Daddy-O of the 7 Wonders

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2026-05-02 00:30:16 CEST

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@nprofile…l4kz @nprofile…zm7x
See, I'm not racist. I hate these white jackasses behaving like this in public just as much as I hate the black chimp outs.

2026-04-22 12:36:31 CEST

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@nprofile…d3qt @nprofile…f95v
Virginia is a lost cause. There's enough fraud in the Northern Virginia counties and Richmond to rival California & Minnesota, and the local GOP is as useless as clogged up shitter in a Taco Bell bathroom.

2026-04-17 21:04:02 CEST

Lena Horne had an impressive array of teeth.
Also . . . she's considered a black actress / singer? Go figure. . . .
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2026-04-15 22:11:26 CEST

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@nprofile…l4kz
Banana Peppers.

2026-04-15 22:11:16 CEST

I'm on a never-ending quest to find my kids' medical records which have been swallowed up into a big healthcare conglomerate which bought up our old pediatrician.
I've been trying to get these records since February 2nd.
The guy I'm on the phone with now sounds like Peter Lorre. So I guess that's at least one good thing about this debacle.
I hate the healthcare industry.

2026-04-15 17:29:27 CEST

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@nprofile…lsen
Again, jail is not an appropriate punishment. This idiot, through lack of self control and self centeredness, did real harm to all of his coworkers, caused millions in property damage, required at least 175 to put their lives at risk, and might create an economic ripple that could impact millions.
He's forfeited the right to be a part of society. This is a death penalty case.

2026-04-15 17:26:50 CEST

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@nprofile…sznm
The Women's Matrix is even more accurate than the Men's Matrix!

2026-04-14 16:46:09 CEST

In a strategic policy meeting. They just give a report to specifically talk about how the recent testing of AI tools revealed it was often inaccurate and wrong. To which the Senior Executive follows up with, "But please don't let this deter you from using our AI tools and integrating them into your workflow."
Some days the stupid is so stupid.

2026-04-14 16:10:44 CEST

Having a Senior Executive who thinks he's your buddy-buddy is pretty awful. The dude literally just said, "I'm not worried about the mission, I'm worried about taking care of you all."
If you're not worried about the mission, what the hell are you doing in charge?

2026-04-11 13:35:32 CEST

Not only is the Trump administration openly talking about drafting men to fight the stupid Iran war, they even had the foresight to wait until Canada turned itself into a Marxist hell hole run by Muslims, Indians, and MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+ so that there's nowhere to go to dodge the draft.
There are some days I really, sincerely hate the timeline I'm stuck in.

2026-04-09 16:06:07 CEST

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@nprofile…aamy
Far out.

2026-04-08 18:54:10 CEST

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@nprofile…xrfj
The Trump Derangement Crowd is so unhinged they would literally prefer nuclear war if it made Trump look bad. And I'm not exaggerating. Their hatred of Trump is the ONLY principle in their entire reality.

2026-04-07 16:51:53 CEST

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@nprofile…p4t6
The man must have taken an epic piss that day.

2026-04-07 15:56:39 CEST

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@nprofile…a77l
Huh. Never even heard of that one. Now I want to see Walter White as "Colt Arrow"! 😆

2026-04-07 15:14:34 CEST

I had forgotten that Hank Schrader spent his early years honing his police skills working alongside Murtaugh & Riggs in Lethal Weapon 2.
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2026-04-07 14:43:58 CEST

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@nprofile…xrfj
Anyone who legitimately thought even for a micro-second that Spanberger was a moderate or would govern as a moderate is too stupid to ever be allowed to vote in anything ever again for the rest of their lives. Their children, if they have any, should also be forbidden from voting for the rest of their lives.

2026-02-18 04:57:01 CET

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@nprofile…l4kz
Satya Nadella has done what some thought impossible. He's made Steve Ballmer look like a freakin' genius.

2026-02-18 04:37:53 CET

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@nprofile…whfu
At least the day is over.

2026-02-17 20:52:40 CET

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@nprofile…kgul
I didn't realize possums had moved into pet territory.

2026-02-17 04:51:13 CET

Tonight's Birthday Cake topper was a dog, but I themed it after the Mask movie the kids have been going on and on about ever since we watched it. I made a Mask for the dog out of play dough. It turned out pretty good.
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2026-02-15 12:13:50 CET

I was recommending the "snot sucker" to new parents long before it became popular. It's really a shame that the company decided to go this direction. Who on earth except for a degenerate idiot would think "sexualizing one's interactions with an infant is the way to sell our product"?
Some of this stuff is really perverted to an unthinkable degree. I won't be buying any of their products for expecting moms again.
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2026/02/just-tip-frida-baby-faces-explosive-boycott-scandal/

2026-02-15 04:36:18 CET

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@nprofile…q09u
Home looks like No Beer and No TV made him something something. . .

2026-02-15 04:35:00 CET

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@nprofile…7r0z
This AI has a promising future in the field of Federal Government Finance.

2026-02-15 04:32:19 CET

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@nprofile…7r0z
Don't get that glacier sauce on me. I don't like the way it tastes with my chicken wings.

2026-02-14 01:51:18 CET

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@nprofile…zm7x
OJ kidnapped Nancy Guthrie?!?

2026-02-13 23:17:55 CET

Happy Friday the 13th. Spider-Man vs. Jason.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyFrGPgMrpM

2026-02-13 23:14:30 CET

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@nprofile…fttt
Yes, I'm not SSPX either, but I hope they receive a new bishop(s) and reconciliation without being forced to compromise on their position. After seeing how some bishops have abused good Catholics who only want to celebrate the liturgical Tradition of the Church, I completely understand the need to have Traditionalist bishops who can provide top cover against those progressive misanthropes.
And sorry about your bishop. You currently have one of the absolute worst.
@nprofile…dlsx

2026-02-13 21:31:07 CET

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@nprofile…dlsx
It is foreign to those of us who grew up after V2. But that's sort of the problem. It SHOULDN'T be foreign to us. It's literally our own heritage and tradition. If you look around online, you can find episode 2 of "Mass of the Ages" which goes through the process and all the changes they made to the Mass "in the name of Vatican 2" often against the actual written documents of V2. It's eye opening to say the least.

2026-02-12 21:54:15 CET

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@nprofile…7r0z
They removed the video to replace it with the Biscuit Song. That's the new Rick Roll going forward.
@nprofile…z99d @nprofile…l4kz

2026-02-12 21:16:02 CET

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@nprofile…hqna
They definitely don't taste nearly as good as they used to.

2026-02-12 20:10:05 CET

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@nprofile…d3nc
I should add, I didn't watch it. I've never watched any Super Bowl Halftime show that I'm aware of. I just remember the headlines from that one incident.

2026-02-12 20:09:29 CET

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@nprofile…d3nc
The only thing I remember about any Super Bowl Halftime show ever is that there was one where someone, Justin Timberlake maybe?, pulled off Janet Jacksons top and there was a big kerfluffle about her nipple showing.
Seems pretty tame compared to where we are now.

2026-02-11 16:42:12 CET

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@nprofile…lsen
That looks like an awesome Halloween costume.

2026-02-11 04:17:23 CET

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@nprofile…ru3j
WTF? I feel like I'm on drugs.

2026-02-11 04:11:04 CET

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@nprofile…7r0z
Dude, stop posting pictures of me.

2026-02-11 04:08:56 CET

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@nprofile…w4wg
This might actually be my origin story.

2026-02-11 01:38:34 CET

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@nprofile…6449
A reason to get more sand?

2026-02-11 01:35:17 CET

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@nprofile…6449
Barely a start? Toxic pollution? Artificial whale shit? The Great Barrier of Queefs?

2026-02-11 01:33:33 CET

Hey, wasn't there something in some Epstein file about Stephen Hawkings watching midgets wrestles or something? Did any more of that news leak out?
Because that's just so crazy I can't help but be curious.

2026-02-11 01:31:36 CET

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@nprofile…z7z2
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2026-02-11 01:30:51 CET

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@nprofile…a77l
It definitely sounds like a club full of absolute wankers.

2026-02-11 01:30:09 CET

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@nprofile…q09u
Mouthwatering!

2026-02-11 01:28:21 CET

No offense meant to anyone here who might be a lawyer . . . but I truly, sincerely, and with the deep fibers of my very existence truly despite lawyers at this point in my life.

2026-02-10 22:48:57 CET

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@nprofile…lsen
Why is this a 40 minute long video of this asshat just standing there like an unsociable moron? This YouTube channel needs to "sum up" a lot more.

2026-02-10 22:41:53 CET

As dumb as this idea is, they would get one bonus point if they included a sequence where someone runs the ball back the entire length of the field by doing a zig zag pattern.
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2026-02-10 20:18:21 CET

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@nprofile…lsen
That's him sorted.

2026-02-10 19:08:44 CET

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@nprofile…7r0z

2026-02-10 18:59:11 CET

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@nprofile…7r0z
I thought the person was going to lose a thumb.

2026-02-10 18:21:36 CET

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@nprofile…7r0z
Not even ThunderCats?
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/047/484/765/986/408/original/9bd3c085f3f664dc.mp4

2026-02-10 18:20:09 CET

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/9t2SGndiHfE

2026-02-10 18:14:48 CET

Greg Kinnear is an underrated actor.
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2026-02-10 18:10:25 CET

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@nprofile…7r0z
You still watch cartoons?

2026-02-10 17:34:06 CET

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@nprofile…7r0z

2026-02-10 17:31:46 CET

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@nprofile…lsen
They published their logo of them wearing Crocs? That's hilarious in a really pathetic way.

2026-02-10 16:25:12 CET

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@nprofile…cz7d
This is the end state of feminism. Thanks, feminists.

2026-02-10 16:09:31 CET

How do you know what kind of GM Day it is?
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2026-02-10 08:07:49 CET

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@nprofile…nqy9
1 or 2?

2026-02-10 05:38:53 CET

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@nprofile…ru3j
Now I'm hungry for socks . . .

2026-02-09 21:15:13 CET

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@nprofile…hqna @nprofile…f6wy
Ditto.

2026-02-09 19:06:23 CET

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@nprofile…cp6s
That is one surprised tiger.

2026-02-09 18:04:56 CET

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@nprofile…qlu3
Cute commercial, but, yeah, kind of depressing because Broderick looks terrible.

2026-02-09 17:59:22 CET

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@nprofile…q8rs
What if he put up another skeleton next to it but with a girl's wig on?

2026-02-09 16:10:26 CET

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@nprofile…z99d
I can probably consistently do around 80-90 wpm without errors via touch typing - it's one of the few skills I learned in middle school that was actually valuable.
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2026-02-09 16:09:22 CET

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@nprofile…dlsx
So lame.

2026-02-09 16:05:31 CET

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@nprofile…z99d
That's pretty fast.
@nprofile…pjj0

2026-02-09 15:16:49 CET

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@nprofile…z99d
How fast is fast?
@nprofile…pjj0

2026-02-09 14:51:56 CET

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@nprofile…zchx
Are you smoking salt?

2026-02-09 14:44:50 CET

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@nprofile…aamy
Thanks for the reminder! I gotta pay my bills!!

2026-02-09 14:38:41 CET

I'd say that I wished the NFL would implode and go away, but I know they could've brought everyone named in the Epstein Files up onto the stage at Half Time, given them Medals of Honor and a complimentary child slave to take home with them, and everybody would complain and be "shocked" but then still tune in to the NFL next season and get all hyped up over their team.
Just like everyone went back to drinking Bud Light.
I hate the LARPing.

2026-02-09 14:31:40 CET

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@nprofile…ru3j
The Gay Klingon has the longest arms in the entire galaxy.

2026-02-09 14:25:22 CET

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@nprofile…8f3a
Sounds like you're trying out Grinder profile lines . . .

2026-02-09 04:11:17 CET

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@nprofile…xpq2
If their hair is long enough - pony tails for as long as the stomach bug is anywhere near by.
Good luck. It's another one of those fatherhood "earn your spurs" scenarios.

2026-02-08 21:34:31 CET

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@nprofile…0f68 @nprofile…whfu
I haven't watched a Super Bowl in at least 20 years. I can't break the streak now. Especially not for gay bunny half time stuff.
BTW - is it today?

2026-02-08 21:24:04 CET

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@nprofile…d3nc
I say don't let any of the ungrateful Olympic bastards back into the country.

2026-02-08 21:12:41 CET

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@nprofile…d3nc
What's this "we" stuff? I'm okay just assuming they're all gay and not know any details.

2026-02-07 05:14:24 CET

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@nprofile…7ddz
He should've quit with the Fallout movie. He's looking more and more like an old lesbian every day.

2026-02-06 18:15:23 CET

If only there was a sign or indicator of who the bad guys were . . . .

2026-02-06 04:44:56 CET

This probably means I'm a bad person or something, but who is Savannah Guthrie?

2026-02-06 04:43:49 CET

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@nprofile…l4kz
At about 5:30 ever morning, my cat meows loudly to wake me up even though he knows I won't feed him until 6. He's kind of a jerk.

2026-02-06 04:27:51 CET

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@nprofile…7r0z
Smell the goodness of the biscuit.

2026-02-06 04:10:06 CET

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@nprofile…3s63
No, that was just the episode where Sam leaped into Jeffery Epstein.
@nprofile…vhhn

2026-02-06 04:07:30 CET

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@nprofile…l4kz
I mean, I'm not a huge fan of Olive Garden, but that seems a little overboard.

2026-02-06 03:59:22 CET

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNLDzS-Dq9A

2026-02-06 03:45:09 CET

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@nprofile…7r0z
I invoke the "he who smelt it dealt it" rule.

2026-02-05 23:03:06 CET

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@nprofile…pdnd
That, right there, is white girl shit.

2026-02-05 22:58:36 CET

Gotta love that this Larry Chapp dude writes a 1,700+ word article railing about how much he hates the SSPX, the Catholics who saved the Traditional Latin Mass and have been standing against all the modernist Church garbage personified by the late Pope Francis, and then simultaneously pledges his love for the most ugly piece of modern art in the entire Vatican.
Perfectly encapsulates how stupid "conservative" Catholics are. They're the NeoCons of the Catholic Church.
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2026-02-05 22:25:41 CET

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@nprofile…rql7
Wait . . . was I supposed to be keeping a record?

2026-02-05 22:01:07 CET

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@nprofile…eqfl
It looks like the mariachi guy is getting ready to take a leak.

2026-02-05 21:00:33 CET

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@nprofile…l4kz
I honestly don't know what the alternatives to nVidia, Intel, and AMD are.
Man, I hope the AI bubble pops soon.

2026-02-05 20:59:30 CET

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@nprofile…6449
Maybe Epstein had signed up to get the newsletter . . .