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so you guys don't like challenge content
you like 'get rich quick content' or 'earn bitcoin' content.
you want to see real world bitcoin stories.
I think?
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2026-03-07 19:26:33 UTC

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It’s a crypto event mostly sadly

2026-03-07 19:25:10 UTC

I Tried Smuggling $20 Across This African Border
Enjoy frens 💜
https://youtu.be/qyZP83M3oqY

2026-03-06 15:58:57 UTC

I’m MC at a “parallel society” festival today in lisbon
It’s organised by some very OG bitcoiners then ethereans but there’s barely anything on crypto
So far I’ve learned;
How to 3D print a drone.
Morphaceuticals
The exit mindset
That the renaissance came about due to swapping parchment for paper
That Justin Sun was the richest prime minister ever elected.
If you want to build a country you start with a spa
you shouldn’t use WhatsApp to organise a Palestine protest
No one is coming to save you
“Organise develop resist”
https://blossom.primal.net/83678ba69ec6274ad205f0f0349dea284e9d2992133ec6cd5e38c818d2c7b5a5.jpg

2026-03-06 15:37:36 UTC

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Wrench attacks!

2026-03-05 20:01:36 UTC

Scouting places to film rn
https://blossom.primal.net/ad34aab965ed23c9a5cf98d83dd725ef76cde9b9769fb45aab36b87110019311.jpg

2026-03-04 11:11:16 UTC

Yo @nprofile…m9r7
Are you not working today?

2026-03-02 08:11:58 UTC

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Knew this was coming.
I’m happy to shill the fuck out of free open source software that gets people mining at home

2026-02-28 19:12:01 UTC

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I’ve had that before though. Loads of times. Sucks and shows where we are :/

2026-02-28 19:11:21 UTC

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Watch my latest investigation into solo mining on Nostr here
💜
#nevent1q…jl0s

2026-02-28 19:08:04 UTC

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Legend!!

2026-02-28 18:50:51 UTC

When was the last time you asked to pay in bitcoin?
Here is your reminder to give it a go.
From experience, onboarding merchants in bear markets means you get a discount in the bull market.
They then take the piss of you in the subsequent bear and it’s all good fun 💜

2026-02-28 10:12:03 UTC

Gm 🌞
I investigated the surge in home mining
Ps - go and buy a bitaxe ⛏️ ⚡️
How Are $100 Bitcoin Miners Winning Blocks?
https://youtu.be/9ast-ByeaNw

2026-02-26 21:20:04 UTC

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Wahaaat. Which account is his?

2026-02-25 20:39:08 UTC

What does the Nostr brain think of Amir Taaki?
I’ve never met him and he sure has an interesting past!

2026-02-24 21:15:16 UTC

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Youtube and live sport

2026-02-24 21:14:36 UTC

Not much to report, friends 💜
Been working as hard as possible 🫡
I’m back surfing and triathlon training again and my body is like no thanks.

2026-02-21 20:39:26 UTC

Removed Twitter from my phone for a few days aaah

2026-02-20 11:48:59 UTC

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Instagram!

2026-02-19 11:21:54 UTC

I’m out here Larping about privacy and a security guard comes up to me in a random office block in portugal and goes “hey dude I love your videos”
I’m like yeeee That’s awesome but also..: fuck
should I go dark?

2026-02-17 17:57:51 UTC

7 months till I marry a magical beautiful wonderful woman
She makes any shitty fucking day better 🧡

2026-02-16 10:27:00 UTC

test reports on my latest youtube thumbnails
i guess you don't like the shocked face 😮
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2026-02-14 16:37:37 UTC

3 hours on the indoor trainer with 3 hours of rugby
I’m definitely not in th jungle no more
https://blossom.primal.net/d525e8275f3aaee6130c1df2fc18f350b65871fec2cb13507ade256c7dfd721f.jpg

2026-02-14 15:44:35 UTC

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That feeling when your recent video breaks outside of the bitcoin echo chamber and starts messing with the anti-bitcoin people’s minds
https://blossom.primal.net/0105b91f3406d871a23ba627a59b65edb170b8035a8db56e3ef4c32e59290cd6.jpg
#nevent1q…e7sf

2026-02-13 19:30:54 UTC

I INVESTIGATED BITCOIN MINING FOR HEAT IN FINLAND 🇫🇮
Check it out, share, zap, send to a normie friend—it's normie friendly! ⚡️
P.S - maybe this could come to a cold town near you?
https://youtu.be/0lJdRJzy93M

2026-02-13 14:01:37 UTC

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We saved a sloth 🦥
Seriously! Watch this then smile 😊
#nevent1q…x4px

2026-02-12 14:43:36 UTC

Pura Vida 🦥 🧡
I hope you like sloths
@nprofile…m2wr
@nprofile…3vf4
https://blossom.primal.net/3b818565c3ede6974ba216a996c0a817542143bbad5b2878bbb29b8f05a5bb47.mp4

2026-02-12 12:59:56 UTC

Love travelling
Hate to travel

2026-02-12 01:41:29 UTC

Having the worst luck with flying at the minute
Another flight cancelled. This time it’s San Salvador to Madrid 😞

2026-02-11 19:46:11 UTC

Amazing how many airport restaurant globally do not take the local fiat currency in cash
Eg: Tunis takes dollars / euros but no Dinar
San José takes dollars but no Colones
Zambia’s Livingstone airport takes dollars or bitcoin

2026-02-10 15:45:46 UTC

Hahahahah
I just posted the same thing 4 times in a row
I’m sorry

2026-02-10 15:42:17 UTC

gm costa rica 🇨🇷
👀 if you are looking for something to stare at today, here's an equation I have learned:
sunsets / mempool > bitcoin price / twitter feeds
https://blossom.primal.net/6b4a6d6d83fb2b9b9f4052ccea0cc1162e88d55d3fd3b9a344b262070a5dfdc7.jpg

2026-02-09 22:38:37 UTC

Hello
I am online but I don’t wanna be 🤣
Pura
Vida

2026-02-08 13:33:53 UTC

Surfed
Spent sats
Played my first pickleball game
Paid in bitcoin
Hung out with excellent people
Ate meat 🥩
Yesterday was a great day.
Apparently this is the standard in Costa Rica 🇨🇷
Only thing missing is my lady!
Gm & Pv 🤙

2026-02-07 18:39:09 UTC

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Gm pura Vida 😜 🇨🇷
#nevent1q…x5yg

2026-02-05 23:10:41 UTC

The French govt has completely failed its people.
French bitcoin people are terrified for their loved ones.
Attacks almost every day this year - in broad fcking daylight!
Mothers, daughters, brothers, friends kidnapped then ransomed.
Europeans: we must learn from this.

2026-02-05 15:55:32 UTC

Does anyone want to jump on a livestream with me to talk bitcoin and world news in 3 hours time?
Camera + microphone required. Ideally some optimism and insight into the world, too.

2026-02-05 14:31:50 UTC

This heater pays me in Bitcoin ⚡️ 💜
This is the brand new Heatbit Maxi
https://blossom.primal.net/7ea824f3e3fb41d5b58607a85fa8e7b294315cfd506e674fb38b163616d24a48.mp4

2026-02-04 15:41:35 UTC

Bitcoin beach mate
4th visit
Gets better and busier every time
https://blossom.primal.net/aade05f0cb5c2db7a36b5239d80f6d405340ffaf38bdd8070b7e8cfa8ab43e23.mov

2026-02-02 19:10:33 UTC

Gm Gm 🌞 🇸🇻
https://blossom.primal.net/bcf2cfd2d49401cb99d25a088444a4076a30d37b6812b94894e8a28901ce3144.mov

2026-02-01 14:38:07 UTC

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I shill the heck out of Nostr in this video
Get it queued up this weekend 💜
#nevent1q…gn6c

2026-02-01 01:24:02 UTC

Fair play to Peter schiff for doing the bitcoin vs gold debate
But he’s so rude and obnoxious off stage I was left a little stunned
Bad energy

2026-01-31 21:30:42 UTC

Oopsie
Gg. I’m a tool 🤣
https://blossom.primal.net/d8dd907a3b83be105376d4da71579c6c4faa9e1313473502bec6b77fd149ebe8.jpg

2026-01-31 18:39:55 UTC

HOW MANY COUNTRIES CAN I USE BITCOIN IN IN ONE DAY?
Currently struggling with El Salvador wifi to upload to nostr. Gimme a few hours!
Enjoy, share, zap... Bitcoin is money damnit! 💟
https://youtu.be/V1ZS1LpuKbk

2026-01-30 12:39:22 UTC

Gm Gm
Plan B Forum San Salvador starts in just a few hours
Wish me luck 🇸🇻 ⚡️
https://blossom.primal.net/fbdb03ed1df87d86c2ff0414ae2d16be47d92d60e46cf15c40db3164ec89e75c.mov

2026-01-28 06:43:20 UTC

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Nice! Where are you based? And how bitcoin friendly is that part of El Salvador

2026-01-28 06:37:15 UTC

Gm Gm
I need to buy a burner phone + sim in El Salvador.
Last time I tried this I had to get a friend to get it for me coz of KYC stuff for locals.
Does anyone have experience with this?

2026-01-27 09:06:01 UTC

gm
comments like this make my day
https://blossom.primal.net/d23d5d2f4c99d6e891b091855da65b5c8635503d5b3208cdc05a41f2ccc38a52.png

2026-01-24 15:20:44 UTC

For home security / cameras. What’s the best thing to set up that won’t dox everything about me?

2026-01-22 08:04:33 UTC

Gm 🌞
Just walked past an old geezer seemingly fishing out electrical cables from a plastic recycling bin
He had a long hooked thing that he fed into the bin and loads of power cables next to him
I don’t know what to make of this
https://blossom.primal.net/b16a58f60447fc6e642d450c7cbdaab01267c23bf7d6b8929c3e480dca710069.jpg

2026-01-21 12:06:59 UTC

I still don’t like Brian Armstrong
But this was very good
He corrected the central Banker for France. Bravo 👏
https://blossom.primal.net/b6baed0ad6b8a0dd594effe6fc87e4649c7a998266ca3be8702a88ff86b784fa.mp4

2026-01-18 10:25:24 UTC

Gm
Went to an astronomy event last night
And let me tell you, Bitcoiners are not the weirdest hobbyist fanatics you will meet
We must try harder!
https://blossom.primal.net/899cc15d661a6e181dd5f9c1eb837c7716f832e05e5f5bc7df7e1732d2bc569d.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/13a8ce5c9875cd903a0287a75f73845260a694e0f44a10bc3783f792b312f8c2.jpg

2026-01-17 15:01:27 UTC

Some of my more successful friends and peers who don’t have btc (to my knowledge) are in the process of buying second homes as an SoV, sure but also to rent out
I’m pretty excited about bitcoin demonetising that game

2026-01-17 11:02:42 UTC

Gm 🌞
I dare you to sit still and do nothing for 10 minutes today
Lemme know how it goes

2026-01-16 18:22:52 UTC

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I’m guilty of this
I even ask you lovely lot to comment on the youchoob video so it reaches more people 🫣
#nevent1q…s47d

2026-01-16 17:54:28 UTC

Finally the cointelegraph ex editor in chief shares why cointelegraph is fucked
From the ACJR newsletter
https://blossom.primal.net/57923a9678b49d9be8934ab9120292c542924bd99b840f482d56d86e3d7b7cf1.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/76305f87fbdd6ad933bc0be69ff441b7c240cc7cb46585a3d889338607efa2c1.jpg

2026-01-16 13:28:59 UTC

Hola
Where’s the best place to get bitcoin ETF updates?
Flows etc

2026-01-16 11:02:15 UTC

I
See
You
https://blossom.primal.net/f1be2552bfe030cde8df70dfcbd90186f3ec1c2cae5b6f9a1d22f1eab55c9288.jpg

2026-01-16 11:01:09 UTC

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Okay the consensus is I have to make my own bread or get a bread maker
#nevent1q…2x22

2026-01-16 10:18:38 UTC

Gm
Now I’m back at my laptop each day I feel like everyday is a cycle of
Shiiiiit AI is coming for everything
Okay no; I’m good. I’m prepared.
Then I finish the work day exhausted and a bit anxy about it.
Rinse repeat 🤣

2026-01-15 16:19:30 UTC

It is impossible to find bread that isn’t pumped full of junk in supermarkets
I like bread. I need bread (I do too much sport)
Where do I find bread that is just flour salt water yeast?!!

2026-01-15 09:28:31 UTC

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Oooo

2026-01-15 09:25:21 UTC

Unpopular (but imo correct opinion):
The biggest driver of the bitcoin price right now is the ETFs

2026-01-15 08:40:40 UTC

Feels
Good
https://blossom.primal.net/bd050db0122de71e98c0868edd9e232a695e515a88592115887b38fe8ed6cac3.jpg

2026-01-15 06:53:20 UTC

Gm 🌞
We are sleeping on the utility of lightning to fiat as a bridge
Tando, MoneyBadger, Bitzed
They all use lightning as a bridge to fiat.
All made in Africa. Europe must learn from them.
There’s gonna be loads more of these solutions as we bitcoinise

2026-01-14 04:37:42 UTC

Gm 🌞
6am in zambia 🇿🇲
https://blossom.primal.net/04e63afaab7f8c2a2fd7afadbfb1bdee49adf16a5d6d94808ce1ae641f67bf53.jpg

2026-01-12 08:47:46 UTC

Gm Nostr 🌞
What is the most important news today ?

2026-01-10 12:36:40 UTC

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I have spent the past four hours trying to send money from Zimbabwe to Zambia.
Western Union, the post office, a bank, money gram, pick n Pay currency conversion etc
None of it worked.
Just as I was about to keel over in a ball of sweat, a kind lady offered to help me out.
So fuck it.
She has become my mule.
If the $20 get to Zambia I will be very impressed.
And if it does - the video will be great.
If it doesn’t - the video will still be great.
And Yes.
BITCOIN FIXES THIS.
#nevent1q…606u

2026-01-10 12:32:28 UTC

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Southern Africa not South Africa 😉

2026-01-09 12:29:58 UTC

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Don’t get so triggered you side salads.
I’m not begging. (You know about it when I do… coz I make videos about it lol)
Just set your default zap to more than bloody 9 sats and move on.
Or don’t, but don’t get all high and mighty about it.
No the irony is not lost on me.
In brief, take your wanky attitude elsewhere✌🏻
#nevent1q…rwz9

2026-01-09 11:45:04 UTC

I’ve been in Southern Africa for 10 days and I’m SO ANGRY AT BANKING HERE
GAHHHH FUCK THE FUCKING BANKING MOTHERFUCKERS

2026-01-08 12:25:59 UTC

Why are you zapping such tiny amounts, friends
Do you want to build a revolution or what

2026-01-08 11:52:07 UTC

Gm Nostr 🌞
This is a baby crocodile 🐊
I could feel its tiny heartbeat and I saw its soul
That said, they are still terrifying, dangerous and dinosaurs.
But baby croc was endearing
https://blossom.primal.net/af06ec506362c0b7878249f191bb913d60e53b16b7361717f0bd722d7cbee584.jpg

2026-01-06 15:44:44 UTC

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Keep having fun and games ✌🏻

2026-01-05 08:19:23 UTC

I looked into the eyes of a baby elephant this week 🐘
She told me:
“ ..”
…Yeah, I’ve no idea.
Fortunately we are not on LinkedIn so this is not a sales pitch.
It was just a really awesome moment.
Grateful.
https://blossom.primal.net/0a324d8e0c0cb816ef2829065151f3e820a259ab8e7a3c0895d09932ea527c59.jpg

2025-12-28 16:06:03 UTC

To the nice man who just hello to me
lol. I’m blushing and sorry for not asking your name.
And yes - that is indeed my in laws family who don’t grok bitcoin 🤣
My fiancée does… thank god!!

2025-12-28 13:48:38 UTC

Spent too much time with my increasingly normie friendly
I fell in the trap of trying to explain that the money is broken 😬
They still think that a new political party or a new leader or a new investment or whatever can fix the chronic problems the uk faces
And now I’m about to spend a week with my other half’s family.
This is why people book bitcoin events.
Wish me luck!

2025-12-24 17:48:49 UTC

Not ashamed to say I just paid my gen-Z brother ₿25,000 to wrap all my presents for me 🎁 🎄

2025-12-21 09:45:37 UTC

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Oh dear 🫣
Shame on me for trying something new!
https://blossom.primal.net/b80144b953f6febb0d6a059c97923b9ed332410575a87d4c3b19d057b09284f3.jpg
#nevent1q…cxf4

2025-12-20 17:55:14 UTC

Eating 10,000 Calories in 24 hours is tough.
Doing it while completing an Ironman 70.3 is insane.
But trying to PAY FOR ALL OF IT WITH BITCOIN?
...JOE... GET THERAPY!
lol.
I Attempted to Eat 10,000 Calories in 24 Hours Using Only Bitcoin (all while completing an Ironman 70.3)
Here's how it went:
#bitcoin #reallifebitcoin #survivingonbitcoin
https://youtu.be/SEwZWQKKZ1A