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2026-07-14 19:28:01 UTC

Think i figured out the origin of the foot fetish.
https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/f3/5d/a6/f35da62c000a1b7881896ba658266092ee73ff46c1fbd0c53af00be734e15967.jpg

2026-07-07 20:55:02 UTC

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I grow a lot of things and can usually address circumstances, broccoli aint one of them.

2026-07-05 02:32:13 UTC

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Ok, the f150?

2026-07-05 02:31:15 UTC

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The truck nuts on your toyota lets everyone know whats up.

2026-07-05 02:28:17 UTC

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The punisher skull on your dodge ram lets everyone know whats up.

2026-06-15 02:49:17 UTC

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So, how do we as loving fathers convey the truth to them without overwhelming them, or making them retreat. Its literally right there in front of them.

2026-06-15 02:39:11 UTC

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Lol, i hear you. I spend a lot of time teaching my son hands on skills for his future. So, why not include interactions with the girls. Hes 12 so were talking about talking. Not anything else. Honing skills requires application. There not playing with dolls anymore. Its bikes and trampolines. These girls arent fat, arent ugly, their cute but theres a lot of realllllllly cute girls his age at school. Idk, hes a kid but needs to interact with them more often for practice sake and get past the prior years of childish interactions. I just might be too early on this subject for his maturity level.

2026-06-15 02:15:02 UTC

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Got the caprese going. Basil from the garden. Too early for tomatos.
Nice loaf of bread. Have you ever made balsamic vinegar?
https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/80/32/c5/8032c5777e8f3535f6d1f3fc2b91ec7cb0b5df91defb748183112bfe9ea5dfdf.jpg

2026-06-15 00:41:08 UTC

ATTENTION: Younger gentlemen of NCD (and older wisdom too) i need your advice! (Really my son does. He needs to hear from you, not me)
Im not a douche bag dad. Iwant my son to maxamize his options in the future. Which starts now.
My son has some mid neighbor girls that repeatidly ask for him to hang out/play. When they were young he got pissed because make pretend dolls and baking. Ok, good , your a boy, and those things are gay. I appreciate that your not interested in that.
But, now, almost teenagers, GO PRACTICE YOUR RIZZ, bro! (Cant believe i just used that word) but you need to figure out what works and doesnt. So when your 16 these girls tell their friends that your great and not an asshole. And their friends become your girlfriend!
Am i wrong? Am i asking too much at this age? (I wish someone guided me when i was this age)
Got any ncd advice for him?( i will show him all replies)

2026-06-14 17:14:11 UTC

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Cattle panel to me is pig fencing, lol. Cattle panel to you is corral panels to me. Either way he makes a great point.

2026-06-03 02:54:32 UTC

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Nope, then she would just brush off the whole thing

2026-05-31 02:22:12 UTC

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On, on, already on, on the list

2026-05-31 01:28:47 UTC

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Bulleit, town branch, buffalo trace. Those are my notes so far ( got all summer to add more)

2026-05-31 01:25:58 UTC

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Ifyou can afford it, a bourbon review would be nice. (Im 3 deep at 100 bucks)

2026-03-30 14:56:24 UTC

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Brilliant, why is this not in my toolbox.

2025-12-06 16:30:23 UTC

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Have you tried multitasking

2025-11-18 22:22:39 UTC

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I hope you said something to them.

2025-10-16 22:32:52 UTC

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Whats your choice of seasoning, and at what point do you add it

2025-09-08 13:55:33 UTC

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Apparently he was proficient at one thing....touching his pretend mother!

2025-09-08 13:54:04 UTC

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Did greg program you?

2025-09-08 13:52:49 UTC

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Ok, he had sexual intercourse with his pretend mother. Is that better, because it actually sounds worse.

2025-09-08 13:51:12 UTC

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Family values....He banged his mom for crying out loud

2025-05-27 17:39:14 UTC

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Looking for: my stolen fishing lures

2025-04-10 17:00:18 UTC

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Well you see, the benis100 is directly perportional to the angle1000, which is influenced by the whaman400, which aquires all your mohneies every time the benis100 drops.

2025-03-08 20:05:49 UTC

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The air in the eye thing suck ass.

2025-03-06 19:19:15 UTC

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The best part of waking up, is folgers in your butt.🎵

2025-03-04 23:37:35 UTC

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Id start bangin on neighbors doors screamin whos got my muhva fuggin gpu! If i were you.

2024-10-25 17:32:33 UTC

Just stumbled upon @lovelymiss halloween hideout.
https://media.nicecrew.digital/4a3a5894ae7d98d36931f27779e1b7aa96abfd6c6a0da4598b7a2ee56f7eab3d.jpg

2024-09-27 01:55:38 UTC

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When are you expecting?

2024-09-10 15:08:00 UTC

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Spend all summer training grizzlies to arrive for food at the sound of a dinner bell. Start a summer camp for underprivileged. Select only pajeet. Take them to bighorn forrest. Tie to tree. Lather in dog food. Ring dinner bell.

2024-08-28 16:42:03 UTC

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I do serious long haul hikes over several days, resulting in serious swampass, and still think this is fugged up.

2024-08-17 01:50:19 UTC

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Bruh

2024-08-12 15:45:31 UTC

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Every one of our butternut squash flowers have sleeping bees each morning. Either sleeping or drunk on pollen.

2024-07-02 16:22:20 UTC

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Theres a lot of truth here. Plus, @npub1phc…vzpp made millions off this propaganda.