Kapitän 80s ☦️ Spaz extraordinaire

Ive done shit similar. Got so pissed at my kid I started in then realized I am getting light headed from yelling at him. Have to stop take a bunch of deep breaths.

2026-08-21 00:41:27 CEST

- reply

Newports

2026-08-21 00:20:27 CEST

- reply

Its right about when his parents sold him off to science.

2026-08-20 00:57:04 CEST

@nprofile…gur5 Dude have you ever seen this vid? Freaky like American Horror Story, early seasons. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IH5Vk2_b9TE

2026-08-20 00:26:31 CEST

- reply

Taekwondo niggers.
S Korea.

2026-08-20 00:20:56 CEST

The Asian remake of Tucker and Dale vs. Evil and the Evil Dead with the mighty Bruce Campbell. Its so obvious the slant eyed bastards stole this . Its pretty good so far.
https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/5a/24/7d/5a247dc65f6ad97d2b012b18922f04940ea948c0c1d326ba736e3f5d04f62d6c.png
https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/56/04/d2/5604d23c3f9793609361f49f05459104ca3aa4a55b349b18070636ac248d2bb8.png

2026-08-19 23:56:01 CEST

Just an idea. What do yall think. Flock cameras, paint ball guns? Your thoughts.
https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/af/90/01/af9001511755d5a1d03077ad4d967f50679d2823ef6ec0daf01ad67df37eab13.gif

2026-08-19 11:28:26 CEST

- reply

Andrea Yates did it. She got of on insanity due to sever depression.
Call a nigger a word they can kill you women get the blues or bored they can kill. This shit has to stop.

2026-08-17 07:10:36 CEST

- reply

https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/08/c0/35/08c035d880e7b388777cddd704b6fd0b75f95420d83769a5ab2bee56e7905f3a.gif

2026-08-17 07:04:07 CEST

- reply

well thats nasty

2026-08-17 04:32:50 CEST

- reply

Is he Gen Z? You must be new around here.

2026-08-17 04:01:58 CEST

- reply

Yeah fuck you Dagnar Sui says my poetry skills are based.

2026-08-17 03:45:54 CEST

- reply

@nprofile…gur5
A poem for Sui.
Ahem.
Sui Sui thou art so gooey
Sui Sui you smell of pooey
Sui Sui loves him some doodie
Uhh I cant think of anything else so there you are.

2026-08-17 03:43:35 CEST

- reply

Fucking 100 here index puts it at 109 no rain for at least 2 months.

2026-08-17 03:40:25 CEST

- reply

Whats the temp there?

2026-08-17 01:52:31 CEST

- reply

This one was a total banger broski.
https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/a6/f2/e5/a6f2e5984497c9606eb6c411d3c800d2c6ce065e5c40a425c3d2204aaa30abb8.MOV

2026-08-17 01:45:51 CEST

- reply

We all know we will die one day including all the jews. So depending on your belief system there are consequences in the after life. The only faith I know of that says jews will prosper in the after life is their own faith and the plastic pseudo faith called jewdeo Xianity. As a matter of fact lets stop calling it Christianity cause its not. Xianity is a nice name for them.

2026-08-15 10:39:31 CEST

- reply

I have one to . I need lots of space.

2026-08-15 10:01:59 CEST

- reply

You seem faced

2026-08-15 09:58:59 CEST

- reply

on a scale of 1 to 10 , 10 being the most drunk 1 being not drunk. How drunk are you?

2026-08-15 09:56:56 CEST

A Jonny classic yall. Shit faced.
#nevent1q…y7j4

2026-08-15 09:13:15 CEST

- reply

Ya know had a couple into that and even more kinky. But its temp they dont like giving up control. Maybe in bed they want you to tear them up but after they want control back.

2026-08-15 09:07:42 CEST

- reply

https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/d9/4b/d4/d94bd4721ec7c5a9a2384301305b39500357967aa8c922f28287f0ecbcc63332.gif

2026-08-15 09:06:34 CEST

- reply

In theory it sounds like a great idea. But I think in practice it would never work. Bitches be bitches even when severely restricted they are still bitches.

2026-08-15 09:00:55 CEST

- reply

The kid makes it worth all the BS but I do not recommend ever being married. If someone can have a kid , get it from her and raise it that is my best sitch idea.

2026-08-15 08:40:13 CEST

- reply

I was married for 8 years which is where I got my kid. I caught her cheating and threw her out of the house and kept everything and made her pay me child support. I went Saul Goodman on her ass.

2026-08-15 08:31:27 CEST

- reply

https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/60/09/d2/6009d2f7f25e323199d90ae6918a514a2101cdbf1681a46e4e0a7b64826edf9e.mp4

2026-08-15 08:30:05 CEST

- reply

Unless they have penises then you love them.

2026-08-05 06:31:30 CEST

- reply

Make an account not related to Jonny. Then go at them.

2026-08-05 06:31:01 CEST

- reply

See there is another good reason I am anonymous. I can do that.

2026-08-05 05:50:18 CEST

- reply

https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/fc/a1/e1/fca1e10e9fa7cbe04008cd7eca9e165b6a170ffd3921e0e5d609f910171000ba.gif

2026-08-05 05:48:39 CEST

- reply

https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/e0/9d/0b/e09d0bfc0a1bb46292fc8a4c9f7fefb0202aaa6962fa49558ebbcefded8c2d20.gif

2026-08-05 05:43:39 CEST

- reply

Well Jonny Destoryer of jews, Killer of Kikes, Raper of Rabbis do your thing.

2026-08-05 05:39:32 CEST

- reply

I dunno but Ima start trolling them for fun.

2026-08-05 05:38:56 CEST

- reply

My parents where really uptight and I had a much stronger sense of humor. Besides I stole that joke from a comic.

2026-08-05 05:27:01 CEST

- reply

Do you ever put a suction cup dildo on your head and run around pretending like you are a Rhino?

2026-08-05 05:20:42 CEST

- reply

Penguin with his head dildo comin atcha.

2026-08-04 01:35:30 CEST

@nprofile…nxac
https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/85/1e/0c/851e0c552cf69ea16087b70577f1ccd279b092f74e0e1e00268b1b50097b2228.mp4

2026-08-03 01:23:40 CEST

- reply

Something about this short vid I really identify with. The sound the gross ol dude jamming his big ass off. I duno.

2026-07-30 09:02:53 CEST

Does anyone play D and D anymore? I have not played that in 40 years. I used to think it was fun in middle school but then it wasnt cool and I wanted chicks and beer.

2026-07-29 05:51:29 CEST

- reply

He would not know.
https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/a7/43/aa/a743aa7c91300af0e67ca472d9a71d1b96ef8f0f35f3c832652d4317940c8aa6.png

2026-07-26 06:09:25 CEST

Never say anything nice to anyone-Be a man

2026-07-24 03:30:55 CEST

- reply

racist

2026-07-21 11:07:15 CEST

- reply

Have you ever thought to yourself, "Laura Loomer is scrumptious."

2026-07-20 04:17:45 CEST

- reply

Well the Priest was saying the Nephlim where not 15 feet tall that was a religious belief of the pagans. He said there are no verifiable Giant like are 8 or 9 feet tall. Goliath was 6 7. Being the average man at the time was 5 5 he would have been a Giant.

2026-07-20 04:01:44 CEST

Wow this shit is crazy. Orthodox Priest comments on the Nephlim. This you might want to watch and see all the dots start to connect. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5x9vR5sKHFI

2026-07-15 06:37:18 CEST

- reply

Court ordered regular peggings.

2026-07-12 12:10:49 CEST

- reply

You want to lick her body all over.

2026-07-09 08:15:33 CEST

- reply

Plus Metallica. fuck yea.

2026-07-07 10:36:05 CEST

- reply

Mean comedians are the funniest . Mocking people till they cry and everyone laughs at them.

2026-07-07 10:32:14 CEST

- reply

I write the jokes I am funny you are not.

2026-06-05 11:55:34 CEST

- reply

do not lip off to me bro. I will smash your head on a rock.
https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/14/65/fb/1465fbfee8b4cb2efa433e3aec74bb1441119c356b2f262b367e097cbd105aee.png

2026-05-18 00:36:12 CEST

- reply

Taledega nights reference story of Ricky Bob ?

2026-05-18 00:28:47 CEST

- reply

You drunk?

2026-05-11 05:03:40 CEST

- reply

Did you look her dead in the eyes and tell her what that lube was for?
Did you say while mad dogging her, "This is for the SEX?"

2026-04-24 05:31:56 CEST

- reply

wtf another power faggot. They hover around you like maggots on a corpse.

2026-04-08 22:54:06 CEST

- reply

Hey Sui me and Peter made this for you. Thought you might enjoy it.
https://media.nicecrew.digital/6f/b9/74/6fb97473d774931ba0a92b8947d392cfb737ca69b2229ff117ce4220176011e9.gif

2026-03-31 22:52:29 CEST

@nprofile…gur5 Nickelback is gay GAY I TELL YOU.

2026-03-25 20:30:53 CET

- reply

Did you helicopter out all the ladies yourself?

2026-03-09 04:34:14 CET

I got silky a little friend that said I’m going with silky
https://media.nicecrew.digital/3f/02/48/3f0248b0d5322024c781373488321c806ab631017af2838b1a24870c4faff232.jpeg
https://media.nicecrew.digital/e4/23/48/e423486aee24a117beceff1209ed9cf1c8d423559d4d199725547a67338a6bbc.jpeg

2026-03-08 05:46:52 CET

- reply

You like it when your bf and you come together.

2026-03-04 23:50:20 CET

https://media.nicecrew.digital/e2/df/c1/e2dfc14ceaada57a9f7e2d0420a9792899925dae7ad64b7cc18601df1ed3d1ba.jpg

2026-03-03 07:57:40 CET

I have this great fighting move.
You stick your arms straight out to your sides making fists.
Then spin around in a circle punching any you get near.
It works great on kids.

2026-03-03 07:34:41 CET

- reply

Grr someones grouchy.

2026-03-03 07:31:28 CET

- reply

Geez why dont you type more.

2026-03-03 07:29:11 CET

- reply

You know that makes you and the tic lovers.

2026-03-02 22:21:41 CET

- reply

This is propaganda.
Those are paid crisis actors by Hump.
In reality they would all be in my bedroom.

2026-02-23 07:39:20 CET

- reply

I know the feeling and everyone hates me.
Its rough be this sexy.

2026-02-13 04:11:40 CET

I just want to put this out there. If becoming an executioner ever becomes a thing again. I just wanna say I want an application.

2026-02-12 22:42:00 CET

- reply

me to I hate people.

2026-02-12 22:40:18 CET

- reply

How about a van which breaks down in the interstate every day?

2026-02-12 04:39:26 CET

- reply

Sorry I cant help myself. I have no impulse control.
https://media.nicecrew.digital/37/98/3b/37983b6f0849816a21189b2a00531c065c417cd17766ea3ba47ba4cc6e3fea0c.png

2026-02-08 06:31:58 CET

- reply

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9v8pAxWL6C4

2026-02-06 03:22:11 CET

- reply

250 thousand Whites have been murdered, domestically by blacks, since the 1950s. More than all American war casualties from WW2 to present.
https://media.nicecrew.digital/9b/00/89/9b008900eaf545253214c16527ee17fd0072a21997c77853bd40b790056f4c2e.mp4

2026-01-29 08:19:17 CET

- reply

Thats right they where struggling and the dude kept him from crushing his head.

2026-01-29 08:17:11 CET

- reply

I think that was the funniest bit on Kids in the Hall.

2026-01-29 08:10:13 CET

- reply

https://media.nicecrew.digital/30/04/b6/3004b6fe5423edef5e55e095c5ffdb6d6f8dec076e9d1f1bb56bc7f135648818.gif

2026-01-29 08:04:14 CET

- reply

After my divorce some stuff happend and I was able to take a lot of time off and came into a bit of money. I went nutz. I did the prodigal son thing but came back.

2026-01-29 07:59:34 CET

- reply

While morally I cannot condone sluttery.
I did it for a few years and it was a lot of fun.

2026-01-29 07:42:24 CET

- reply

Ozzy? He is literally called the Grand Father of Metal.

2026-01-29 07:10:37 CET

- reply

Ozzy doubts your metal credentials.
https://media.nicecrew.digital/02/1a/35/021a350ab811b61d193f930764b438f78542465651459b9d069d958d0e5b2efe.png

2026-01-26 20:59:31 CET

- reply

He'll be fine. Once his foot touches the tip of the tree he will just spring back up do a flip then hover there for 20 mins before landing.
Seen tons of Kung Fu theater to know.

2026-01-23 23:05:24 CET

- reply

Penguin MAGA through and through!!

2026-01-21 09:08:21 CET

- reply

Now I smell poop why you gotta talk like that.

2026-01-21 09:04:55 CET

- reply

Might be a Mr. Sunfulupagus nose.

2026-01-21 09:01:58 CET

- reply

I think that hooker has a bonezner.

2026-01-20 23:38:58 CET

To the people of Greenland , Denmark and any where else that cares.
Don't hate Americans to badly over this whole Greenland thing.
Most of us think its funny but have zero idea why he is doing it. Other than his jew Masters tell him to, much like your leaders do. So on that note shut up about Americans its the jews

2026-01-16 06:27:35 CET

- reply

Holy fuck yall look stupid as hell.
jeets = lowest form of life on the planet.
https://media.nicecrew.digital/5c/1e/90/5c1e9033cc5e2b201148b9db7aae621e2e31b4f02a88025d99ab74f5d1d20ebb.png

2026-01-13 09:50:34 CET

- reply

Yoink

2026-01-13 08:22:42 CET

- reply

Im tapped.
https://media.nicecrew.digital/15/91/7e/15917e93dbf1b53fe51f0145ce88b86573dece20db5932859b804148e80c5686.mp4

2026-01-13 08:21:12 CET

- reply

no idea who that is. He gay ? Apoc loves gay dudes.

2026-01-13 08:20:02 CET

- reply

https://media.nicecrew.digital/f1/b9/16/f1b916fbcc53915edeef73754ae9d9b6981589720d67ef842c8b375c78471bf7.mp4

2026-01-13 08:18:50 CET

- reply

I got just about every middle finger meme and giff from Apoc. He flips me off a lot.