satoshischef
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I have the @nprofile…adv3 game, new, sealed in box. I wish for someone that will enjoy it to have it. ♟️
If you send sats for shipping, it's yours. 📦 Probably 30,000 sats or so. DM on simpleX to coordinate.
https://smp17.simplex.im/a#bc5d60GOcI9iozSgIkvXUc4EDxEFNqstVVaJ4izM_So
https://blossom.primal.net/e963da14ce369c1742ffbc40574b160c6376ef640150575a5303020e34506789.png

2026-05-15 20:50:11 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/671f69aee6eb9a7a43532d6cf6d2fc9df3ee42fc993ec5cf3e40d2a2257dd7fc.jpg

2026-05-15 19:24:52 UTC

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Crunch is my favorite too 🫘

2026-05-15 19:19:29 UTC

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https://www.takemysats.com/nostr-value-pack/products/value-pack-1
Links display differently on each client.

2026-05-15 19:09:11 UTC

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Northern california coast 🌊

2026-05-15 12:24:59 UTC

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🎶 It's in the wrong frequency 🌀
Control, obey. 🕶️

2026-05-14 19:13:09 UTC

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😆😆

2026-05-14 00:17:20 UTC

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Recently a friends baby 👶 had a reaction when she introduced peanut butter. I asked to see the suspect jar 🤨. Explained it was prob not the peanuts 🥜, more likely the random hydrogenated oils...
https://blossom.primal.net/e222090eeaa362394e228fc9a36040dd773fbf506557e44e78453888d3b138eb.png

2026-05-09 13:22:29 UTC

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We share/rotate farm pickups with 1 other family, so half is mine 😁

2026-05-09 12:43:33 UTC

Grand rising! Friday's milk pickup. 🐄
Am I doing it right @nprofile…a6ag? 🥛😆
https://blossom.primal.net/88ae19cebbe2101182ba408c36c6538e9c6276a04a9cd861f296dcb964dbd65d.jpg
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2026-05-08 22:48:16 UTC

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What is going on!!!

2026-05-08 19:10:09 UTC

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I cross post from stacker.news

2026-05-08 00:49:40 UTC

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🫒 woohoo 💚

2026-05-08 00:47:36 UTC

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A few lucky bitcampers 🏕️ get to sample @nprofile…4yf9 this weekend 🫒 @nprofile…7x4g
https://blossom.primal.net/2070d41e806c17e74f7c4aa22d681b973b939fc664974692af2453d929ac4474.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/bfde63cbfe4c115b59b04162554bba7b363d47e9ea5aa508bad35f7477e61105.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/a8979626b96a804b7306f5e36faa9174a40545760fb1f1c478cd4e4e21787706.jpg
#nevent1q…6wpg

2026-05-06 01:52:51 UTC

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Oregano oil as @nprofile…nv3j would tell me! 🌿 Tsp of baking soda🥤 helps too.

2026-05-05 23:55:22 UTC

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@nprofile…4tfq has helped to reduce my blue light exposure. 🙌 https://blossom.primal.net/ae0a2d1228e4b637e4b216466b14cd292bb85962dfb48e9570b220bdd7cda597.jpg
https://yakihonne.com/article/s/[email protected]/1463042

2026-05-04 17:09:42 UTC

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Good afternoon, sent you a DM on simpleX

2026-05-03 22:15:29 UTC

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👍👍

2026-05-03 15:03:15 UTC

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Add lots of baking soda

2026-05-02 22:38:36 UTC

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You have given me much to think over!! 👀😃🤔💓
I typically add 4 grams of cacao 🫘 to my milk/coffee/water🥛and consume this beverage 3 x per day ☕. I am noticing many benefits! I will continue to experiment 🧪🔬 and increase my dose to see about desired effects.
This is so fun haha.

2026-05-02 16:38:52 UTC

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Thank you! How many grams of cacao per serving is recommended (for a therapeutic dose)? As I prepare for batch #2, I will adjust the ingredient ratios. 🙂🥥☕🌶️
Sounds like the El Classico will also need less sweetener. 👍

2026-05-02 16:07:55 UTC

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Did you do any full moon cacao ceremonies?
https://blossom.primal.net/98aad9c0c96345d553150119d6a138260cb1d49e54deb19cb04db49b3b574250.jpg

2026-05-01 20:51:28 UTC

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🥰 🌕 🌄 🍫 😅

2026-05-01 15:48:00 UTC

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All mixes were made with La Reserva cacao. Thank you 💗 for asking! (https://zap.cooking/s/xki0ru)
I have not experimented with El Classico Cacao yet, please lmk if you have any suggestions, it will be arriving soon!!!
The Chai-Spiced Cacao with Cayenne Mix contains about 3 - 4 grams of cacao per suggested serving (1 tablespoon).
If you have any feedback I am glad to continue the discussion!
https://blossom.ditto.pub/2cc33b7e6e8b1688a85ea69788780cc8e8411dd39ea4d7d4de98016527d25b0e.jpeg

2026-05-01 15:34:06 UTC

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I am getting stronger with fewer reps and weights by exercising outside. I have been completeling daily ring exercises on a tree, less than 20 min a day and I am toning up quickly. Might also be all the @npub1jx7…2c49 I am consuming!!

2026-05-01 15:25:31 UTC

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Cheers, to the ultimate flow state ⛵

2026-05-01 15:22:46 UTC

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Thank you @npub1uzt…qtrh 🙂
https://blossom.primal.net/47e5bd8b3aea7507589a861cc1c84ca77c135e1eda3fd7a5509dada0e15e7429.jpg

2026-05-01 01:11:25 UTC

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$5 here as well, haven't paid that much since I was in California. Must be $8 for them...

2026-04-30 04:42:09 UTC

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This is what winning looks like! 🔥

2026-04-29 18:48:39 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/f65f5e335f8599dc36dc1aebd7b05dfbb751cccd921d03ab463b903636d097e3.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/92e2bd98c42290d8771e1f2523369a028018be80c6166dc251a2299a487edb7a.jpg
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I am full of energy today 😃🤸
* Prepared 🦴 marrow and homemade broth🍲
* Reset the 🏠🧹
* Gathered more wild edible mushrooms 🍄
* Chatted with @nprofile…7x4g about some awesome @nprofile…3t8t products coming up 🍷

2026-04-28 14:58:08 UTC

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Natalie's podcast was one of my firsts, great starting point.

2026-04-28 14:38:46 UTC

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The fed was created on a sacrifice alter at Jekyll island, so def a spiritual component.

2026-04-28 03:25:37 UTC

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https://zap.cooking/recipe/naddr1qvzqqqr4gupzqfrq2tph3qhcrhy7kvpry44paengqf8cf9x3gdln4yafyg0yk0gkqq4xx6rpdykhxurfvdjkgttrv93kzmedu2vf2tthd96xsttrv9uk2mnwv5klp8uvkmhm3rczchlnh
https://zap.cooking/recipe/naddr1qvzqqqr4gupzqfrq2tph3qhcrhy7kvpry44paengqf8cf9x3gdln4yafyg0yk0gkqqjxxmmrdah82apdvdskxct094mkjarg943k7cm0de6hgttdd9kxkt0sn7j62ax4rhd

2026-04-28 03:20:36 UTC

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https://zap.cooking/s/j19w02
https://zap.cooking/s/3l3bwv

2026-04-27 21:47:24 UTC

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When I am signed into zap.cooking, via Nos2x, all my recipes appear. If I look at my zap.cooking profile in the browser while not signed in, they disappear. Also, are you US based? Would you like to try our cacao? I'll send you some v4v! ☕
https://image.nostr.build/6386761dd8f0ddaa620069b44bcbc930d30f607f69f80a42b054c4417c0cb6fe.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/b6d1716e9df41a8dd813e6c6702646bd06868b223256c377840c266be7da4272.jpg

2026-04-27 20:27:09 UTC

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Cool tip, I'll try it. I started buying evian in the glass bottles on my last trip. Finally decided I could not drink the airport refill machines any longer 💦

2026-04-27 19:38:28 UTC

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Barefoot

2026-04-27 18:43:00 UTC

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Hi Seth, I am having issues with notes/relays on various clients. Is there a comprehensive review for correcting such issues? 💖
Here is my recipe pack:
https://zap.cooking/s/krw9qk

2026-04-27 18:27:10 UTC

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🥹 lmk if you take any pre-orders

2026-04-27 18:26:10 UTC

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Oh my gosh!!! 💨

2026-04-26 05:17:54 UTC

@nprofile…c3kn storefront is live on nprofile1qqsgw4cv6ypk8hq293fkcttpehj584smh4nzmvmrljvxregkx9kwneq0zqq3f!!! 🙌🥳
https://www.takemysats.com/nostr-value-pack

2026-04-26 01:47:27 UTC

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Left a comment. 😊🤸‍♂️

2026-04-24 18:47:38 UTC

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Woah! Blackberry HODL bar? 🫐

2026-04-24 14:12:19 UTC

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Grand rising 🌞 I am from craving sourdough 🍞 🥲

2026-04-23 14:16:23 UTC

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Check out nic nac's, get the nicotine without the toxic fillers.

2026-04-22 22:05:22 UTC

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Have you tried Nic Nac's? Very simple ingredients.
#nevent1q…jlnw

2026-04-21 20:23:02 UTC

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Okay thanks, yeah I think its throwing up odd errors for people. I redeem the sats 1x per day.

2026-04-21 20:21:20 UTC

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Yeah! Lmk when you want to go again, we can trial a community fasting nostr event! 😄

2026-04-21 20:04:32 UTC

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Agreed! When I craft dessert, ect. 🥖🍨 with my own hands 🤲 from ingredients I sourced, it becomes something to consume in moderation compared with packaged, toxic sludge. 🤮

2026-04-21 17:14:37 UTC

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<3 the guitar! I also have fountain issues.
https://fountain.fm/episode/PzhzIzYeTSMIGNqlsrBB
#nevent1q…ur57

2026-04-21 16:55:46 UTC

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This was a high yield episode for me! A goal of my project, nostr value pack, is to make large public zaps. Gamify it 🎮 test the infrastructure 🕸️ zap leaderboard 📊
https://fountain.fm/episode/D1Z2oJExWQIqEmrg95TL
#nevent1q…c48j

2026-04-21 16:49:04 UTC

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Woah! Impressive!! Thank you for sharing. Finding what's sustainable is so 🔑 🌅

2026-04-21 16:43:20 UTC

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Are you using minibits?

2026-04-21 16:41:52 UTC

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Yes zaplocker in 📳, so the minibits zap is pending?

2026-04-21 14:55:34 UTC

The chai-spiced cacao 🍫 with cayenne mix ☕ includes the spices: ginger 🫚, cinnamon, cardamom, black pepper and cayenne 🌶️.
Warriors 💪 and priests 🧝‍♀️ of advanced civilizations 🗿 often flavored cacao with chili peppers ♨️. Stop by the #BullishMarket tonight to learn more!
Recipe: https://zap.cooking/s/xhbxgx
https://image.nostr.build/fdf49afe5fd5ec6deaf81860a93b62a6c18c37b42ffd4f256a7af2c95ab71673.jpg
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2026-04-21 02:38:05 UTC

72-hour fast 🚫🍦on starts Wednesday! Join in #fastr
Begin fast:
✨Wednesday sunrise ☀️4/22
Break fast:
✨ Saturday 4/25 (or beyond 💪)
The goal is to go as long as you can! I will be consuming an assortment of light liquids only🥛🍲☕;
https://blossom.primal.net/c41b760572a86589beafb0be2d194d2027726a1bfa4a97c69680113b64e059d1.jpg

2026-04-21 02:04:03 UTC

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Wow, laughter is the best medicine 🥲 as well as cold thermogenesis 🥶 🧊

2026-04-20 13:53:03 UTC

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Thanks @nprofile…m76u and @nprofile…wfkl. Always learning! 📖

2026-04-20 13:38:30 UTC

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Grand rising! Cold shower everyday! 🥶 What type of mediation do you prefer? 🕯️

2026-04-19 18:24:44 UTC

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Wish everyone had access to this 💧🫗

2026-04-19 14:53:21 UTC

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crunchy

2026-04-19 13:42:11 UTC

🌤️day #zapsnag 😄 small batch of cacao mixes made with @nprofile…a93j cacao! ☕
Zap this note 66,000 sats for two, 8 ounce mixes and DM what flavors you are interested in 🌶️🍦🥥 (see ingredients list on zap.cooking).
🌟Chai-Spiced Cacao w/ coconut powder & Vanilla beans
🌟Chai-Spiced Cacao w/ coconut powder & Cayenne
🌟Coconut Cacao
https://zap.cooking/user/npub1y3s99smcstupmj0txq3j26s7ue5qynuyjng5xle6jw5jy8jt85tq6kajjt
I will also have other varieties available at the Bullish Market on 4/21 in limited quantities!
#zapnag powered by @nprofile…ph3d wallet. 📲🤙
DM on SimpleX https://smp15.simplex.im/a#87dsSdueRSGQoJh2QfBBPnNrJprjN_vPA_Smxz8IGMc
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2026-04-18 19:45:55 UTC

Silly node 🍄 Saturday to keep me sane! 🫠😉 @nprofile…rlfc
https://image.nostr.build/aa5af3068dc6c1ce9177d55e3bf88fe4ca1e3bace8fe1f608aacd6083b652c70.jpg
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2026-04-18 19:22:57 UTC

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Hi, what wallet are you using?? Might be an interoperability issue, I have been receiving many ⚡

2026-04-18 12:25:54 UTC

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Toss in olive oil 🫒, survival seasoning, and salt 🧂. Cook in a single layer on a cast iron baking pan at 400 F (do not overlap, might be the culprit). Add about 2 tbsp of ghee onto the baking pan... this will help with the crisp 😃

2026-04-17 22:07:44 UTC

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So cool! This is the great work 💫

2026-04-16 17:18:30 UTC

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Do not buy grocery store eggs 🫡. I wish for 🐣 one day..
https://blossom.dreamith.to/42905c369f427417916ac488934eef68da6be389e1f6aa9dae1157bb5d60cf66.png

2026-04-16 01:59:30 UTC

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Try yakihonne, amythest, and ditto. When you encounter an issue, try another. You'll need an nsec signer like amber 👍

2026-04-16 01:54:58 UTC

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Interesting! I love my chef's 🔪 so I never grab the mandoline. Maybe I'll do some carmalized 🧅 tomorrow and practice with it.

2026-04-15 20:58:30 UTC

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Do you use any other clients?

2026-04-15 20:35:04 UTC

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Sweet! So just rehydrate, feed, and 🍞?

2026-04-15 20:31:53 UTC

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GM taxes are voluntary.

2026-04-15 20:13:35 UTC

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Consider attending Lake Satoshi! 🚣 #Lakesatoshi
You don't want to 💤🛌 on this. Get it on your 📆.
7/31/26 - 8/2/2026
https://www.lakesatoshi.com/annual-lake-satoshi-retreat #naddr1qv…epgh

2026-04-13 21:30:38 UTC

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@nprofile…7x4g is now connected to a @nprofile…se56 node in the cloud💭. I started a ⚡node and bought a private (non-routing) 3 million sat channel. 🗝️ Her LN address is now [email protected]. Rizful supports NWC (nostr-wallet connect) so Palmira removed her Primal and Yakihonne wallets and connected the NWC wallet instead. The switch was quick!⛓️‍💥
https://blossom.primal.net/4708d97d0d4dda43b8a5ce749e916310a04bc609ff2a67cb266352ad9d8d0375.jpg
#nevent1q…zust

2026-04-13 18:52:22 UTC

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Use SimpleX for now

2026-04-13 18:34:29 UTC

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I prefer to get my protein from raw dairy 🥛 how you absorb something also plays a role.

2026-04-13 00:19:37 UTC

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Mailing📫 out this custom Value Pack for a friend in the AM 🌄. I wish you to have one too! 🎁 Tune in on Sundays for a #zapsnag such as the one linked below!
#nevent1q…jlnw
https://image.nostr.build/090904cd685a3fa1fe53461ba4dc85af26e9b7088257e4f681f2239c75c2b34b.png

2026-04-12 23:53:45 UTC

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I have a jar of pennies I started saving about a year ago, not many in it lol

2026-04-12 20:53:03 UTC

Value Pack VP #4! #zapsnag weekend 😄
Zap this note *210,000 sats* and the VP is yours!
(US addresses only for now).
#zapnag powered by @Zeus wallet.
Today's pack contains my favorite basics 😉. These should be in stock at all 🕰️!
* 1 bottle of @nprofile…qwxs 🫒
* Orgonite 💎
* Beeswax candle @nprofile…5mqt 🐝
* 2 Ketolish beef jerky 🐄 @nprofile…pncj
* 2 nic nac's (made in USA 🗽) https://www.nicnac.com/
* @nprofile…c3zz 🧼 & 🧴
* 2 dead sea salt 🛀 soaks
* SATSCARD by Coinkite (unloaded 😅) https://satscard.com/
DM on SimpleX for questions, details, and shipping. https://smp15.simplex.im/a#87dsSdueRSGQoJh2QfBBPnNrJprjN_vPA_Smxz8IGMc
https://image.nostr.build/275e3c8291d52940f7ca22c4701a65ecd40d74d6860862d0d4300141e055c189.jpg

2026-04-12 19:27:16 UTC

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I love this!!

2026-04-11 20:39:46 UTC

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💖 @nprofile…0axp #survivalseasoning on my 🥔
https://image.nostr.build/9987aa1a5e11478d9dec5b54a5274d87d257461d90195807ef9b7faf549e3139.png

2026-04-11 19:54:16 UTC

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Or grand rising 🌞

2026-04-11 19:45:46 UTC

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My friend had his coinos hacked. 💥 He went to pay me and found almost 300,000 sats missing. 🫠

2026-04-11 01:45:16 UTC

What do you call a trio of @nprofile…4tfq 💻?
Grateful for @nprofile…lx9k for sharing her circadian knowledge.
Inspired to continue syncing with the ☀️ & 🌍.
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2026-04-11 00:49:43 UTC

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Installed yellow window film 💛 to block out neighbors toxic lights at night! 🌆
https://blossom.primal.net/6bf73ff6899dabc7efb23221b02eb02759277614f1e2ae27c14e320a55a48761.png

2026-04-10 03:25:39 UTC

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Can u share the episode this is clipped from 🙏

2026-04-10 03:21:57 UTC

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Many good deals on the market place

2026-04-10 01:44:12 UTC

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#nevent1q…cwxm

2026-04-10 01:25:39 UTC

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Trust but verify

2026-04-09 21:32:02 UTC

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https://smp15.simplex.im/a#87dsSdueRSGQoJh2QfBBPnNrJprjN_vPA_Smxz8IGMc
@nprofile…k9hq

2026-04-09 21:29:25 UTC

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Value Pack #Giveaway!
@nprofile…k9hq is the winner with the best meme🏆 DM on SimpleX to receive 🔐
#Zapsnag VP #4 broadcasts on ☀️ 4/12/26 🤸‍♂️
🙏 thanks @nprofile…huys
#nevent1q…269q
https://image.nostr.build/e7c434425d34db76519ed85622a3535bf678b78866ba4a53b2ded7b739963d31.jpg

2026-04-06 12:21:01 UTC

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Sending you some healing vibes by nprofile1qqsvh5hl9t99gemf4rdxktfcwmdy0gq7u6gz4r8qvz5423cmpwftz9sm8ffwc!
https://fountain.fm/track/jsivlSciddF1bhsejdOV

2026-04-05 18:12:40 UTC

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The heavy meat consumption will accrue negative karma on some level. 🌿

2026-04-05 17:54:15 UTC

Value Pack VP #3! Happy East 🐇☀️day🌷
#zapsnag
Zap this note *210,000 sats* and the VP is yours!
(US-based addresses only for now, since no 🚀distribution🌐⛓️‍💥).
#zapnag powered by @Zeus wallet thru #ZeusPay. All you need is @nprofile…u02p in your 📱
(ZeusLN.com)
DM on SimpleX for details: https://smp15.simplex.im/a#87dsSdueRSGQoJh2QfBBPnNrJprjN_vPA_Smxz8IGMc
Today's pack contains:
- Sample of Sat’s Oil 🫒
- Small Batch Steve seasoning 🥩
- Organite 💎
- 2 ACV 🛁
- 2 🧂🛀
- 1 Oshi bar
- 2 Orange Horizon 🐝 wax and 🥥 candle
- 1 small sage bundle 🌿
https://image.nostr.build/1907f2036d4a48803423ce63c954080c4eee68d3585ab96e0908ccc0b7bff3ee.jpg

2026-04-03 22:46:48 UTC

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Are you a bot?

2026-04-03 19:47:03 UTC

🐔 & 🍠 seasoned with @nprofile…0axp survival 🧂and always @nprofile…qwxs 🫒
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2026-04-01 14:40:52 UTC

Value Pack VP Giveaway! #giveaway
@nprofile…huys has been busy procuring top-notch circular economy goods for the next #zapsnag n-event. To raise awareness for the project we are giving away:
✨ Salt of the earth electrolytes
🧼 Soap Miner
🌿 Permanerd comfrey salve
🖌️ Bitpoppart sticker
How to win:
✅ Repost this note
✅ Post a meme in the comments about circular economy
#value4value
We will pick a winner in about 1000 blocks. Tune in on Sunday 4/5 for the release of VP#3.
https://image.nostr.build/e684f0873cf4691e9796e3e07fca2b3663b03a625151884b5ea5c6ba825837e5.jpg

2026-03-31 20:58:07 UTC

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Check out my new article 🙏 It displays 💻 best on primal or stacker.news https://stacker.news/items/1463042
@nprofile…uc70
@nprofile…d7jf
@nprofile…nudn
@nprofile…55kj
@nprofile…2eka
#naddr1qv…7nj0

2026-03-31 18:51:47 UTC

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walls of text are very hard to read, can you use memes and emojis too?