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2026-03-14 15:52:13 UTC

I had something witty to say about 3.14 but that’s all I could remember.

2026-03-14 15:50:51 UTC

Why are you cooking fish? Just for the halibut.

2026-03-13 23:23:22 UTC

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How awkward I was talking to a coworker in the office on Wednesday. I mean, I don’t know either.

2026-03-13 23:11:30 UTC

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I tried to read this but my internal monologue distracted me. What does it say?

2026-03-13 21:52:43 UTC

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The Doobie Udders

2026-03-13 21:50:03 UTC

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Onflex 💪

2026-03-13 18:56:56 UTC

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of the Sun

2026-03-13 18:47:27 UTC

Using Gemini to plan my workout routine and supplement consumption. I’d say it’s a good AI use case.

2026-03-13 17:37:37 UTC

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GM

2026-03-13 17:37:17 UTC

Whenever I see the word “slop” I just think of Grimer.
https://image.nostr.build/4dff743f8ff123e934c6ad4ac11b8ee960bc06103b143fff33f88485ff6de22f.jpg

2026-03-13 03:42:27 UTC

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I haven’t fallen into quicksand 🤝

2026-03-13 02:47:55 UTC

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You have legs?

2026-03-13 01:40:54 UTC

My kind of comet 🍻 https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/interstellar-comet-3i-atlas-is-exceptionally-alcoholic/

2026-03-12 04:50:24 UTC

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I have. But machines created that universe. I doubt our simulation would be created by machines.

2026-03-12 04:46:17 UTC

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The proof is in the paste.

2026-03-12 04:42:41 UTC

If this is all a simulation why are we such primitive beings?

2026-03-11 19:09:11 UTC

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GM Isa 🤙

2026-03-10 16:43:21 UTC

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That’d be a fat zap ⚡️

2026-03-09 23:01:03 UTC

It’s probably called Runes cause it runes the mempool.

2026-03-09 01:24:27 UTC

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That looks foccing delicious!

2026-03-08 21:16:24 UTC

I’m a thigh guy 😋
https://image.nostr.build/158d6f060ea5e5a4ce7168e369a8d6a2ec967ceedda114015a430e588d058f69.jpg

2026-03-07 20:54:16 UTC

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Good luck!

2026-03-07 06:49:14 UTC

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South of CDMX 🫡

2026-03-07 06:40:49 UTC

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San Miguel de Allende?

2026-03-07 02:05:10 UTC

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“No man ever steps in the same river twice, for it's not the same river and he's not the same man.” - Heraclitus

2026-03-07 02:03:43 UTC

Ended up in the middle class playing President and Asshole with normies and called myself a Pleb. Apparently that’s not a normie term 🤦‍♂️

2026-03-06 23:46:19 UTC

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@npub1utx…50e8

2026-03-06 21:56:24 UTC

Glass Animals has three all-time bangers: Gooey, Heat Waves, and Creatures in Heaven

2026-03-06 21:44:51 UTC

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Padme: And that’s when I ran

2026-03-06 20:18:31 UTC

How do you know God has forgiven you?

2026-03-06 17:55:32 UTC

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We’re all fools really

2026-03-06 17:54:55 UTC

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That’s possible too!

2026-03-06 16:57:23 UTC

Realizing I have a different relationship to my job than others do. Not sure if that makes me the fool or them.

2026-03-06 05:33:26 UTC

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1 BTC = 1 BTC?

2026-03-06 05:30:43 UTC

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Shit, was that test today?

2026-03-06 05:00:55 UTC

Lakers vs Nuggets has been fun #nba

2026-03-06 04:18:32 UTC

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Sir William 1855

2026-03-05 17:16:47 UTC

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Great morning, Micah!

2026-03-05 03:43:46 UTC

That man is me and my 80lb dumbbells came 😊
#nevent1q…vycg

2026-03-05 03:38:00 UTC

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Probably tanning their feet.

2026-03-05 03:16:52 UTC

Male Evolution:
Man angry.
Man lift heavy stone.
Man no longer angry.

2026-03-04 22:48:12 UTC

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Somebody really wants you to walk up to them and say “You dropped this King 👑 “

2026-03-04 16:10:54 UTC

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I don’t want to get trapped in your garage

2026-03-04 15:34:00 UTC

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You don’t control how I interpret GM

2026-03-04 15:32:41 UTC

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Great morning to all!

2026-03-04 01:34:59 UTC

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Put those away, Casper!

2026-03-01 01:34:28 UTC

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Futarchy. Vote values but bet beliefs.

2026-03-01 01:25:01 UTC

Being comfortable is the greatest decelerater.

2026-02-28 17:28:33 UTC

Sumo wrestling tickets: Worth the weight

2026-02-27 21:50:03 UTC

Worked out before coffee this morning. That was a mistake 😬

2026-02-27 16:40:17 UTC

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I’ve had the 52.5 Bowflex weights for years but over the past year pushed myself on bench press. Finally maxing out the 52.5 so time for some more weight. I couldn’t find anything good that goes up to 100lbs. If I get that far on bench it’s probably time for a full bench press setup!

2026-02-27 15:58:52 UTC

80lb adjustable dumbbells ordered 💪 Hopefully the delivery person is built like Jason Momoa

2026-02-26 00:42:27 UTC

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You should see the reviews, they’re raven about it!

2026-02-25 03:49:13 UTC

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I’ve never watched the state of the union no matter who’s president. Definitely not starting now!

2026-02-24 17:57:12 UTC

Next they’re going to tell us dinosaurs aren’t extinct. But the files will all be pterodacted.

2026-02-24 04:53:59 UTC

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Balls are meant to be tanned!

2026-02-24 04:50:50 UTC

You: Lift weights
I: Lift 10-30lb children

2026-02-23 15:57:57 UTC

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Gnar E 🤙

2026-02-23 03:23:03 UTC

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I like Alby

2026-02-23 01:36:22 UTC

Crazy to think we’re the #nostr OGs

2026-02-22 05:16:37 UTC

Arbitrary rules lead to arbitrary results.

2026-02-22 05:13:47 UTC

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Nosholé

2026-02-22 04:56:19 UTC

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Japan

2026-02-22 04:55:32 UTC

Pop a shot’in
https://image.nostr.build/bb18acb71a10cd91497958f3e7caee51409ffd6b54df29972c08e054ece8e7c0.jpg

2026-02-22 04:54:27 UTC

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I think it depends on the state.

2026-02-22 04:53:04 UTC

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Snowball fetch is undefeated!

2026-02-22 04:51:39 UTC

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Jesus. Those are February?

2026-02-22 04:50:53 UTC

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58k is the new 20k

2026-02-22 04:49:18 UTC

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Not the tweak you are looking for…

2026-02-22 01:20:32 UTC

Little tweaks are the difference.

2026-02-22 01:17:12 UTC

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Honk!

2026-02-22 01:16:33 UTC

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Pow technician 🫡

2026-02-22 01:15:11 UTC

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Harry de Long 🤭

2026-02-21 02:14:00 UTC

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🫶

2026-02-21 01:21:32 UTC

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Purple rain

2026-02-21 01:19:26 UTC

Hi @npub1twx…0lwg of the Botworld

2026-02-21 01:13:26 UTC

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Optimal. Suboptimal.

2026-02-21 01:12:12 UTC

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Marine. Submarine.

2026-02-21 00:57:44 UTC

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Why would I need a tracker? It’s up and to the right.

2026-02-21 00:56:58 UTC

This is a sub note.

2026-02-19 23:48:30 UTC

Hangover Bot: It sophisticates your emails while you’re working hungover.

2026-02-19 23:37:52 UTC

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It’s not!

2026-02-19 23:30:42 UTC

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Thanks for sharing!

2026-02-19 23:23:22 UTC

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Damn, Ser

2026-02-19 23:18:26 UTC

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It’s not morning, Kat

2026-02-19 22:08:51 UTC

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Sorry was getting sun kissed

2026-02-19 14:15:05 UTC

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Au, this is Gold!

2026-02-19 03:11:37 UTC

@npub1xts…kk5s when do we get our third star?

2026-02-19 02:06:50 UTC

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mcshare

2026-02-18 00:50:08 UTC

Don’t tell the moltys
https://image.nostr.build/e54fb2831a38f197d61d7580a09ca086cd6346c2ff662c748278ad1cd348164e.jpg

2026-02-17 04:19:07 UTC

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the royas persist.

2026-02-17 04:03:30 UTC

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How to make a Pharaoh moan.

2026-02-15 17:54:10 UTC

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I can’t believe you would have that opinion!

2026-02-14 07:11:49 UTC

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Soaring through paradise when I'm closing my eyes
I'm Mr. Solo Dolo

2026-02-14 01:07:17 UTC

If we live on a Bitcoin standard then what are the people who live in ATMs going to do for work?

2026-02-13 16:38:37 UTC

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GMicah

2026-02-13 15:04:34 UTC

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Miley Cyryx

2026-02-13 01:41:48 UTC

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Crawldads

2026-02-12 20:45:38 UTC

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March will also have a Friday the 13th.

2026-02-12 20:43:12 UTC

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Peak 2016 behavior 😂