NobleEverydayCitizen

my son defeated the hours old penis mutilation. He decided to have his pee hole come out the side.
Well, he ended up having to have the circumcision as part of the hypospades repair a number of months later , but still!

2026-03-04 02:36:47 UTC

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perhaps not insane but taken advantage of when they are vulnerable. They make them feel like they birthed them wrong, then like you said, sell the solution.

2026-02-20 16:04:56 UTC

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everything is so stupid.
We had a way to control the national dept, and it's gone.
No governments or citizens in the US have any incentive to reduce spending. Just give shit away, fraud is fine too, who cares.
Earners are privileged to do so, and must be forced to pay for voluntary and involuntary non-earners.
The value of the dollar just broke, and the only way out will be war.
At least my investments are happy, of what little isn't stolen from me.

2026-02-10 18:47:55 UTC

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hideous

2026-02-09 01:47:27 UTC

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didn't watch tpusa?
So glad I didn't watch the stupid dumpa du pa dumpa doo music show

2026-01-27 22:27:18 UTC

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did she wrap it around her hand and elbow three times, then around the middle once, to the strangle it like it was Luca Brasi , then leave the rest on the floor? Huh how did I know

2026-01-21 02:17:28 UTC

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just got a new Mr heater buddy propane heater, doubles as safety heater and ice shelter heater. Safe for indoors.
Fireplace too, but not as much wood cut as I should have.
Good reminder on the water 👍

2026-01-10 21:02:48 UTC

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https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/872/823/228/812/589/original/3cbf225ebbe17c56.mp4

2026-01-09 21:24:19 UTC

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much agreed. If you very clearly understand the what and why, it is pretty decent at giving you the how

2026-01-05 21:26:42 UTC

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anyone called it?

2025-12-26 16:27:14 UTC

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I think it's Gene Simmons stage name, for his solo jazz flute act

2025-12-24 05:28:29 UTC

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J-quelin Hay-hey.
Don't laugh, its an old family name.

2025-12-12 14:51:50 UTC

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probably because you have been deemed to be capable of being an earner. It just seems crazy that at least 10/10 from that show have not seen any combat, yet get full disability. https://youtu.be/slz_WCVD4mw?si=iANbVdwjM7EW748E

2025-12-12 13:56:08 UTC

Based on every person ever on Financial Audit, military disability is the new new UBI.
It they find your are dumb as rocks, they just give you 100%.
Makes no sense how Vietnam Vets that have been in ground combat get 60% at BEST, unless they are missing a limb. Yet every vet under 35 gets 100% for standing too long.

2025-12-08 04:32:39 UTC

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packers played a heck of a game, clawed out a big win vs a formidable bears team.
See, we're not all assholes!
Can't we just rally together and be happy that at least the Vikings suck? I'm Bears 1st, NFC North 2nd. Except the Vikings.

2025-12-07 01:34:02 UTC

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dumb.
Now this one is worth every dime
https://sleeponlatex.com/products/natural-latex-mattress

2025-12-07 01:27:31 UTC

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how does this person win a majority of votes even in her jurisdiction? It makes 0 sense.

2025-12-07 01:16:05 UTC

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just hung ours as well

2025-10-30 02:09:32 UTC

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that beta male puffy face

2025-10-23 23:18:43 UTC

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ARE WE DOING ORB AGAIN I HOPE SO ⚪

2025-10-21 03:19:17 UTC

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these Arabella folks seem to be printing money, what a racket

2025-10-21 03:09:43 UTC

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what a quality of life improvement to you. How did you achieve this, I would like to implement your strategies )

2025-10-19 03:53:39 UTC

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well, since we have no king, is it working, or is it more of a cargo cult situation?

2025-10-19 03:45:53 UTC

Stumbled upon some Chicago club trap music on the radio.
Dear God. I think I grew pearls then clenched them. But srsly, explains why certain populations are so messed up.

2025-10-18 15:31:48 UTC

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it's every day now hold this sign and complain about the guy stopping wars!

2025-10-16 23:52:05 UTC

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soon emojis will replace the alphabet. We will use the first sound of each one, a new spoken language will develop, and the cycle will repeat.

2025-10-14 01:31:46 UTC

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damn, yeah get well and get the hell out of there soon as you can.
Kids deliver it to you with a cough in the mouth or something? Must have been a full viral load.

2025-10-14 01:23:07 UTC

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I agree. If it just started at Weed and didn't say Black.
Weed = gay and commie

2025-10-06 15:45:47 UTC

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looks like it's happening!

2025-09-26 01:37:59 UTC

Putin's gunna get off'd in the next 60 days. It's over for him. It's the only way the war ends, and the world demands that it ends.

2025-09-20 15:16:31 UTC

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I'll take dumbest person who thinks they are intelligent for 500

2025-09-18 22:04:05 UTC

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never heard of him, but my first impression by reading wiki is that he is grade A grifter and all around scum bag.

2025-09-16 01:30:22 UTC

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yes.

2025-09-15 14:03:33 UTC

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St. Michael the Archangel,
defend us in battle.
Be our defense against the wickedness and snares of the Devil.
May God rebuke him, we humbly pray,
and do thou,
O Prince of the heavenly hosts,
by the power of God,
thrust into hell Satan,
and all the evil spirits,
who prowl about the world
seeking the ruin of souls. Amen.

2025-09-05 19:09:09 UTC

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this gives me hope )

2025-09-05 18:48:59 UTC

Dreaming of becoming a goat farmer.

2025-09-04 18:02:13 UTC

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just opt out of Public schools then

2025-09-02 02:55:17 UTC

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even people that voted for fat head are wondering wtf he is doing.
For instance, solar panels now have a state rental tax.

2025-08-27 18:55:52 UTC

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She can't name one troon that has been murdered by a non alphabet person in the last 20 years.

2025-08-27 18:53:43 UTC

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easy for a woman to say! @npub1t5j…hxfy and I are over here jumping on them, while verbally degrading the seats, to click them in without stooping to loosening the lines 💪

2025-08-21 15:13:27 UTC

I just realized that our entire legal framework is hinged on what a reasonable person thinks. This will shift over time.
We're doomed

2025-08-19 01:06:30 UTC

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stop it internet, I can't breath🤣🤣

2025-03-05 03:37:31 UTC

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they would rather highlight and promote the stereotype of angry black man shaking a stick.

2025-03-05 03:23:07 UTC

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🫨🫨🫨
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/114/107/674/860/711/729/original/97852dad7999fbfa.png

2025-03-05 03:16:11 UTC

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who is the purple bird in the front row 😵😱

2025-03-04 17:06:28 UTC

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and the micro plastics? Or is it wax or something

2025-02-26 02:14:51 UTC

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don't fuck up the boundary waters, el trumpo

2025-02-25 19:44:14 UTC

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crashloopbackoff

2025-02-18 00:42:11 UTC

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didn't she host a daytime TV show in the 90s?

2025-02-17 02:56:00 UTC

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gotta see Chicago if there last weekend

2025-02-16 03:24:04 UTC

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as kids from 20 years ago said, Boom

2025-02-13 00:46:59 UTC

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tough choice. Gotta go with the one with the beard who got him elected

2025-02-13 00:43:37 UTC

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highlighted that that dave douche sounds like a whiney 16 year old who learned about libertarianism last week, and John sounds like the old dude he is who could give a shit and will give you his thoughts anyway, take it or leave it.

2025-02-08 20:35:36 UTC

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that's my customer. Cool tech inside there.

2025-02-08 20:27:57 UTC

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if you take away our Santa trackers, you are literally Hitler

2025-02-06 08:17:42 UTC

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it was embarrassing . Bill Whitaker couldn't believe what he was dealing with. No way he voted for her

2025-02-05 04:34:59 UTC

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for most departments, sure. But there are a few dpt that all branches of military and law enforcement rely on. US citizens take them for granted daily. The US is nothing if not for its ability to mobilize a defense force, and there's civ departments that make that go. Should it be that way? Could things in some magical other dimension be ran privately or all in DOD? Am I asking questions that I'm going to say yes to? Yes! But it's that way today.

2025-01-30 12:13:35 UTC

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perhaps, just perhaps, she is omiting a part of the story.

2025-01-30 05:30:43 UTC

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oldest, greatest friend

2025-01-27 21:42:17 UTC

Can we un-DEI emojis now?
Give me a break - 'man in veil'
And why is there no 'man in head scarf' if there is 'woman in head scarf'?
Or 'woman in Chinese cap'

2025-01-17 02:34:39 UTC

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ban it. 'stealing our data' was smoke screen. The intention was always Influence, weakening civilian and military work force, and blackmail.

2025-01-14 13:21:21 UTC

Red Cross is asking for blood donations for LA fires.. huh?

2025-01-13 15:38:08 UTC

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God helps those who help themselves

2025-01-01 04:23:18 UTC

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hey, at they had a cool woodpecker doc on Nature. :happy:

2024-12-24 04:10:23 UTC

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srsly, did they get sued because the cutting edge was too sharp?

2024-12-18 01:10:34 UTC

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and 90, 92' ones as well

2024-12-16 05:04:55 UTC

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oh, we've stopped watching since Thanksgiving 😅

2024-12-16 04:53:22 UTC

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buddy, Marv had it way worse in HA2. ⚡🧱⚒️🔥

2024-12-06 04:25:38 UTC

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'No Authority Synology'

2024-12-02 19:19:50 UTC

Using Tusky, any way to Hide all media by default?

2024-11-27 02:00:34 UTC

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snakes and arrows tour, so not That old, but old enough!

2024-11-24 19:19:42 UTC

It's the year 2077. Snoop Dogg is the AI voice of everything. All advertisements in your HUD are Snoop Dogg. All music has been revoiced by Snoop Dogg. Snoop Dogg is the face of the robot police force.
Sounds like a stretch? Look around, the start of Snoop singularity is at hand.

2024-11-11 20:43:29 UTC

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👜🔙

2024-11-04 15:04:35 UTC

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this person has children ? 😓

2024-10-31 03:25:55 UTC

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yep. I remember seeing him when he came to my college. Big theatre auditorium. He honestly killed, but it was peak him and in his optimal audience.

2024-10-25 01:19:07 UTC

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I like bit warden. It's free to share passwords with one other, so nice for the household.
I have no issues with it, android app is great too
Not sure how it scales beyond that. I believe it can be used with a data store locally.

2024-10-19 02:39:39 UTC

Wow . The Al Smith dinner did not get the press it deserved.
Gaffigan and Trump slayed. It feels like no one there wanted kam there. Especially the Catholics.

2024-10-06 03:10:44 UTC

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lolz )
But a pink one.. even if he's got a daughter. No man, c'mon
Maybe I should make a shirt that says
'I endorse strong independent women with coke habits that specifically market to preteen girls to make them neurotic so they vote democrat when they are older'
I'd make a killing with 45 year old dads, apparently.

2024-10-06 02:58:21 UTC

I can't shake this ... So to speak
What compels a dude to wear a Taylor Swift shirt?
This proves I will never understand folk

2024-10-02 01:55:24 UTC

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kinda looks like @npub1zd3…2jr0 's buddy. But less handsome.

2024-09-15 03:03:23 UTC

https://youtu.be/TY4-3mRcb_g?si=blRjFJcnt_l_bLZ_
First time I saw this guy, but pretty cool, Though I am happily one of those organized Catholic types 😁
Being in the hospital with my little guy the past three days, I've witnessed God's goodness and had been given strength through Christ.
Real stuff dudes

2024-09-13 22:32:31 UTC

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for sure, and great idea! I'll be sure to get one from the house. Though they gave him a cool little recovery stuffed buddy. Thank you!

2024-09-13 21:31:30 UTC

Thanks to everyone for their prayers for my little one. The appendix has been perforated, aka leaky? for some time. He never complained until 2 days ago. No signs before then
Amazing doctors and staff have him cleaned up and he's starting his week+ recovery. I cannot thank everyone enough for your prayers. God is truely with us

2024-09-13 13:11:38 UTC

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thank you!!

2024-09-13 10:22:44 UTC

In the ER with my 5 year old. They just found he has appendicitis. Asking for prayers, he's been though so much.

2024-09-10 23:17:14 UTC

Season of reveal. The darling of rock and reddit, Dave grohl, is a philanderer.
But yeah Dave, be all high and mighty over Trump

2024-09-06 01:44:00 UTC

Happy wife, happy life.
Unhappy wife, she votes democrat.

2024-08-27 22:21:20 UTC

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lololololololol

2024-08-27 18:22:54 UTC

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it's somewhat brilliant to put those seemingly 'good' ingredients in the lower right of the list. The eye is drawn to taurine, B12 etc. Though being that low on the list means there's basically none of it. PCR 55 cycle level

2024-08-25 02:17:39 UTC

Pizza in under 35 min, Dough and sauce made from scratch (canned tomatoes..though I should have used fresh). Was in a pinch and refused to get a frozen or order.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/113/020/249/592/499/278/original/6084c6446cc4cabf.jpg

2024-08-19 01:43:29 UTC

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you do. I look forward to hearing about the Taxationa Isthefta

2024-08-18 22:55:12 UTC

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But will these get port-a-johns?!! That is the question all of Chicago wants to know

2024-08-08 20:51:27 UTC

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:pepe_wink:

2024-08-08 03:43:02 UTC

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lowest common denominators of society have fostered in the controls we have today. That and lawyers.

2024-08-02 14:57:55 UTC

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this team is more American than apple pie. No excuses, no taking a knee, or complaining about injustice. Just hard work every day.