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2025-08-10 09:56:30 CEST

Is poast just going to be thirsty anime dudes?!

2025-08-07 08:02:02 CEST

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Yes, I ran out of milk and had to use coffee

2025-08-07 07:58:54 CEST

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Right? I've been angry af but a creamy milk shake with calm me down!

2025-08-07 07:55:31 CEST

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This guy needs a milkshake

2025-08-07 07:51:48 CEST

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2025-08-07 07:38:10 CEST

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Remember just going to Skydome and occasionally seeing xxx in the hotel when that place first opened?

2025-08-07 07:34:49 CEST

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Have you been to any MLB game? Ffs you can get them in Toronto, Chicago, or Houston!

2025-08-07 07:31:38 CEST

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No seriously 2 out of 3 died in a Swiss air crash

2025-08-07 07:28:59 CEST

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I want to say Passion Fruit

2025-08-07 07:23:15 CEST

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Didn't Germany have a version of spice girls? Something fruit?

2025-08-07 07:05:15 CEST

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Amish organized crime? It's a thing

2025-08-07 06:56:45 CEST

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Can I use A1?

2025-08-07 06:45:37 CEST

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Exactly, shut up and enjoy memes!

2025-08-07 06:41:56 CEST

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I played in the USA system!

2025-08-07 06:39:27 CEST

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Canada = Hockey

2025-08-07 06:36:57 CEST

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Southwestern fries beats poutine! Bacon and chilli!

2025-08-07 06:30:15 CEST

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Poured my last strong drink.

2025-08-07 06:28:48 CEST

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Let's go!

2025-08-07 06:27:41 CEST

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Shots

2025-08-07 06:18:00 CEST

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Why do they even care if they believe in nothing? It's anger at the world.

2025-08-07 05:26:13 CEST

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Twas less than US$8 for a 12ver.

2025-08-07 05:24:53 CEST

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When I was piss poor. I had a few of them decades ago!

2025-08-07 05:09:37 CEST

Only Europeans can be White. Simple as.

2025-08-07 04:35:48 CEST

I feel sad.

2025-08-07 03:20:30 CEST

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Implying I trust toothpaste!

2025-08-07 03:16:33 CEST

Where is hq?

2025-08-07 02:33:43 CEST

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Pre Sammy Sosa and 9/11 we used to hide joints in our purse going to Cubs games disguised as tampons. My Mom taught me that!

2025-08-07 02:22:14 CEST

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That's dedication! I've seen the size of that and I'm pretty sure I couldn't walk straight through security. Honorary Size Queen!

2025-08-04 23:35:36 CEST

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Technically chicken fried steak is schnitzel

2025-08-04 22:19:18 CEST

Remember that a jew corrupted baseball in 1919!

2025-08-04 21:51:06 CEST

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Yet they don't sell wienerschnitzel!

2025-08-04 21:02:23 CEST

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Poa.st : it's where to go if you want your love life to be judged by possible virgins!

2025-08-04 20:59:14 CEST

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I'm a Woman so it's ok.

2025-08-04 20:58:15 CEST

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I casually dated boys in my twenties just because I didn't want to be unwatched going to concerts or bars and clubs.

2025-08-04 03:10:23 CEST

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Why? Left out?

2025-08-04 03:06:30 CEST

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I feel honored that this poast got liked by people I truly respect!

2025-08-03 23:16:37 CEST

As a former atheist/nihilist, the recent Godcast @SuperLutheran hit home as why i chose eternal life through Christ over death.

2025-08-03 04:00:15 CEST

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Elvis was literally a shabbos guy.

2025-08-03 03:58:01 CEST

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Ffs! How many SIU's do we need?

2025-08-03 03:53:33 CEST

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My Brother went to SIU Edwardsville. Gross!

2025-08-03 03:47:36 CEST

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My aunt Elvira had property near Marion.

2025-08-03 03:44:22 CEST

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One of my sisters live down state near STL. Every year she moves further away from black people but she isn't racist. Ha!

2025-08-03 03:40:57 CEST

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Had friends from Romeoville back in the day. My last kegger before leaving for Houston in 2001 was there!

2025-08-03 03:38:54 CEST

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Made the mistake of moving to Minneapolis. Oh boy, what a different version of niggers!

2025-08-03 03:37:07 CEST

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Illinois so nice, I left it twice!

2025-08-03 03:33:04 CEST

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Geneva. I'm originally from DuPage County.

2025-08-03 03:24:52 CEST

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The building next to mine in Illinois had a horrible ant problem. Placed a couple traps outside and never saw them again.

2025-08-03 03:17:01 CEST

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Nope! Big fan of WKUK!

2025-08-03 03:16:19 CEST

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Oh no. Spiders drew first blood! Fuck Charlotte and her webs!

2025-08-03 03:15:13 CEST

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What about huffing paint?

2025-08-03 03:14:43 CEST

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I got bit by something 2 months ago. Didn't have the bullseye mark like a brown recluse but it still is visible.

2025-08-03 03:12:44 CEST

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South Dakota distribution rights are pending.

2025-08-03 03:05:51 CEST

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I used to get a black widow on my balcony in Houston every time it rained. Hair spray and lighter, kill her with fire!

2025-08-03 03:01:37 CEST

We call them wagon burners around here.
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2025-08-03 02:56:59 CEST

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Wasps suck more. Let's wipe them out instead.

2025-08-03 02:45:31 CEST

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2025-08-03 01:41:48 CEST

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My step sons are grown. I need things to do that generates cash rather than spend it. Given unlimited funds I would poast pics of me in expensive clothes around a huge model railroad funding every NS podcast drunk off my ass!

2025-08-03 01:26:27 CEST

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Don't piss where I eat.

2025-08-03 01:19:38 CEST

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The majority of my workplace is female so...

2025-08-02 16:04:41 CEST

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Rust.

2025-08-02 15:53:27 CEST

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Conspiracy weirdos believe anything. There all nazi racists.