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2026-02-27 00:06:24 CET

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Thanks! It’s my new favorite thing. It’s a “Chinese lantern tree”. We just got it, but apparently they become hotspots for hummingbirds 🥰

2026-02-26 23:57:43 CET

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2026-02-24 02:23:40 CET

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Honestly, I would too 😂🫂

2026-02-24 02:20:19 CET

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Awww good job mom and feel better junior 🫂

2026-02-24 02:16:17 CET

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Thank you.
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2026-02-24 01:54:33 CET

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💯 was so cool

2026-02-24 01:37:02 CET

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2026-02-23 22:14:46 CET

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I don’t think my zaps are going through to you for some reason. When I get it figured out, I owe you a zap because this made my day 💕

2026-02-22 21:48:34 CET

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He technically bought them 😂

2026-02-22 21:48:15 CET

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Thank you🫂

2026-02-22 18:59:58 CET

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🤤🤤🤤

2026-02-22 18:56:40 CET

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Absolutely adorable !

2026-02-22 18:56:00 CET

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Right? I was so excited to get them. I might try to draw or paint them 🤔
Anyways, good morning! 🫂

2026-02-22 18:29:25 CET

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Morning Gigi! 🫂

2026-02-22 18:29:03 CET

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I feel like he could hang with the kitty’s 😂

2026-02-22 18:22:46 CET

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Weird place for dog to sit: also check

2026-02-22 18:16:59 CET

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Morning 🫂

2026-02-22 18:16:46 CET

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It reclines 😂 and charges your phone?
It was perfect the way he was sitting in the sun and it’s an honor to even mention her! I love her notes

2026-02-22 18:15:44 CET

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🥹🥹

2026-02-22 18:15:13 CET

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He will never die 😭

2026-02-22 18:13:53 CET

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Right? I love it when he sits there 😂

2026-02-22 18:13:04 CET

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2026-02-22 18:04:48 CET

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2026-02-22 18:04:21 CET

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Omg 😂🫣

2026-02-22 18:03:33 CET

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I FEEL like one 😂

2026-02-22 18:03:05 CET

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Perfect gif😂

2026-02-22 18:02:40 CET

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😂😂

2026-02-22 18:02:30 CET

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Not the worst 🤷‍♀️😂

2026-02-22 18:01:51 CET

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Idk to freak out puzzles initially 😂

2026-02-22 06:27:48 CET

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…you think I have to AUDITION?
I’m a star 😂

2026-02-22 06:21:06 CET

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I had it all wrong before. THIS is the look for me

2026-02-22 06:20:26 CET

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It’s actually a boob and I have a twin sister who also has a boob head and we stick together

2026-02-22 06:18:20 CET

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It’s fashion

2026-02-22 06:14:06 CET

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That’s my politically correct name 😂

2026-02-22 06:10:15 CET

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😭

2026-02-22 06:08:13 CET

GN
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2026-02-22 04:28:04 CET

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DAMN YOU

2026-02-22 04:09:43 CET

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Wait…..you’re back???!!!!

2026-02-22 04:07:53 CET

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He kills me 🥹

2026-02-22 04:00:24 CET

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2026-02-21 23:31:57 CET

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Legit nasty

2026-02-21 23:30:53 CET

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And then there’s the resistance building

2026-02-21 23:26:55 CET

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I’m scared for you lol

2026-02-21 23:26:05 CET

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Stronger immune systems for sure

2026-02-21 23:23:20 CET

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You’re an alligator! Parking lot puddle is the way 🤭

2026-02-21 23:22:18 CET

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It’s worse than hygiene. It’s like sterilization

2026-02-21 23:21:45 CET

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Would still raw hand it 😂

2026-02-21 23:21:33 CET

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lol

2026-02-21 23:21:11 CET

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They have this shit on their keychains because they’re terrified of germs; yet, they’re biologically composed of germs.
Like bitch you afraid of yo damn self 😂

2026-02-21 23:16:10 CET

You know who needs to fuck off?
Hand sanitizer people.
One small single task and they have to bust it out every time

2026-02-21 18:44:57 CET

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That artichoke (the big chunk in the middle/back/right) 🤤

2026-02-21 18:42:44 CET

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I like to go with the Indonesian translation 😂
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2026-02-21 18:42:02 CET

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😂😂😂 this would make everything so much more entertaining. Just add a heavy lisp

2026-02-21 18:40:53 CET

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I used to cry into a mason jar because I wanted to collect my tears for some reason. Kind of measure how many jars I went through in a lifetime

2026-02-21 18:27:05 CET

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Sorrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyy

2026-02-21 18:25:09 CET

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2026-02-21 18:06:20 CET

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But still same 🤷‍♀️😂

2026-02-21 18:06:03 CET

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😈

2026-02-21 18:05:51 CET

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Maybe soon

2026-02-21 18:05:29 CET

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😭

2026-02-21 18:00:52 CET

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Would. Eat.

2026-02-21 18:00:36 CET

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I’ve been kind of holding back 😂

2026-02-21 18:00:22 CET

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I prefer “go take a toaster bath” 🤷‍♀️😂

2026-02-21 17:56:16 CET

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You gon act surprised boy? That I said some weird gross shit? Play with fire and you bout to get burned

2026-02-21 17:55:17 CET

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😂nostr has seen enough of this face

2026-02-21 17:54:57 CET

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The knuckle sandwhich hand is grasping on to the remnants of the last cock it physically ripped off (you know, protein?)

2026-02-21 17:53:31 CET

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It’s true

2026-02-21 17:52:44 CET

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2026-02-21 17:52:24 CET

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2026-02-21 17:46:52 CET

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It’s not “just a pickle”. It’s the decoy pickle

2026-02-21 17:46:23 CET

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Eeeeewwwwwww

2026-02-21 17:46:11 CET

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You should be studied for science

2026-02-21 17:45:46 CET

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I must

2026-02-21 17:45:34 CET

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2026-02-21 17:41:23 CET

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That will be interesting considering the baseline we’re working with here dance-wise 😂

2026-02-21 17:39:40 CET

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Damn that’s a cute dog

2026-02-21 17:39:23 CET

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I will not, I’m joining her 😂

2026-02-21 17:38:51 CET

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Don’t worry, I can fix them. And I trick my husband into paying me for it 🤭🫂

2026-02-21 17:38:03 CET

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This must have been what Britney Spears was feeling that one time

2026-02-21 17:37:25 CET

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Usually “demon be gone”

2026-02-21 17:36:31 CET

Today, my hair…feels like somebody else’s hair 🥴

2026-02-21 17:34:22 CET

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I’m the least agent motha fucka around here

2026-02-21 17:32:26 CET

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Scream into my pillow and then take a shit

2026-02-21 17:31:34 CET

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Thought you might want my help since I’m an expert in breaking toilets 🤷‍♀️😂

2026-02-21 17:22:27 CET

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I’m confused. This feels like a comeback, but is reading very much so like a compliment 😂

2026-02-21 17:20:54 CET

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The toes? I’m considering it. It’s the only way to stop the problem once and for all

2026-02-21 17:19:28 CET

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Sometimes I have all those tears at once

2026-02-21 17:19:08 CET

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Teach me!

2026-02-21 17:18:43 CET

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His trimming and my trimming are very different versions of the word

2026-02-21 17:17:45 CET

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Thats just male prostitution with a weird extra step

2026-02-21 17:15:14 CET

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Same. People are starting to talk 🤭🫂

2026-02-21 17:14:15 CET

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I need to sneak attack photo puzzitos’ toe claws and send them to you

2026-02-21 17:11:42 CET

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