TheBitcoinManual

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2026-05-08 11:00:12 CEST

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Absolutely, glad i'm not involved directly but watching from the sidelines is pretty entertaining, can't wait for the reverse leg

2026-05-07 17:48:17 CEST

Sandisk up 3700% In a year, and you think this isn't a bubble?
https://image.nostr.build/03c4cc0afd4ee4f868d1afce87b4a6409a901f3e1244567a003f5a489bb6c100.png

2026-05-05 17:18:46 CEST

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lol i'm ready to move into my regret not stacking harder phase, lets go!

2026-05-05 11:39:35 CEST

If anyone is looking for me i'll be doom scrolling until the next bull market kicks off
https://image.nostr.build/fc1bba8d8157c0ba030eccf696f7a9f79c65a5aeddb3f913599a9578c10af0a0.jpg

2026-05-03 10:38:38 CEST

Canada 🇨🇦 dropped the first Bitcoin ATM 13 years ago, now with only 4000 of them nationwide, they want to ban it because people who get caught in scams sometimes send funds to scammers, so it needs to be shut down
I wonder how much volume scammers do in cash or via the traditional banking system but those mediums of exchange can continue to run
https://cryptoslate.com/canada-wants-to-ban-crypto-atms-as-fraud-fears-turn-bitcoin-access-into-a-political-target/

2026-04-28 08:32:30 CEST

Wow! Blast from the past, never thought that in 2026 we're still forking Bitcoin to launch an altcoin!
Who is going to be claiming and dumping eCash?
https://www.coindesk.com/tech/2026/04/27/a-long-time-developer-wants-to-fork-bitcoin-and-reassign-satoshi-coins-the-community-is-calling-it-a-theft

2026-04-27 11:47:56 CEST

When plebs have to deal with their first round of #FUD that shakes their conviction in holding their #Bitcoin
Don Pleb: First time?
https://image.nostr.build/2f1437c2058d735a310b55f9ebc71c09993d755b5e9f98f6350ee88912105d99.jpg

2026-04-25 13:19:28 CEST

Makes $30 billion but is valued at $1 trillion, hmmm! Can't wait to see what it's valued at once token costs stop being subsidised and they need to sell token allocation at a profit.
The rugging is going to be biblical
https://image.nostr.build/87f4b75a9f65c42583ca62f6ae4ceeb5b1b107b7091a2451d86324f9d86ca25e.png

2026-04-22 11:57:23 CEST

how many people are down this bad but look down on you for wearing old clothes and stacking sats
https://image.nostr.build/fc5de20f60bb3228dcd8ae0eae8d5ea05d58108c41b6b06de0ab42f333530bd8.jpg

2026-04-18 13:38:37 CEST

Another major oef! Mac users who use #ledger download a fake app and have their wallets drained
https://www.macrumors.com/2026/04/14/apple-mac-app-store-fake-crypto-wallet/

2026-04-18 12:14:21 CEST

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🤣🤣 Pope Leo is a threat to democracy, we need regime change and freedom for all Vaticanians!

2026-04-17 12:05:47 CEST

It's not enough that we rug you via taxes and the currency debasement, we need to rug your private pensions too, its only fair because we're rugging government pensions already
If you're not in self custody, you're in a rug pull its only a matter of time!
https://image.nostr.build/7977f06ff8e39ab0bbed2f30d29c60f994d02ea363aa51075c581f932adce244.jpg

2026-04-16 12:11:12 CEST

How many more products will Saylor cook up and promote with AI slop videos? The limit does not exist.
Yeah, i'll stick to my hard capped corn thanks!
https://image.nostr.build/f6ce387ae8cb249d863b7c4b2039087fa3c54a8c12f09996cd64e670715f2ce8.png

2026-04-12 10:31:55 CEST

How #BItcoin podcasters felt starting a podcast from 2025 onward, so glad that bubble popped! lol Ya'll got nothing to talk about just waiting to get Lyn and Jeff back for another yap sesh!
Time to retire the pod lads!
https://video.nostr.build/86b219b8f248a6688137a226f7b8bcb6423c3278716eff9d54391542f97e0177.mp4

2026-04-08 20:12:24 CEST

Iran about to stack sats in a major way, $1 a barrel toll paid in Bitcoin is a 20 million daily DCA!
Better front run and act accordingly!
https://thehill.com/policy/energy-environment/5821752-iran-ship-toll-cryptocurrency-strait-hormuz/

2026-04-02 21:54:48 CEST

AI shills like to shout about the coming deflationary gains from the technology and that the massive layout in capex
But the cost of tokens are going up, like they just realised inflation is a thing!
https://media.tenor.com/-ggAglFLYWUAAAAC/batman-riddler.gif

2026-04-01 10:42:01 CEST

Anthropic accidentally leaked part of the internal source code for Claude Code and they've tried to manage the fall out, while Satoshi leaked the entire Bitcoin project to the world and said try and stop me!
https://www.cnbc.com/2026/03/31/anthropic-leak-claude-code-internal-source.html

2026-04-01 10:39:53 CEST

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Lol if you're selling for fiat you're always selling low

2026-03-31 07:51:57 CEST

Bhutan 🇧🇹 reduces it's Bitcoin holdings, wonder what they plan on building or is it for debt servicing?
Anyhoo, not a bad place to be in after monetising surplus electricity, they're still far ahead of any other nation state that built their reserves on confiscation
https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/crypto/articles/bhutan-cuts-bitcoin-reserves-60-113126593.html

2026-03-31 07:46:26 CEST

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Someones signalling BIP110

2026-03-30 20:54:08 CEST

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Company man recongise fellow company men lol

2026-03-30 17:09:19 CEST

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Yes, its just the value metric most people default to, but as long as the things I need cost less satoshis each year I can't be arsed

2026-03-30 15:25:58 CEST

Them: If #Bitcoin is an inflation hedge why isn't it going up?
Me:
https://image.nostr.build/f8a278ce6c348f1cd8f20323dbb48188a1019fd889884cf424d87fe0b402efbb.jpg

2026-03-30 11:58:55 CEST

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Don't ask questions just consume latest narrative

2026-03-30 07:55:44 CEST

That's a lot of money going short Bitcoin and i'm loving it
Bitcoin is now bigger than the 15th biggest stonk market, in the Swedes
Still another 14 more to flip!
01. 🇺🇸 United States — (~$69T)
02. 🇨🇳 China — (~$11T)
03. 🇯🇵 Japan — (~$6.6T)
04. 🇭🇰 Hong Kong — (~$4.6T)
05. 🇮🇳 India — (~$4.4T)
06. 🇬🇧 United Kingdom — (~$4.3T)
07. 🇨🇦 Canada — (~$3.1T)
08. 🇩🇪 Germany — (~$2.3T)
09. 🇫🇷 France — (~$2.3T)
10. 🇨🇭 Switzerland — (~$2.1T)
11. 🇦🇺 Australia — (~$1.9T)
12. 🇰🇷 South Korea — (~$1.8T)
13. 🇳🇱 Netherlands — (~$1.7T)
14. 🇹🇼 Taiwan — (~$1.5–2.4T)
https://image.nostr.build/2740e0a63fab9dbffa10d8481b671465f952df7f9fd6a22083ce0ab83324533f.jpg

2026-03-30 07:39:33 CEST

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Lol when you put it this way it's way too obvious how stupid things have gotten

2026-03-29 08:16:29 CEST

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Man is lox'd in

2026-03-29 08:15:24 CEST

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This sounds like some Epstein files type email

2026-03-29 08:11:47 CEST

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My man is dropping stacks

2026-03-29 08:11:22 CEST

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Lol, its been a wild few years hasn't it

2026-03-29 07:59:46 CEST

Satoshi if he ever comes back from moving on to better things
https://image.nostr.build/53f32504b823857d282276e751090428efbe174ce2be135325ab99050aa33614.jpg

2026-03-28 10:34:46 CET

Them: You're so lucky you got into Bitcoin early on
Me:
https://image.nostr.build/9aa7ddb8c293af6f6d659589fbefe9838e0d484a972f6d46006d9c5523690e57.jpg

2026-03-27 15:27:45 CET

Bitcoin CEO hires average plebs with Raspberry Pi's to verify transactions and audit hodlings
https://www.coindesk.com/markets/2026/03/27/tether-hires-kpmg-for-usdt-audit-brings-in-pwc-as-it-gears-up-for-u-s-expansion

2026-03-26 14:42:15 CET

Is it just me or is AI a centralising force that just makes for one hell of a juicy exploit that could ruin companies to the tune of billions?
https://www.sonatype.com/blog/compromised-litellm-pypi-package-delivers-multi-stage-credential-stealer

2026-03-26 08:36:56 CET

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Pressing X to doubt!

2026-03-25 16:52:30 CET

Make all sims use a seed phrase or Nsec and end sim swap attacks! Simple as!
https://www.cape.co/blog/product-feature-sim-swap-protection

2026-03-25 13:14:36 CET

OpenAI has shut down #sora, have we reached peak slop yet? I know this tool was burning $15 Million Per Day and reports state that it cost them over $5 billion annually and didn't gain many paid users!
Could have just stacked sats instead of staking slop
https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-news/openai-shuttering-sora-video-generating-service-rcna264989

2026-03-24 07:05:43 CET

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Lol, looks like a good niche, could make some good sats from the hustle as long as you don't fall into bad habits and avoid getting back with your FTX

2026-03-24 06:52:22 CET

The only trading that I am doing, and you best believe there's going to be a gamma squeese
https://image.nostr.build/6ae78464d2b08d0cbfac7f195414fe70891ff39b9e46c51ec103e59fb75ba1d8.jpg

2026-03-23 08:31:43 CET

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Lol "Fix said issue Make no mistakes"

2026-03-23 07:31:54 CET

If you're using an old iPhone or haven't upgraded your iPhone and you have a wallet on your phone, might be time to move those funds
https://protos.com/google-warns-over-200-million-iphone-crypto-wallets-at-risk/

2026-03-20 15:00:03 CET

Rename your company to Meta, launch a metaverse for 200 000 active users, spend $80 billion to develop and maintain, make no money, pivot to AI/LLMs
Imagine what the nostr ecosystem could build with even 1% of that investment
https://www.cnbc.com/2026/03/18/meta-horizon-worlds-metaverse-vr.html

2026-03-19 11:01:28 CET

Yet another example of everyone wants your #Bitcoin, especially if you have over 2000 of those bad boys. Hot damn, remember kids always set up your seed phrase in a dimly lit room and lean over the signing device and work with your back to the wall
Switch off the electricty in the house so all cameras and listening devices are offline and trust no one!
https://cointelegraph.com/news/uk-wife-accused-stealing-176m-bitcoin-cctv-seed-phrase

2026-03-19 10:03:34 CET

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Lol they did give it a good go for like a month back stopping transactions, mining rare sats and minting token drops, ah feels like ages ago, and now we back to enjoying cheap block space

2026-03-19 10:02:35 CET

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Lol I can point fingers and laugh as a reformed shitcoiner myself

2026-03-19 09:22:31 CET

Member Magic Eden? Neither do I but apparently it was one of the largest #Ordinals marketplaces
So markets do become rational eventually don't they? Nature is healing!
All your JPEGS, JSON FIles and Rare sat nonsense completely devastated
https://blocknews.com/magic-eden-shuts-down-bitcoin-and-evm-nft-markets-here-is-why-its-refocusing-on-solana/

2026-03-18 15:03:24 CET

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Black on black always

2026-03-18 08:30:42 CET

Looks like the boomers are keen to cash in but they're not realising no one's going to overpay for their stock.
No thanks, you can keep it :)
https://image.nostr.build/619ce616c58a86fd5627068de48453a45a5ccb56865822844b09955fa500044e.jpg

2026-03-17 10:23:19 CET

I'm seeing some buzz around Zero Human Companies (ZHC) on Twitter lately and a lot of no skill/low skill NFT like hype around anyone can do it and make money PR coverage
Will there be outliers? Perhaps but the exception does not disprove the rule, the vast majority of ZHC will be scams
https://thebitcoinmanual.com/articles/zero-human-companies/

2026-03-16 19:03:56 CET

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Blue wave > Blu Sky

2026-03-16 13:25:01 CET

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Thanks for the info drop, will check it out!

2026-03-16 12:29:27 CET

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Lol some people are just not meant to end up on our side, I've accepted this! If you can't make the obvious Bitcoin > than Bimbo hurdle you're NGMI

2026-03-16 12:28:02 CET

I log on and decide to check out social media and all I see is Iran, this Israel that
And while I don't know all that much about geopolitics, what I do know is Iran out of fiat to buy more #bitcoin and i'm working hard to my next fiat ration airdrop but the struggle Israel
https://media.tenor.com/BslVX5YKMAsAAAAC/well-then.gif

2026-03-15 19:14:59 CET

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Yeah i'm with you, when they talk about it postively or stop talking about it, I always assume this is a local top, and when they fud it I know i need to own even more

2026-03-15 19:13:53 CET

Same price, different perception!
Funny part is 2026, $70 000 is not even equal to $70 000 2024 prices
https://image.nostr.build/c47e34b9392065b3b2901efeee1d721f1da69f38a543764abf024455a106ed21.jpg

2026-03-15 19:12:29 CET

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Lol they can always make time to fud Bitcoin

2026-03-15 11:04:59 CET

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If they like their ponzi so much let them stay in theirs and we live in ours and we see which ponzi wins

2026-03-15 11:04:07 CET

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But we will never get tired of winning, there's still so much winning to be done

2026-03-15 09:56:54 CET

We think Bitcoin is dangerous and it's a ponzi
So stay within our ponzi so that we can drain you dry instead
https://image.nostr.build/3cb367c585fbae2711e45e3636e57bffd820d1b928ab3fd3710b66856ff034b5.jpg

2026-03-12 07:05:42 CET

Don't let the AI's gaslight you, just like humans, they want your Bitcoin too!
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/al-thinks-bitcoin-money-future-172641902.html

2026-03-10 15:01:48 CET

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Lol if I can find the nostr CEO and pin him down to a meeting ill ask him

2026-03-10 10:39:09 CET

Bluesky CEO steps down, nostr CEO refuses to budge!
https://techcrunch.com/2026/03/09/bluesky-ceo-jay-graber-steps-down/

2026-03-10 10:38:34 CET

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How so? What are you seeing happening? I can only go in the info i'm finding

2026-03-10 10:37:32 CET

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Bitcoin is still good at finding cheap energy to keep going, other industries not so lucky!

2026-03-10 10:36:27 CET

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Gotta release those reserves in the short term to reduce the prices but once that runs out, it's up only

2026-03-10 08:04:26 CET

Central banks: We've got inflation under control, we will continue to cut rates
Oil hits $118 a barrel on Monday already
Inflation:
https://media.tenor.com/kZDMA8VXIBMAAAAC/hello-boys-im-back.gif

2026-03-09 08:33:10 CET

ETFs are easier to custody bro, just buy paper Bitcoin bro.
Yeah right, #Blackrock blocks withdrawls on its private credit products, what makes you think they won't do it with their Bitcoin products?
Last time I checked, i still had access to my private keys and nothing stopping me from spending
https://europeanbusinessmagazine.com/business/blackrock-just-told-investors-they-cant-have-their-money-back-and-the-entire-private-credit-industry-is-shaking/

2026-03-07 11:08:57 CET

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I left 6.15 BTC in...aaaahhh

2026-03-06 13:40:20 CET

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49.99% if I can help it, I will fight for my 0.1% and refuse to give it to Saylor

2026-03-06 09:00:14 CET

In 2026, the 20 millionth Bitcoin will be released into circulation! Going to be a 110+ year scrap and scramble for the next million coins!
Act accordingly!
https://media.tenor.com/BFTKJDgOwP0AAAAC/bitcoin-cheers.gif

2026-03-05 15:57:00 CET

Was all the quantum fud just a PR move to get people to use Liquid network block space? lol! Bitcoin's unofficial testnet deploys a new smart contract with quantum-resistant transactions.
So you're safe from quantum, as long as the underlying liquid backed multi-sig doesn't rug!
https://blog.blockstream.com/blockstream-research-demonstrates-quantum-resistant-transaction-signing-on-liquid-using-simplicity-smart-contracts/

2026-03-05 15:05:05 CET

Wikipedia editors aren't playing around when it comes to monitoring the situation
https://image.nostr.build/03d29edf0b253ace7272776bce66f50741b33702eafca0964b9b10c49622bf0d.jpg

2026-03-01 08:45:55 CET

Damn, 2026 feels like a decade just happend, first Maduro is captured and now Ayatollah Khamenei is killed! Combined 🇮🇷 Iran and Venezuela 🇻🇪 have 29% of worlds oil reserves!
https://www.politico.com/news/2026/02/28/ayatollah-khamenei-iran-leadership-00806167

2026-02-28 14:44:25 CET

So glad I don't feed legacy social media with my data, how dead must #Facebook be that the management team think its a good idea to generate ghost profiles using #LLMs
https://www.malwarebytes.com/blog/ai/2026/02/meta-patents-ai-that-could-keep-you-posting-from-beyond-the-grave

2026-02-28 09:06:15 CET

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Lol so filters work?

2026-02-28 09:04:31 CET

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Lol, keep digging meat bag or we'll half your soy ration this week

2026-02-28 09:02:32 CET

The absolute Bitcoin Chads at @npub1nv4…x0gr have dropped a non-custodial wallet! Great job, will be giving it a testaroo!
https://image.nostr.build/eac5298f8c459f6ac00f3b3f0a84ffb8b750fb58d3364591ede5c6467bc8a01b.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/85ad665f3c241794271873f246f8e3017d4380fa10726e82175ec70157e5ef7e.jpg

2026-02-27 21:43:07 CET

Inflation-adjusted to 2010 USD purchasing power Bitcoin is $32,130 a coin!
https://image.nostr.build/d01335d5c81bef7ba9c226ba764b8fe92b90cc9264a30debdb4f0e8b6a9fdd5a.png
https://bitflation.io/?anchor=2010

2026-02-27 21:20:37 CET

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If GrapheneOS phones don't pick up after this I have no faith in sheeple and they get what they deserve

2026-02-27 09:41:04 CET

They're coming for side job and our ability to generate liquidity and purchase sats! Fiat farm and stack while you still can!
https://video.nostr.build/945abe6e36687bb053826d7b2645ef8b861fc25bcc11bd2c825134eac5fd60df.mp4

2026-02-27 08:34:19 CET

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Lol now i'm even more keen on playing it, I'll need to boot up a PS1 simulator and give it a run around and secure the childhood truama that I missed out on

2026-02-27 07:08:37 CET

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Which games did you get? It's funny you say that I was talking to 3 friends about the Doge Viper we all loved the car as a kid, had posters on the wall or it was the wallpaper on your desktop despite it never coming to South Africa, and it;s all down to the impact Gran Turismo 1 and 2 had on a generation

2026-02-27 06:45:44 CET

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LOL I can practually hear Aku Aku chanting in the background, I never actually played 1, for some reason I got 2 first

2026-02-26 18:42:38 CET

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Lol spent hours playing this, my brother would hate it because he always wanted to play DBZ Final bout

2026-02-26 07:29:58 CET

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https://image.nostr.build/1ad1505006b1b9d614e0637587a20377f3243e78b80ac547886312259550f0c3.jpg

2026-02-26 07:24:30 CET

Name an obscure PS1 game that had you hooked on the controller back in the day? Mine has to be Tombi, so many good memories and this game was wild!
https://image.nostr.build/bb2d819e214807ee45047e2634cc29d5d20f1237c95798c675909bd745215c86.jpg

2026-02-24 13:50:13 CET

Lol Ultra sound money has been outperforming inflation..to the downside! Honestly you were better off in cash 🤣
There's being down bad and then there's being an #ETH holder
https://image.nostr.build/b26cf1ad17b2d6751fa99be456412a36039a2062648379b4b4c2e4bfb7bdc678.png

2026-02-23 12:53:54 CET

“yo my boy, what’s good? look i know you’ve been stack maxxing but uh, the uh, bitcoin is dead boomers and gold bugs are saying you’re getting profit mogged by some of your AI and Gold.
Some are even saying uh, saying you’re soft forking and we're not quantum resistant. i was just thinking we should have a response if it comes up”
https://image.nostr.build/0275b56090444ffb21296875d7fc74fe260ac7158dd04a0ce57a3531dc12067b.jpg

2026-02-22 08:12:01 CET

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muh sources bro

2026-02-22 08:11:39 CET

Pokemon card gets sold for 240 BTC in a world record of millenials who have money that don't know what to do with it.
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cp32jgkqx0lo

2026-02-21 13:14:55 CET

Google raising £1 billion via a 100 year bond has to be peak AI surely right? Do you really think Google will even be around in 2126?
https://www.cnbc.com/2026/02/12/alphabet-100-year-bond-debt-fears-ai-credit-risk.html

2026-02-21 10:08:27 CET

Lightning doing numbers old boy, $1 billion in volume in November 2025 according to @npub1xke…d0en with the average invoice around $220 not too shabby for a bunch that are branded 1 satoshi waste of time non-economic activity generating zappers
https://image.nostr.build/56162cce7e688384e27d89b6df7531521d5c9550e3a81fd7f2d1dd887d275fac.jpg

2026-02-21 10:04:21 CET

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Lol don't trust, verify

2026-02-20 16:49:03 CET

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Lol generating 4x the shareholder value of midevil peasants with an entry level job is wild

2026-02-20 11:08:39 CET

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1 up on me I'm in the 4th quarter, yapping and emailing lol

2026-02-20 08:46:14 CET

Where is your personal fiat mining operation situated?
https://image.nostr.build/9f26afa83b55998e7a27c469d6f87097c2accc91cac07f825c7221215d60fcc2.jpg

2026-02-19 13:44:04 CET

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I would imagine they factored that in when buying the domain name

2026-02-19 13:08:40 CET

Anyone building a rent a human platform on nostr and pays in #Bitcoin? Seems like a good addition to combine with a freelancer platform
https://image.nostr.build/f429701736da5be5de44e74a44d1a0d5184f0f57dc4ca6d5b3b8a8710701ec4a.png

2026-02-18 14:14:54 CET

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Keep chomping these are rookie numbers we need to get to 70% plebs

2026-02-18 14:13:24 CET

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She was never yours, it was only your turn to use the server