War and Peas 🧿

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Website: https://warandpeas.com
Shop: https://warandpeas.shop
All Links: https://warandpeas.start.page
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/warandpeas

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2026-07-24 14:01:07 UTC

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2026-04-26 15:30:18 UTC

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Like most artists on the internet, we're trapped in a cycle of creating content for free while hoping someone eventually notices we're slowly selling off furniture to buy art supplies.
If you've enjoyed our comic enough to read to the end of this sentence, consider supporting us on Patreon.
You'll get exclusive content featuring characters making even worse life choices than we do: https://www.patreon.com/warandpeas

2026-04-26 15:30:17 UTC

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2026-04-25 20:51:43 UTC

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Yes! His experiment is the reason we are doing this!

2026-04-25 20:22:03 UTC

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2026-04-25 20:21:30 UTC

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We know we have posted this comic a couple of days ago. We're just curious what you prefer: *4 panels in one image* or *panel by panel" posts?
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2026-04-25 20:20:19 UTC

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2026-04-23 12:17:27 UTC

If you don't read, you don't know how to live. Happy World Book Day everybody!
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2026-04-21 16:34:03 UTC

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2026-04-21 12:14:59 UTC

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2026-04-17 15:39:04 UTC

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2026-04-15 14:45:09 UTC

Greeting cards will never go out of style.
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2026-04-14 16:30:33 UTC

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Are reading this on the toilet? Nice!
Are you reading this on the toilet AT WORK? You're a legend.
Are you reading this on the toilet AT WORK, WHILE CRYING, and the comic is the ONLY thing that has CHEERED YOU UP ALL DAY? You are precious and the reason we're doing this!
PS: If you're on the toilet at work and you're the CEO:
https://www.patreon.com/warandpeas

2026-04-14 16:30:32 UTC

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2026-04-05 15:15:08 UTC

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2026-04-03 09:15:05 UTC

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2026-04-02 10:44:47 UTC

God, I love Mastodon. This place is so much better.

2026-04-01 06:45:07 UTC

Book Birthday! Our book "Hi, Earth" is turning one today!
If you want to read it, you can get it from any book store and our online shop (signed even!) :)
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2026-03-31 06:00:41 UTC

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2026-03-30 14:45:12 UTC

Felt honky might delete later
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2026-03-29 16:15:12 UTC

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2026-03-29 16:15:12 UTC

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Everyone says making a living as comic artists is impossible. But it's not. Every time a reader decides to support our work by becoming a Patron, it gets us one step closer to our goal. Our goal to deliver that much needed comic relief.
Spend a minute of your day with us, laugh with us, revel in the absurdity of the world with us. We promise to keep going, if you promise to keep reading – and supporting us.
https://www.patreon.com/warandpeas

2026-03-27 14:13:04 UTC

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2026-03-26 06:45:02 UTC

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2026-03-24 13:15:27 UTC

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2026-03-24 13:15:27 UTC

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The internet loves free stuff, but free often means unpaid for creators.
Webcomics are the result of untold hours of labor. Patreon is what bridges the gap between „free“ and „fair.“ By supporting us, you’re keeping this wild, weird thing alive.
You're making the internet a bit more fair. Thank you for being part of it.
https://www.patreon.com/warandpeas

2026-03-23 18:41:32 UTC

Happy World Bear Day! #worldbearday
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2026-03-22 16:45:05 UTC

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2026-03-21 15:30:15 UTC

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2026-03-21 15:30:15 UTC

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You scroll past these comics to escape stress, but on the other side, creators are drowning in it. Platforms profit from our work, but we see none of it.
Patreon is the difference between creating out of love and creating out of desperation.
If you've ever laughed, smiled, or felt less alone because of our comics, know this: Your support means the world to us.
Thank you for being part of the story and helping us keep creating what we love.
https://www.patreon.com/warandpeas

2026-03-20 15:01:28 UTC

Just found our very first Patreon plug again 🤠
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2026-03-17 17:15:09 UTC

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2026-03-15 16:45:05 UTC

https://warandpeas.com
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2026-03-12 14:52:06 UTC

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She grew fascinated, frantically scribbling notes. Now she's launching her own Patreon for vegan potions.
And we think that's beautiful.
PS:
https://www.patreon.com/warandpeas

2026-03-12 14:52:06 UTC

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During our last cemetery séance, a wicked witch appeared in a cloud of smoke with a ghastly offer: Stop drawing comics forever, and she'd grant us a living wage.
We looked at each other and cackled maniacally: "Begone, foul temptress! Our patrons are the ones we answer to!"
We told the witch: thanks to our Patreon subscribers, we ARE making a living with comics!

2026-03-12 14:52:05 UTC

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2026-03-03 15:13:04 UTC

There is a condition affecting cartoonists at truly alarming rates that the medical establishment has chosen to ignore. It's called Tree-Deficiency.
Our Patreon's Tree Hugger™️ level exists to fix this. You can directly fund our prescription: one tree hug per month, per artist, documented and delivered to you as photographic proof. Real bark. Real arms. Real awkward human-tree contact, captured for your peace of mind.
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2026-03-01 16:45:07 UTC

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2026-02-26 16:56:03 UTC

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2026-02-24 15:45:08 UTC

Let’s face it: You were put on this earth to shake what your mama gave you, but instead, you’re staring at a spreadsheet, wondering how many more years until retirement.
We understand your pain and distilled it into this glittering, holographic sticker that’s equal parts tragic and iconic.
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2026-02-22 16:45:07 UTC

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2026-02-19 14:15:11 UTC

You snooze, you lose (forever)
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2026-02-17 18:13:03 UTC

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2026-02-14 14:48:04 UTC

Happy V-Day
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2026-02-13 17:51:03 UTC

Happy Friday 13th!
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2026-02-12 17:15:11 UTC

Leftist lunatics trying to defend Democracy
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2026-02-11 16:20:01 UTC

Happy International Day of Women and Girls in Science!
#InternationalDayofWomenandGirlsinScience
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2026-02-08 16:15:08 UTC

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2026-02-05 15:38:03 UTC

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2026-02-05 15:38:03 UTC

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2026-01-28 15:24:39 UTC

Everyone is looking for the fountain of youth–but dare we say, we probably found it.
It’s a fact, that laughter extends your life. Nothing rejuvenates the mind, body, and soul like a good chuckle. And we mean that whole-hearted laughter that comes from actual human-made art, not whatever algorithm-generated slop is currently clogging your feed like arterial plaque.
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2026-01-26 15:53:03 UTC

https://warandpeas.com/2019/01/27/underwear/
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2026-01-20 15:33:05 UTC

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One of the things we fear the most, is writer’s block. What do we do if the lights go out? If the babbling brook of jokes dries up. And we’re left at our desks, in the dark. It’s something we know can happen, and its a daunting reality of creative work.
Something that helps us calm down is knowing you have our backs. And when we have a bad week, things will still be there when we pick up our pens again.

2026-01-20 15:33:05 UTC

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That's why supporting artists matters. It helps them through good and bad. Thanks for sticking with us!
https://www.patreon.com/warandpeas

2026-01-20 15:33:04 UTC

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2026-01-18 19:00:27 UTC

#comic #webcomic #comedy #darkhumor #funny
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2026-01-02 14:03:04 UTC

It’s that time of the year again, where everybody says things like, “it’s that time of the year again.” Let’s take a look at the best comics of the past 12 months and review the year!
Well, we all witnessed an interesting year. There was good, there was bad, and there was downright ugly. While humanity seems hellbent on collectively speedrunning toward extinction, we see ourselves as the fiddlers on the Titanic.
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2025-12-24 13:41:04 UTC

Happy Holidays everybody!
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2025-12-21 16:07:03 UTC

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2025-12-14 17:15:07 UTC

Christmas Chainsaw Massacre
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2025-12-13 17:15:08 UTC

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Money is stupid, but we need it to live. Please consider donating to our Patreon to keep this comic alive and kicking!
We're 100% sure you'll have a great time getting all the secret comics, exclusive downloads, and watching BTS footage. See you there?
https://www.patreon.com/warandpeas

2025-12-13 17:15:07 UTC

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https://warandpeas.shop

2025-12-09 14:45:10 UTC

This year, skip the generic. Seek out the unique, the handmade, the weird and wonderful. Buy a comic book, a print, a piece of art that speaks to you. Give something with soul.
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