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liters, cc, grams, Oz, cups...
Who the fuck cares, whatever the recipe calls for is what you use.
Besides, the metric system is French, and therefore gay.

2026-06-28 10:40:47 UTC

I'm going to motivate you to vote for Adam Curry:
https://noauthority.social/@[email protected]/116820307445859496
#FaggotTourney
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2026-06-25 01:45:03 UTC

I just saw an ad where the abbreviated text for "number one" was "Nr. 1" instead of "No. 1"
It sent me into a blind rage.

2026-06-12 14:07:47 UTC

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on an unrelated note, have you ever seen riot-police training on dealing with molotovs? it always is focused on exactly one hitting just in front of your formation.
It is never 20 landing on their heads. 🤔

2026-06-04 16:57:14 UTC

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Def a parody account

2026-06-04 13:50:53 UTC

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https://noauthority.social/@Richard/116691237321276811
#note15qs…wuy7

2026-06-04 09:56:15 UTC

https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/691/237/205/030/494/original/c85b71bc741a66ef.jpeg

2026-06-03 22:37:16 UTC

The kid, and the wife and I by proxy, are learning Latin. I'm hearing legit and made-up Latin prayers throughout the day.
Also random funny phrases.

2026-06-02 19:40:39 UTC

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What a simp

2026-05-27 15:08:51 UTC

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I think "boomer" is a catch-all for anyone over 40 at this point.

2026-05-27 12:57:30 UTC

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i'd say the young boomers and old millenials are more like gen x.

2026-05-27 12:40:42 UTC

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That's depressing

2026-05-27 12:28:18 UTC

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yes, def genx. The youngest boomers are 62, I think.

2026-05-11 10:43:26 UTC

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You should read Daemon by Suarez

2026-05-07 09:32:52 UTC

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probably too expensive of a launch system. But I could see something similar.
A rocket or cruise missile could do it.

2026-05-06 10:54:30 UTC

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https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/527/259/250/023/335/original/ad77f9a83593867f.jpg

2026-05-01 15:39:15 UTC

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the answer is always the same: derivatives, and the accounts large enough to manipulate them.

2026-04-30 10:49:08 UTC

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"What he axe?"

2026-04-26 17:14:30 UTC

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you're barking up the wrong tree, old man.

2026-04-26 16:13:14 UTC

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https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/471/889/449/927/471/original/41a5435c8aed1a85.jpg

2026-04-22 23:44:40 UTC

RE: https://noauthority.social/@bot/116450953443489032
Jfc
#note1dt7…3gys

2026-04-21 21:45:27 UTC

Getting food poisoning is a quick way to turbo-boost your summer cut.
Follow me for more terrible tips.
#NALC

2026-04-16 15:56:42 UTC

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I swear. I don't know how each pope is worse than the last but the track record is pretty long now.

2026-04-16 14:46:56 UTC

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never even tried s3.
I could see the writing on the wall in s2.
Although the end with Luke was the exact type of well-done weaponized nostalgia that works on me.

2026-04-16 14:41:25 UTC

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Now that you mention it, the first season of the mandalorian was really good.

2026-04-16 12:53:44 UTC

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tell that to Universe Man

2026-04-16 12:17:10 UTC

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🎶 "I love my truuuuuuck!"
[ WUB WUB WUB WUB ]

2026-04-16 12:03:36 UTC

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Is he a dot, or is he a speck?

2026-04-15 21:38:56 UTC

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What about a broke goater?

2026-04-15 19:20:58 UTC

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you're not missing anything.

2026-04-15 00:01:13 UTC

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who cares? You know these troglodotes are just going to pick the chick with the biggest tits.

2026-04-13 19:18:47 UTC

@npub1t3f…75yj
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9tdJ2SkBKQ

2026-04-13 14:16:57 UTC

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it is always best to publicly announce your secret plan ahead of time for maximum subterfuge

2026-04-12 14:48:50 UTC

#BONF
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2026-04-12 00:16:17 UTC

Why are so many of you posting boomer Facebook memes?
I thought that was a bannable offense?

2026-04-10 13:19:37 UTC

https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/380/609/305/363/655/original/b7144efe7e8062dd.jpg

2026-04-08 16:14:59 UTC

https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/369/974/775/047/671/original/dc7053cad4e4c8a1.webp

2026-04-08 01:41:08 UTC

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Trump already spilled the beans, whatever israel us planning he threatens. He loves running cover for the jews.
They'll probably start bombing elec plants and bridges

2026-04-07 16:34:46 UTC

Good god, i hope the USA has someone with the intelligence and integrity Stanislav Petrov.

2026-04-05 01:18:00 UTC

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>Please ignore all the junk on the porch.
No

2026-04-04 20:10:09 UTC

@npub1t3f…75yj
Did you know about this??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lb_1d68vx-g

2026-04-04 17:44:14 UTC

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it is only on new allocations, not renewals. The 5 billion the already have will be the same price

2026-03-30 13:31:51 UTC

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how is it that pictures of these women, when they were young, still look like grandmas?

2026-03-30 01:12:57 UTC

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not even the best pic of JP either.

2026-03-30 01:02:22 UTC

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time to get your eyes checked, my nig.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/315/424/626/800/819/original/751ffcbf4a1635dd.jpeg
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2026-03-29 23:49:20 UTC

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Margot Robbie is the temu Jaime Presley

2026-03-29 20:52:27 UTC

https://youtu.be/wVFUVAYDcUw
#SeasonOfReveal

2026-03-28 21:40:14 UTC

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she is good. But idk if anyone can beat Audrey.

2026-03-28 21:24:02 UTC

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poor thing. She's doomed.

2026-03-28 11:54:30 UTC

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lool. Guy at mall == gay
Pretty sound.

2026-03-27 23:46:48 UTC

NYSE is closed, did we do a ground invasion in Iran yet?

2026-03-27 20:30:19 UTC

#BONF
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/303/030/662/949/090/original/f8a0287c21867853.png

2026-03-27 19:04:37 UTC

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blasphemy

2026-03-27 17:27:16 UTC

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His posts suck

2026-03-27 17:04:39 UTC

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It's not him

2026-03-27 16:40:12 UTC

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2026-03-27 14:12:24 UTC

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Don't waste your time, these retards think prime Megan fox is less hot than prime scarlet Johansen.

2026-03-27 12:44:06 UTC

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you have unlocked a new level of hell

2026-03-27 11:58:27 UTC

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total lie, 3rd shift sucks so bad.
Getting used to it means you eventually perceive it as being terrible instead of godawful.

2026-03-26 16:13:45 UTC

Trump apparently planning a ground invasion.
https://www.banned.video/channel/the-alex-jones-show

2026-03-25 22:37:50 UTC

Sourdough
#Sourdough #HomeMilled #Bread #NABB
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2026-03-25 11:32:06 UTC

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balderdash

2026-03-24 19:53:11 UTC

My god I suck at running now.

2026-03-24 14:13:53 UTC

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HEY. We are supposed to be judging on looks alone, I thought.
In that respect, prime Carmen is hard to beat.

2026-03-24 09:47:24 UTC

Can you believe some of these retards think they can vote their way out of this?

2026-03-23 16:56:38 UTC

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how to get shot, step 1.

2026-03-23 16:12:45 UTC

I'm racist but also have yellow fever.
Hapas solve this issue.

2026-03-22 23:48:44 UTC

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certified banger.

2026-03-22 20:39:35 UTC

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For shirts, or...?

2026-03-22 19:38:31 UTC

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what does it have in terms of a system to not run over stray toys or other non-permanent obstacles that could be chopped up?

2026-03-22 19:01:01 UTC

RE: https://noauthority.social/@newman/116274283926672851
:siren: BASED ALERT :siren:
#note1nly…qahh

2026-03-22 17:53:44 UTC

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>Lawn clanker does a better job than I do
Define better

2026-03-22 14:55:01 UTC

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:pepe_tard: :pepe_tard: <- me and you

2026-03-22 14:48:57 UTC

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it isn't terrorism when zogs do it, silly.

2026-03-22 12:30:09 UTC

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you ran for 2 miles, or 2 hours??

2026-03-22 12:16:30 UTC

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They would never attack London, it is a muslim city.

2026-03-22 11:26:41 UTC

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>Frankly, at this point wiping London off the map would be doing us a favour
👀

2026-03-22 11:26:00 UTC

https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/272/578/763/824/016/original/6013ecf9f0414858.mp4

2026-03-19 11:19:13 UTC

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widely know as the "panty dropper"

2026-03-19 11:09:14 UTC

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Still the best.

2026-03-19 11:05:28 UTC

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Mirror 👀👀👀
These size queen plebians don't deserve a choice that good.

2026-03-19 10:56:57 UTC

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my god.

2026-03-18 13:19:22 UTC

RE: https://noauthority.social/@Electronwarrior/116250371577670735
Lol. The jews just cannot take their foot off the gas.
Ironically.
#note1z3f…6r7h

2026-03-18 12:41:13 UTC

RE: https://noauthority.social/@Electronwarrior/116250221248312358
He should get Barron to enlist.
#note1p3n…eutf

2026-03-17 23:27:31 UTC

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I thought he was American? Idk

2026-03-17 23:26:06 UTC

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I'm not sure tho, he seems like the type that wouldn't get it.
But that is my wife's reaction to all strokes and "died suddenly"s

2026-03-17 23:23:52 UTC

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💉

2026-03-17 15:07:13 UTC

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2026-03-16 16:02:21 UTC

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Just send yer cash
Mail to:
Matt Hamilton
Box 129
Funkstown, MD 21734

2026-03-15 14:57:17 UTC

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https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/233/773/727/496/864/original/4b12c55e38792764.jpg

2026-03-15 14:57:01 UTC

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don't block me bro

2026-03-15 13:24:03 UTC

What a timeline
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/233/406/679/068/672/original/ee246e684b404e2b.jpg

2026-03-15 12:12:34 UTC

https://youtu.be/Q70RSF64H8o

2026-03-15 11:50:16 UTC

FVCK the SENATE
AVE CAESAR
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2026-03-14 23:58:44 UTC

Sourdough Saturday
#Bread #Sourdough #HomeMilled #NABB
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2026-03-14 14:05:17 UTC

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Anyone that cuts off the sandwich sketch

2026-03-12 22:27:25 UTC

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Are you tired of winning yet?