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2026-08-03 07:38:07 UTC

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No, this one was called "Blaylock's Indie Playlist."
Hot hot heat was there (Bandages), and Destroyer, but other than that it had Devotchka, Mountain Goats, Spoon, Tiger Phone Card, The Shins, ummm... Some desert rock sounding band that has a cellist, and then about 40 others that I can't remember.

2026-08-03 07:22:04 UTC

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No way, that's nuts! I only heard of it because I downloaded a binch of random playlists once upon a time

2026-08-03 07:15:29 UTC

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Seriously? VU are a mainstay, I'm with you there. That'd be like saying your a smelly hipster for wearing a Pixies shirt
Anyway I like your style and would like to exchange artist/song recs, have you heard Polynesia by Mother Mother?

2026-08-03 06:31:03 UTC

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What's the penalty to use Chekhov's Gun if I'm not proficient?

2026-08-03 06:23:40 UTC

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(holding "Diners and Dungeons and Drivethroughs and Dragons and Dives" awkwardly)
Oh, but... We were...
Yeah, ok I'm in

2026-07-23 14:38:28 UTC

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the fuck is that supposed to mean?

2026-06-13 09:11:30 UTC

Crows and ravens are badass.
People go nuts over how smart they are, but neglect to mention how TOUGH they are.
Blasting wind, rain, and snow? Out there in it.
Triple digit heat? Wearing the same clothes but doesn't slow down.
They eat anything, they're agile for their sizes yet can still soar...just amazing birds.
Saw one with my kids at the Point Defiance zoo near Seattle, and with a high pitched but very human voice asked me "How ya doin." I was the only one who heard it, no one believed me, and I fucking KNOW that was on purpose and I respect the fuck out of that

2026-05-07 19:06:59 UTC

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:squirtlecool: C R Y P T I D C O R V I D :squirtle_jam:

2026-04-23 11:04:47 UTC

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first class that hit my screen:
I'll pass
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/453/683/018/274/961/original/0b7a1e8f505b35ac.png

2026-04-16 05:23:51 UTC

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unused things atrophy. True for skills, processes, things.

2026-04-06 04:33:50 UTC

so Fedi is an echo chamber, sez a recent unnamed toot. I see that too.
But then they go on to say we should stop bullying fucking assholes (people with "other" viewpoints, like AI shills) and letting them play in our jungle gym.
The toot has already got tons of replies, but I just wanted to say:
No. Fuck you. This community is chock full of people from marginalized communities, and any push to get us to "open up" to people with "different viewpoints" that include fucking fascist autocorrect bots that are shredding the net to devour it is just fucking stupid.
I don't give a shit if Fedi grows. I rather like being a place where people from famous artists like Micheal Whelen, to community instigators like VantaBlack and PhoenixSerenity feel comfortable interacting with everyone directly.
The people most in favor of this fucking nonsense have a HUGE idealogical overlap with those who burn crosses, so to speak.
If that means we stay small? Good. Fuck outta here. If we disagree with you to the point we get savage at you, YOU DON'T DESERVE TO BE HERE

2025-12-28 17:05:57 UTC

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Spider: The Video Game https://share.google/zz4ZbLEduLbrrqwug

2025-11-24 23:04:52 UTC

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Y'all I have been reading this wall of text and retained none of it because I've been dying to share a favorite image from the old net the very first toot brought to mind
Welcome to the peep show
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/607/160/184/953/108/original/496e37e9f9f175fe.jpg

2025-10-22 15:44:09 UTC

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I took two of those drinks yesterday and don't even have a colonoscopy scheduled
I just wanted to party

2025-10-02 21:33:59 UTC

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The way into my girlfriend's bed was fully cleared when I made a horrific Charlie Kirk joke
And her way into mine, to tell the truth

2025-09-11 04:37:20 UTC

IDGAF if I have to get up at 4 for work tomorrow, I'm getting cantankerhoused, listening to Radiohead, getting some puff on, and celebrating the perfectly administered dose of hot lead to an absolute monster for my birthday
Tomorrow I will eat red velvet cake and channel Gilbert Gottfried

2025-09-08 02:40:48 UTC

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And even more important, when there is no possible good choice, we can pick whichever path is the funniest since all options suck anyway, and I think that's beautiful

2025-08-10 00:24:55 UTC

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hey, Gen ai can be accurate after all

2025-08-07 04:20:58 UTC

Any vets mind reaching out?
I fucked up
I went to far into the bad memories and I'm freaking out a little bit
Edit: I just need some bland reassurance from someone who's been through the loss of a friend, not just vets
Edit: thank you all. You helped my come back to earth enough to remember I AM WEARING A BRACELET WIT THE VETERAN'S CRISIS PHONE NUMBER ON IT lol
I called, I talked to a wonderful person who helped me re-cage, get my head space and timing back within regs, and scheduled a followup call
Crazy how fast you can go from being on top of the world to absolutely buried under it.
Im ok now, thank you all so, so much

2025-07-26 05:24:34 UTC

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Polynesia by Mother Mother is an absolute treasure trove of odd rhymes, and also a certified banger
"I'm on the sea / I've got a mermaid staring back at me / I say "Why don't you come up top, you can flip-flop while we cruise the Florida Keys"
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=_rpEz0YubDM&si=_TQIvqOyp0bBe12_

2025-07-23 04:40:53 UTC

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I wasn't kidding when I told you I freaking love Summer (the dog, not the season)
You make the bitter slag chip off of my coarse, welded heart. Always remember you are the blissful 0 on my "Fedi favorite anxiousness scale"

2025-07-19 00:22:03 UTC

People who confuse entomology and etymology bug me in ways I don't know how to put into words

2025-07-17 23:26:38 UTC

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Man, quit putting words in my mouth. I never said the OBJECTIVE SCIENCE OF ECOLOGY is faith based, or anything like that. Making it more "faithy" by adding religious overtones. THAT is what I object to.
Religious. Overtones. Full stop.

2025-07-17 22:13:55 UTC

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THAT chicanery. Gospel. Taking things on faith. Magical thinking helped get us here

2025-07-17 18:35:12 UTC

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You dress a noble goal in the trappings of chicanery, and chicanery will follow. Join a reputable NGO?

2025-07-11 15:31:37 UTC

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I feel like that is a gross mischaractarization of their stance and you know it.

2025-06-15 23:35:09 UTC

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Ainsley's cool, I've seen them around. They're fierce, and good

2025-06-15 23:31:07 UTC

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The cowards, you mean? Yeah, I know them. "I never leave the house without it!" Or "What do you mean you don't carry with a round chambered?!"

2025-06-15 23:19:56 UTC

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yeah. In a magic world where that could be guaranteed, yes.
Hope I'd still get to practice with air guns though, I really enjoy it

2025-06-15 23:16:17 UTC

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Gun owner here. I love marksmanship training, and even though I carry one most of the time I am fully of the opinion that there is probably no situation you can't make worse by bringing out a gun.
I carry one because I have a trans kiddo, kids both have trans friends. We get targeted and there's nothing else left to do, the kids bail with the car while I buy time

2025-06-15 13:50:45 UTC

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y'know, buffing floors is kinda fun ngl

2025-06-15 13:44:10 UTC

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Whoooooah, you guys GO AT IT
We do 20" steps, no stomps, minimal arm swing, all very low-key

2025-06-15 13:36:12 UTC

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US Military marches do not have any exaggerated foot or hand motions. It's a slightly crisp walk.

2025-06-09 16:47:39 UTC

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I had one and loved it. 4 doors for more contracted workers amiright

2025-06-07 21:24:32 UTC

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I JUST posted about making anti-car caltrops, hang on...
Edit: here it is https://beige.party/@TeflonTrout/114642404101212428

2025-05-07 11:33:54 UTC

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... Is that a Tuxcart machine in the background? Baller

2025-04-07 21:51:24 UTC

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https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/part-one-how-tainted-human-blood-became-a-major-u-s-export/id1373812661?i=1000700727704

2025-04-07 15:31:46 UTC

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Hillary's stupid power grab helped put us here in the first place, and made money selling blood from prisonersin Arkansas prisons taken with dirty needles. She's been a piece of shit since they were state level

2025-03-18 21:50:56 UTC

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CHIRP.

2025-03-15 19:35:48 UTC

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...
That's just like, your opinion, man
The better take is "she should have been wearing that sweater with the hood up and approached directly from the blind spot on the side"
Nazis don't participate in the social contract, and should be excluded from its norms
And before you go saying "the owner might not be a nazi, they might just like the car" consider the person who didn't much like slavery, but still bought cotton from the slave holding plantations. That person would be by action pro slavery, just like all owners of cyber trucks are pro nazi by action.
If you can afford that much money for a truck that can't truck, you can afford to get rid of it.

2025-02-10 15:28:05 UTC

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Thank you for confirming what we already knew: Rich people get dumber the more wealth they accumulate
They also get more dangerous, we need more Luigi in pur lives

2025-01-11 15:47:35 UTC

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BtB fan? That's an insta follow on top of everything else. Love it

2024-12-22 14:27:18 UTC

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We're bringing up the artillery then, are we? <pours fizzy orange flavored energy drink powder into peppermint tea>

2024-12-19 18:31:17 UTC

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How long before you started forwarding his messages to his spouse

2024-12-06 20:04:11 UTC

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OH SHIT, you can't get banned for posting The Gif here! I never thought of that. What's my imgur password....

2024-12-01 15:17:04 UTC

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Costco does it, local tire shops *might*. Also, if you get a flat just using normal air is not an issue, just worry about replacing it later when you are safely mobile again

2024-11-17 02:33:10 UTC

Sorry folks I can't stop
I have an average bunch of coconuts (deedily-dee)
#MakeASongOrPoemSuperficial
#HashtagGames

2024-10-15 13:44:05 UTC

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I'd have a pristine restored 1984 Honda CRX with either an electric swap, or electronic fuel injection added. Probably the latter.
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/113/311/742/560/836/508/original/f8481048daf5342c.jpg

2024-10-15 04:31:06 UTC

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Snek warm, move for us

2024-09-12 15:59:17 UTC

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I'm at 8 years on my gaming PC, my ultimate goal is 15. Your story reminds me it's probably time to renew my thermal paste though- I'm checking my CPU Temps this weekend! Thank you for this post

2024-09-10 03:58:18 UTC

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motherfucker

2024-08-22 14:17:05 UTC

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That is pretty damn cool though

2024-07-06 15:02:55 UTC

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Where's my guillotine oil

2024-06-16 00:57:31 UTC

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Dgar, if I'd known you in school I'd have bothered to actually learn the theory behind what I was playing. Holy crap you dorks are amazing :clap: