A journalist in NYC. Also a goat. He/him or they/them (no preference)
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Last Notes npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol I'm supposed to say something here about this guy's curls-on-one-side, single-pigtail-on-the-other hairdo, but I find myself completely unequal to the task. npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol The commandant's outfit is fitting worse in every scene npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol The future will be jorted. npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol That's always how I wake my friends, by sticking my finger directly in their belly button. npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol bird guy bad man? Didn't see it coming npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol With the information from the last scene that none of these characters are bathing, imagine the smell in this room right now. npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol "We all oath that no one breathes a whisper about this" is some impressive verb laundering npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol Oh I've seen this anime! And then he's gonna slam both his hands down on the circle and try to bring his mom back to life. npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol That's rough when you have your bracelet-holding privileges revoked. It's a piece of jewelry designed to not leave the body. npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol They also serve, those who stand at the doorway of the sheriff's office and scream "GET OFF THE STREETS!" npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol No bassist I know would drop an upright like that, even if they were threatened by a Giant Spider npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol *pounding fists on table* SPI - DER - DANCE! SPI - DER - DANCE! npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol That man is 38 years old npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol He really was like "I wanna take you to spider cave but it's #monsterdon tonight." npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol "SEYMOUR! Did you store the dessicated husk of a giant car-tripping spider in the gymnasium?" npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol These are high school teachers. npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol I mean, this was filmed at Carlsbad Caverns. And they charge admission at that place and they don't even got no giant spider. npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol No gas masks for Hose Assisters! npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol That's her father? Did he look like this when he was alive? npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol You know, normally I scoff at the skeptical cop in a monster movie. But after last week and that cop whose name I already forgot who just instantly believed everything you told him? I think I prefer skepticism. npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol We join the police of the abstract shapes squad as they interrogate the suspects in the serial decubing case. npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol I really can't get over how much this looks like something in a children's museum play area npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol They fell into the Disneyland Swiss Family Robinson Treehouse npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol Sorry, that stalactite hates dads npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol What are you more scared of? npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol I found his favorite construction paper hat npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol You're saying The Spider set a tripwire for cars? #monsterdon npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol I remember a few times I passed notes in school. I never really had anything to say, I just saw people doing it on TV all the time and wanted to see whether it was something you could actually do. npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol That concludes our demonstration of the magic pencils. npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol "Hey wake up, this is Mike, remember?" is also the name of his podcast npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol Now that's the look of a man who's proud of his pickup's leather upholstery. npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol *reads the Tubi description* Oh, Rural Teens is in this one? npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol Oh he's got a USB battery for his sonic screwdriver npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol Let me list the important factors of this film. npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol Did anything that happened since the first convent scene matter? The cage freakout? The secret army base? The motel sex? Is there any reason we couldn't have just gone right to this part on the first go around? npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol "I wish I could tell you but I can't" was a satisfying answer for everyone involved apparently npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol Also we're getting security exclusively from henchmen from the Adam West Batman tv series. npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol The proper term for a group of Chrisophers Lee is "an omen." As in "This convent appears to actually be a zoo for an omen of Chrisophers Lee." npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol He thought that Woolworth's line was so fucking funny. npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol Convent of Saint Catherine is the winner of "Worst Topiary - Los Angeles Archdiocese" three years running. npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol I kinda like this movie's restrained style and that it's showing, not telling. But nothing has happened since Christopher Lee killed a restaurant before the credits. npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol Say volcano three times and he appear npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol I went to the wikipedia page to see if it had info on where that tracking shot through the NASA construction bay was filmed. It didn't, and I accidentally saw a pretty ridiculous spoiler for how the film ends. All I'm gonna say is brace yourselves. npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol That was actually a pretty cool shot, but it owes a lot to the fact that for some reason NASA let them film in one of their buildings. npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol They must have gotten really bad audio from that party npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol Don't talk to me or my Large Earth Disruption ever again npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol Okay, no, I'm putting my foot down here. I know Star Trek noises when I hear them and there are definitely some Star Trek noises in this mix. npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol You skipped the food part for more computer touching????? npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol The floor-to-ceiling bannisters are useful in case someone tries to drive a moped through your living room. npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol Guy hasn't said a word to his wife since the Eisenhower administration npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol It looks like he cut off half of his face while shaving and then covered it up with toilet paper npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol "You would die, but not me. I'm wearing a shirt." npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol I don't know if it's the pointless asides or the wooden acting or the sudden railroading of conversations by unseen wildlife, but this is reminding me a lot of Birdemic. npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol That's a totally normal reaction to hearing a theremin. npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol I went through an entire bushel of broccoli making this map npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol I presume there's going to be a moment when the movie being called In the Year 2889 will make total sense npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol This movie is on track to add a new character every 2 and a half minutes npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol Whenever I'm feeling depressed I stare longingly at my portrait of Anne Haney npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol Those curtains are made out of a special space-age radiation-blocking material called linen npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol Let's go inside for some light piano mourning and shoulder touching npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol New York, Paris, Moscow ... I'm sure there are other locations probably npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol Wrench-ins? Are they making this pronunciation of roentgen up or did Chernobyl lie to me? npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol Well already it looks and sounds like garbage, so great start npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol In case you don't have the subtitles on, this is God talking. npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol He shot the ceiling and then the door could be opened. There's a reason for everything. npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol I think the movie is overstating the maneuverability of motorcycles in a municipal building. npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol One #nipplewatch #monsterdon npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol Why would the war be back on if they're not in there? Why would getting their location incorrect change anything? npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol Casting agent 1: Great news everyone, we signed Malcolm McDowell for the villain role. npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol What a tragic waste of Malcolm McDowell. npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol As a director who mostly worked with scripts he did not write during his long career, I think it interesting that almost half of the films where he did come up with the story began with "Class of" and involve killer high school teachers. npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol "Get those Blackhearts! Don't look out the window though!" npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol My homework's on the freight train. npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol Evil drives a Ford Taurus npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol Let's add to that list the existence of a "faculty address book." npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol This movie really asks you to suspend your disbelief with wild concepts like an outdoor high school cafeteria in Seattle. npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol I was wrong about the Tim and Eric thing. He looks like him, but sadly he died years before Tim and Eric was a thing. npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol oh lol, Stacy Keach is evil eyes mullet man. I don't know how I didn't make the connection sooner. Oh wait now I know why. Because I think of him as the dad from Titus and in this he has evil eyes and a mullet. npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol There's a guy with literal evil eyes, and my brain is still rejecting the idea that Malcolm McDowell might not be the ultimate antagonist in this film. npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol ... I'll need to check imdb, but I think this history teacher went on to become one of the regular Weird Old Men who always show up in Tim and Eric sketches. npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol When I took this job monitoring the software of cyborg super-teachers designed to beat up children, I didn't think I was getting involved in anything wrong! npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol Malcolm McDowell is gonna pickle jar this kid's head. npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol I'll say one good thing about the movie, the protagonist's outfit looks cool as hell. npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol I think even in the free fire zone, this is gonna get you some public comments at the next school board meeting. npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol I can't get over the cyborg internal UI making dot matrix printer noises. npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol Discipline restored with some light shoving and footplay. npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol It feels like someone watched the school scenes from Akira and was like "I can recreate that with $25" npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol I'm gonna hold off on looking up more info on this movie until it's over. I can see where it's referencing the youth crime discourse of when it came out, I'm just struggling to figure out what side the filmmakers were on. npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol He hates car roofs! npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol *brandishes a bag full of ballpoint pen caps* Wanna get high? npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol Is that Malcolm McDowell? No matter what era of his career you see him in, he always looks 65. npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol "You see, if you say their names, they say 'One Million Megabytes' and stretch the skin off their skull. We're proud of that feature." npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol NOW THAT'S A MULLET npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol Boston of course doesn't make the list of major cities due to the Chowder Wars of '95 #monsterdon npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol Taking a Golden Idol break to #monsterdon npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol As someone who writes headlines for a living it's good to see a pro at the top of their game. npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol It would've been cool if Odo could split into multiple smaller versions of himself. I'd love to get scenes of what this would look like with 90s fx tech. Multiple composited rene auberjonoises acting on his knees. Woulda been great. npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol It's just every goddamn day, someone in my personal or professional life is like "just use AI for it" and I don't. fucking. want. to. npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol "this phone is too thick!" - have never said once npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol I did look up "Eat My Shorts" on the Simpsons wiki earlier to see when it first appeared in the show and the wiki does cite this movie and The Breakfast Club as the two places the phrase appeared in media pre-Simpsons. #monsterdon
